When I returned to Wu Qiqi's rented house, my heart was broken. Originally, I was ready to leave, and they were willing to let me go, but I didn't expect Zhao Xiao to call.

When I called after work, I must have thought it was a call to urge, and I deliberately turned on the amplification. Result: I'm going to work with a colleague tonight, I won't go back in the evening, and I'll go back tomorrow afternoon. You have to eat well yourself, Momoda!

It's really smart but clever and mistaken, and the two of them naturally won't let go of this result, so they were pulled.

"Is there roll glue?" I asked.

"Yes, what do you want it for?" Yi Fang asked.

I looked at her crotch with a pair of sharp eyes, and she hurriedly clamped her legs and said, "What are you going to do?" ”

"Just in case, I'm going to seal them up with roll tape, so you're safe and I'm safe."

"Indecent!" Yi Fang pretended to beat me, and I also pretended to back down.

Belch...

She stepped on my foot, and I slipped. She tried to pull me and slipped too.

You'd think she'd be lying on top of me and kissing. Wrong! Her face slammed into my crotch.

"Hey, it hurts me." It hurts, men know it.

"Y-what are you doing?" Wu Qiqi came out of the bathroom just to see this scene.

Yi Fang got up, tweeted, and whispered in Wu Qiqi's ear.

"Okay, Yu Xi, it looks quite innocent, but I didn't expect it to be a big hooligan! Why are you blocking us, you just tie yourself up. After Wu Qiqi finished speaking, he squatted down and grabbed my crotch, pinched it hard, and then got up and left.

Uncle you, can you still do this? Are the girls in the school so open? Yi Fang also squatted down and followed, but fortunately I dodged quickly this time.

"I'll go, are you still girls? Why is it so nasty. "I'm very aggrieved, I feel bullied, and I have to pinch you if I want to pinch you.

Yi Fang's eyes slid down, looked at me with disdain, and said, "Except for you and Huang Jun, there are two other boys in the class, who hasn't played more than ten?" You really went to college for nothing. ”

I—I'll go to your uncle's! Is this what can come out of a girl's mouth? It's okay to dedicate yourself to art, but it's not for you to use art as a guise to sacrifice meat indiscriminately.

"I'm not in school, why is Huang Jun?" I also feel strange when I think of Huang Jun, I don't fall in love, and I am always short of money.

Wu Qiqi changed his clothes and came out, and said, "Since he was rejected by Xiao Qing, he has often skipped class, no more than you come to school." By the way, doesn't Xiao Qing like you a lot? We can all see that she is one of the top three beauties in the department, why are you not tempted? ”

"How can I be tempted if I have a girlfriend?" For her Zhang Yue quarreled with me a lot, she often sent me messages in the middle of the night, and finally had to be blacklisted.

Where did the water come from the earth, didn't we just come in? I asked, "Why are you changing into this outfit?" Still going out? Wu Qiqi changed out of the beautiful clothes he wore to the Western restaurant and wore a simple pair of jeans and a padded jacket.

"Didn't your girlfriend tell you to eat well? Let's go, accompany us to the grocery shopping. Wu Qiqi shouted again: "Yi Fang, hurry up!" Otherwise, let's go! ”

Yi Fang hurriedly ran out: "Don't, wait for me!" ”

"Poof..."I laughed, she only wore the top, and the next time she didn't wear anything, she put on her boots and ran out. I have to say that a pair of white long legs are really eye-catching.

"Ahh

"Have you seen enough? No play, she has her period. Wu Qiqi squinted and said.

"Ahem, what are you talking about! I want to tell her, don't panic, don't be afraid. ”

The three of them walked in the alley, and I was dizzy: "Where is the vegetable market, it is really eighteen bends in the mountain road." ”

"It's coming soon, just behind the wreath shop."

Wreath shop, it is really unlucky to encounter such a shop at this time.

"What to buy?" At the entrance of the vegetable market, Wu Qiqi asked.

Belch...

"You said you came to buy groceries, and you asked me what to buy?" I asked.

"She and I don't know how to cook, how do we know what to buy? Usually Wu Qian and Li E do it, and Li Qian will also do a little. When it came to Li Qian, both of them were very uncomfortable.

Damn, dare to let me cook.

"The steak isn't hungry yet, and I guess you are too. Do you have the kind of pot you eat hot pot at home? ”

"Yes!"

"Do you want to eat sauerkraut fish or beef radish? Or braised lotus root with preserved duck? ”

"Let's stew the duck and lotus root!" Both replied at the same time.

I also hope that it is a duck stewed lotus root, which is comfortable to eat in winter. In the past, in winter, there was often a group of brothers together, four, five, six or seven people were also a duck stewed lotus root, all kinds of side dishes, and they made trouble together. Now, the dead die, the go.

"Give me the money!" Wu Qiqi said.

"Nani?" I couldn't believe hearing this sentence with a duck, and in the afternoon I loved face and rushed to pay for it, but now? I was invited to dinner to repay the gift of saving my life!

"Hey, what's your take? Have you ever heard of leeks in hot pot? I watched Wu Qiqi pick leeks and asked.

