CHAPTER XLII

Seeing that the golden cicada really stretched out his hand and made it look like he was going to take back the ring.

"Uncle Shi!" Yu Xie exclaimed, quickly put his hand under his sleeve, hid behind him, and smiled very jerky, with a little flattering taste, "Although it is not good at first glance, but because the object is Uncle Shi, there is nothing to worry about at all!" The tone at the end of the sentence was raised high.

This is obviously the behavior of a stupid girl - Yu Xie pouted.

Well, she can't be really stupid for such a wise girl...... She just made up her mind, this uncle didn't have the plan to deal with her, so she dared to be so presumptuous.

In other words, during this period of time, she is also familiar with his temper, and within the scope of knowing that he will not be more serious, she is already very bold and dares to jump to her heart's content.

In fact, this uncle is not a difficult person to talk to—although he is simply not human when he is difficult to speak! But under normal circumstances, as long as she doesn't touch his scales, she is safe. Even if you accidentally make Uncle Shi a little unhappy, just say a few good words and coax him. He was happy to let her play stupid, and she was happy to play stupid.

It's a win-win!

"Oh," Jin Cicada paused, raising her eyebrows, slanting her eyebrows into her sideburns, and her eyes sparkled, "What's the point?" ”

Yu Xie made a very serious and thoughtful look, lowered his head and didn't know what he was thinking, and when he raised his head again, he was already smiling very brightly: "Because Uncle Shi is no one else!" "Look at what she does! Yu Xie silently despised himself, it turned out that he really had the ability to respond to emergencies!

But the golden cicada listened to it very useful, even if he knew that the little snake demon in front of him was lying a lot, he didn't have a draft. But it sounds comfortable in my heart...... Even his eyebrows and eyes softened rarely. This change was very subtle, and Yu Xi naturally didn't notice it at all, missing the tenderness of this moment. She secretly scolded herself for becoming more and more limitless, only waved her hand, and decisively slipped away: "Uncle Shi, you rest here first, I'll go hunting first!" With that, he jumped into the jungle like a smoke, not giving the golden cicada a chance to speak at all, and his body was astonishingly agile.

Behind him, Jin Chanzi lowered his sharp brows and narrowed his eyes slightly, it seems that his little nephew is usually hiding his strength...... Next time, you can find some stronger and more difficult opponents to hone it.

The trees were removed, and Yu Xie poked his face out of the bushes: "By the way, Uncle Shi, you haven't told me yet, what do you want to eat?" ”

"You're here to ask me this question?"

The golden cicada has always been moody, and Yu Xi was not sure whether this uncle was happy or unhappy for a while, so he pondered and said, "Yes, what does Uncle want to eat?" I'm going to get it. "She came back halfway to please Uncle Shi or anything, it's just that this Uncle is really picky about food - in fact, he has cultivated to this level that he can already be Bigu, but somehow, he doesn't have the slightest intention of Bigu. What made Yu Xie break through his glasses was that this authentic Buddhist disciple was not only willing to eat, but also had meat and vegetarian food! She will never forget the time when she first arrived in Dongshan, when she caught bighead carp for the first time and grilled it to eat, this dignified uncle actually snatched her food openly! As a result, she didn't eat enough for that meal, and then she played abnormally for several days!

She doesn't admit that she is holding a grudge for such a trivial matter until now~

However, thanks to her uncle, since then, her perception of the children of Buddhism has been completely subverted.

She really didn't care what this Uncle Golden Cicada was eating, but it was obvious that he was obviously sitting and waiting for death, and she was obviously the only one who could run errands.

Helpless, helpless!

Jin Chanzi was in a good mood, "Whatever you want." ”

Yu Xie was surprised, why is Uncle Shi so good at talking today? Usually, it's very picky! But it's definitely good for her! She happily answered, and turned nimbly into the depths of the woods.

