Chapter 125: The right hand like a pig's trotter is just inconvenient
"That's too much fun, isn't it?" Jiang Youxi rubbed his head, this group of people is really interesting, everyone packed up and sat together.
"Isn't that fun? I'll tell you, the people sitting here are all normal people, and when you don't know it, they will all transform. Wang Xu said mysteriously.
"Transfiguration? I don't know what other people will become, but I do know what you will become. Jiang Youxi had a smile on his face, and his smile was very dazzling, very dazzling, as if he had never seen such a good-looking person laugh.
Although he knew that Jiang Youxi might not have any good words in his mouth, Wang Xu was confused by this dazzling smile, and then asked the ghost: "What will I become?" ”
Jiang Youxi smiled: "Of course it's a bird. Beast~~~"
Then I didn't look at Wang Xu's expression, anyway, Jiang Youxi was smiling at this time.
"You're too much, I'm a pretty boy with a jade tree in the wind and a graceful man who is said by you, and you have broken the hearts of thousands of girls." Wang Xu tilted his head and looked at Jiang Youxi for two seconds, feeling that he really couldn't believe that Jiang Youxi would do something good to praise himself.
After saying this, he also smiled: "How can I be so shameless." ”
Now Li Lin, Yang Fei and others laughed even happier.
"Wang Xu, your friend knows himself." Jiang Youxi answered again.
Wang Xu pretended to have a black face and made a gesture to pinch Jiang Youxi's neck. "Don't come here, I'm allergic to you!" Jiang Youxi shouted loudly.
"Allergic to me? Today, I will give you free treatment! Wang Xu had already caught Jiang Youxi, and the two of them were dangling back and forth. Everyone laughed, and they didn't know what they were doing.
"Okay, your noodles are here~~" Aunt Wang came over with a large basin, and Li Lin and Yang Fei hurriedly took it and put it in the middle of the table.
Jiang Youxi and Wang Xu didn't fight anymore, and the big basin in front of them was not the kind of big porcelain basin that usually serves rice at home, but a stainless steel basin for washing vegetables at home.
"This basin is too exaggerated, isn't it?" It's the first time Jiang Youxi has seen noodles like this, and there is no soup in it, just like mixed noodles, a big pot of noodles, a lot of side dishes, red, green, and green, very beautiful.
"That's the feature here, who makes us have more? If you only have two bowls, you won't put them in the pot. Li Lin had already begun to put noodles in his bowl with chopsticks.
"Hurry up and grab it, otherwise everyone will lose their share after Li Lin eats it." Yang Fei yelled, how could he be preempted by Li Lin again when he was not paying attention!
Then everyone was grabbing the noodles, and sure enough, it was delicious to rush to eat, and at this time, Aunt Wang came up with six side dishes, all of which were home-cooked stir-fry.
The amount of this meal can be said to be very wonderful, and Jiang Youxi seems to have overcome his habit of cleanliness and is tired of eating.
In the end, Wang Xu settled the account, several people ate a little bit, Jiang Youxi didn't have any image of holding his stomach, and this meal was almost two o'clock.
Jiang Youxi rejected Wang Xu and the others' proposal to go to the video game city to play, and went down by himself and asked Li Wenyan to buy clothes, and hurried home, after all, he couldn't go shopping in a school uniform.
Now I hope that I will not be too late to make an appointment with Li Wenyan, after all, Li Wenyan's mouth, I can't say it, and my ears can't bear the kind of Tang monk chanting like preaching, fortunately, I am not a Monkey King, it is really difficult to meet Tang Seng like this!
-------------------------------------
Jiang Youxi rode fast along the way, almost ran a red light and hit the old lady.
When he returned home in a hurry, he suddenly found that the young lady's shoes were at the door, Jiang Youxi was startled, could it be that the young lady was back?
In view of the fact that there was no sound in the whole room, Jiang Youxi tiptoed to the door of the young lady's room, and the young lady did not close the door.