"Scrambled eggs with leeks, right? Talk less, just give money. ”

Belch...

We don't bring this, we don't treat me as a guest or a lifesaver at all.

"That, that concubine, you buy it first, I'll go back first." Yi Fang said with a white face.

"What's wrong!" She looked a little pitiful and shivered like that.

"I was in a hurry, I forgot to wear sanitary napkins, and now I have all my pants." Yi Fang said while holding her lower abdomen.

"Huh? Then I'll help you buy a bag of sanitary napkins, and you will clip it first? ”

Wu Qiqi hit me in the stomach with a small fist: "Clip your uncle!" Then he said to Yi Fang: "Go back quickly, we will go back after we buy it." ”

Looking at Yi Fang's back, I thought of Zhang Yue. She was the same once, but not in the wet market, but on the street. I ran a long way, bought pants and sanitary napkins and a pair of sweatpants, and found a public restroom to solve the problem.

"Don't look, go far. Do you like her, do you want me to help you chase her? Wu Qiqi threw me the bag containing leeks, cabbage, and radishes and said, "Give money!" ”

"Where? I didn't dare to say it, I remembered the strange sound downstairs of their dormitory at school.

"Really?" Wu Qiqi asked.

"Uh... Aren't you guys living in school? Why are you still renting a house outside? I asked.

"They want to rent it, anyway, the house is not expensive, and it is only more than 100 per person." Wu Qiqi asked, "What's wrong?" ”

"Apart from Li Qian, who among you has a boyfriend? Or does the landlord go often? ”

"No, they're all single, and each one has a higher vision than the other. The landlord lives in Hankow, so he rarely comes over, and he will greet him in advance. ”

"What? Who do you really like among us? Don't you have a girlfriend? Wu Qiqi replied.

"It's broken, Yi Fang is in danger, go back quickly." I ran with the food.

"Here, it's the other way around! What's wrong? ”

"We fell just now because there was water on the ground. I remember when you went out, you left your clothes there, there could be no water. None of us have stepped on water today, so there must be a problem. ”

Running to the door of the vegetable market, I put the vegetables on Wu Qiqi: "You wait for me." ”

After a while, Wu Qiqi watched me buy a live chicken and came back, and asked, "When is this all right, what are you still buying chickens for?" ”

"Let's go, it's getting dark!"

Before the door was opened, I heard Yi Fang's cry, and I enjoyed it very much. There is also the "creaking" sound of the bed, which is extremely fast-paced.

"Don't open the door yet!" I took out the big red-crowned rooster I bought and whispered, "If I tell you to open the door, you will open the door, and after I throw the rooster in, you will immediately close it." ”

Wu Qiqi trembled so much that his teeth were gone.

"Did you hear it, eldest sister, Yi Fang will die if she waits, she doesn't even scream." I'm dying, she doesn't move with the key, and I can't open the door.

With a "bang", the door closed, and the sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping came from inside.

The two of us hid under the door and waited, and Wu Qiqi stammered and asked, "Is it useful?" ”

"It should work, the big red-crowned rooster is a crowing rooster, with its own masculinity and evil. In addition, the rooster already likes to fight dogs, half a catty. ”

"Why hasn't there been any movement?" Wu Qiqi asked.

"Get out of the way, don't stand in the way of the stairs." I opened Wu Qiqi, took the key and twisted the door open, and shouted loudly: Brute, get out.

A gust of wind blew, and I was pushed back several steps behind the door.

At last he ran away, and the rooster was running around the house, "ho-ho-da" and crowing, as if cheering for victory.

Yi Fang was naked, kneeling on the bed, where black blood was still dripping.

Wu Qiqi was so frightened that he leaned into my arms and asked, "She, why is she in this position, why is she not moving?" ”

I don't want to answer, isn't this nonsense? How many postures can a dog have?

"She must be unconscious, you go and help her lie down, wipe her there, I'll go buy something."

"No, I'm afraid, I'll go with you." Wu Qiqi's tears came out.

"What are you afraid of, if it doesn't come back for the time being, I'm afraid to come in the middle of the night. This chicken alone is not enough, you want to die together. ”

"No, I won't! Don't go, okay! "Wu Qiqi begged me.

"Alas, you wipe it with her, put on your pants, and I'll go shopping with her on my back." I was also helpless: "Go, she didn't die, what are you afraid of, do you want me to wipe it." ”

This old-fashioned community house is only six stories high, there is no elevator, and they live on the fifth floor. Carrying an unconscious person is heavier than a living person. It's a tiring job to go upstairs and downstairs, and it's hard to take pity on my thin legs, which I often fight, and I'm going to suffer this time.

"Wu Qiqi, I asked you to help me support her, what are you doing here?" As soon as I turn around, what about people?

I went, and finally went down to the second floor, and I had to climb up again.

"Wu Qiqi!" I shouted as I crawled.

At the corner of the staircase on the fourth floor, Wu Qiqi stood there, motionless, his face was white and terrifying, his whole body trembled violently, and his jeans were wet.