Chapter 245: The Black and White Impermanence of Drunkenness

The Witch, Phoenix, and Meadow have changed their wines, and these girls are all defeated, and they serve the most affordable wolf wine in the old era. As the name suggests, wine is very strong.

Luo Youcheng felt heartache for the third sister witch, she was just a drunkard, but she had the courage to challenge the two wine fairies, Phoenix and Mei Duo. What's more, it's still this wolf-like wine, which is completely the rhythm of death. The phoenix, which claims to be able to fill the entire hunting department, seems to be drunk.

Luo Youcheng beckoned to Mei Duo, who had nothing to do, "Are you really okay with the wine?" ”

Mei Duo wiped her mouth: "It's the same as drinking boiled water, except that I always want to go to the toilet, I don't feel anything." It's not as good as the juice. ”

Luo Youcheng patted her on the head, "At a young age, you know how to bully adults." Drink the juice and go. ”

"Okay, if it weren't for Sister Phoenix forcing me to drink it, I wouldn't want to drink it." Meadow was very happy.

"Wait, why is Phoenix drunk?"

"She said she wouldn't bully the third sister, and she didn't need to use her ability to relieve hangover."

Luo Youcheng tapped his forehead with his thumb knuckle, why are all his sisters drunkards? Even the second sister, after drinking twice, seems to fall in love with the taste of drunkenness. It's still good for Liu Mei, although she drinks a little, I haven't seen her drink too much.

As soon as this idea came out, Luo Youcheng saw that his Liu Mei had already stood on the stool, clapping her hands constantly, like a lecturer in the 21st century. Liu Ying said loudly:

"Sisters, ...... today Happy days, second sister...... We...... If you don't get drunk today, you won't return. ”

Liu Mei, who has never drunk heavily in Luo Youcheng's eyes, even speaks upside down. Luo Youcheng hurriedly summoned the smart housekeeper and asked it to prepare the decanting soup. He took Liu Ying down from the chair, and Liu Ying's eyes were shining, as if she had found a novel toy.

"Brother Cheng...... Don't be well-behaved, don't drink...... Today. With that, Liu Ying poured a glass of wine in her hand into Luo Youcheng's mouth. Brother Cheng's brain tumor is gone, and she has no scruples. "Sisters, today...... Help me get a good brother...... Drunk ......"

Luo Youcheng wanted to cry without tears, and his independent, gentle, virtuous, kind, and considerate Liu Mei character collapsed. I'm so cheap, what kind of wine do you want?

Of course, it is not only his sister Liu who has collapsed, but also his sister, sister, sister-in-law and younger siblings. Ligege, who has always been reserved and quiet, giggles on the side:

"That's right, if my brother doesn't get drunk, how can my sister-in-law have a chance."

Phoenix also coaxed: "Down with Megumi Yanagishita, my sister is going to turn over." ”

So the women poured a glass of wine for Luo Youcheng alone. Mei Duo, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, sang a "Toast Song", which was sung very well, but the lyrics were disgusting, especially arrogant and unreasonable:

"Brother has to drink if he likes it or not, Sister has to drink it if she likes it or not, if she likes it, if she likes it, if you don't like it, you have to drink it, whether you like it or not."

Luo Youcheng was poured six glasses of wine, both ice wine and wolf wine. He got dizzy and sat down on the floor as if he were in a revolving restaurant.

Liu Ying didn't want to let him go, and poured another full glass of wine. The girl knew that Brother Guangxu and Brother Tony were not there during this time, and today she was determined to get Brother Youcheng drunk and carry him to the bed to perform family law. It is said that drinking is strong and intimidating, and Miss Liu, who is drunk high, is not only not cowardly, but also an iron lady.

Just then, a call for help came. Luo Youcheng hurriedly connected.

On the other end of the line was Rayhon. He said that he had set up a flying wing flying by at the secret post on the front line of Crane Forest and Black Tiger, and the target was Shengping Town. There is a ghost king mark on the wings, and it should be a ghost king messenger inside. He suspected that the two carrier wings parked in the square had attracted the attention of those people, after all, the ghost king had satellites in the sky.