In less than a cup of tea, Yu Xie returned with two strangely shaped animals, and the hunt began in a hurry, but ended a little quickly. Yu Xie carried a prey in one hand, and his movements were very casual, but his brows were slightly frowned, and he was faintly worried. The two prey were similar in size, both were quite large, about the size of a normal-sized pig, and the weight was definitely not light. However, Yu Xie's appearance is very easy, and he doesn't even have a red cheek. His hair was not messy, his clothes were neat, and his whole body was neat, not at all like the look that seemed to be rolling in a mud puddle when he came back from hunting.

The golden cicada glanced at the two rather fat four-like ones, and he already knew it in his heart, but he was just a little funny: "Youfeng? ”

Yu Xie threw the two hoofed snakeheads on the ground, and repeated, "Birds? Is that the name of this thing? The name is good, but it doesn't match the appearance at all! ”

- You know this thing doesn't look good!

In fact, these two little beasts are not bad-looking, but they are a little strange - so strange that it is impossible for a normal person to have an appetite when they look at it! This thing is shaped like an ape, with a huge belly, and its body is covered with all kinds of strange patterns, and from a distance it looks a bit like a human child in a flower dress, and their cry is very similar to the sound of human hip-hop, and because it is a beast body, the sound is extremely sharp and piercing, and it has a very evil feeling. It's completely impossible to be cute or something. The first sight of this weird thing in such a place would be the reaction of most people's hairs standing on end.

Rain neatly gathered firewood and explained, "I didn't actually plan to catch them...... But, just like that, they appeared in front of me, and I grabbed them. Does Uncle Shi know a lot about this kind of thing? "Her problem is limited to whether she can eat it or not.

In fact, Yuxie had just entered the woods and was about to search for his prey when he heard a giggling sound. At first, she thought it was some kind of monster laughing, but when she looked closer, she found three or four of them.

At first glance, Yujie positioned them on "food".

Many things in the Mountain and Sea Demon Realm are edible, of course, whether they will eat the dead or not has to be considered separately.

Yu Xie dislikes their appearance, after all, it is not a good thing to be too unappetizing, and she prefers to hunt some more normal-looking prey. Although she is not taboo, there are too many strange things in the mountain and sea demon world, and there are even more functions, so she can't eat them with confidence...... I'm afraid that Gai Ming'er will accidentally eat something that shouldn't be eaten, and she won't be able to vomit, so she will be helpless.

Yu Xie was not a girl with a strong curiosity, and she had suffered a loss in eating this word - she once ate a fish that looked like a chicken without asking the golden cicada, and she was not sensible at that time, but she felt that this fish really didn't look like an ordinary joy, even if it looked like a chicken, it was still covered with red feathers, and the cry was still like a magpie. The demon world is really full of wonders, and it can't be understood with the eyes of mortals. She was so bold that she grabbed one and roasted it on the spot...... It turned out to be a tragedy for her.

She later learned that the strange thing was a fish, and its effect was also very unique, and eating it could make people carefree. For her, as a monster, eating this thing made her look like a silly × who was hit by a martial arts master, and she was stupidly happy for ten days!

Under such a bloody lesson, her original little bit of curiosity mentality that could not be put on the table has long been worn out.

Rain had wanted to go elsewhere to see what would be a better game for dinner—she really didn't want to try the pot-bellied monkeys if she could.

But—

But they were so cooperative that they wanted to die, and almost when they saw her, they fell down and pretended to be asleep - and snoring!

The rain break was embarrassed and kicked them in surprise - and the snoring was louder!

Yu Xie looked at the sky speechlessly: "......" really thinks she is dead?!

Such a big bargain is not taken advantage of! How can you refuse a dinner delivered to your door?

So she picked two fat ones and came back.

But seeing Uncle Jin Cicada's expression, Yu Xie still straightened up, and asked cautiously: "Uncle Shi, is there any problem with this ghostly bird?" It's edible, right? She was apprehensive, and she wasn't sure. But don't be like that fish, what side effects will it have? She didn't want to be as tragic as last time for ten days and ten nights!

