193 National Teacher's Daily Fried Hair (1 Update)

Baili Heze's black hair was scattered behind him, untied or untied, gently swaying with his steady pace.

"What was written?"

He walked to Feng Wuwu and sat down next to her.

Feng Wuwu supported his buttocks with both hands, and moved to the side along with the rice paper under his buttocks that had not yet dried up.

Baili Hezawa Junxiu's eyebrows frowned slightly, "Why are you alienated from this seat?" ”

Feng Wuwu glanced coldly at Baili Heze's salty pig hand that hit her buttocks, kicked his legs, and kicked him in the chest.

"Master Guoshi, you are a cultivator, you are upright, and you are worthy of heaven and earth. How can you indulge in lust and indulge in women? Her face was grim and she spoke generously.

He just wanted to see what was written on the rice paper that she pressed under her buttocks, and it was not frivolous.

Unexpectedly, Feng Wuwu overinterpreted his every move.

Perhaps, he shouldn't have lied to her.

But the water is hard to recover, and if she wants to change her words now, she may not believe it.

With a long sigh, Baili Heze suddenly got up and subconsciously pulled a distance from her, so that she could relax her vigilance, "I see that you have been working for most of the day, but you are silently writing "The Female Ring"? ”

"Write a poem and entertain yourself."

"Read it and hear it."

Feng Wuwu cleared his throat and turned his mouth into a poem, "I advise Tiangong to shake it up, pancakes and fruits with chicken fillets." ”

"Ahemβ€”"

Baili Heze didn't expect that she would still be able to export into poetry.

The artistic conception before and after the poems is very different, but they are generally catchy.

After a moment of silence, Baili Heze asked in a deep voice, "What are the pancakes?" ”

His eyes deepened, and he always felt that there were not many unsolved mysteries on Feng Wuwu's body.

When it comes to food, Feng Wuwu put aside the grievances between her and Baili Heze for the time being, stood up with a "swish", and depicted the pancakes and fried chicken fillets from another world with emotion.

Six years ago, after Baili Heze was rescued from the wolf's den by Fu Yeshen, he had a serious illness and lost his sense of taste forever.

Therefore, he couldn't appreciate the ingenious taste of the fresh flavor in Feng Wuwu's mouth bursting on the tip of his tongue.

Baili Heze looked away boredly, and looked at the crumpled rice paper on the stone couch with curiosity.

He stretched out his slender fingers, lightly picked up the rice paper, and by the dim candlelight, lightly opened his thin lips, and lowered his eyes to browse Feng Wuwu's extremely scribbled diary.

Seeing that something was wrong, Feng Wuwu suddenly stepped forward, pressed the gauze on Baili Heze's forehead with one hand, and snatched the rice paper from his hand with the other, "Have you seen it?" ”

Baili Heze only felt a tingling pain in his forehead, and needless to say, he knew that the blood hole on his forehead began to gurgle again.

"Bring it."

A trace of anger flashed in Baili Heze's dark eyes, and he grabbed Feng Wuwu's slender wrist with one hand, and said coldly, "Read!" If you dare to mispronounce a word, this seat will definitely correct you on the spot. ”

"Read! Although, the master wrote more straightforwardly, but what the master wrote was all the truth. ”

Feng Wuwu straightened his back and read the diary with emotion, "It's uncomfortable, I want to cry." Originally, I was happy today, why did I meet Baili Heze, the king of the eight lambs? ”

Baili Heze was full of black lines, he knew that Feng Wuwu had a grudge against him, but he never expected that Feng Wuwu would record all the things that made her unhappy in detail.

"Master Guoshi, are you sure you want to listen?" Feng Wuwu's eyebrows raised slightly, and he suddenly felt that he couldn't read.

"Read!"

"Okay, I'll meet you." Feng Wuwu muttered quietly, slandering in his heart, he didn't feel panicked, why did she save face for him?

Thinking of this, Feng Wuwu's mouth opened wide, and he recited aloud, "Baili Wangba's face is really thick!" Before he bathed and cleansed himself, he was embarrassed to let the master take medicine for him, and the master almost fainted from the smell on his body. ”

As soon as she said this, Baili Heze's thin face as thin as a cicada's wings suddenly became popular.

He originally thought that Feng Wuwu was out of the arrogance of his daughter's family, and he didn't want to look at the man's body, so he would cry with shame when he was drugged.