Jiang Youxi walked in and caught a sleeping young lady!
Lin Tian was lying on the bed, his breathing was quiet, his face was steady, and he didn't have the usual sense of irritability, and the whole thing was like a little fresh heroine.
Jiang Youxi poked Lin Tian's cheek with his hand, and Lin Tian spit out a bubble in his mouth, and there was a fluttering "wave~".
Oh my God, it's so cute!! Jiang Youxi was already screaming in his heart, and he was screaming!
Then as if he had discovered a new continent, he was about to rub it secretly, Jiang Youxi stood in front of the window, bent over, with a strange smile on his face, and stretched out his evil fingers.
Then poked at Lin Tian's face, and at the moment when he was about to succeed in another evil, Lin Tian suddenly opened his eyes.
Time stands still.
Jiang Youxi: Ma Ya~ What should I do? Caught red-handed for doing bad things!! Wow, why did the young lady wake up suddenly? It's scary, will it hit me? How can I avoid being beaten by my sister? Do you want to pretend to be sleepwalking? Yes, pretend to be sleepwalking.
Lin Tian: Well, duck! GUI duck! Lao Tzu's heart, Ma Da, beats so painfully! This kid's brain is in water, why is he standing in front of the window where people sleep without saying a word? Lao Tzu is not a sleeping beauty, do you want to give Lao Tzu a kiss here? Lao Tzu sees that you are trying to murder Lao Tzu, my heart hurts! I'm going to kill this thing!
Two seconds later. Jiang Youxi moved first, walked around Lin Tianwu as if unintentionally, and then walked back to his bedroom, lay down, and closed his eyes.
??? Lin Tian is all confused, this child sleepwalking? Sleepwalking in broad daylight? Hey~~~~ It's so scary, you must definitely lock the door when you sleep in the future!
Lin Tian was lying on the bed and didn't want to move, his heart was still hurting, his ears were protesting against the fright he had just received.
This is definitely the worst day, first the competition did not go well in the morning, and then I went to the hospital and was beaten by Zhou Ye, and I was startled by Jiang Youxi, a sleepwalking guy, when I took a nap at noon.
? Isn't that right, sleepwalking in broad daylight? Something is wrong, and besides, how can Jiang Youxi sleep during the day?
Lin Tian decided to get up and take a look, and quietly walked to Jiang Youxi's door and opened the door.
Of course Jiang Youxi didn't fall asleep, after all, he just did something bad, and naturally heard the sound of the door opening, and was a little apprehensive in his heart, the young lady came in~~~
Lin Tian came in, stood in front of Jiang Youxi's bed, frowned and looked at Jiang Youxi, he was really sleeping, his whole body was covered tightly, his head was exposed, his eyes were closed, and his breathing was steady, this is a duck asleep, this child actually sleeps during the day?
Jiang Youxi felt that the young lady was observing herself, and then she felt uneasy in her heart, why didn't the young lady leave? Why are you still looking at me?
Or go home to sleep without knowing it, it seems that my vigilance is too bad, so I don't react at all.
Lin Tian was about to go back to his room and then go back to sleep, wait, Jiang Youxi's eyebrobs seemed to be wrong, and Lin Tian observed for a few more seconds.
Jiang Youxi: Ma Ya, who pulled the young lady out? I feel pills.
If you want to blow it up, you want to blow it up, this kid lied to me!!! It's actually pretending to sleep, that's it, what kind of sleep do you sleep in the daytime, and I remembered that Jiang Youxi was wearing a school uniform in his room just now, Jiang Youxi is definitely impossible to sleep in a coat, let alone a school uniform! Lin Tian felt that he had the truth.
Okay, I dare to lie to my sister! Lin Tian stretched out his hand and pinched Jiang Youxi's nose, ready to wake Jiang Youxi up. However, Jiang Youxi directly switched to breathing through his mouth.
