Chapter Ninety-Eight: An Eye-Opener
Yu Niangzi pulled a stool and sat next to them: "Very few outsiders come to Qianzhou, is there something wrong with you here?" ”
"We just love to walk around." Banxia said with a smile.
Heavy footsteps were heard outside the courtyard gate, and a fat man sweating profusely walked in and shouted in a loud voice, "I'm back." ”
Yu Niangzi greeted her: "Boss, see that you are tired and sweaty, hurry up and sit down and take a rest and have a cup of tea." ”
Yu Fatzi stood stupidly, looking at Su Zhiyuan behind Yu Niangzi with a shocked face, and stammered: "Know, know, know." ”
Yu Niangzi looked at him: "Master, what's wrong with you?" Do you know them? ”
Yu Fatzi breathed a sigh of relief: "Lord Zhizhou." ”
"What's wrong with Lord Zhizhou?" Yu Niangzi looked confused.
In the incomprehensible gaze of the lady, Su Zhiyuan got up calmly and said the purpose of coming this time.
Yu Fatman's face was full of meat: "It turns out that the person last time was Lord Zhizhou, but at that time, you, you were too dark, and I didn't come out." ”
After Yu Niangzi knew Su Zhiyuan's identity, she stood aside stiffly.
Banxia smiled: "You don't have to be nervous. ”
Yu Niangzi said "not nervous, not nervous", but her hands were trembling slightly.
Yu Fatzi is a man in the end, and he has seen the world, and he has eased up at this time: "My daughter-in-law's affairs, the neighbors around me know, don't worry, adults, we will tell the truth, so that more people know." ”
Su Zhiyuan greeted them for a while before leaving.
It wasn't until the figures of Su Zhiyuan and Banxia disappeared around the corner that Yu Niangzi came back to her senses: "The master, is that really Lord Zhizhou?" ”
"Then there can be a fake!"
"This Lord Zhizhou is really young, and Mrs. Zhizhou is also gentle and beautiful," Yu Niangzi returned to her former coolness, "I have also seen people from Zhizhou, and Lord Zhizhou is still talking to me!" ”
"Look at your beauty!"
Yu Niangzi laughed at him: "Aren't you beautiful?" Look at how you smile! I have to go next door to find Aunt Zhang to chat. ”
The next day, early in the morning.
Su Zhiyuan and Banxia got up early, and as soon as they went out, they ran into Lord Xu and Master Xu who came to find them.
"My lord," the master looked ruddy, "He Xiangu has already started to do it." ”
"Without further ado, let's go!"
In a familiar location, a group of "loyal fans" looked at He Xiangu reverently.
He Xiangu is helping a jeweled lady do it.
"Fairy Gu, is my baby a boy or a girl?" The lady looked at He Xiangu with a flattering face, and stuffed a few tickets for her by the way.
He Xiangu skillfully tugged into her sleeves, pretended to read a few words that others couldn't understand, and then pointed her staff to the Buddha shrine and asked seriously, "This lady is a boy in her belly?" ”
The Buddha shrine did not move, and the jeweled lady suddenly lost her anger: "Immortal Gu, this, this, the meaning of the fairy ......"
He Xiangu pretended to cast the spell again, but this time she asked, "This lady is a girl in her belly?" ”
The head of the Buddha shrine moved, and it was a little heavier downward, and it was not until He Xiangu withdrew the staff that the head of the Buddha shrine returned to its original state again.
This detail naturally did not escape the eyes of Banxia and others, at this moment, Banxia was 100% sure that He Xiangu used the principle of magnets to attract each other in order to make the head of the Buddha shrine move.
"Fairy Gu, is there any way to turn the child in my womb into a boy? I will definitely donate more and do more good deeds. ”
He Xiangu's face was unfathomable.
Banxia suddenly spoke, attracting the attention of the people: "Immortal Gu, why don't you calculate it for me?" ”
"Hey, isn't that Mrs. Zhizhou?" Some of the people who knew her cried out in amazement.
"Look, Lord Zhizhou, Lord Xu, and Master Xu are all here!"
There was a small commotion among the people, who had been looking at He Xiangu just now, and now they had noticed Banxia and the others.
He Xiangu was still calm: "What does this lady want to count?" ”
"You help me calculate, when will the people of Qianzhou know about your scam?"
He Xiangu smiled calmly: "What does Madam mean by this?" ”
Banxia took out the silver from his cuffs, threw it out, and landed in front of He Xiangu: "Let's start counting, how can there be a reason for business to come to the door and not do it." ”
He Xiangu is neither humble nor arrogant: "Madame's words are inappropriate, I am a person chosen by God, how can Madame ......"
Banxia interrupted her: "I can also talk to the immortals, why don't I do it myself!" ”
As soon as Banxia took a step, several white-clothed men beside He Xiangu immediately took a vigilant step forward, looking at Banxia with fierce eyes.
Some superstitious people looked at Banxia and asked cautiously, "Mrs. Zhizhou can also talk to the immortals?" ”
Banxia pointed at He Xiangu: "It's not a problem to do her like this." ”
He Xiangu's eyes flashed, and when the eyes of the people were focused on Banxia, she quietly retreated and handed the staff in her hand to the man in white beside her.
Ruyi grabbed the staff: "What are you doing?" ”
"If you offend the gods in this way, you will be condemned." He Xiangu saw the staff in Ruyi's hand and pretended to be calm.
Ruyi respectfully handed the staff to Banxia.
He Xiangu's eyes signaled to the man in white, and the man in white was about to grab the staff, but before he got close to Banxia, he was kicked away by Ruyi.
Banxia turned his staff and asked pretendly, "Gods, tell me that this fairy girl is a liar?" ”
Banxia casually pointed the staff at the head of the Buddha shrine, the Buddha shrine did not move, and the corners of He Xiangu's lips hooked: "Do you see it, even the gods feel ......"
Banxia calmly turned the staff around, the head of the Buddha shrine slowly nodded, and the smile on He Xiangu's lips froze suddenly, and the people were in an uproar.
There were some smart students who saw the Tao in it, after all, Fang Banxia specially slowed down his movements.
Banxia pointed to a woman dressed in blue and asked, "Is this person dressed in black?" ”
The people shook their heads cooperatively, and Banxia aimed the staff at the Buddhist shrine, and the head of the Buddhist shrine slowly nodded again.
The scene was silent......
Banxia casually pointed at a man again: "Is he a woman?" ”
The head of the Buddhist shrine slowly clicked again, and most of the people saw that something was wrong.
The man just now was anxious: "Lao Tzu is a man!" How did you become a woman! ”
Some people questioned: "Something is wrong with this shrine!" ”
Banxia looked at the fairy aunt who had shrunk to the corner and was about to run away, and said, "Won't He Xiangu explain?" ”
Everyone immediately looked at He Xiangu.
He Xiangu's wide sleeves wiped the sweat from the corners of her forehead: "I don't understand what Madame means. ”
"Look, what's that!" The crowd began to stir, "Fire, fire!" ”
Several fires suddenly erupted around He Xiangu, and a large area immediately cleared up around her.
"This fire is blue, I have seen it in the graveyard before." Someone said.