Chapter 353: Shocked! The eldest brother is dating
Dao Xing had a dream, and in the dream, he took the fairy's little hand. So, when the doorbell woke him up from his sweet sleep, he was very angry when he got up. He was just about to have a seizure, and realized that there was only one outside the door that could be the main master in the dream or the main master's brother and uncle, so he immediately straightened his attitude and shouted into the intercom system at the bedside:
"Give me half a minute, no, fifteen seconds."
The knife line slammed and scrambled to put on his clothes and pants, and jumped towards the door of the room. When the person arrived at the door, the clothes had just been put on. He opened the door of the room, and the Lord and his brother were there. At this moment, his ponytail was scattered, his unkempt hair was draped over his shoulders haphazardly, his black and gray clothes were worn crookedly, and he had a smiling face, so he almost said, "Master, it's okay, give me some money."
Jiang Xiaoyu frowned and looked at him and said, "Give you two minutes to clean yourself up." ”
Dao Xing obediently agreed and rushed into the bathroom.
Luo Youcheng took the knife shop and flew to Donghu in Seoul with his second sister. He returns Peevi and abducts Peeves.
He was embarrassed to take the two ghost servants away, and only deceived a female ghost. His reasons are very good, Gong Yulin clucks like an old hen all day long, and taking it to Feicheng will not work, but it may be a bad thing. It's better to let him take it back for training, and maybe he can quit the "gurgling" problem. He asked the ghost maid who was pruning:
"Think of a slut, right? Shall I take you to him? ”
The ghost maid immediately threw away the pruning shears and stood behind him in a proper manner. was so angry that the water ghost king scolded the little bastard for kidnapping his daughter.
When he returned to the academy, Dao Xing said compassionately that it was too hard for Mr. to carry two Fei alone, and strongly asked the fairy to take him back in the dog style. Jiang Xiaoyu did not refuse this time, and flew back to the academy with his trouser belt. When he was put down, the fairy said:
"Don't be so sloppy, be refreshed."
Dao Xing looked at the graceful back of the fairy departing stupidly. Luo Youcheng couldn't help but complain to him:
"Brother Dao, you look so stupid when you're in heat. Don't really think of yourself as a frog, a frog can't stop a swan. Think of yourselves as an eagle, or at worst as a goose. ”
The knife line asked puzzledly: "Why do you want to be a goose?" ”
"You can take care of the home and nursery, and catch whoever bites whom. What can a frog do other than croak? ”
Dao Xing felt that he had been taught again, and Mr. Brother-in-law said that it was very reasonable, when the fairy was a brave goose, whoever dared to bully the fairy would pounce on him and bite him.
Luo Youcheng couldn't help but kick him, and urged: "Hurry up and see the old man Dao, the old man doesn't think about tea and dinner for your business." My sister doesn't like people who are indifferent. ”
After speaking, Luo Youcheng found someone and took the knife to see the old man.
After the knife walked, Luo Youcheng began to get busy, first went to his grandparents to report, and then reported to his girlfriend and younger siblings, brothers and sisters-in-law. Only then did he bring the clucking female ghost attendant to the eldest sister's laboratory, comfort the eldest sister, visit Pipi Sauce, and deal with the female ghost attendant by the way.
The eldest sister, Mi Doudou, said that Pipi Sauce crawled out of the petri dish last night, crawled all over the house, and finally crawled into her lounge and ate all the food scraps she left on the coffee table.
Luo Youcheng entered the eldest sister's lounge, because the eldest sister did not allow smart housekeepers to enter her private territory, her lounge was as messy as ever, and her underwear and underwear and socks were thrown everywhere. The floor and the coffee table were quite clean, and I couldn't find a single scrap of food, probably licked by Pipi Sauce.
This Pippi sauce, named Pem, was lying in a food tray at the moment, shiny, especially like an edible pink skin. Luo Youcheng was very worried that the careless eldest sister would pick up the knife and fork and eat the Pipi sauce, so he hurriedly put the Pipi sauce into the mezzanine of the clothes.
