Chapter 11: Uncle Two's Paranoia

"Second uncle, stop quickly, if you continue like this, in less than a quarter of an hour, Uncle Beauty will die!" Bao'er stepped forward and shouted.

Ouyang Jiale's hands shook in fright, and he had to withdraw his skills.

"What are children talking about? Hurry to bed. Ouyang Jiale glared at Bao'er angrily.

"Second uncle, you are so stupid, Uncle Beauty is poisoned, you will only speed up the spread of toxins by doing this, isn't it fatal?" Bao'er glanced at Ouyang Jiale dissatisfied, untied her burden, took out a delicate small porcelain bottle, and poured a pill on it, with a little pride.

"This is the Ice Heart Snow Lotus Pill that my mother gave me, which can cure all kinds of poisons! Hurry up and give it to Uncle Beauty. ”

Ouyang Jiale was happy: "Little girl, hurry up and go out, don't make a mess." ”

"Poof!" Ouyang Yixuan spewed out a mouthful of black blood.

"Master! Master! Ouyang Jiale's expression changed drastically.

"Uncle Beauty, you are poisoned, and my mother said that the Ice Heart Snow Lotus Pill can cure all poisons." Bao'er staggered to the front and said softly.

Ouyang Jiale stared at Bao'er nervously: "What you said is true?" Do you really have the Ice Heart Snow Lotus Pill in your hand? ”

"You're in ink, Uncle Beauty is choking!" Bao'er snorted coldly, spread out the palm of her hand, and a faint fragrance came to her nose.

"It's really the Ice Heart Snow Lotus Pill!" Ouyang Jiale reached out and snatched the pill and was about to stuff it into his mouth.

"There is only one, you eat it, have you eaten it, Uncle Beauty is waiting to die!" Bao'er rolled her eyes, eager to kick the fool away.

Ouyang Jiale's movements were sluggish, and Bao'er took the opportunity to snatch the pill over, and stuffed it directly into Ouyang Yixuan's mouth without saying a word.

"Stop!"

Bao'er took a step back, dodged Ouyang Jiale's claws, and snorted triumphantly: "Comprehensive paranoia, my mother said that a blue child like you will never find a girlfriend in his life!" ”

"You ......" Ouyang Jiale knelt down directly, why is this little girl so cheating with this mouth?

"As soon as the wind comes!"

The shadow was carrying the disheveled Feng Yi and threw her to the ground with a pop.

Feng Yi glared at Ying Er with resentment in his eyes, and then stood up slowly.

Bao'er narrowed her eyes, suddenly took five or six steps back, and suddenly rushed towards Feng Yi, bounced up, flew up, and kicked Feng Yi directly to the ground.

"Grinding, do you want to kill Uncle Beauty? Damn, retarded! ”

Ouyang Jiale and Ying Er glanced at each other, and the corners of their mouths twitched, why is this little girl so happy?

Feng Yi used to rely on his poor medical skills to temporarily suppress his master's condition, and he boasted of being superior, calling out to these secret guards.

Endure!

Lao Tzu forbearance!

But today, the situation is urgent, this Feng Yi is not honest and stays in the house and runs around, delaying the master's condition, so let's wait for the master to wake up and send it down in person......

"The master just ate the Ice Heart Snow Lotus Pill, Feng Yi, hurry up and check the master's situation!" Ouyang Jiale had a cold face and stared at Feng Yi angrily.

"Yes!" Feng Yi suffered a loss, his nails sank deep in his palm, and he didn't know it, what a deal, it was a good thing for this little demon girl to spoil her aunt!

Shadow Er was shocked in his heart, "Shadow One, don't talk nonsense?" Where did the Ice Heart Snow Lotus Pill come from? This is a priceless antidote elixir, you can't buy it with silver, I heard that only the ghost doctor will auction it from time to time! ”

"Don't listen to his nonsense, there's ...... there" Before he finished speaking, Feng Yi had another small footprint on his hind buttocks.

", retarded! You're here to see Uncle Beauty, not to see a doctor. It's not up to you to decide whether there's anything to do or not. The pill was left to me by my mother to save my life, hum! Wonder is the daughter of ignorance! Long hair and short vision! Bao'er kicked the trench coat again.

Feng Yi was annoyed and angry, his face was blue, purple and red, he couldn't tell what color it was, and he was in a terrible mood.

"Where did the little bastard come from? Why don't you hurry up and get out? If you delay seeing your master, can you afford it? Feng Yi stared at Ouyang Jiale with a cold face, "Ying Yi, why do you just let a little fart come in and point fingers?" ”

"I'm willing, can you handle it? Damn retarded! If you can't watch it, get out early! Ouyang Jiale was mad by Feng Yi, his exit became dirty, and his IQ went offline in an instant.

Bao'er covered her small mouth and giggled on the side: "Second uncle, Bao'er praises you." I know that my mother is mentally retarded, and I asked her to come over and see the yarn? Even if you have a question, you can't understand it! ”

Feng Yi was trembling with anger, his eyes were firmly fixed on the unconscious man on the bed, and he staggered forward, hurriedly looking at the diagnosis.

"Damn, mentally retarded, looking, hearing and asking, the most basic ones don't know, I just don't know how to pretend to understand. Hanging a thermos on the plane, a high-level fart? Opinionated. The poisonous tongue Bao'er pursed her mouth and bombarded Feng Yi again.

………………

"How's the master?" Kageji asked from the side.

"Don't worry, the poison on the master's body has been resolved, and he can be cured after a few days of rest." Feng Yi didn't dare to hold it up, twisted his eyebrows and thought deeply, and finally came to a self-righteous conclusion.

"Will it cause unnecessary harm to the master's body?" Kageji asked again.

"Damn, mentally retarded, if the Ice Heart Snow Lotus Pill is harmful to the body, you won't be able to die if you take other pills! Kageji, did you feed the dog with your IQ? Xuanyuan Jiale slapped Ying Er on the shoulder and glanced at Feng Yi.

"You can go too, it's okay to go out and go wild, maybe the Lord will find you as soon as he wakes up!" Ouyang Jiale opened his mouth to send Feng Yi away, secretly thinking in his heart, when to get this annoying woman away from his master, otherwise he would ...... next time

Feng Yi glared at Ouyang Jiale fiercely, turned around and walked towards the door.

Bao'er sighed softly: "Second uncle, someone has crooked eyes and is glaring at you." ”

"Poof!" Ying Er instantly laughed: "Little girl......"

"My master's name is Bao'er!" Bao'er curled a small mouth and corrected unhappily.

"Uh...... Where is the little girl's family who calls themselves masters? Kageji continued to give Bao Er's science.

"If you twitter again, believe it or not, Bao'er will turn you into a mute directly?" Bao'er snorted coldly and crossed her hands on her hips.

Ying Er was just about to open his mouth, but when he saw the burden on the ground, he stared at Bao'er: "Little girl, did you want to run just now?" You want to ventilate the news, right? ”

"Damn, mentally retarded, Uncle Beauty is dying, the master brought the burden over, he is looking for an antidote!" Bao'er's little face was flushed, and she waited angrily for Ying Er: "Bad silver." ”

"......" Shadow Erzhang and the second monk are confused, why did they become bad people after a while?

Ouyang Jiale hurriedly played a round: "One or two, go to the next bowl of noodles for Bao'er...... After tossing for a long time, the little one must be hungry. ”

"What? Below? Shadow One, are you a cheater? Shadow Er went away in an instant.

"No, no, no, it's not a cheating father, it's a pit son!"