The voice of the golden cicada is very warm, which makes people feel like a spring breeze, and suppresses the restlessness in Yuxie's heart: "There is no problem." If you want to eat, eat it. "It's just—it's just that he's not going to eat this.

The rain was suspicious, and the hunter's acuity made her sense that something was wrong. She carefully probed the expression of Uncle Xia Jin Cicada, trying to see a hole from above. Jin Chanzi calmly met her gaze, and the corners of her lips hooked: "What, what do you want to say about Yuxie?" ”

His expression was so serious that she couldn't see the slightest clue. After all, Yu Xie still can't compare to Uncle Shi's "old treacherous and cunning", and she was the first to lose in this long look, looking away and shrugging her shoulders, she really thought too much. No matter how untuned Uncle Jin Chanzi is, he won't pit her. "It's okay...... It's just that I found that Uncle Shi is getting better and better-looking. "Is this fart already able to be pinched smoothly?

Ignoring the expression of the golden cicada, he began to deal with the two ghosts. Although she is a gentle girl shell, she is undoubtedly a rough man in her heart, and her nerves in some aspects can be described as very large, and she has nothing to do with meticulous half a dime.

Effortlessly twisting the thick necks of the two unfortunate fishes, Yu Xie summoned the innocent knife, disemboweled, eviscerated, skinned, and cut off the head—she must not eat such an ugly head! The blood was washed away by the technique of controlling the water, and a straight and durable roasting stick was pierced through it, and it was roasted on the fire. The whole process is like a cloud of peers, smooth without a pause, obviously not ordinary practice makes perfect.

After processing one, it was another concoction. When the second one was also put on fire, she frowned and did not let go, and gathered the pair of blood-stained furs together, cast a spell and threw them away. Yu Xie pinched a trick to control the water and washed his snow-white and unstained paws, rinsed for a long time before stopping, shook it at will, and shook off the water droplets on his head.

"What's wrong?" Jin Chanzi asked a little carelessly, and handed Yu Xie a white and elegant handkerchief.

"This ghost ......" Yu Xie's trembling paws stopped, and naturally took the handkerchief and wiped his fingers vigorously, frowning and disgusting: "The meat quality is so bad!" These four words can't describe her depressed mood at this time, Yu Xie added, "I have eaten a lot of monsters, and I have never seen such a texture...... I can't see it when I'm alive, I peeled the skin and ......" she made a frightened expression, "Oh Mom, what a big pile of manure!" You have to get tired of eating this! ”

This action with this exaggerated expression is still quite joyful.

The golden cicada laughed.

Yu Xie vented, still depressed, "That's it, this smell is terrible......" In order to confirm the credibility of her words, she handed her two white and tender paws to the golden cicada, "Uncle Shi, smell it, I still smell it after washing it for so long!" I've never seen meat with such a heavy taste! Whoop ......"

Jin Cicada groaned softly, naturally held her hand and pulled it in front of her, put it under the tip of her nose and sniffed, and when she raised her head again, she couldn't stop smiling on her lips, and nodded: "The taste is indeed heavy." ”

The rain was sluggish and petrified in place...... Uncle Shi, she just meant it, you really smell it!

She opened her mouth, and her heart was filled with a strange feeling for a moment, and she couldn't say anything specific, she only felt that there were hundreds of cat paws scratching in her heart, which made her very uncomfortable. She tried to withdraw her hand, but the golden cicada didn't stop her, and naturally let go of her, took her hand back, and pulled it back into her sleeve. Yu Xie was a little embarrassed, it seems that she has been speculating about this uncle with the heart of a villain recently!