Now Jiang Youxi is very flustered, what is the young lady going to do? Did you find out? Why pinch my nose? No, I can't wake up.
Lin Tian: Hehe, this guy is amazing, he actually pretended to sleep to such a point, hmph, do you think I can't do anything?
Lin Tian then wanted to cover Jiang Youxi's mouth with his other hand, but Lin Tian found a problem, his right hand, which was wrapped into a little pig's trotter by Zhou Ye, obviously couldn't cover Jiang Youxi's mouth!
Yes! It's so angry. Lin Tian sat directly on Jiang Youxi's bed, sulking!
Jiang Youxi felt a sinking in bed, huh? What is the young lady doing sitting on her own bed? No, hey, this is Young Master Ben's bed, why are you sitting on Young Master Ben's bed! Miss is too much. If I weren't afraid of you, I would have gotten up a long time ago!
Jiang Youxi was very weak and a little anxious, at this time it was getting closer and closer to the time agreed with Li Wenyan, and the young lady didn't go back to her bedroom and go to sleep? This is not right, could it be said that his perfect disguise has been unveiled by the young lady?
Thinking like this, Jiang Youxi quietly opened one eye.
It's a pity that I was discovered by the young lady when I was looking at the young lady!! Woo woo, the baby is going to cry, what kind of luck is this, or pretend not to know anything and then close your eyes.
"I see it, don't pretend, it's not your style to sleep during the day." Lin Tian sat cross-legged on the side of Jiang Youxi's bed and made a faint sound.
Lin Tian: I have seen it and pretended, are you mentally retarded as a baby? Isn't it mentally retarded or mentally retarded with bad eyes? Immature!
"Hey, hey, young lady, how did you find out." Jiang Youxi had no choice but to sit up, revealing the school uniform on his body, which was wrinkled for a while.
"Just your little trick, a three-year-old child won't be able to play anymore, and you still want to lie to me!" The lion is not powerful, do you really use the tiger as HelloKitty?
[What do tigers and HelloKitty have to do with lions?] Is the young lady mad? Hahahaha] - Xiaobai.
[Don't arch the fire, watch the drama in a civilized manner, and eat melons sensibly. ——Xiao Hei's friendly reminder.
[Got it, got it.] It's all about you! - Xiaobai.
"Little sister, you're really amazing, I've never seen such a powerful young lady, you're really in my heart" Jiang Youxi suddenly changed his strategy and began to blow the rainbow pi desperately.
“???? So well-behaved now? What did you do in my house just now? Do you want to do something wrong to me? Lin Tian was blushed by Jiang Youxi's old face and was no longer pursuing the matter of pretending to be asleep, but the matter of entering my room was not so easy to fool!
"No, I swear to God absolutely not, I'm just going to go in and see how you sleep?" Jiang Youxi raised three fingers at Lin Tian.
Lin Tian: I believe you're a big-headed ghost!
"And then why are you pretending to sleepwalk? Can you even come up with sleepwalking? I'm able to endure you! Lin Tian grabbed Jiang Youxi and didn't let go. Mahada! It scared Lao Tzu's heart out, this thing must not be good!!
"Huh? I didn't, I saw you slept well, and then I felt a little tired after walking around your room, and then I lay down in bed and slept for a while? What happened? I don't know? "Jiang Youxi is serious nonsense, I'm really a smart little clever ghost! Hahaha, now see what else you can say, anyway, I don't know.
Lin Tian felt that Jiang Youxi had learned badly with Wang Xu, looking at the thick-skinned one, his face was not red or panting when he told lies, if it wasn't for what I saw with my own eyes, I would almost believe it.
"Don't you think that sentence you just said is particularly continuous? Isn't this a sign of a weak heart? Lin Tian poked Jiang Youxi's legs.
"Absolutely not, I was afraid that you would misunderstand me so quickly, expressing my eagerness to explain!" Jiang Youxi brought his words back.