If I had Naruto's multiple shadow clones, I'd take them all in my arms. It's a pity that Kishimoto doesn't know me, so I can only accept one.

If I could know nothing about love like Luffy, I would enjoy walking among the flowers. It's just that I'm a person who is very sensitive to love and hate, so I deserve to be troubled.

If I can cross the border like Ichigo, I will go to find Zhang Yue, even if I can't be reborn, I won't be so afraid, and maybe I can have a ghost love. It's a pity that I'm not a person in the anime, so I can only smell the body fragrance left over and get up and go home silently.

When Zhao Xiao came back in the shower, I said through the door: "You are working the night shift, let's sleep for a while." ”

"Hurry up and get me out, whose bag is this?" Zhao Xiao lost his temper.

I wiped my body out and said, "You let me put on a dress first, it's cold!" ”

"No, let's talk first."

"Can't you see it's new? Can't see two unopened bottles of perfume inside? "I'm also a little angry.

One thing I hate is that I ignore the other person's body or health and pursue emotional matters. After all, if you don't even care about the health and life of the other party, this relationship is too hypocritical.

"Sent to me?" Zhao Xiao said again: "Wow, it's still LV's?" Where to buy knockoffs? Quite really. ”

I don't want to pay attention to her, but fortunately, ** is still in the bag.

Two bottles of Dior perfume, buy one get one free. I asked someone to send a bottle with light before, during and after the bottle, and I used it myself.

Zhao Xiao is still tinkering with bags, women are love bags. I received a call from Tian Li, asking me if I wanted to go back together, and I said to wait thirty minutes and then give him an answer.

"Hey, are you going to get married to Tian Li? If I don't go, I'll go back with him today. ”

"Wow, it's true, Wu Guang bought it. This discount is really low, only 6,000! I guess it's three years ago! ”

I don't know about bags, I just looked at the price, and I chose it when I bought it. As for whether it's good or not, I don't pay much attention to it.

Zhao Xiao is very happy, it seems that she doesn't pay attention to the style, the brand has made her very happy.

"If you give me a watch, I'll give you a bag. Two bottles of perfume, one bottle per person, not all yours. I said, "I asked you just now, can you go back?" ”

"I gave you a watch for just over 2,000, and you gave me such an expensive one! You're so nice! ”

Nani? Only more than two thousand? I thought it was at least seven or eight thousand, your uncle, pay me back!

Of course, the above words can only be swallowed in the stomach, not spoken.

"Hey, big sister, you haven't yet—" I was a little anxious.

She ran and jumped on my waist, and I almost didn't stop. She said, "For your sake, allow you to do it once from the back!" ”

The price of this latter one is too high, and I refuse. Actually, the main thing is that I don't want to do it at all.

"Don't make a fuss, Tian Li is still waiting for my reply, come down."

Zhao Xiao said: "Four days after they got married, I could only take four days off. Shall we go again the day after tomorrow? What do you think? ”

It's okay, in fact, as long as Zhao Xiao agrees to go, I am not ready to go back with Tian Li. I'm so worried about him driving, and I've been seeing hell lately, unlucky.

After Tian Li received my reply, he was very unhappy: "I still expect you to help me arrange the arrangements, as I said earlier, my marriage is all handled by my brothers, including picking up and sending off guests." ”

"Oh, aren't Brother Dian and Xiao Wu still there! Cheng Hua also said that he went over to help, and it was fine. I went to wait for Zhao Xiao the day after tomorrow, but she couldn't find the way alone. "Zhao Xiao and I are not the same city.

"Then you must not be late the day after tomorrow, and I have to hand over the task of sending red envelopes to you."

There are many marriage customs among rural people, and red envelopes are one of them. The bride's younger brother has to wrap a big red envelope, the children of the second-class relatives have to be smaller, and then the children of distant relatives have to be smaller. And, of course, the red envelopes of the bride's girlfriend group. That's enough for me to drink a pot. I also have to help him accompany the wine and send off guests.

Zhao Xiao has to work one day during the day tomorrow, and I will also take this opportunity to go to school, which happens to be a holiday tomorrow.

looked at Zhao Xiao, who was sleeping with his bag, and felt quite comforted. It is not easy for nurses, especially because many things are related to human life, and their attention must be tight at all times when they go to work.

"Hey, Xiaoxiao, I'm going to school, call me when you wake up."

"I'm a little diarrhea and bring me a box of medicine when I come back." She said vaguely with her eyes closed.

…… ……

I don't know how I studied in college for more than three years, and I haven't recognized all the girls in my class at No. 30, and it's still a large part.

A girl greeted me on the road, and I responded with a smile. looked familiar, knew it was a classmate, but couldn't name it.

There is only one person in the dormitory, Zhang Lei.

"The USB flash drive is for you, don't get rid of it, I'll return it when spring comes." Zhang Lei said.

"Okay, they're all back?" I asked Zhang Lei to borrow the graduation thesis materials for reference.

"Huang Jun is the only one left, and he asked me to borrow money yesterday, and I guess I will talk to you later."

"What is he doing, every time we meet, I borrow money, I call to borrow money, and I'm almost an ATM." I'm also helpless.

