Chapter 155: Sealed
"Little fairy friend, then why did you just say that this is a fat bag? It's just a garbage cleaner, what kind of fat is there to say about it?" Chu Ling was a little discouraged.
The little fairy boy smiled mysteriously on his face, and said: "You are new to the world, you don't understand, it seems that this position of collecting garbage is low, but in fact, there is a lot of oil and water, not to mention anything else, those immortals eat leftover peels, cores, which one is not a fairy peach fairy fruit, sold to the nether, all of them are priceless, no worse than Tang monk meat, high-ranking officials and nobles rush to ask for it, and the supply exceeds demand." ”
"Also, if you go to the Guanghan Palace and clean up the garbage there, you must be careful, some Chang'e fairies have abandoned tattered clothes, in the eyes of the 100,000 heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals, but if you get a treasure, as long as you have a little fairy breath, you can sell it for a big price. ”
"Even if you don't bother to do such a trivial thing, in case the thirty-three heavens, the Taishang Laojun of the Tushi Palace calls you to clean up the garbage, you don't even throw away a straw stick, the firewood used in the alchemy furnace is all dry branches and rotten leaves picked from the peach orchard, it is a rare treasure in the world, as long as the little thumb is so big, you can burn out six Ding divine fire, put it in the world, and easily burn a city, no problem. ”
"Think about it, the garbage discarded by those immortals is all priceless treasures, after a few days of work, the nether realm will be rich and rival the country, and dominate one side, isn't this still fat? It's just that this errand is also a bit difficult, so it has not been able to recruit people, it has been vacant for several months, and all the immortal mansions are complaining!"
Chu Ling was puzzled: "According to what you say, this errand is a fat and good position, why is there a shortage of people?"
Xiantong smiled: "You don't understand this, above the heavenly court, many positions are now vacant, otherwise why in recent months, the earthly realm heavenly calamities have been so frequent, isn't it just to recruit people! The reason is not all because the position is too hard, and the Nether realm is in a peaceful and prosperous era recently, and there are too many immortals who want to go down to the mortal world to enjoy, so there are many vacancies." ”
"If it weren't for my humble status and fear of punishment, I would have gone down to earth to be a small rich man in the world, to enjoy it, and to be sent by people in this immortal world? However, in addition to the position of Filthy Star Monarch, there are indeed its hardships, not only the 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals in the sky, and countless garbage generated, but also the 100,000 heavenly horses, the filth created every day, this, you know, the amount is really a bit large!"
“......”
Chu Ling had nothing to say.
"However, you are a registered immortal, you don't have to do these dirty work yourself, there are a few deputies below to help you take care of everything, don't worry too much!"
100,000 heavenly soldiers, eating, drinking, lazing, wearing materials, I don't know how much waste and garbage will be produced in a day, not to mention the 100,000 heavenly horses, just horse manure, I'm afraid it is an extremely difficult challenge, a few deputies, it's tantamount to a drop in the bucket, what is enough?
"It's not like I haven't heard the legend of Heavenly Court, aren't the 100,000 Heavenly Horses under the control of the Horses......
Before Chu Ling could say the words "Bi Ma Wen", the fairy boy had already rushed over and covered his mouth, and said with a frightened expression: "The location of the Except Evil Division is extremely close to the Imperial Horse Supervisor, you must be careful, if the Lord of the Imperial Horse Supervisor hears this contemptuous name, he will definitely be furious, then you will be miserable!"
"Can he still think of a way to let those 100,000 Pegasus pull out a few more carts of horse manure every day, so as to increase the work of my defilement division? Otherwise, he is in charge of Tianma, and I am in charge of defilement, what is the relationship between the two divisions, and what can he do to me?"
"You are really a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers, above this heavenly court, on the bright side, it is the little fairy who is afraid of the big immortal, and the lower immortal is afraid of the upper immortal, but the immortals of the same position, those with background, are immortal officials like you who have no background must not be provoked, otherwise the catastrophe will come, and it will not be too long!"
"You mean, he has a background?"
"It's not just as simple as having three words in the background, but the background is very large and deep!"
"Is it bigger than the Monkey King who used to be Bi Ma Wen?"
"The two are not the same, the Monkey King was born as a stone monkey, and the essence of the sun and the moon was conceived, but after all, he is a person, and there is no background to speak of, but this new Imperial Horse Supervisor is ......"
The little fairy boy looked around and saw that there was no one around, and said in a low voice: "He has a great relationship with the Buddha of the West Heaven, in the heavenly court, whether it is the emperors, monarchs, ancestors, or the kings, heavenly masters, and gods, no one dares to underestimate him, so I advise you not to offend anyone who offends him, he has a great temper." ”
"With such a powerful background, how could he just give him a vocation as big as a sesame mung bean like Bi Ma Wen?" Chu Ling asked.
"Shhhhh
"Don't you know, it is he who has a close relationship with the Buddha, and is destined to only serve as a fat difference in the heavenly court, but not in an important position, you know, the Buddha of the West Heaven and the Heavenly Dao Divine Court, after all, are two factions, the Jade Emperor and his old man are in charge of the Three Realms, but this Buddha wants to jump out of the Three Realms, not in the Five Elements, isn't that a clear disobedience to the edict? Therefore, the people of the old Buddha, the Heavenly Court will naturally not offend, but it will not be reused, this is the reason. ”
"Little fairy friend, you are really a jack of all trades, I feel that you are more proficient than the Jade Emperor in this big and small affairs of the Heavenly Court! I am a newcomer, and today you tell me so many things, I must reward ......"
He originally wanted to reward this little fairy boy with some gold and silver property, but when he just came to Heaven, he was alone, his clothes were empty, and he didn't bring anything, let alone reward the fairy boy with gold and silver, even if it was a jade pendant or a wrench, there was nothing at all.
The little fairy boy grinned, and said knowingly: "You are new to Heaven, you don't understand the situation here, I am kind enough to give you some guidance, but not for your reward......" After a pause, he said, "If you have a request in the future, I hope that in addition to the Filthy Star Monarch, you will not hesitate to raise your hand, and forget about today's love." ”
"Of course, I don't know the name of the little fairy friend?"
"Lowly people, not worth mentioning! I'm not afraid that you will look down on me, I turned out to be just a thousand-year-old carrier pigeon in the mortal world, fortunately I met the Tai Bai Xing descended to earth, fell in love with me, and brought me to heaven as a little pet, and listened to the errand under his old man's seat. ”
"Gray Feather Immortal, when I settle down in this Filth Division, I will definitely put a table of good wine and food, and I hope you must come to the cold house with a good face. ”
Gray Feather glanced back at the Filth Division, smelling the inexplicable strange fragrance in the air, his eyes were full of strange smiles, and said, "Don't worry, don't worry, this Filth Division, probably won't settle down so quickly." ”
Listening to this inexplicable sentence, Chu Ling chuckled in his heart, could it be that there is some big pit waiting for him in this Filth Division?