Thinking about it now, he even had some suspicions that she cried because she couldn't stand the stench on his body.

………

No, he bathes diligently day and night, how can there be a smell on his body?

However, his injuries are hidden and occasionally a little... Peculiar smell, not very normal!

Sky! Why does Feng Wuwu have to write down this kind of thing clearly!

Baili Heze was a little crazy, he always felt that his reputation would be ruined in her hands.

Feng Wuwu saw that Baili Heze was not angry, so he boldly continued to read, "I still can't believe that I have a skin-to-skin relationship with such a stinky person. It's too embarrassing to let people know, otherwise the little sister will laugh at me for arching the rotten cabbage. ”

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Baili Heze suddenly felt a fishy sweetness in his throat, and he was really angry with her.

It's a shame to have a skin-to-skin relationship with him?

He is obviously a Baili national teacher who all Donglin women dream of, how can she be so unbearable?

"National teacher, do you still want to continue reading?" Feng Wuwu raised his eyes and saw a blue and red face of Baili Heze, and the corners of his lips were slightly hooked, showing a hint of cynicism.

"Read."

Baili Heze wants to see how many words she has written!

"Ahh

"Ohβ€”if you are a pig, you must always remember to stay away from this rotten cabbage."

"Hehe-if it's also an ugly-looking stinky pig, then reluctantly, toss the rotten cabbage of Baili Heze thousands of times and make him cry!"

Feng Wuwu felt that this paragraph was written very expressively, and it was particularly exciting to read.

On the surface, she is scandalizing herself, but secretly, she dislikes Baili Heze as worthless.

By the time she finished reading the diary, Baili Heze's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

He swallowed several mouthfuls of blood in succession, and it took a while before he regained his strength.

"Feng Wuwu, you can't be so unbearable as you say."

"The National Teacher is in a high position, and everything he says is right." Feng Wuwu smiled all over his face, and choked him back in four or two.

"Do you think this seat is reluctant to touch you? Believe it or not, I'm going to pick you up right now? ”

Baili Heze has nothing to do, and on the premise of not being rude to her, he can only be quick to speak and suppress her in momentum.

Unexpectedly, Feng Wuwu relied on him to be seriously injured, completely ignoring his threat, and stretched out his arms fearlessly, "Come!" Is it possible that you will still be afraid of you? ”

"Feng Wuwu, don't regret it!"

Baili Hezawa's dark eyes revealed a little excitement, he was not a womanizer, but he was a normal man.

Where could he stand such a "warm" invitation from the woman he liked, so the monkey stood up anxiously and hugged her into his arms.

Feng Wuwu frowned slightly, she just wanted to test whether Baili Heze, who seemed to be clear and clear, would do anything hurtful to her.

After all, when she woke up that day, there was no obvious discomfort in her body.

Perhaps, Baili Hazawa is just scaring and scaring her, that's all.

However, his current performance is obviously no different from that of ordinary men.

She pushed him aside with some disappointment, and then picked up the wooden chopsticks that had been resting on the rice bowl with lightning speed.

In the next moment, she held a wooden chopstick in each hand and stabbed it into his neck and thigh.

"Uhhh

The wooden chopsticks pierced through his flesh, and the barbs on it were like sharp knives, mercilessly cutting at the flesh of Baili Heze.

His eyes were full of frustration, he didn't understand why Feng Wuwu hated him so much, "You deliberately sharpened the wooden chopsticks into wooden cones, just to slash the seat, right?" ”

Feng Wuwu shook his head and flatly denied it, "As the saying goes, as long as the kung fu is deep, the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle!" The reason why the master grinds the wooden chopsticks into wooden cones is purely to highlight his profound skills. ”

"Heh... You regard the wooden chopsticks as your seat, so you sprinkle all the anger in your heart on these wooden chopsticks, right? ”

Baili Heze's dark eyes suddenly showed a fierce color, and his fleshy and even hand tightly pinched Feng Wuwu's neck, "Since you are so disobedient, you should die obediently." When you die, we will place you in a crystal coffin to ensure that your face is not corrupted and your body is not damaged. ”

"What if you are willing to be obedient? Baili Heze, you have to allow your master to make mistakes. Seeing that he couldn't struggle, Feng Wuwu had to soften his tone, and didn't dare to speak ill of him again.

"It's late."

Baili Heze was so angry with her that she lost her mind, and the thought of dying together popped up in her mind.