"Sir, do you want to drive the two wings away while I'll take care of the rest?" Rayjon asked.

"Where have they been?" Luo Youcheng's tongue was a little curled, but fortunately he was still conscious. He pulled his tongue out with two fingers.

"Sir, have you been drinking? You okay? If you don't come over and authorize me, I'll let Zijian and the fisherman drive the wings away. ”

"It's okay to say where they are." Luo Youcheng pulled his tongue again.

"Just past Black Tiger Mountain, it's still more than an hour away from here."

"The chicken (knows) the way." Luo Youcheng ignored Lei Hong's reaction, hung up the phone, and said to the girls in the house, "Good news, the ghost king is coming to snatch our flying wings, and I will pretend to be a ghost to scare him." Drink and have fun, and I'll be with you when I come back. ”

"Brother Cheng is a liar, you ...... I want to escape. "The drunken girl Liu swore to kill Brother Youcheng.

"Fool no one and won't lie to Sister Liu. If you don't believe me, send a representative with you. Luo Youcheng said as he pressed the hologram on his suit. Where did the goblins go? ”

I was stunned for a while, and then I remembered to match the holographic with a monocle. Finally, it was much more convenient, and he chose a black virtual ghost costume.

"Hah, black impermanence." He stalked his neck, allowing a long red tongue to stretch and shrink.

The girls whose IQ was kicked off the line by the alcohol group were convinced that Luo Youcheng was really going to pretend to be a ghost and scary.

"I'll go, I'll burp them. Punch the wine burp out and come back and drink again. Ligg staggered to her feet and began rummaging through the goblin costume as well.

"Good. Scare the out of them. Luo Youcheng clapped his hands. But a voice told him that the Memory Helmet should be activated to block Riggo's abilities. The helmet is hidden by a holographic ghost costume, so that no one else can see it.

As soon as they heard the word "hiccup", the girls immediately warned them to stay out of danger. Jiang Xiaoyu wanted to follow, but was hugged by Liu Ying.

"Second sister, don't go...... Siblings...... As soon as you burp, others will have diarrhea. ”

Jiang Xiaoyu woke up half of her drunkenness, there was still such a disgusting ...... in the world The ability to be so convenient with people?

As the only sober person at the table, Mei Duo originally wanted to sign up, but when she saw her second sister-in-law going out, she immediately sat back silently holding the juice bottle.

Ligege's appearance is quite scary, dressed in a white robe, her hair covers all her face, and her long red tongue is like a fluttering red tie.

Li Gege put his arm on Luo Youcheng's shoulder and posed, "We are black and white. ”

Luo Youcheng added: "A drunken soul messenger." ”

Luo Youcheng summoned the intelligent butler and asked it where it could hide the flying wings. The intelligent housekeeper said that there is a large hangar in the back mountain.

"Such an important matter, don't say it early." Luo Youcheng desperately rolled his eyes at the smart housekeeper.

"The host didn't ask." The smart butler replied expressionlessly.

After Luo Youcheng received the hangar coordinates and opening method from the intelligent housekeeper, he hooked up with his younger siblings and walked towards the suspension ladder leisurely, and none of the girls present felt disagreeable. Liu Ying's stupid girl also smirked vigorously, saying that this pair of ghosts is a good match. Wine is such a magical thing.

When they came to the ground, Luo Youcheng and Li Gege activated their flying boots and flew into the air, and when they were blown by the cool breeze, their brains cleared up a lot. Luo Youcheng called up the map in the monocle, determined the location of Black Tiger Mountain, and turned on the drunk driving mode.

In the middle of the moon, the sky is easterly, and from time to time you hide in the clouds, and the moonlight is unknown and not dark. There was a little wind blowing in the mountains, and the leaves and grass branches were stirring and laughing. Two shadows, one black and one white, flew in the sky, black hair covered his face like a waterfall, and his long tongue was wrapped around him as a belt. It flew very fast, but its body swayed left and right. This scene, not to mention how beautiful it is. When ordinary people see it, they are basically timid and bold, and the bold ones vomit jaundice.

