Chapter 23: Can a General Marry a Beautiful Wife?
Then, wrapping him in a dumpling and picking him up at the waist, grabbed the claws of His Majesty the Emperor who was watching the show on the side, and poked at some of the acupoints on Xu Qingchen's back.
Immediately afterwards, with a wow, Xu Qingchen seemed to be unable to bear it, and spurted blood outward, which made Qiu Cheng, who was watching what he was doing in a daze, his face distorted.
"Damn it! What are you doing here? ”
"Don't make a noise."
'General Si', whose ears were buzzing with the stimulation of Qiu Cheng's roaring voice, reached out and scratched it, looking at him.
"The cold poison in the womb can be driven out."
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His Majesty the Emperor, who was used as a tool, heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched, glanced at him, and grinded his teeth.
"You won't get it yourself? What are you doing with my hands? ”
"Oh, I can't control my strength, I'm afraid of stabbing him to death, you don't have a lot of strength, you can't poke him to death."
A serious explanation of 'General Si' made everyone's expressions twitch in unison, and His Majesty the Emperor laughed angrily.
"Are you complimenting me? Or is it to my detriment? ”
"Naturally, it's a boast."
'General Si' glanced at him, took Xu Qingchen's hand, shook it casually, continued to grab His Majesty the Emperor's claws, poked him a few times, and then stuffed Xu Qingchen into Qiu Cheng's arms and clapped his hands.
"Now, just take it back and raise it."
Saying this, ignoring the strange expressions of everyone, he raised his feet and walked out of the Qinglou, but when he was about to step out of the gate of the Qinglou, he groaned, turned his head, looked at the soul lamp that looked like he was about to faint, tilted his head, and asked:
"Well, the two things that damaged your clothes really weren't intentional, so, well, as compensation, if you have any wishes or wishes, come to me, as long as it doesn't violate the rules, I can help you realize it."
As soon as these words fell, he swaggered away, and even threw His Majesty the Emperor in the Qinglou, until His Majesty the Emperor stomped his feet and grinded his teeth with hatred.
"Feng Lang! You bastard! So good for an outsider? But so bad to me? What about conscience? Feed the dogs!? ”
"Hey."
The young man who walked away, the voice came lazily, but everyone couldn't help but laugh out loud, and it also made His Majesty the Emperor's face pale and white.
This son of a bitch!
He said heed the dogs!
And that bastard said to feed him?
In other words, isn't it just scolding him for being a dog?
You see, where is this what a general of a country can say? What did you do?!
His Majesty the Emperor, who was so angry that he returned to the palace with a blue face, was bound to break off his friendship with 'General Si' for a period of time, which made him deeply and soberly aware of what he should do to His Majesty the Emperor as a courtier!
However, he was so unilateral and self-aistent, but he made 'General Si' completely idle, sleeping until he woke up naturally, and after waking up, he was soft on the collapse, turning over as much as he wanted, watching whatever he wanted, eating whatever he wanted, and completely leisurely to the extreme.
makes the subordinates who are generals and generals a little overwhelmed.
Uh, to be honest, their general, it seems, maybe, probably, a little lazy?
In the little half a month since he was captured by His Majesty the Emperor, he hasn't even moved his nest? How lazy is this?
And, just when 'General Si' was living his own small life beautifully, the next person came to report, saying that Lord Xu, Lord Qiu, Xu Gongzi, Miss Xu, and Qiu Gongzi came to visit.
This made the 'General Si' blink, and he sighed lightly, thinking that it was good to come to the soul lamp, so these people came to thank him, right?
So, the 'General Si', who finally got up from the soft couch, stretched his waist, his hair was not tied, and his clothes were not changed, just dressed in green clothes, kicking and stepping on clogs, and staggering towards the living room in the mansion.
As soon as they entered the living room, the breath of several people was suffocated.
It seems that he didn't expect that the one who was famous at the border pass, made the enemy fearful, and even won one strange battle after another, and had no dignity in front of His Majesty the Emperor-
Even the general of Zhenguo, who has a very poisonous mouth and doesn't take His Majesty the Emperor seriously at all, is so lazy and unkempt when he is at home?
Look at the green silk that is draped behind him, almost dragging the ground to walk, and then look at the robe that is not even tied, wide and wide, and can be arranged into flowers when walking, and then look at the barefoot girl wearing clogs, as if she didn't wake up, really, uh-
It's out of place!
But-
Tyre!
Unexpectedly, this appearance not only did not make people feel sloppy, but was handsome beyond imagination, completely comparing the first beauty of Da Yaoguo, Childe and so on.
Especially the kind of extravagance and laziness revealed from the stocks, it really can't be pretended to be pretended, so that several people in the living room have straight eyes.
"Huh?"
The young man, who sat on the throne with his chin propped up and yawned, looked at them with a wink and tilted his head.
"Something?"
"Uh, ahem!"
Lord Xu and Lord Qiu, who were the first to come back to their senses, coughed lightly, and after the two looked at each other, they stood up and saluted the young man on the upper position, Lord Xu said:
"Thank you to the general for the treatment of the dog a few days ago, if it weren't for the general, the dog's fetal disease would not be better in this life, the old man is really grateful, and there is nothing to repay, so, please ask the general to be worshiped by the old man!"
"Hmm-"
'General Si' nodded, raised his hand, and took his thanks, and then looked at Lord Qiu on the side, a little puzzled.
"What about you?"
"Uh-"
Lord Qiu stiffened, reached out and touched his nose, turned his head and glared at Qiu Cheng, and said evilly.
"Not yet?"
“……”
Qiu Cheng, who was yelled at, stood up stupidly, and after standing side by side with his father, Qiu Da said helplessly:
"Cough, that's the case, dog Qiucheng, I offended the general a few days ago, the general doesn't remember the villain, and he doesn't see the dog in general, and, because a few days ago, Xu Shi's nephew delayed the visit because he didn't wake up, so I came today to thank the general."
"Well, it's fine."
'General Si' waved his hand casually, obviously not taking Qiu Cheng's offense to heart, after all, he looked like he had a good relationship with the soul lamp, and if something happened to the soul lamp, he was naturally anxious, this is human nature, what is there to blame?
Besides, Qiu Cheng didn't seem to have done anything to him or said anything, so, well, don't care.
The big-hearted 'General Si' made Lord Qiu and Lord Xu look at each other, and there were surprises in their eyes.
You know, in fact, when the general of Zhenguo had not yet returned to Beijing, there were many rumors about him, which were circulating in Kyoto, and the most talked about was nothing more than this person's cold-blooded ruthlessness and decisiveness.