Luo Youcheng asked the eldest sister why she didn't let Duoduo help clean up. Mi Doudou said that if she cleaned up too cleanly, she couldn't find anything. Luo Youcheng couldn't help but knock on the eldest sister's head, the eldest sister has a high IQ and a frighteningly low life quotient.
"It's good to pack up a lot of things, just be responsible for finding them, what are you looking for?"
Mi Doudou had an epiphany and beckoned Duoduo to clean up her private space, "That's right, what am I wasting that time for?" ”
Luo Youcheng took his eldest sister back to the laboratory and asked her if she had any idle hibernation cabins and excess culture fluid. Mi Doudou said she was never short of these things. She didn't ask her brother what she wanted these things for, she just called Duoduo out of her break room and asked Duoduo to help her prepare the culture liquid and hibernation pod. Looking at the busy robot, Luo Youcheng felt that it was more tired than the long-term work of the ancient landlord's family.
"Why don't you let the adulterer get you a few more smart ones?"
"There are a lot of smart housekeeping, running around in the laboratory and looking upset, one more is enough." After Mi Doudou finished speaking, he left Luo Youcheng to do his own business.
Duoduo was very nimble with many hands and feet, and soon prepared a hibernation chamber and two culture tanks filled with culture medium.
Luo Youcheng saw that his sister didn't pay attention to herself, and told the female ghost to climb into the hibernation cabin by herself. The Peeves who controlled Gong Yulin smelled the smell of the culture liquid, and seemed to know Luo Youcheng's intentions, so he excitedly stripped the dead ghost woman and jumped into the hibernation cabin, his nails cut a cut on his belly, and Peeves got out very quickly. Luo Youcheng put the skin ghost and Darukuro into the two cultivation tanks respectively.
After doing all this, he walked over to the busy Midoudou and asked her for a large vat of culture liquid. The debts owed by the Water Ghost King should be paid off early, and this old boy is on the verge of madness. Mi Doudou asked him to find Xia Peng, the "ape" father of the "ape" family.
Luo Youcheng had forgotten about the "ape" family during this time, and he asked:
"How are they now?"
"The vocal cords have recovered. ”
"Where's the hair?"
Mi Doudou said vaguely, "It's okay." ”
Luo Youcheng asked, "What does it mean to be okay?" ”
Midoudou told her brother that she had not yet found the real cause of their hair growth, and that the genes known to promote or inhibit hair growth were missing from them, resulting in the current expression of some unknown gene that controls the growth of hair [follicles] through other means.
Luo Youcheng said: "That is not solved." ”
Mi Doudou mysteriously told her brother that she had a record. She asked Yan Fengli to develop a good hair remover, which can be used for two months after using it once. She asked the ape family to apply it every other month, and although it treated the symptoms but not the root cause, it also temporarily freed the family of three from embarrassment. Luo Youcheng did not hesitate to point out that his sister was opportunistic.
Mi Doudou also said that the heart and lung function of the ape family of three is weaker than that of ordinary people, and the blood creatinine value is relatively high, so there is a risk of kidney disease.
"Don't look at their young faces, but I suspect they will live shorter than the average person," she said. I won't use it in the clinic until I have a thorough understanding of what effects culture media have on gene expression in humans. ”
Luo Youcheng said: "Even if you have to wait for a child, right?" ”
Mi Doudou nodded, there was still a great risk of restoring human fertility through oral culture liquid, and she didn't dare to try rashly.
Bidding farewell to his eldest sister, Luo Youcheng went to the woods south of the ranch, where the witch's Alien Beast Guardian was stationed. A plot of land is enclosed next door to house ant-like wasps and a culture processing plant. Xia Peng's family of three is the administrator of the factory.
Due to the effect of the depilator, Xia Peng and his family became like a person and put on clothes. It's just that the hair is still heavy, and the hair is more like ape hair. Xia Peng took a cut of his head, and Hao Qi had short hair, and he could still get away with it if he didn't look closely. The two of them are still very satisfied with the current state, Xia Peng happily said to Luo Youcheng:
"Doctor Mi said that after a hundred more treatments, we will be able to recover completely."