"Who knows, I didn't look for a job, I didn't see him have a girlfriend, and I often didn't see anyone." Zhang Lei hasn't been in school much in the past six months.

"He asked how much you borrowed? Have you recorded your accounts? I remember starting in the first semester of my freshman year. Zhang Lei asked again.

"I used to remember it, until the time when it accumulated to 15,000, he lay on me and cried, and I didn't remember it. In a single-parent family, it's not easy for his mother to be alone, so I can help if I can. But if you meet him this time, you can borrow him at most 500, if there is more. "I'm afraid it's a bottomless pit.

"You're soft-hearted! Wait for a few girls in the class to say go to Guiyuan Temple together, do you want to go? Let's do it together. Zhang Lei asked.

"I'm not going, you know, I don't know the girls in my class."

"It's because you don't want to deal with it, there are often girls in the group who mention you, and you don't pay attention to it. This is not good, interpersonal relationships in society are very important in the future, don't underestimate women's skills, they twist their butts is business. ”

"Okay, let's go." Zhang Lei's stalk, I understand.

Zhang Lei and I waited downstairs in the girls' dormitory for a long time, and there was almost a pack of cigarette butts on the ground.

"Worshipping Buddha is not a beauty pageant, can it take so long? It's a hassle. ”

"Women, it's always more troublesome than men, who wants them to have one less organ." I'm also very annoyed to wait, but I can't bother the two of us together, I have to have someone to comfort me.

"Your mother is not a woman?"

"How? Am I not kidding? I replied.

"No jokes either."

"What do you say? Who are you talking to? Zhang Lei asked.

Belch...

Suddenly feeling trembling, I asked Zhang Lei: "You didn't speak just now?" ”

"No, I burn the thread on the cuff with a cigarette, and I just listen to you muttering there alone." Zhang Lei said very seriously.

"But just now, you were obviously telling me that women are in trouble." I couldn't help but take a few steps closer to Zhang Lei.

Zhang Lei also took a few steps closer to me, looking left and right: "Man, don't you (don't) black (scare) me!" "The tongues are scared.

"Ahh

"Ahh

"Ahh

The first and second are me and Zhang Lei, I was patted on the shoulder, I was startled, Zhang Lei was startled by me.

"What are you two doing? Surprise me! "These three cries are this classmate who patted me on the shoulder, and I can't remember the name.

"And the other five?" Zhang Lei asked: "After so long, I have finished smoking a pack of cigarettes." ”

Zhang Lei whispered in my ear again: "This is Wu Ni." "Every time I come to school, I always ask them for the names of the girls, and I get used to the dormitories.

I remember what he said, three Wu, two Li and one Yi, and the six girls are often inseparable: Wu Ni, Wu Qian, Wu Qiqi, Li E, Li Qian and Yi Fang.

Wu Ni took out two packs of twenty-four Yellow Crane Towers from her bag and gave them to Zhang Lei: "One pack for each of you, it's okay!" ”

No wonder Zhang Lei smokes without scruples, he usually pays attention to moderation.

"Yo, isn't this the dragon who sees the head and the end, do you remember my name?" The remaining five finally came, and the woman at the front of the head teased me.

"Of course I remember, you are..."I crutches Zhang Lei with my arm.

"Don't tell him."

"Yes, yes, watch him."

Several girls pulled Zhang Lei away.

"Aren't you Wu Qiqi who shouted 'sperm' in your freshman year!" If I'm not mistaken, it should be. When she was a freshman and drew gouache, Huang Jun accidentally threw her snot onto her drawing board. She didn't know where to pay attention, and when she saw the snot, she yelled, "Who got the sperm on my drawing board?" The whole class laughed.

"Poof..."

"Hahaha..."

A group of people next to him laughed so hard that they couldn't stand up straight.

Wu Qiqi punched me in the stomach: "I hate it, you just remember the sperm, don't you!" ”

Violence, under the defenselessness, this fist really hurts, and I can't straighten my waist when it hurts, so I have to pretend that nothing is wrong. No, you should pretend to be in pain, so that you don't seem to be in pain, and you can appear to be strong.

"Finally, I will emphasize the name to you once, my senior year is almost over, and I can't even call the name, and the college students in the country are estimated to be the only one." Zhang Lei strengthened me again.

They don't have any opinions, and I guess the whole department knows about my troubles.

"I came down to buy bread just now and saw Huang Jun, didn't you call him?" Yi Fang asked us.

"Where did you see him?" Zhang Lei asked.

"The door to your dormitory."

Zhang Lei and I glanced at each other, it was broken. The dorm was on the first floor, and he must have heard our conversation. This guy loves face very much, and he probably ran away in anger.

"Leave him alone, so be it." Zhang Lei patted me on the shoulder.

What's the matter, the person who has been helped for a long time is more tempered than the person who helped him. I can't mess with it, I can't say it, I have to be coaxed like an uncle, I don't treat my relatives and girlfriend so well.

I secretly made a decision in my heart: there will be no next time.

Due to the previous paranormal event, I still decided to fight. The others didn't object, one for four, and I sat with Sanwu.