After flying for half an hour, the white shadow said, "Brother, no, I'm going to vomit." ”

The black shadow thought for a moment and pointed to the forest below, "Let's go down and vomit together." ”

"Black and white impermanence" is holding a tree, and the sound of vomiting comes and goes. After a while, the stomach-aching and throat-pounding sounds stopped.

The last few cicadas and crickets were so frightened that they pretended to be dumb, and in the vast forest, only the wheezing sound of a man and a woman remained.

"I'm so cowardly, I won't be able to do it for a while." The black Luo has a long tongue curled.

"Brother, you're already very powerful, I won't be able to do it halfway through." The white Ligege said with a long tongue and panting.

Luo Youcheng gasped and exhaled.

"Brother, do you think we can do it for a while?" Ligege asked.

"Ready to go, you have to try." Luo Youcheng took a sip on the ground, "Phew, the taste in my mouth is really rushing." ”

"I want to find some water to wash up." Li Gege agreed, "The master said that you can't blow the wind when you are drunk, and it is not easy for us to fly a hundred kilometers at such a fast speed." ”

Hearing what Li Gege said, Luo Youcheng felt a lot better, and he didn't feel that he couldn't do it anymore. My stomach is much more comfortable, and my head is still dizzy, but it doesn't affect my normal thinking. He put his hand on the branch and tried to see the animals and plants. He was relieved that the vegetal sight range easily stretched forty kilometers. Shows that drunkenness did not interfere with his mental powers.

"Good news, over this mountain, there is a stream." Luo Youcheng's hand pointed to the south exaggeratedly, "Bad news, we don't have time to pass, that flying wing will come over in two or three minutes." ”

Ligege said enviously: "Brother, you are so powerful." I'll just burp if I do the same thing. ”

Luo Youcheng laughed: "You are a weapon of mass destruction, amazing." ”

Ligege put her hands on her black hair and long tongue, looking quite frightened, "Brother, your mouth stinks." ”

Luo Youcheng's face froze, this small knife stabbed, fortunately, there was a hologram to help him cover it. But now wasn't the time to care, and he noticed that Gege hadn't brought an ability buff with him due to his hurry.

Luo Youcheng activated his flying boots, and his black body floated in the air, "What is the scope of your ability now?" ”

"It's okay within a hundred meters." The white Ligege floated beside Luo Youcheng, and she wasn't quite sure about her abilities. She played the role of a trainee doctor at the academy, and she never used the ability as a weapon after the battle at the Xiangxi base.

"That's enough." Luo Youcheng said happily, "Do I beat the flying wing down first, or do you burp first?" ”

"Do you want to guess the fist?" Ligg suggested.

In the wing, the pilot Lao Fu freed up one hand and pressed his temple, in order to maintain the fastest speed, he did not use automatic cruise. In the passenger seat beside him, the Ghost King's envoy was napping with his eyes closed.

didn't let people sleep at night, and ran hundreds of kilometers to go out on duty, which made Lao Fu very unhappy. But he could only mutter a few words in his heart, who let him put up a boss who had no ability?

The one next to him has the lowest rank among the envoys of the Ghost King. When he first joined the company five years ago, in order to be promoted as soon as possible, this envoy took all the hard work on himself, and Lao He also suffered a lot with him.

Who would have thought that five years have passed, and the rank of envoy has not been promoted, but the hard work has become his job. It's still the equipment that others have eliminated, no, this flying wing has been overhauled seven times in three years in the hands of the messenger, and even the cover on the control console can't be closed, and the teeth are cracked.

Lao He glanced sympathetically at the envoy of the Ghost King beside him. He turned his head and saw two strange people. Not far from the right front of the wing, two black and white figures floated in the air, playing rock-paper-scissors.

Lao He, who had a little big nerves, retracted his gaze, smiled, and said to the three guards in the back seat: "Those two neuropaths, their hair covers their eyes, can you see other people's punches?" ”

Lao He didn't wait for a response from his colleagues, he looked in the rearview mirror, and his colleagues' eyes widened and their faces were frightened.

Now Lao He was not calm, and his hairs stood up one by one. Instead of an electric energy vehicle running on the ground, he drove a flying wing, which is now at an altitude of a kilometer above the ground.

Why are those two figures so similar to the legendary black and white impermanence?