In order to alleviate this strange atmosphere, she had to continue to complain according to her original train of thought, "No wonder this kind of thing that pretends to be dead when it sees people and has no offensive power has not become extinct until now, dare to love Everyone knows that their meat is not delicious, so they are too lazy to care!" She suddenly remembered something, and looked at the golden cicada with a suspicious expression, "Uncle Shi, don't you know this kind of demon beast?" ”

Jin Chanzi's face did not change, and he was serious: "I don't know this seat." ”

Sure enough, no matter how powerful Uncle Shi is, it is impossible to know everything. No one is perfect, no one is omniscient! No matter how powerful a person is, there are things that no one can do, and no matter how smart a person is, there are things that he doesn't know - not to mention that this thing is still a small creature nested in this obscure mountain...... After Yu Xie's brain replenished automatically, he no longer doubted the golden cicada, and could only secretly sigh that he was really unlucky today. If she saw this kind of prey so easily in the future, she would never be able to pick up such a bargain again.

Cheap no good goods!

The world is not deceiving!

Knowing that this meat smelled so bad, she shouldn't have been troublesome when she slaughtered the first little monster in the first place...... Now that both of them have been slaughtered, it would be too wasteful to catch anything else, not to mention that the time is not appropriate.

Although Yujie is a youkai, he doesn't waste food casually.

The food of demons is hard-won compared to humans, and the process of obtaining them is also the most dangerous. After all, human food is quite weak, and few can bite back. The food of the demon is completely different, there are very few things that can grow in the demon world, and there are many essences just by sucking a little emperor slurry. Even if a weak youkai chooses to be vegetarian, he has to be careful about whether he will be eaten by vegetarian food one day...... Yu Xie has already had this awareness in just a few years, so naturally he will not have the idea of wasting it. No matter how unpalatable it is, you can still eat it with a frown. She's a monster, even though she can go without eating for a long time with her current mana. But in reality, she can't go without eating all the time...... Will starve!

A magical pop suddenly bounced down with precision.

Yu Xie's pain nerves were very keen, and he reacted immediately, screamed, hugged his head and jumped out three feet away, and looked at the culprit angrily: "Uncle Shi, why are you beating me?!" "Nima will be knocked stupid!

Jin Cicada withdrew her hand lightly, "It's baked." ”

"Huh?" Yu Xie couldn't react for a while, "What's the matter?" Baked paste? What to bake? What toast? …… "She suddenly remembered, and there was a sense of disobedience out of place," ...... Bake, paste?! Yuxie's eyes almost fell out, and he twisted his neck inch by inch to look at the barbecue that had been miserably ignored, and his eyes immediately widened - it was indeed roasted!

Yuxi wailed and pounced on the barbecue.

……

The smell of this black, burnt, half-cooked and blood-streaked barbecue can be imagined - there was enough ecstasy, but now it is ecstasy on top of ecstasy, and it is no longer an ordinary ecstasy that can be described. Yuxie's eyes drifted, and she swallowed it with difficulty, her mouth was full of an extremely terrifying taste, she put down the barbecue and poured a mouthful of clear spring, the terrifying taste was washed away a lot, but the fishy smell still did not subside. Yu Xie raised his head and looked at the golden cicada expectantly: "Uncle Shi doesn't eat it?" There's a lot of meat! ”

Jin Chanzi glanced at her and smiled very kindly: "If you like it, eat more." ”

Which eye did you see her showing a little bit of affection?!

Yu Xie pretended to be brisk, and looked at the eyes of the golden cicada sincerely, he had never been so sincere in his life, and said: "My appetite is actually not very big, so I can't eat so much, and I hunted two of them to eat with you, uncle." Besides, good things are for sharing, and Uncle Shi is embarrassed to look at it like this without eating the rain. Uncle Shi really doesn't eat some with Yuxie? ”

Jin Chanzi didn't say anything, just looked at her with a smile.

Yu Xie suddenly felt trapped in the two heavens of ice and fire, and her whole body was hot and cold, so uncomfortable that she couldn't sit still, and she couldn't wait to run away immediately. In the end, she still couldn't resist the huge pressure, silently lowered her head, took a bite of meat, and showed her obedience with her actions, with two lines of pathetic broad-faced tears in her eyes.

Uncle Shi, you are the biggest! You're the best! She can't be messed with! Whatever you say, it's what it is! If you don't eat, don't eat! Why do you just threaten her with such a terrifying look!

She's very weak!