Chapter 35: The Monkey King
I saw that there was a "rustling" sound in the surrounding woods, and there seemed to be countless pairs of small eyes staring at me in the dark.
Xiao Lingran pointed to the original big monkey and said, "You stinky monkey, you have the ability to fight with me alone, you will only ask for help, and you are not ashamed!" ”
The monkey didn't pay any attention to Xiao Lingran's agitation, but instead put on a grimace and stuck out his tongue, leaking its red ass out and facing Xiao Lingran.
"Sir, what shall we do now?" Xiao Lingran looked around, there were many monkeys on the other side, it was not easy to do.
"Hmph." Dan Qingzi glanced at her, thinking that now that she knew that she was afraid, why did she go earlier!
"You can do it yourself." Dan Qingzi left a sentence, and then sat down on the stone next to him, looking like he didn't care about himself.
"Huh? Sir, you can't sell your teammates at a critical moment. ”
Dan Qingzi retorted: "A teammate is a person who works together to complete a thing, and you are the one who causes the disaster, so you can solve it yourself, and you should exercise yourself." ”
"You ......" Xiao Lingran smiled bitterly: "So many monkey groups beat me, and I can only be beaten." ”
The black figure drew closer, and when one of the largest monkeys jumped to the ground, the other monkeys followed suit.
"This can't be the Monkey King, is it?" Xiao Lingran looked at its burly body and affirmed this even more.
I saw that the monkey who stole the fruit before ran to the side of the monkey king, I didn't know what he said, and with tears in his eyes, he diligently combed the monkey king's hair.
"What are you muttering there?" Xiao Ling asked with a haircut, and the monkey glanced at her, smiled sinisterly, and then turned his face to the monkey king, and looked pitiful again.
"This monkey, why do you still have two faces?"
At this time, Dan Qingzi waved his sleeves and conjured a colorful bird, which flew obediently to Xiao Lingran's shoulder.
"Is this ......" Xiao Lingran asked, turning his head back.
"This is a parrot, trained by a merchant to help you understand what the animal says."
Xiao Lingran nodded, and after a while, the parrot used a thin voice and an aggrieved appearance to speak, "Your Majesty the Monkey King, you are here." ”
Immediately, he switched to a rough voice and roared majestically: "Saipan! Why don't you go home on time for dinner! ”
Then with a choked voice, he asked himself: "Because I was beaten by these two humans." ”
"What! I'm afraid it wasn't your kid who caused it first! ”
"Woo woo, I really don't, I'm just eating fruit there, she treats me like a pet and actually hits me with a stone." As he spoke, the parrot waved its wings as if to compare its size.
Xiao Lingran looked at the parrot in front of him and described it vividly, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "This parrot's imitation ability is really strong......
Dan Qingzi replied: "After all, I bought it at a great price......
Xiao Ling looked at Dan Qingzi with a thief's eyebrows, but he said flatly: "If you want it, take the money." ”
"Harm, you're really boring!" Xiao Lingran waved his hand.
"I thought that you reclusive masters should be two-sleeved Qingfeng family with four walls, but I didn't expect you to be a rich man! It's really deep enough to hide......" Xiao Ling said with a wicked smile.
The parrot waved its wings and said angrily, "Damn, this king surrounded them with all his soldiers, and they dared to talk and laugh there, and they didn't take this king seriously at all!" ”
"That's it! Don't look at you like a monkey at all! The parrot learned from the monkey again, and only promised to come.
"......" Dan Qingzi looked at the group of monkeys in front of him, who had already stretched out their fangs and were ready to attack, and said calmly to Xiao Lingran: "Next, it's up to you." ”
"You can't do this to me!" Xiao Lingran said helplessly, and before she could react, a monkey on the left had already pounced, and Xiao Lingran quickly used his sword to resist.
These monkeys were fair and just at first, only attacking one or two monkeys at once, Xiao Lingran could easily escape with a sword block, even if they opened their bloody mouths, but their fangs were no match for Xiao Lingran's lackeys.
Maybe the monkeys also realized that there was no harm in attacking Xiao Lingran like this, so the number of attacks at once became more and more, sometimes there were monkeys coming out from all directions, Xiao Lingran was not Nezha, where did the three heads and six arms come from, although she reacted quickly, she couldn't resist the monkey sea tactics on the opposite side.
Soon, the monkeys all pounced, and one after another Tarzan pressed the top, burying Xiao Lingran under the pile of monkeys.
After a long time, Dan Qingzi asked leisurely on the side, "Are you dead?" ”
…… There was no movement for a long time.
Seeing this, Dan Qingzi was no longer leisurely, and got up to find out......
"Not yet!" Dan Qingzi just leaned over to observe, the monkey pile was suddenly wrapped in raging flames, and Xiao Lingran came out of the "Five Finger Mountain" with a long wooden stick from nowhere.
