On the dark red green dragon wood desk in the room, there was a small transparent white jade incense burner, and the faint scent of ambergris filled the whole room. The furnishings are simple but very exquisite, with two rosewood chairs on either side of the desk, a tall mirror for grooming, a large bed, and a soft and thick quilt covering Wang Lang.

Wang Lang looked at all this in confusion and said to himself, "What the hell is this?"

"Bedroom," a voice said.

"Who are you?" Wang Lang looked around in horror, only to hear his voice and not see anyone.

"I'm your grandfather," the voice added.

"I'm your grandfather!" Wang Lang said angrily.

Syllable...... Syllable...... Syllable...... Wang Lang involuntarily waved his hands left and right on his face.

With a squeak, the door was gently pushed open, and a handsome little girl of fifteen or sixteen years old walked in, with a freshly boiled golden bird's nest porridge on a tray in her hand.

"Little master, what's wrong with you, why are you slapping yourself in the face?" the little maid looked at Wang Lang in surprise.

Wang Langxin said: I don't want to beat myself, but I can't stop! I can't speak!

Syllable...... Syllable...... Syllable......

"The little young master is awake, the little young master is slapping himself, the little young master is crazy......" The little maid threw the plate and roared and rushed away!

Wang Lang rubbed his swollen face like a pig's head in pain, dizzy, and there seemed to be 10,000 little bees flying in his head......

There was a noise outside the door, and in came a tall and mighty old man with a white beard.

"You're awake!" said the old man.

"Who are you?" Wang Lang looked at the old man with half-squinted puffy eyes.

"Bastard, drinking and losing your memory? I'm your grandfather!"

"Lao Tzu is your grandfather, Lao Tzu is still your ancestor!" Wang Lang will be depressed and want to die, Nima's, where did this pop up a so-called grandfather.

"Little brute, you're looking for a fight. After the old man finished speaking, he waved a big slap and slapped Wang Lang in the face.

Wang Lang's eyes were closed, his face stretched forward, and he was waiting to be beaten.

"Old thing, you dare to beat my good grandson. A voice behind the old man said.

"Madame is here, I'm playing with our grandson, it's too late to feel distressed, how can I be willing to beat him. The old man bowed and smiled.

An old lady with a little pale hair walked quickly to the bed, hugged Wang Lang and said, "Lang'er, you are awake, you have slept for three days and three nights, and you are not allowed to drink so much wine outside in the future!"

Wang Lang looked at the kind old woman in front of him and said, "Who are you?"

"Good grandson, I'm grandma! Well, why is your face swollen like this?"

"Come here, old thing, why did you not slap your grandson in the face?" the old woman roared.

The old woman said with tears in her eyes: "Lang'er has been your grandson for more than ten years, you will be his grandson once, how can you drop it?"

The old man bowed his head ninety degrees, his hands pressed against the seams of his trousers on both sides, and he did not say a word. Xindao: What kind of bastard is this, it is natural for Lao Tzu to be his grandfather, of course, what did he become when I was my grandfather?

"I did it myself. Wang Lang was physically and mentally exhausted, and after speaking, his eyes rolled and he fainted.

"Prodigal ...... Wanderer...... Old thing, don't you hurry up and call someone to the palace to call the chief imperial doctor, Dr. Wang, and let Qian'er come back by the way. The old woman yelled.

"Steward Wu, you can go on a trip yourself. The old man said to the door.

"Yes, sir. The sound of the wind breaking outside the door faded away.

"The little boy is just drinking too much, his mind is a little confused, his body is a little weak, and his face is swollen and only a skin injury, if it is not in the way, please relax the old prince and his wife. ”

Wang Lang was dazed and heard the sound of the words in his ears, and his eyes were half-open to see an old man bowing to another grandfather.

"Little villain, you're awake!" A graceful and luxurious woman wearing a phoenix crown and a phoenix robe got up from the chair, sat on the edge of the bed, helped Wang Lang's upper body up, and leaned on herself.

Wang Lang smelled the scent of the beautiful woman's body like blue and musk deer, and said, "You are the queen's mother?"

The beautiful woman looked at Wang Lang lovingly and said: "You little villain, what a mother, I am my aunt, I am not allowed to drink outside in the future, and I will be naughty outside, my aunt is really angry." ”

Why is there another queen aunt?

The slapping grandfather, the scolding grandfather, grandma, the queen's aunt, Wang Lang's head began to fly again......

"Most of the little bastards have drunk and ruined their brains, and they don't know anyone anymore. ”

"Old thing, do you curse your grandson like that? a little brute, a little bastard. I think you're a brute and a bastard. ”

"Daddy, mother, don't quarrel with your two elders, Doctor Wang said it's okay. ”

"The queen, the old prince, the lady, Weichen went to dispense medicine for the little prince and retired first. ”

"Someone came to send the imperial doctor. The old prince said.

The old lady is still as strong as ever! The old prince is the first person in the army, and he is so unbearable at home!

It's pitiful! It's sad! It's a pity! It's still a good lady in my family, respectful to each other, and raising her eyebrows! Imperial Doctor Wang walked out of the door with a broken heart.

