Hearing the sound of pushing the door, the Demon King even rotated the person with the chair one hundred and eighty degrees, and the long legs that had nowhere to be placed were cocked, and he sneered at Lang Qiao: "The handsome man has been training all morning, and the person who is cooking has just gotten up." ”

As he spoke, he clapped his hands and said sarcastically: "This is how you fight for opportunities?" ”

Lang Qiao: "......, I really want to hit him."

She took a deep breath and said in her heart: I am deaf, I am blind, I can't hear, I can't see......

Then he walked straight into the training room, not even giving him a look.

For this provocation, the demon king deliberately got up early in the morning, but he didn't expect his taunt to be like a grain of sand falling into a deep pool, and it couldn't stir up the slightest splash at all.

Angry, he stretched out his long legs and blocked Lang Qiao's way, "Hey, talking to you, did you hear it?" ”

Lang Qiao stepped over his long legs without squinting, and saw his long arms stretched out, blocking her path again.

Lang Qiao took a step to the side, he slid the chair and took a step, and the two of them moved sideways in the cramped training room like two rampant crabs, until the demon king propped his hands on the wall and squeezed her into the corner.

Lang Qiao: "......"

"It's useless even if you pass." The Demon King patted the pink and tender gaming chair under him, and the corners of his eyes and eyebrows were full of pride: "Your gaming chair is in my hand." ”

Lang Qiao: "......" damn mentally retarded.

This person wouldn't get up early in the morning and deliberately occupy this pink chair just to show off in front of her, right?

No way? No way? No one really is so naïve, right?

In the imagination of the Demon King, a little thing like Lang Qiao, who is not as tall as his legs, should be like his little niece, who will cry when she is pulled with her pigtails, cry when she accidentally falls while walking, and cry when her beloved doll is snatched away......

If you cry hard, you'll twitch and twitch, it's cute just thinking about it.

But the girl in front of her kept her eyes down, and after hearing his words to show off, she only sneered lightly, and didn't even bother to give him a look.

A gaming chair only, Whocares?

What's more, this chair already belonged to Ji Shaoyi yesterday.

The two men stood and sat down, and after a few minutes of silent confrontation, the Demon King spoke again: "If you say a word, I will give it back to you." ”

Otherwise, he really couldn't figure out what he was getting up early in the morning to occupy this chair for.

Probably so stupid by last night's freestyle that he thought he could use a chair as a threat to force her to perform a freestyle for herself, and then record the screen and post it on Weibo to save his lost dignity!

But he didn't expect that after a night, his short-legged substitute would be dumb......

Then he had no choice but to settle for the next best thing and force her to say something.

After all, you can't ask too much of a dumb person.

Lang Qiao thought about it in his heart, feeling that it was okay for him to be blocked like this all the time, in case he was bumped into by Ji Shaoyi, he might not know how to mess with her.

Compared with the dog man, it doesn't seem to be a big deal to talk to the demon king.

So as soon as she raised her head, she said expressionlessly: "Abba Baba Abba ......"

Demon King: "??? ”

A minute later, a new message came out of the team group.

[The Great Demon King of the Mixed World: The substitute you signed is dumb@GNM Manager Zheng Hang]

[The Great Demon King of the Mixed World: I think that a substitute who can't communicate with people normally is not suitable to stay in the team, and I ask the manager to consider it carefully@GNM Manager Zheng Hang]

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Without waiting for Zheng Hang to reply, Lang Qiao had already come out to refute the rumors.

[Lang の temptation: Only smart people can hear me. 】

Demon King: "??? "So what? Am I a fucking idiot? Niuniu Chinese Network

I suspect you're scolding me, and I have proof!

After Lang Qiao finished replying to the message, he was about to continue practicing the gun when he heard a loud 'bang'.

She looked back blankly, and saw that the demon king was so angry that his hair stood up several times, and he slammed it several times against the wooden tabletop.

So she put away her mobile phone and replied without fear of death.

[Lang の temptation: Manic people can't hear it even more. 】

Demon King: "...... fuck you maniates."

His hand, which wanted to pound the table, lifted it halfway and put it down silently.

He's not manic!

He has nowhere to vent his anger, and clicking on the computer is an operation.

A few minutes later, Lang Qiao received a provocative meme.

The cheap panda man held a gaming chair in his hand, and it was written in spicy-eyed font: See this starting spot? I won't give it to you if you throw it away!

Lang Qiao: "......"

She sneered, and her backhand was a set of Li Zeyan's triple match.

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Demon King: "......"

To tell the truth, he would rather be scolded and beaten by her than her current attitude of 'how you like to make trouble, if I get angry, I will lose'.

It's a contempt for his annoying level!

So angry that he clicked into the browser on the spot and began to search: How to make a girl cry? Waiting online, it's in a hurry.

And then he saw ......

Sand sculpture netizen A: Are you sick?

Sand sculpture netizen B: Is it counted as crying in bed?

Sand sculpture netizen C: It's not simple? Drink more water if you don't agree with a word, go to bed early if you don't make a decision, the first choice for gift-giving is moved to cry, and straight male quotations should always be available.

Sand sculpture netizen D: If it really doesn't work, just put "Erquan Reflecting the Moon" and cut onions next to her, and it will work in minutes.

Sand sculpture netizen E: What is a crying girl? There's a kind of boy who is angry with you!

A series of sand sculptures replied to look at it, the demon king: "......" Thank you, you are angry.

Zheng Hang had a meeting with the club's senior management overnight last night, but he didn't expect him to get up a few hours late, and their starting sniper and substitute sniper were pinched again.

Frightened, he didn't even have time to wash his face, put on his clothes and rushed into the training room, and then he saw ......

The Demon King pulled a gaming chair and sat behind Lang Qiao with Erlang's legs crossed, and every time she shot a shuttle bullet, she could get a comment from him: "That's it? ”

"Sprinkle a handful of rice on the keyboard, and the chickens are more sassy than you."

"Wouldn't it? No way? Won't there be people who can't land on the ground 98K, can't pick up 15 times the mirror by airdrop, still need to press the gun in the eight-fold mirror, the blood volume can't be full instantly, the help can't get up instantly, the mirror can't get a headshot in seconds, and the Destiny Circle can't be a chain set, right? ”

Under his crazy embarrassment, Lang Qiao passed five levels and killed six generals, all the way to the finals, and successfully ate chicken with a record of 15 kills.

Then she dropped the headphones, raised her leg and gave the demon king a kick: "Get out!" ”

Due to the excessive strength, the demon king directly slid to the door of the training room like a gust of wind with the help of the rollers on the chassis of the chair, and collided with Zheng Hang, who rushed to persuade him.