Chapter 266: Old Grievances
The fat man was completely stunned by the decoration of the office, in addition to the diamond chandelier, there were all kinds of decorations in the office, which he had never seen before.
"Obediently, what brand is that big screen, how thin as paper, and this sofa to sit on, it's so soft and comfortable, it's just enjoyment!"
Gao Shaoyang saw this look of disdain, that president, are you sure you want to find this guy as a stand-in, TM is just like him, is it really okay? This is obviously a lewd big earth dog, okay.
"What's your name?" Xiao Tianyu let out a faint voice.
Hearing this, the fat man seemed to have just discovered Xiao Tianyu, so he was frightened: "Brother, it turns out that you are also a worker of Tianyu International, don't worry, I will be here in the future, and I promise to let you eat and drink spicy food!"
After that, I saw the fat man sitting on Xiao Tianyu's desk, revealing the appearance of the eldest and his second.
...... "Gao Shaoyang really wants to vomit blood, Nima, that's my president, okay, this bastard can't even see this?
Also, you're sitting at the president's desk, and you're not afraid of burning your fart.
Thinking of this, Gao Shaoyang wanted to stop it, but saw Xiao Tianyu stop.
The fat man said seriously: "Brother, what is your position in Tianyu International!"
"President!" Xiao Tianyu said lightly.
"President, don't worry, I'll be here in the future, promise... What, the president ......"
Bang dang~
In the next second, the fat man fell from the desk with his head, and a dog eating came, I'm a mother, he... He's really the president, so will I, the impersonator, be dismantled?
Thinking of this, the fat man was clever and hugged Xiao Tianyu's thigh: "That president, I didn't mean to, I just want to sigh, you don't remember the villain, I'll get out of here and promise not to appear in front of you for the rest of my life!"
After that, the fat man said with a handful of snot and tears: "That brother... No... It's the president, you see that I don't have two taels of meat in my body, you can spare me this time!"
When Gao Shaoyang saw this scene, his face was speechless, do you really want this guy to be a stand-in? Are you sure you're not mistaken? President, why don't you think about it again, just pull one from the street, it's better than him.
But Xiao Tianyu was indifferent: "Don't you like to sit in this position very much?"
Grunt~
The fat man swallowed: "That president, I... I just wanted to be on TV, and I didn't even think about taking your place!"
At this moment, the fat man's heart is cold to the heels, this person in front of him is a legend, unique, pretending to be his identity, it is absolutely a five-horse corpse, right?
"You like TV so much?" Xiao Tianyu asked.
"Yes!" the fat man nodded, "But... But compared to life, it's insignificant to be on TV, or the president, you can let me go, I'm old and young, in case they are divided by five horses, they will live on the streets in the future!"
"No one wants to divide your five horses, you want to be on TV, how about you hold a press conference as president tomorrow?" Xiao Tianyu said with a smile.
"You're not going to kill me?" said the fat man, frightened.
"Didn't think about it!"
"Am I the one who impersonated you?"
"Pretend, pretend, it's good that I lack a stand-in!"
"Brother, I said it earlier, I thought I was going to report to Lord Yama!" The fat man got up from the ground with a grunt, patted Xiao Tianyu on the shoulder with both hands, and swore an oath: "Brother, rest assured, as long as there is a stand-in for my Zhu Dagu, it is guaranteed to make your identity more mysterious!"
"Presumptuous!" Suddenly, Gao Shaoyang burst out.
Bang dang~
Zhu's legs were weak and he sat on the ground.
Gao Shaoyang continued: "The president is also a brother and sister, can you call it a brother?"
"Shaoyang, forget it!" Xiao Tianyu was really made quite happy by the superb Zhu large intestine, and he continued: "Your name is Zhu large intestine!"
"En!" Zhu nodded his head: "Boss, if you have something to do, go up to the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, and you will never give up!"
You can't call yourself a brother, you should be called the boss, it should be no problem.
"It's not necessary!" Xiao Tianyu said lightly: "Your name must be changed, your identity must be changed, all relatives should not be contacted again, and I will help you get a new identity, as for the relatives you mentioned, I will send someone to send money over every month, can you accept it!"
"Yes!" Zhu Dagut looked excited, and he said, "Can you give me this money?"
"Don't you have relatives?"
Hearing this, Zhu Da Zheng smiled and said, "Boss, actually, I'm that... That ......"
"If there's a fart, let it go!" Gao Shaoyang drank coldly.
"Actually, I have been an orphan since I was a child, with no relatives and no friends!"
"Didn't you just say that there are old and young?" Gao Shaoyang glanced at Zhu's intestines, this guy turned out to be talking nonsense.
Zhu Da Gu sighed: "It was all to save my life just now, and now the boss won't kill me, of course I have to tell the truth!"
"You bastard!" Gao Shaoyang burst into a foul mouth.
"Hehe~ Isn't this all about survival?" Zhu Da Gu said with a serious face, making Gao Shaoyang so angry, if Xiao Tianyu wasn't here, he would definitely beat Zhu Da Gu hard.
"Since it's an orphan, it's even better!" Xiao Tianyu nodded with satisfaction: "The name Zhu Dagu, you can't use it anymore, really, it's too bad!"
"En!" Zhu Da Gu nodded, looking like a haba, how obscene it is, how obscene it is, wow Ka Ka ~ I, Zhu Da Intestine, do you have today, well, it was decided, this thigh must be hugged tightly.
"What's that called?" Xiao Tianyu thought for a moment.
"Boss, why don't you call it Zhu Yuanzhang, I think this name is domineering!" Zhu Dajiao said seriously.
Burst~
Gao Shaoyang spurted out a mouthful of old blood, do you want to be so funny, and Zhu Yuanzhang, why don't you call Zhu Hongwu?
At this moment, even Xiao Tianyu, who has always been indifferent, was amused, this dead fat man is really getting more and more interesting.
Zhu also seemed to realize that something was wrong, so he asked, "Do you think this name is not suitable for me?"
"Well, you might as well call Ying Zheng, right?"
"This name is not bad!" Zhu Da intestine: "But this surname is a little problematic, it is called Zhu Yingzheng, do you think it's okay?"
"I think Zhu Liu Che is more suitable for you!"
"I like this too!"
"Zhu Xiangyu?"
"......" Zhu Dagut began to think, people who have drunk foreign ink have different names.
And Xiao Tianyu waved his hand: "Okay, in the future, you will be called Zhu Wuneng!"
"Ah~ Is this name really good?" Zhu's intestine began to be confused, and he originally expected Xiao Tianyu to give him a name for hanging bombardment, that's it, how do I feel that I am not as good as Zhu's intestine?
Although I don't have a high level of culture, I have also read Journey to the West.
So, Zhu Da bowel: "That boss, why don't you change it again?"
(End of chapter)