"......" Dan Qingzi looked at the unkempt face in front of him, and Xiao Lingran was still spinning around with a wooden stick in his hand, and his face was full of black lines.
In the group of monkeys, some ran away because they couldn't stand the fire, or rolled there, helping each other to put out the fire, and some of them were completely flying with wooden sticks.
Seeing the monkeys and monkeys all over the ground, the Monkey King was a little panicked, and then looked at the "majestic" (self-imposing) Xiao Lingran in front of him, his eyes were shining.
Then, out of nowhere, the parrot appeared on the scene, standing beside the Monkey King, and also imitated its appearance, staring at Xiao Lingran with sparkling eyes.
"Why are you ......" Xiao Lingran was stared at by these two goods.
The Monkey King pointed at her and said, "Tsk, Twow, Wow!" ”
"Oh my God, this is the legendary ......" The parrot's claws also pointed at Xiao Lingran.
"Mikhatel!"
"Monkey King!"
The parrot and the monkey king said almost in unison, stunned to say that the two of them.
I saw that the Monkey King hurriedly asked the other monkeys to stop, and then came to Xiao Lingran with excitement, stretched out his trembling paws, and grabbed Xiao Lingran's hand tightly.
"No mile card, no mile card." The Monkey King looked at Xiao Lingran with tears in his eyes.
"I am your faithful believer!" The parrot also ran over and put its wings on Xiao Lingran's body.
"What is this...... Is it mistaken about something? Xiao Lingran hurriedly withdrew his hand, so he grabbed the parrot and nodded its wings, and said, "Can you explain what I said to it?" ”
The parrot nodded and replied, "Come on, old girl, brother will show you the high-end operation." ”
“…… This is a big bird with a northeast accent. Xiao Lingran's heart seemed to spring up like 10,000 alpacas.
"You tell it, it misunderstood, I'm not the Monkey King."
The parrot looked at the Monkey King and said, "Ku Ji Crooked Mi Houtel." ”
The Monkey King looked at Xiao Lingran, it was indeed a human ...... There was some melancholy in his heart, but no matter how he looked at Xiao Lingran, he felt too similar.
"You're telling it that it was the dead monkey who snatched my fruit first, then taunted me for not saying anything, and finally deceived you by reversing black and white." Xiao Lingran gritted his teeth and talked about the monkey's crime, and did not forget to glare at it viciously.
"Kujikaris, tuck! Curry Ha Tweet! The parrot also learned Xiao Ling's expression, fierce and vicious, but at the same time, it also revealed a smell of ruffians and hooligans.
Xiao Lingran patted the parrot, "Your expression is too much, why do I look more and more like a gangster?" ”
Dan Qingzi smiled on the side, thinking to himself, "Aren't you different from those ruffians?" So he said, "It's an affirmation of your temperament." After speaking, he also stretched out his thumb seriously.
"I think you're scolding me...... But I couldn't find any evidence. Xiao Lingran touched his head, still savoring the meaning of this sentence.
At this time, the Monkey King almost knew what had happened, so he hammered the mischievous monkey's head fiercely. Then he grinned at Xiao Ling.
"Hiss......" Xiao Lingran couldn't help but shudder.
"Haji Jiguli, Twitter...... "The Monkey King said to himself again, looking miserable.......
"What did it say?" Xiao Lingran asked.
The parrot cleared its throat and said with a heavy face, "Every one of us monkeys is the most important companion, family. Every time human beings come to Tianshan, they will rely on their own magic to oppress us, so we ......"
Xiao Lingran realized that the bad things done by those individuals caused the monkeys to hate humans so much, so he patted it and comforted: "I know that it is not easy for you, but we are also good people and bad people, I hope you will meet good people in the future." ”
The parrot croaked, and after the ruffian explained angrily, Xiao Lingran flicked its head fiercely, "If you do this virtue again, I will roast you and eat it." ”
"......" Dan Qingzi glanced at Xiao Lingran on the side, and Xiao Lingran said weakly:
"I'll give you another chance!"
The Monkey King grabbed her hand and said something earnestly. The parrot explained, "It asks if you can teach them how to make such a big fire." ”
Xiao Lingran scratched his hair and said embarrassedly: "It's not that I don't want to teach you, it's just that I can't control ...... myself."
"However, I can teach you some kung fu in case you are bullied!"
After the parrot explained, the monkey king nodded gratefully, and then gave an order for the monkeys and monkey grandchildren to come with them and sit in rows, just like a gentleman and a student.
Xiao Lingran was teaching for the first time, and there were so many "students" sitting, and he was happy and nervous at the same time, so he became more serious about his business.
She picked up the wooden stick from before and waved a few sets of sticks, underneath
The monkeys watched very carefully, and some of them even picked a few branches and learned in a good way.
After a stick of incense, I saw a group of monkeys holding sticks under the sunset, practicing in unison.
"How?" Xiao Lingran looked at Xiao Lingran proudly.
"Hmph...... someone is still as tsundere as ever.