"Is that really fake?"

This is the fifth time that Luban has asked me.

After I squeezed in from the crowd and forcibly removed the VR experience device from his face.

"That's really fake, it's just very realistic, and seeing is not necessarily believing."

Can you imagine how attractive it can be for a big man with a beard to play VR and be startled?

Pull him out of the crowd.

"If you like it and you have the money, you can buy it, but I don't know if you can bring it back, maybe you should be able to pay some customs duties."

What I saw after listening to the conversation over there was that Lu Ban was surrounded by a group of people, laughing, without any praise or derogation, purely funny.

Lu Ban didn't care about other people's eyes, and handed me a card.

"Is this okay? Buy that. ”

I took it, a card that couldn't be more ordinary, and looked at him.

"But yes, are you sure there's money in there?"

After repeatedly confirming that Lu Ban was nodding and not joking, I led him to the counter with the words "sales area" written on it.

"Eh, what's that, beauty, I want you to help me see how much balance this card has, my uncle doesn't have a good memory, and he always gets the wrong card."

Lu Ban didn't know who I said was the forgetful uncle, he didn't care, and still stared at the exhibits in various areas.

"Okay sir, please enter your password before you can check it."

A professional smile and tone.

"How many passwords?"

I asked Xiang Luban.

"It's all one."

It's all one, okay, it might be six ones, a little unreliable.

"Hello, your balance...

The customer service lady stopped, and I quickly covered my face, not less than a thousand yuan, otherwise I would really lose my face.

I secretly prayed in my heart that Lu Ban was looking around like no one else.

"I'm sorry sir, we can't check your balance."

"Don't you have any money?"

I hurriedly asked.

"If you don't have any money, you may have taken the wrong card, so I'll get another one."

"No, sir, for some reason, customers with balances of more than eight figures can't check the detailed amount, but that doesn't affect the purchase."

The customer service squeezed the bank card in both hands and politely handed it to me.

"It doesn't matter if you don't have money, I still have a few more. Wait, how many digits do you say? ”

"Yes sir, we can't check the amount of more than 10 million, if you need to check, I can help you contact our manager and hand over to the bank."

I suddenly felt that the card in my hand was a little heavy, like a lot of gold bricks.

"Can I buy it?"

Lu Ban asked me, a little impatient.

"You can buy this house."

I quipped.

"I don't like this house, and I don't plan to live here, I just..."

"This, you can pick it, you are the uncle."

"Really?"

"I swear if I lie to you, the card will be mine."

It seems a little wrong, but the words have been spoken.

Soon.

Just today, a local tyrant appeared in a science and technology fair, especially the local kind.

Holding a card, from an electric toothbrush to a smart refrigerator, and even dismantling a valuable cleaning robot on the spot, the parts rolled to the ground, but the customer service lady followed the sales manager to stand next to her and smiled enthusiastically.

"Are you sure you want to take it back?"

The organizer had to temporarily find a truck, slowly carrying a cart of things that Lu Ban "carefully" purchased, and I asked Lu Ban when he came out of the warehouse.

"Why not? But are you sure that robot really can't afford it? ”

Luban is still thinking about the intelligent robot named "Qianqian".

"Of course, people have said that they won't sell it, what can I do, I can't use money to kill them and snatch them, right?"

I shrugged my shoulders in frustration.

"Where can I get money for smashing people?"

“。。。。”

Lu Ban did not care about human life, in his time, the dead were commonplace, and there were many souls who died under the siege equipment he invented.

"If you really want it, I can arrange for you to have a private conversation in the evening, but you have to do it a little bit."

“？？”

Lu Ban held a second-order Rubik's cube in one hand, and his fingers never stopped.

"Gotta find a place to dispose of your cart of stuff, and we'll come back in the evening."

Suburbs.

"Are you sure you want to drop the goods down here?"

The driver asked me with a confused expression.

"yes, didn't you find this nice place to stack things?"

I'm talking serious nonsense.

However, the customer is God, before dark, large and small cartons and packages have been piled up in an open space, under the driver's suspicious eyes, I signed, he quickly got into the car, and walked away.

"What time are we coming?"

On the pile, Lu Ban sat on it, the Rubik's Cube in his hand had become a fifth-order one, and it was turning so fast, it was hard to imagine how such a man could have such flexible fingers.

"After dark!"

I unpacked an aerial camera and replied while reading the manual.

The wheels of a concept bike rolled next to me, has Luban started? I don't want to look back, because I can predict that what I will see when I look back must be a middle-aged uncle wandering in the pile of parts.

"Yin Wu? Is it really you? ”

Somebody called me.

When I turned my head, a big bus stopped on the side of the road, and the co-pilot of the car was still sorting out the shoulder straps, and the co-pilot of the car called out to me, and the driver's seat was a guy with a fat brain, and he smiled like the second senior brother.

"Oh, hi, Yang, what's that, hello."

"Long time no see. What are you doing here? ”

This woman seems to be a department flower I knew when I was in college, she is very beautiful and can dress up, but compared to Zhang Qin, there is no comparison in my eyes.

"Oh, what about the garbage? Don't you see? ”

As soon as I finished speaking, the shell of a circular robot vacuum cleaner rolled next to me and kicked it away.

She smiled awkwardly and wiped her mouth with a tissue, as if she had just eaten something not very tasty.

The second brother who was driving stared at my Wrangler, as if he was looking at a young model without clothes.

I have no intention of continuing to talk, such a woman is not worthy of me to say a word, personal pursuit is different, what do I do.

The main thing is that the aerial photography aircraft has lifted off, and there is a small roar, and you can feel the wind flow brought by its propellers.

"Where did you get these things?"

This woman seems to be very knowledgeable about the goods, and when she looks at the brand on the surface of the goods, her pupils are a little shrunk.

"Uncle charged the phone bill."

The shot was clear, and I looked at the picture from the drone-mounted camera in my hand, and it felt like I was playing a flying game.

"Young man, none of this is what you call trash, are they? Blatantly stealing and dismantling, is it a lot of guts? ”

The second senior brother spoke, and the woman whispered a few words in his ear.

She once posted it upside down to Yan Fatzi, but when I took photos of her and various boys going in and out of the Homeinn Hotel in front of the fat man, it disturbed the fat man's dream.

And she still hates me.

Not only because my girlfriend is much better looking than her, but more importantly, that incident.