It's another weekend, and the Shangke Esports Stadium is full of people, as the new week of PUBG solo challenge is in full swing.

PUBG, also known as PUBG, is a shooting game that has swept the Internet in the past two years, with a hundred players starting with the same route on the plane, and parachuting away at any time according to the location they want to go, and then collecting various resources on the game map, and confronting other players in the ever-shrinking safe area, the player who survives to the end will jump out of the golden words 'Good luck, eat chicken tonight', so it is called 'eating chicken' by the majority of netizens.

To put it simply: a parachute jump at the beginning, the equipment is all picked up, the European Emperor's Destiny Circle, and the non-chieftain is punished by God.

Shangke E-sports Stadium is a themed e-sports stadium attached to this game, with an elegant environment, advanced equipment, perennial contracting of various PUBG events, and also occupies the best piece of land in the center of the university town, which is a paradise for many e-sports fans, but the high Internet fee discourages them.

Maybe the boss who killed a thousand knives heard the voice of the majority of student parties, starting from this semester, Shangke E-sports Stadium started a weekly PUBG single-row challenge, and the first place was rewarded with a 'seven-day free Internet experience coupon', the meaning couldn't be more obvious: Want to prostitute for nothing? By strength.

Even in order to increase the uncertainty of the game and give rookie players a chance of 100 million points, the game adopts a very unfair one-game winning and losing system, which is a piece of luck.

As a result, three weeks passed, and every week's free Internet experience coupons unexpectedly fell into the hands of the same person.

As if afraid of being recognized, this person also changed the game ID once a week, respectively: Romantic and suave you Ji Shao, Yushu Linfeng you Ji Shao, evil and crazy you Ji Shao......

As a result, e-sports fans in the whole college town know that the one who monopolized the seven-day free Internet experience coupon market in their Shangke E-sports Stadium was a dog man named Ji Shao.

And some of the people who are here today are here to watch the game, and some of them are using hidden weapons to fight with this Ji Shao.

The resident commentator of Shangke E-sports Stadium is also very good at things, knowing that the audience present has a long-standing grudge against the legendary Ji Shao, so he simply took the lead in shouting the slogan before the game started: "Our goal is-"

"Defeat the unscrupulous season and grab back the free experience coupon!"

"Defeat the unscrupulous season and grab back the free experience coupon!"

"Defeat the unscrupulous season and grab back the free experience coupon!"

I don't know, I thought I had strayed into the scene of some landlord's criticism conference.

Hearing Ji Shaoyi's dissatisfied, he silently put on sound-isolating headphones and waited for the game to start.

"What are you tsk? It's you who scolds. Tian Luo, who is also a poor student party, understood the feelings of the gang downstairs very well, not only did not give his roommate any comfort, but gloated over his shoulder: "You said that you are a person who may be arrested at any time and go home to inherit hundreds of millions of family assets, is it necessary to come here to find scolding in order to save some Internet fees?" ”

"Am I hungry for internet money here?" Ji Shao glanced at him, and said with a 'you know a fart' expression: "I'm here to show my newly bought clothes and newly changed ID!" ”

Tian Luo silently retracted his hand on his shoulders and back, "......", I don't understand the world of rich people.

As he spoke, the game officially began.

With the experience of being soothed in the previous three weeks, the staff cut the perspective to the legendary Ji Shao at the beginning, and the commentary also followed: "He came, he came, he came with the Sao ID, this week we Ji Shao is still dressed in pink, maybe this is the legendary skirt The more pink it is, the more ruthless it is to beat people." ”

The audience immediately burst into laughter, and the commentator was about to guess his next moves, when he saw that 'a table of talents, you Ji Shao' was wearing a pink and tender little skirt and shrunk into a small house and didn't move.

Narrator: "???? "What kind of anomaly is this? Sure enough, it's the world of sassy men, don't I understand?

With a question mark on his face, he said solemnly: "Ji Shao may want to tell us a word this time." ”

"Don't guess me, no result, unless ID scolds me."

And the truth is that as soon as Ji Shaoyi landed, the mobile phone on the table vibrate, and three big words flashed on the black interface: Queen Mother.

Seeing that there were only a few days left until the end of the month, in order to have a settlement of living expenses for next month, Ji Shaoyi decisively chose to slide down to answer.

After all, if the free trial coupon is gone, he can earn it again next week, and he may not survive next week without living expenses.

"Hello? Mother? Ji Shaoyi manipulated his game character into the room with one hand, and said, "Is there something wrong with calling suddenly?" ”

As soon as Li Jinxi, who was on the other side of the phone, heard the click of the green switch keyboard, his voice suddenly became half cold, and he said indifferently: "Call you to go home and divide the family property." ”

"Harm, just leave me a bed and move the rest." Ji Shaoyi not only did not poke her jokes, but also acted down: "What? If you don't go home again, your bed is gone? Then I'll make do in the gaming chair. ”

"Less poor with me." Li Jinxi didn't eat him at all, and changed his words: "You're playing a game again?" ”

"Nothing." As he spoke, Ji Shaoyi picked up a medical kit with one hand.

Li Jinxi: "Are you deaf to me?" ”

"It's my roommate Tian Luo who is fighting, and I'm watching from the side." Ji Shaoyi pushed the pot and also turned Tian Luo with his elbow.

Tian Luo, who was watching from the side, tearfully turned the pot and said bitterly: "Yes, Auntie." ”

Li Jinxi knew that they had a good relationship, and he didn't bother to investigate the truth of his words, so he sneered and said, "Do you want to go home during the National Day holiday?" Your dad is ...... Missed you. ”

The last three words seemed to be squeezed out of between the teeth, how to listen to it reluctantly.

"Let's talk about it." Ji Shaoyi said vaguely and hung up the phone.

Tian Luo, who was listening to a rough picture on the side, patted him on the shoulder with a regretful face, and wailed half-truthfully: "Hundreds of millions of properties, boss! Just give up and give up? ”

Ji Shaoyi looked at him like a retarded man: "Give up a fart, I'm the only one in my family." ”

After saying that, put on his headphones and continue his journey with Chia Chicken.

At this moment when he was arguing with Li Jinxi, the circle had begun to shrink, and because he had to avoid people as much as possible when operating with one hand, he basically didn't find anything good.

Level 1, level 1, level 1, level 1, plus a shotgun, if anyone can't think of killing him and licking the bag, it is estimated that they will wipe their tears and leave.

A complete waste of bullets!

Even Tian Luo, who was watching the battle from the sidelines, couldn't stand it, and said with a sympathetic face: "You're too poor, aren't you?" ”。

"What's wrong with being poor? Haven't heard of the poor eating chicken rich express? Ji Shaoyi glanced at the remaining number of people in the upper left corner of the screen, and was completely unimpressed: "Young master, I'm going to perform a Jedi turnaround for you live today!" ”