Chapter 127: It's a pity not to step on the sewing machine
Rather than being beaten to death all the way, she would rather lie in the grass in a gilly suit and be blown up quietly.
What if that person just pulled out a thunderbolt to scare her?
Gu Congxin was in a ball in the grass, and while his mouth was silently chanting, 'I can't see me, I can't see me', his legs were still trembling, and he was even shaking a little with the table.
Looking at the slightly swaying water surface in the mineral water bottle, Ji Shaoyi sent out a soul torture question: "Is there an earthquake?" Why do I think the table is a little shaky at this point? ”
Lang Qiao lowered his eyes and caught a glimpse of Gu Congxin's restless little feet under the gap in the partition.
"Nope." She said: "It's instigating to shake your legs." ”
Ji Shaoyi said 'oh', and at the end he said slowly: "Look at this frequency, it's a pity not to step on the sewing machine." ”
Lang Qiao: "......" God fucking stepping on the sewing machine.
Gu Congxin was already nervous and crazy: "Don't talk about it anymore, okay?" I'm ...... the fast."
Before the word 'death' could be spoken, she heard a 'bang', and the thunder that had been pulled for a long time finally exploded.
Gu Congxin stretched out his hand and covered his eyes, and shouted in his mouth: "Am I dead, am I dead?" Take a look at the number one ......"
If she killed her teammates and didn't get a good place, she would feel guilty.
Then she heard Lang Qiao say indifferently: "If you don't start running poison again, you will die soon." ”
"Huh?" Gu Congxin parted her fingers a small slit, and saw that she was still alive and sound on the screen.
And on the hillside beside her, there was an extra box that had died by thunder.
"Damn, what's going on?" Gu Congxin himself was shocked.
"Probably I couldn't bear the huge psychological pressure, and I thundered." Lang Qiao said.
Tian Luo also agreed: "It's scary to shoot indiscriminately in the finals. ”
Only Ji Shaoyi said with envy: "Can I ask where you bought your good luck?" How much is a pound? How long does it take to ship after an order is placed? If it doesn't work within 7 days, can I get a refund without any reason? ”
Gu Congxin: "No, I was born, let's die of this heart." ”
Ji Shaoyi: "......", is this the happiness that money can't buy in legends?
Maybe it was that angry self-thunder that consumed Gu Congxin's good luck, causing her to be sniped by a big guy holding AWM when she desperately crawled into the circle like a cabbage worm.
In the end, he only managed to finish fourth.
When he walked out of the arena, Gu Congxin didn't mention how guilty he was, and he whispered as he walked: "Next time, I'll never pick up Molotov cocktails again, never throw thunder again, never shoot indiscriminately, and ...... again."
Lang Qiao interrupted her broken thoughts, and said something rarely: "It's okay, the fourth place is also very good." ”
Gu Congxin was comforted by her, and hugged Lang Qiao is slammed rub: "Woo woo Lang Jun, you are the best~"
Ji Shaoyi was so sour by her sudden words that he couldn't do it, he stretched out his hand and dragged Gu Congxin aside, and said with a disgusted face: "What are you rubbing?" Loosen it up! ”
"I don't!" Gu Congxin not only did not let go, but hugged him tighter: "I am intimate with my family Langjun, what does it matter to you?" ”
Ji Shaoyi didn't bother to talk to her, and looked straight at Lang Qiao: "Why do I deserve it when I die, and it doesn't matter if she dies?" ”
The unconvinced look was like a child begging for candy, and he almost didn't write the words 'asking for comfort' on his face.
It's rare that Lang Qiao didn't make a mistake with him, thinking that it was just comfort, once she was born and twice cooked, since she could successfully comfort him once, the second time was naturally not a problem.
So she recalled the tone she used to comfort him last time, and she opened her mouth to pierce her heart: "It's okay, even if you sacrifice to the sky at the beginning, and you still have the instigation to rank for us." ”
Ji Shaoyi: "??? "What the is this talking about? I shut myself up on the spot.
I don't know if she didn't comfort her, on the way back, Captain Ji was obviously cold to her, and he didn't even cover her coat.
I'd rather date those four wild men than say a word to her!
Lang Qiao watched him talk to the wild man on the phone, and Yan Yan looked like a scumbag with a smile, which made her feel a little sour for a moment.
She was a little embarrassed to ask in person, and after a moment of entanglement, she took out her mobile phone and sent him a message.
[Steel Coagulation: Why don't you speak?] 】
The moment the news was sent, she also secretly glanced at Ji Shaoyi.
I saw his slender fingers pause, and quickly typed a few words for her.
[Lack of heart: I am a little depressed now. 】
After he was frustrated, he also posted a dejected cat emoji, which read: This damn day, when will it be my turn to be cute and cute.
I thought the hint was obvious enough this time, right?
It's really obvious, so obvious that the first time Lang Qiao saw the cat emoji, his mind was no longer on him, and he replied to him with his backhand......
[Steel Coagulation: What a cute cat! [hug] [hug] [Hug]]
Ji Shaoyi: "......" you hold a hammer.
[Lack of heart: It's obviously me who is depressed! ] 】
was reminded by him like this, Lang Qiao suddenly remembered that she seemed to be here to comfort Captain Ji......
Ran Goose has been going straight for so many years, and she doesn't know how to comfort depressed people at all......
This completely out-of-syllabus exam question made Lang Qiao difficult, she stared at the chat interface for a while with a worried face, and decisively clicked into the search engine.
At this time, it depends on the wisdom of the majority of netizens!
Q: What should I do if the person I like feels frustrated?
Answer: Then give him positive energy.
Lang Qiao: "......" sounds like a lot of reason, but how should positive energy be promoted?
Did you recite the core values of socialism to him on the spot?
She silently typed in the word positive energy, clicked search, and then opened the door to a new world again......
Ji Shaoyi was muttering in his heart, wondering if he was a little too arrogant, why didn't Lang Jun come to coax him.
In the next second, his mobile phone began to vibrate wildly, one after another, all messages from Lang Qiao.
was so excited that Ji Shaoyi hung up the wild man's phone on the spot, and clicked into QQ to feel the stormy love from Lang Qiao.
And then he saw ......
[Steel concrete: No matter how high the sky is, you can get closer to the sun by standing on tiptoe. 】
[Steel Coagulation: If you are not brave, no one will be strong for you. 】
[Steel Coagulation: Only after experiencing hellish torture can you have the power to conquer heaven. Only bleeding fingers can play the swan song of the world. 】
Chicken soup for the soul like this, she has dozens of pieces at a time.
Pulled down in one breath, Ji Shaoyi was about to be vomited.
He slowly typed a question mark.