Chapter 35: What to do, the first place to be a demon
Lang Qiao saw the opportunity, jumped out of the window, and ran straight to a motorcycle on the side of the road.
The people who picked up the guns in the city were busy fighting, and no one had their hands free to take care of her for a while. Lang Qiao manipulated his macho man to arrive all the way unimpeded, pressed the F button to ride the motorcycle, and then stepped on the accelerator-
With the roar of the engine, the motorcycle shot out like an arrow, leaving behind the endless gunfire of P City in an instant.
Lang Qiao breathed a sigh of relief, and just opened the map to see where to pick up waste next, when he heard a soft and cute loli voice coming from all the wheat: "Huh, little brother, where are you taking me?" ”
Lang Qiao was frightened by this sudden voice, and his hand trembling slightly.
And I don't know if it's her delusion, she actually thinks this tone, this voice...... It's a little familiar.
Just when she was thinking about where she was familiar, the soft girl spoke again: "Huh, little brother, you speak, it's so windy here, I'm so scared." ”
Lang Qiao: "...... are you talking to me?"
She thought to herself, there was no wind here.
Because he couldn't figure out the source of the sound, Lang Qiao drove his motorcycle around the circle, and finally had to silently switch his professional player's first perspective to the third perspective, and take a closer look-
A young lady in a double ponytail and dressed in pink was sitting in the back seat of her car with her hands around her waist and her face against her broad back.
And because she was so focused on grabbing the car, she didn't even know when this person came up.
Lang Qiao: "......" looked shocked.jpg
The young lady not only did not panic at all about getting on the thief ship, but was very persistent in communicating with her: "Boom, little brother, you are bad, you actually ignore others~"
Lang Qiao was a little unbearable by her sweet and greasy voice, silently turned on the microphone, and said fiercely: "Shut up." ”
As soon as these words came out, she heard the other party and instantly said a super soft and cute sentence: "I'll knock!" ”
Then he stumbled and said, "You, you're a temptation?" ”
Lang Qiao subconsciously said 'um', and suddenly found that something was wrong after the 'um' was over, how could an ordinary passer-by young lady recognize her just by her voice?
A trademark fan, a lolita sound that retreats ten kilometers...... Lang Qiao suddenly had a bold idea!
Before she could ask this bold idea, a familiar male voice automatically exploded the vest: "Don't come to harm, Brother Lang?" ”
Lang Qiao: "......" is really you slut.
Some people don't admit that they are the best weak zero on the surface.,Behind the scenes, they pretend to be loli flirting in the game every day!
Regardless of whether she ignored herself or not, Ji Shaoyi came up with a snack: "Some people are ugly on the surface and refuse my double-row invitation, but secretly collide with me behind the scenes?" ”
Lang Qiao: "......" hit a few handfuls, and the moment you got in the car, Lao Tzu thought of a hundred ways to die for you!
Some old drivers are still driving motorcycles on the surface, and they have already begun to think about where to take this sassy dog to kill.
And Ji Sao Dog Shaoyi not only didn't perceive the danger at all, but also became more and more provocative: "I've hit it, go out and add a friend after beating this?" ”
Lang Qiao rejected him without hesitation: "No, get out of the car." ”
Ji Shaoyi snorted dissatisfiedly, "I don't." ”
Lang Qiao looked at him snuggling on his back, and without hesitation, he switched back to the first person, and at the same time began to threaten daily: "You can't fall in love, my teammates are all in front, they have guns in their hands, and when they shoot your dog's head, don't blame us for not being merciful." ”
Ji Shaoyi snorted coldly, and sneered: "My teammates are also in front!" My teammates have guns in their hands too! ”
"Okay." Lang Qiao sneered and threatened in a low voice: "Don't regret it." ”
Ji Shaoyi: "Real men never regret it!" ”
The two of them were running along the highway and talking to each other harshly, and the old guys around them who were fighting passionately were all confused: I wondered if I was driving a single row, why did I still have teammates?
Either there is a new teammate to hang on, or it is ...... He was matched with two fools who couldn't even tell the difference between the single and double row modes.
As they passed through another city, an old man finally couldn't help but open the mic: "That...... Excuse me, there are no teammates in solo mode, and illegal teaming is not allowed. ”
As soon as these words came out, the two kindergarten students who had been arguing all the way were strangely silent for two seconds, and then tacitly chose to be unanimous and said in unison: "Shut up!" I said yes, yes! ”
Inexplicably scolded brother: "......", they are so fierce.
Lang Qiao drove all the way through the grasslands and mountains, and finally drove the car to the beach, and asked for no reason: "How is the scenery here?" ”
At this time, it was sunset, and the heavens and the earth seemed to be coated with a layer of golden light, looking at the clouds in the distance as if they had been burned by fire, Ji Shaoyi's mood suddenly became very calm.
Although he didn't know why Brother Lang, who had been irritable all the way, said this, he still nodded subconsciously and said, "It's beautiful." ”
So beautiful that he even wanted to recite a poem: Luoxia and the lonely bird fly together, and the autumn water grows together in the sky.
"If you like it." Lang Qiao said, pressing Shift with her finger to increase the throttle to the bottom, and she also decisively chose to jump out of the motorcycle the moment it rushed out.
Ji Shaoyi was distracted and chanted a poem, and saw that he took off with the motorcycle, he didn't even have time to press the F button, and even rolled off the cliff with the car, and the urn flashed a strange green light on the sea.
At the same time, only Lang Qiao's cold words remained in his ears: "After all, that's where you were bruised and scattered." ”
That's right, because she jumped out of the car in time and was lucky, she was only seriously injured.
Ji was arranged to be clear and clear: "......" vicious woman, you have successfully aroused my murderous intent.
Tian Luo was squatting in the house, and suddenly he heard a muffled sound of 'bang', and when he looked back, he found that it was Ji Shaoyi who was so angry that he was pounding the wall.
He shouted while hammering it back: "Father-in-law Tian, bring this king's goblet!" ”
"What?" Tian Luo rolled his eyes silently, but he already handed over his goblet as a demon in his hand with a good temper.
Ji Shaoyi took his goblet for demons, poured a glass of Coke with a heavy mood and said, "Drink a glass of 82-year-old Coke to suppress the shock." ”
Then he raised his head, and the bitter wine entered his throat and made his heart ache, tons and tons and tons......
Tian Luo: "......".
He suddenly felt that Ji Shaoyi's existence might just be to confirm a sentence: what to do, what to do, to be the first demon.