Luo Youcheng thought to himself that the eldest sister could really fool, when did she become a doctor? A hundred treatments, and the time left for myself is too long.
Luo Youcheng asked how their bodies were. Xia Peng said that it is easy to panic and palpitate when he is tired, which is an old problem, and this is the case for their family of three. Luo Youcheng asked them to pay more attention to rest and adjustment, and then asked the material department to send a few smart machines over to reduce their labor intensity. The two of them thanked Dade and said countless thanks. Luo Youcheng didn't see the little girl, so he asked:
"Where's Xia Qi?"
"I'm going to play with the witch." Xia Peng said, "This kid is very close to the witch. ”
Luo Youcheng missed his third sister, he made a phone call just now, and he hasn't seen the deity yet. He instructed Xia Peng:
"You prepare 100 liters of culture medium for me first, and I'll go to my sister's side to have a look."
Xia Peng said embarrassedly: "It's winter now, the ant bees are dormant, and the culture medium is in the shutdown period. The current stock is just over two hundred liters. According to the dosage of Master Mi, I am afraid that I will not be able to last until the beginning of spring. ”
Luo Youcheng thought to himself that the eldest sister was really unreliable, and kept saying that there was no shortage of this thing, and it was about to run out of food. Luo Youcheng sighed:
"Prepare fifty liters for me, I can't break my promise to others, my sister, I'll let her save some money."
Luo Youcheng went to the station of the Alien Beast Guardian next door. There were a lot fewer beasts in the camp, and they were scattered by the witches and guarded in the area around the academy. When the witch saw her brother, she immediately greeted him and gave him a hug.
"Brother, you're dark."
"It's good to be dark, healthy color." Luo Youcheng said, "How are you doing?" ”
"It's good." The witch laughed, and then it turned cloudy, "It's just a lot of farts, that little broken bird always scolds me for being a fart mother-in-law." ”
"You have taken longevity pills, it stands to reason that there should be no problems with your body, are you eating irregularly and often overeating? Still drinking? ”
The witch nodded.
Luo Youcheng said: "Your stomach is not good, drink less, and eat three meals a day regularly." Go back and find Yan Fengli to mix some medicine for you, or when you go to Shengping, let Lao Jiang prescribe a few medicines for you. ”
The witch agreed.
Luo Youcheng said: "Don't stay in the camp all day, go to the academy more, talk to your brothers and sisters, and your feelings will come out." ”
"Got it, Mom." The witch said angrily, Luo Youcheng was indeed more verbose than his mother in front of the witch, "Actually, it's okay, I have to go to the main house every day or two to sit for a while, but I don't dare to stay for a long time, my stomach is bloated." ”
Luo Youcheng said dissatisfiedly: "What's wrong with farting in front of your sisters?" You didn't treat them as family. ”
"Where? But Brother Hu, Brother Liu, and Dad (Eagle) are also often there. ”
"Isn't it just a fart? Put it away, hypocritical. A voice came, startling the two of them.
Shang Shiyin lifted his invisibility in front of the two, and he made a pretentious academy salute to Luo Youcheng, and then winked at the witch.
"Dead eunuch, you eavesdrop again."
"Wu Dayu, are we iron girlfriends?" The merchant put his arm around the witch's shoulder and asked aggrievedly, "Do you know the word eavesdropping, it's very heart-wrenching." ”
The witch was afraid of him and hurried to beg for mercy.
Luo Youcheng asked: "Are you idle?" ”
"The people of the dust have been put into Feicheng. There is only a spring breeze left around, this kid works hard, don't worry about me. ”
Luo Youcheng said: "In the past two days, you have taken the time to accompany the third sister to Shengping and find Lao Jiang to recuperate." ”
"Okay." Shang Shiyin agreed, and said mysteriously, "I'll tell you the exciting news, the little demon and Brother Liu are dating." ”