"Lang'er, you should rest early, my grandfather and grandma and I went out first. The queen mother finished speaking and walked out of the door with everyone.

Wang Lang lay on the bed, thinking wildly.

"Hehe, Xiao Langlang hasn't figured it out yet?" The voice said again.

"Who the hell are you, and how am I here?"

"Close your eyes, don't speak, and relax your whole body. ”

Wang Lang will learn to be obedient, and he knows that he will be beaten if he is disobedient. Then I felt a slight tremor all over my body, and when I opened my eyes, I came to a huge space.

The purple qi in the space was dense, and the purple qi in front of it was unusually thick, and it was impossible to see inside. On the left there is a large round platform three feet square,

On the right are two pools of water, one crystal clear and the other milky white viscous liquid with no depth in sight.

"Where is this?"

"In your mind, it's also called the space of consciousness. You go to the pool of clean water and wash your face first. A voice said from behind the fog.

Wang Lang walked to the pool and washed his face, and instantly felt that his brain was unusually clear, his face was not swollen, and he felt warm and comfortable all over his body.

"I remember when my freshman year was on vacation, there was a sudden lightning and thunder on the way, and it rained heavily, and then a flash of lightning disappeared. Wang Lang recalled.

"You were struck by lightning, and I brought you into this world. ”

"Is it the time travel written in the web novel?"

"Well, you can understand it that way. ”

"Then please put me back on, I don't want to stay here. ”

"Again...... I'm just going to wear you back, and if you want to wear it back, it's up to you. ”

"What did I say you came through? Are you being unreasonable? So many people, why do you have to pass me through?"

"I only saw you and a dog behind me on the street, so I had to walk you through. ”

"Then why don't you bring the dog through?"

"You want to be beaten again, what kind of bullshit?"

"I Wang Lang has no ambitions, I just want to finish college, find a stable job, and then marry a wife and have children, and live this life peacefully. ”

"Your current surname is Gui, and your name is Ah Lang. If you want to go back, it's up to you to see what you're capable of in the future!"

"And remember, I'm not anything, grandpa, master, you choose one!"

"Master!" Ah Lang bowed to the thick fog against his will.

"Haha...... Let's play a little game, you go to the round platform and sit down cross-legged. ”

Ah Lang walked up to the round platform and sat down cross-legged, looking left and right curiously. There was a sudden sound above, and Ah Lang looked up, and a strand of electric light the thickness of a hair came down his head and sank into his head.

"Wow......" Ah Lang jumped three feet high, and then fell straight to the ground, his clothes were ragged, his whole body was as black as charcoal from head to toe, and black smoke kept coming out of his ears, nose, and mouth...... His hands and feet twitched like chicken feet......

An invisible force gently lifted Ah Lang and put him in the clear water pool. In an instant, Ah Lang felt a warm current wash over his body. Comfortable, so comfortable! The charred color of the body slowly receded, and it returned to its normal complexion. Ah Lang slowly rubbed his chest with his hands, looked down and saw that there were two dark blue characters tattooed on his left chest, "Lang'er", what are I doing with my name tattoo......?

"Damn, no......" Ah Lang hurriedly jumped out of the pool, it was really gone! There was only a handful of "Ula grass" left.

"What did you do to me?

"Don't yell, be calm, what's wrong?"

"Where's my second brother?"

"Oh, you said that thing! Yes, the teacher just helped you hide it in your lower abdomen, relax, no drops!

"Why am I peeing after this?"

"It doesn't affect your urine, just squat. ”

"I'm not a woman, why do I have to squat, these big and small ones will have to squat in the future...... Besides, I'm still a chick, and I haven't ...... yet" Ah Lang couldn't help but have hair standing on end all over his body when he thought of this, and his legs and stomach were cramping.

"Being a teacher is for your good, you are young and strong-blooded, and lewdness is the first precept, you must keep your virgin body, you know?"

Ah Lang was speechless to the extreme......

"You put a finger into the milky pool, dip it and eat it, just remember the fingertip. ”

Ah Lang walked to the milky white pool, stretched out his index finger and dipped it gently, holding it in his mouth, and instantly felt the liquid flow into his abdomen

, the blood veins of the whole body are boiling......

Wow...... A stream of black blood spurted out of Ah Lang's mouth and evaporated before it reached the ground.

"Alright, the dark wound on your body has been removed, and you're fine. ”

"How can I have a dark wound?"

"When you were born, you were plotted with a broken meridian and a broken pulse, and if you don't treat it, you won't live to be twenty years old. Let's find out the truth in the future, because I don't know the teacher, even if I know, I won't tell you......!

This old thing is purely hanging people's appetite and paralyzing, Ah Lang said in his heart.

Syllable...... Syllable...... Syllable...... Ah Lang began to wave his hands on his face again.

"Let's go wash your face by the clear water pool!"

Ah Lang rubbed the pig's head and came to the pool, and after washing his face, he returned to his handsome face.

"Remember that in the future, not only with your mouth, but also in your heart, you are not allowed to scold me, and scolding again is not a slap in the face. ”

"Can you know what I'm thinking?"

"Of course, all the masters in the world are ...... I don't know, I just know what you think. ”