"Why don't you know anything now? This incident has made you depressed for many years, and every time you go to the Netherworld, in the name of going on a business trip, in fact, you are looking for the whereabouts of that woman. You've even forgotten about this kind of thing, have you lost your memory?"

The barefoot immortal frowned and looked at his face to see if there was anything abnormal, raised his hand with concern, and touched Chu Ling's forehead.

A choking breath came from between his fingers.

Big brother, didn't you just buckle your toes? There is old black mud between your fingernails, which is simply an invisible weapon to kill people.

Chu Ling almost threw up and pushed away the spicy-eyed hand.

"Can you wash your hands first, is this smell ready to be sent to the west?"

The barefoot immortal was not angry at all, laughed, and said: "The road to the Western Heaven World, the relationship is not hard, it is difficult to go if you want to, if you can be sent by me, then you will have to wake up laughing when you fall asleep." But you don't have to be angry, the smell on my hands, that's the smell......"

Hearing this, Chu Ling was really afraid that his next sentence would pop out of "Eat fragrant!"

No matter how fragrant it is, the invincible and foul-smelling hand that has deducted his stinky feet will definitely not whet his appetite.

If you choose between starving to death and eating his hands, you would rather kill yourself.

Unexpectedly, Daisen continued: "...... It smells stinky, but this smell is of great help to enhance the immortal power, mortals smell it, and the lifespan of two hundred years is not a problem, you don't smell it much, and advance the immortal power as soon as possible. ”

"No, keep it for yourself and enjoy it slowly, I think the current immortal power is enough. Chu Ling rejected his kindness.

This kind of kindness, probably no one wants to accept it.

Chu Ling remembered a story he had read, which was about Zhang Liang, an important strategist who assisted Liu Bang and established the Han Dynasty.

One day, Zhang Liang was walking on a bridge in Xiapi when he saw an old man dressed in brown. When the old man came to Zhang Liang, he deliberately threw his shoes under the bridge, turned back to Zhang Liang and said, "Boy, you go down and pick up my shoes!" Zhang Liang was so shocked that he wanted to go up and beat him, but remembering that he was old, he reluctantly went down to take his shoes and put them on his knees. The old man stretched out his feet and put on his shoes, and then left with a smile.

Zhang Liang was greatly surprised when he saw this scene. The old man walked about a mile and came back, and said to Zhang Liang, "You kid is a teachable material. Five days later, waiting for me here at dawn. Zhang Liang was very puzzled by this, but still knelt down and responded: "Okay." ”

Five days later, as soon as dawn came, Zhang Liang came to the bridge, where the old man was already waiting, and he said angrily: "How can you come so late? ”

Five days later, Zhang Liang came here at the time of the rooster's crow, but the old man was already waiting here, and the old man was angry again: "Why are you late again? You go back, come back to see me in five days." ”

Five days later, Zhang Liang arrived in the middle of the night. After a while, the old man came, and he said cheerfully, "This is how it should be." So saying, he took out a book and said, "After reading these books, you will be the emperor's teacher." Ten years later, the world will change greatly, thirteen years later, if you want to see me, go to Huangshi under the Hubcheng Mountain in Jibei, that is me. With that, he disappeared.

Zhang Liang opened this book when he opened it and saw it, only to know that it was "Taigong Art of War".

Since then, Zhang Liang has painstakingly recited, obtained the mystery of the art of war, and in the process of Liu Bang's struggle for the world, he has repeatedly offered strange strategies and become an outstanding strategist of a generation.

The reason why Chu Ling remembered this story was that he felt that compared to the mysterious Huang Shigong in the story, the barefoot immortal's method of smelling and becoming stronger was even more unacceptable.

People just asked him to help pick up his shoes and put them on for him, but Daxian made people smell his stinky feet, even if Zhang Liang had a good temper, he was afraid that he would have to be flattened.

"Cut, if you don't grasp such a good opportunity, if you don't smell it, you won't smell it, I'm kind enough to help you don't appreciate it, don't blame me for your slow growth of immortal power in the future." ”

This love, the heart understands, the body is really difficult to accept, especially the nose, every nose hair is refusing to accept.

"By the way, you haven't told me yet, what gossip has been going on in Heavenly Court recently!" Chu Ling asked.

"Hey, what exciting news can there be, it's not the same as before, even if there is, I'm idle and wild, my ears and eyes are closed, where will I know?"

"Taishang Laojun succeeded in alchemy, don't you know very well?"

"This kind of news is not gossip, even cats and dogs know about it in the heavenly court, I don't know anymore, I'm afraid I'm going to be expelled from the immortal list. ”

This is also true, this kind of news has already spread all over the heavenly court, who doesn't know, who doesn't know?

Chu Ling, who was the only one who stayed in the earth realm, felt deep remorse, he had known that the gold in the heavenly court was so cheap, and he would never spend all his money in the world to buy it on a large scale.

"However, there is one thing, I don't know if you know, a few months ago, a strange thing happened, the Pan Tao Garden of Heavenly Court broke into an uninvited guest ......"

"This, I heard, there is a bold guy who went to steal the peach, did that person catch it?"

Chu Ling smiled bitterly in his heart, not only do I know, but that person is sitting opposite you, isn't it a surprise?

"No, it stands to reason that this kind of thing is enough to shake the Three Realms, but the Jade Emperor Venerable didn't make any movement, nor did he give any instructions, which made people wonder. ”

"This is not surprising, after all, under the strict guard of the Heavenly Court, it is not a glorious thing for someone to break through the siege and enter the Pan Tao Garden to steal, and the Jade Emperor definitely doesn't want people to know. ”

Listening to Chu Ling's analysis, the barefoot immortal shook his head and disagreed.

"The Seven Fairies were deceived by Dong Yong's guy who asked for money and no money, and had no power, this matter is not the Jade Emperor's decree, let the Seven Fairies who were in private return to Heaven at three o'clock in the afternoon, and the husband and wife said goodbye, and a year later, the Seven Fairies sent their sons down to earth, what a big ugly thing is that? The Jade Emperor didn't hide it, I think this little thing is strange. ”

"Then what do you think?" Chu Ling also pondered that something was not right.

It stands to reason that someone steals peaches, at least it is a criminal offense, stealing peaches with a value comparable to the treasures of the world, which can prolong life, a million times stronger than hyaluronic acid, and the price must be more than 3,000, even immeasurable, and the crime is definitely not light.

To put it mildly, it would be serious, and openly challenging the authority of the Heavenly Court would be simply lawless.

For this kind of peach thief, the Jade Emperor will not suppress it silently, even if he is not publicly executed, he will catch him in private and beat him with a cactus for 10,000 big mouths.

Why don't you just ask?

The big thief is himself, although it was stolen by the system, but he can't get rid of the peach and enjoy the juicy and delicious formal self.

"There's only one reason. The barefoot immortal said solemnly.