Chapter 41: This Monk Is Cute?
Look at this, look at that, stupid stupid ask.
"Who's the princess?"
"Huh-"
The eunuch smiled silently, but he waved at the little monk, who is the princess is self-evident.
!
Wang Tiedan'er exploded the whole thing, rushed to the little monk, and asked in disbelief.
"You're a princess?!"
"Hmm-"
The big guy whose ears were hurt by Wang Tiedan'er's 'lion's roar', reached out and scratched it, and said slowly:
"Maybe."
“!!! Is this impossible?! ”
Wang Tiedan'er roared.
"Princess, princess! That's a princess—huh? ”
Suddenly, he froze there, squeaking and turning his neck, looking at his mother, stammering.
"Princess, what do you mean—"
"Female."
Aunt Wang, who was covering her heart and trembling in her voice, looked at the little monk who was chattering with the old god and asked cautiously.
"Muyu, it's a girl—isn't it?"
"Yes."
The big guy nodded, crisply and neatly, but let Wang Tiedan'er sit on the ground and distort his face.
"Muyu turned out to be a woman? The little monk turned out to be a girl? My day! I can't even see it!! ”
“…… You didn't see it, and I didn't see it—"
Aunt Wang's heart is congested, they have lived for so long, and they didn't even see that Muyu was a girl-
Even though he was very delicate and soft, but—
Such a fierce force value, such a poisonous mouth, such a temperament, such a wide open and untaboo speaking attitude, where is the slightest bit reserved and shy in the girl's family? ?
It's not that they can't recognize it, but except for the face, there is nothing like a girl's house-
"Ahem—"
Looking at the sister-in-law of the Wang family who was stuck there, the eunuch coughed lightly and reminded:
"Princess, look, it's not too early, please go back to the palace with the little ones?"
"Don't."
However, the little monk shook his head and refused.
"Go back, don't come."
!
The eunuch was so shocked that he almost knelt down at the little monk.
"Princess, princess, why? Is there something wrong with the little ones that makes you angry? ”
"No, I'm not happy to enter the palace, there are a lot of people, noisy, noisy, I don't like it."
She paused, added another sentence, and directly blocked the eunuch who wanted to say something.
"The emperor is even more noisy."
Uh-
As soon as the eunuch froze, then he couldn't take the words.
If it were someone else, he would go back and report to the emperor, and the emperor would definitely find a clean place for the princess to raise and not let anyone bother, but the emperor himself would definitely pass by from time to time, so if even the emperor was noisy, then there was no way-
The eunuchs who smiled helplessly didn't dare to go back to face the emperor's excited mood.
He stroked his face, sighed, and tentatively discussed.
"—Princess, what do you think of this? Let the emperor choose a quiet palace for you, and ask the sister-in-law of the Wang family to live with you, and no one else wants, if-"
The corners of his mouth twitched, and he said cautiously:
"You don't want to see the emperor, and the emperor will only look at you from a distance, and won't bother you-"
!!!
Is the emperor so fond of wooden fish?!
Aunt Wang and Wang Tiedan'er were stunned, they couldn't believe what the eunuch said!
"Don't."
The big guy still shook his head and refused, obviously with an iron heart, which made the eunuch extremely helpless.
"In that case, then you can stay here for the time being, and the little ones will go back and tell the emperor?"
"Let's go back."
The little monk nodded.
The eunuch was even more helpless, sighed, bent down and retreated, but explained to the generals outside the door.
"Stay here, and the miscellaneous family will go back and report it-"
"Take people away."
However, as soon as his words fell, the slow voice of the little monk came from the courtyard, which made the eunuch stiffen and turn back dryly.
"Princess—"
As a result, he had just started and tried to persuade him, when he saw the little soft monk reach out and pick off a stone from the flower bed behind him, crush it into dust in front of him, and blow it, looking at him seriously.
"Take it away."
…… It's a threat, right? Definitely a threat!
The eunuch felt a chill down his spine, bent down and smiled, but he didn't dare to leave anyone behind and took them all away.
When Uncle Wang came back with the old doctor on his back, he saw the officials preparing to evacuate at the door of his house, which made his face white with horror.
Something can't be wrong, right?
He hurriedly carried the old doctor on his back and ran home regardless of it, but he never thought that when he passed by the eunuch, the eunuch actually smiled at him gently, which scared Uncle Wang enough, his legs and stomach trembled, and he shouted at the top of his throat.
"Osmanthus! Li Guihuaer!! ”
His shout woke up the sluggish Aunt Wang in the yard, and a spirit ran out.
"What's wrong!"
"I want to ask you what's wrong! Why are there so many soldiers? Tie Dan'er is in trouble? ”
…… The corners of Wang Tiedan'er's mouth, who ran out with his mother, twitched, and he was speechless.
"Dad, what can I do? Summoned so many officers and soldiers to arrest me? ”
"Yes."
Seeing that everyone was fine, Uncle Wang breathed a sigh of relief, nodded, and asked strangely.
"Then what's the matter with this officer and soldier?"
When he said this, the expressions of both mother and son became weird, which made Uncle Wang, who had just put his mind at ease, mention it again.
"Say! What's going on?! ”
"They came to take the princess back to the palace, but Muyu didn't want to go back, so he drove them away-"
The twins who have never been in contact with eunuchs, emperors, princesses and others, although they were also startled by these officers and soldiers, they were not stunned and scared to cry, sitting opposite the big guy, turning their heads to explain to his father.
This explanation directly suffocated Uncle Wang, and he didn't react for a long time, and after a long time, he asked blankly.
"Take the princess back to the palace? Muyu doesn't want to go back? How is it that I can understand every word, and when it comes together, I don't understand it at all? ”
Obviously, even Uncle Wang, who knows countless people, never thought that their little monk would be a girl, so he asked so confusedly.
"Ahem, that, well, Muyu is a girl, and a princess—"
Aunt Wang coughed lightly and tried to explain to her man, but she scared her man miserably.
"Wood, Wood Fish is a princess? So, what about Ah Xuan? Ah Xuan! ”
Hey?
What's wrong with this reaction?
Aunt Wang and Wang Tiedan'er glanced at each other, and looked at Uncle Wang, who was trembling, strangely puzzled.
"What does this have to do with Ah Xuan? What are you talking about Ah Xuan? ”
"Why doesn't it matter? Ah Xuan: He's—"
Uncle Wang, who was about to blurt out, suddenly stopped his mouth, cold sweat rushed out, and he pulled his mouth dryly.
"What do women know! What about the Ah Xuan people? Are you awake? Where is it? Was it seen by the officers and soldiers? ”
Aunt Wang, who was scolded by Uncle Wang, glanced at him, but she also saw that something was wrong with her man, and she squinted.
"I'm not awake, I'm asleep in the house, you let the doctor in and take a look."
When she said this, she obviously saw that her man was relieved, which made her more and more suspicious, and after seeing him carry the doctor into the house, he poked her son.
(End of chapter)