Thirteen sexual encounters, weak legs, and ghosts
Tian Li didn't seem to be in a state, and I said to him: "What are you doing, just now I took a mobile phone and kept tinkering." The topic now is Cheng Gang, didn't you say that you can't be emotional? You don't stop either? ”
Tian Li smiled, picked up a string of beef and put it in his mouth, and said: "There is true love in the world, besides, An Yi has been working for several years, and he has a lot of money in his hand, so he just invested in Cheng Gang." You don't know, a fire made his business cold, and he had to buy a lot of things, which was difficult. ”
Eating a woman's meal? Is this still a group of people I know? If you think about it carefully, having a woman to eat is also a kind of ability and a manifestation of charm.
Speaking of charm, Cheng Gang is definitely the highest in our group, and there is no one.
Once after playing all-night mahjong at Tian Li's house, Cheng Gang lost all day. After breakfast, Cheng Gang went back alone. The rest of us didn't feel sleepy, and decided to fight a few landlords.
An hour later, Cheng Gang came back again, still holding 500 yuan and a room card in his hand.
It turned out that Cheng Gang wanted to walk for a while and then take the bus back, and met a woman dressed in fashion and dragging a suitcase on the way. The woman said that he was ready to go back to SH and wanted to leave a memorial in this city, so he took Cheng Gang to open a house.
Cheng Gang was not afraid of getting sick and did not refuse. After the matter was done, the woman left 500 yuan and left.
This incident simply refreshed our collective three views at that time.
After eating the skewers, Tian Li led the way, and we took a taxi. I looked at Tian Li in the back seat and had to sigh.
We're all changing, and we don't know if it's growth, it's good or bad. Who is the most terrible person in the world, and the poor are the most terrible.
It is possible for the poor to do anything in order to make a living, to survive.
"Hey, Tian Li, is this going to the bar?" The taxi I saw stopped at the door of the bar. When he got on the bus, he said to the taxi master, "Street Entrance", and I thought that there was a place for singing at Street Entrance.
After getting off the taxi, Tian Li said to me: "When I was eating skewers just now, Lili happened to send me a message on QQ, I couldn't say that I was going to sing, so I had to say that it was a bar, but she said she was coming." ”
"Your uncle, you have a sister, what about me and Yu Xi?" Wang Dian was a little angry.
"It's okay, if she didn't bring her sister here, there are little bees in the bar, just 100 yuan for the Taiwan fee, the same hi." When did this guy become so familiar with bars?
I know Tian Li too well, he saw that Cheng Gang had found a "wallet", and he probably wanted to find one too. It's just that he is not Cheng Gang, he has a girlfriend. And he loves face very much, I'm worried that he made his own wallet and caused a backyard.
The bar at 11 p.m. is the time to get high. The passionate lights accompanied by the mocking DJ made the men and women on the stage dance with enthusiasm and twisting their waists.
The air is filled with the smell of cigarettes and alcohol, as well as the scent of various conditioners, hair waxes, gel waters, and perfumes.
Lili then arrived, bringing only a girl, Xuanxuan, whom I knew and had accompanied He Wen.
Tian Li asked Wang Dian in a low voice: "When did they have such a beautiful girl in their store, why don't I know it?" ”
"You ask me, who do I ask? You'll be all right when I go. ”
Lili said: "Xuanxuan heard that Yu Xi was there, so she followed. Some of the other girls are on stage, and some don't like bars. ”
This is all named, and the distribution problem is easy to say. Tian Li called the familiar bar marketing, called three girls, and Wang Dian chose one.
I secretly stuffed 200 yuan to Wang Dian, Wang Dian didn't want it, I said I would spend it tonight. Although it is only a tip of 100, Wang Dian's temperament is too much to drink, and he will definitely give more face.
The six of us sat in a booth, a bottle of Ballantine's and twenty-four beers. In line with the idea of helping Wang Dian get rid of the little bees around him, he ordered a cocktail of "not going home tonight" for each of the three girls.
Xuanxuan smiled and said, "What do you want to do tonight, you want to get me drunk!" ”
I shook my head: "I've heard Doudou say that you drink too much, and I can't drink yours." Besides, it's not you who I want to do. After speaking, he glanced at the girl who accompanied Wang Dian.
"You men, there's really nothing good." Xuanxuan said.
"yes, I'm not a good bird either." I thought of Zhang Yue again.
"I know about your girlfriend." Xuanxuan raised her wine glass: "Don't think about it so much, there is no grass at the end of the world, I will be by your side." Come, drink, I'll be happy with you tonight! ”
This is really something to say. It seems that this group of buddies has talked about Zhang Yue a lot outside.
"That's really slippery, it seems to be a ** lake." Touched a glass.
She pinched my arm: "I'm not a casual person, I just like you, I'm very cold when I change someone else." ”
Yes, is this the second time I've been confessed to my face?
It turns out that the people in their store often comment on the customers who come and go. Doudou didn't say a lot of good things about me, and that Sister Wu also said that I was different from Tian Li. Saying that I don't know how to disguise, that I'm very simple, that I should be a person who trusts others easily.
"Some people can feel it when they look at it, and after a long time, they will look better and better, and to me you are those people." Xuanxuan said.
"Don't kiss me, let's go, go up." Wang Dian drank too much, and he went up again.
I have to say that Xuanxuan's figure is really good, and it is so comfortable to hold, which makes people reverie. Maybe it's because I haven't been close to girls for some periods of time, so I feel this way.
In the end, I don't know how I was helped to the hotel by Xuanxuan, and it was noon when I woke up.
Looking at Xuanxuan, who was naked next to her, the evil fire rose again. Just about to lie on top of her, Xuanxuan woke up and blocked me with her hands.
"You've come back four times, you're not tired, I'm still tired!" Xuanxuan said pitifully.
I went, and it was broken, the first time I drank it. Four times? I don't remember once, so it wouldn't have lied to me.
When I got out of bed and went to the toilet, I believed it. The trash can was unpacked four times, and the legs were weak and almost unsteady.
"When you drink too much, you feel like a different person. It's very domineering, and it's very weak. It's sad that when I was there, I called the names of other girls. Xuanxuan's expression was very complicated: "It's just that people can't hate it, she has already passed away, don't torture yourself anymore." ”
It's over, and the fragment is drunk and crazy. I apologized and told her, "I'm sorry! I guess it's broken, I don't remember anything. After saying that, he handed her two hundred yuan.
"What? When I sell meat? "She doesn't answer.
"No, tomorrow Tanabata, when my little heart!" She only accepted it.
"For your sake, come up." This charming seduction is really addictive.
"Forget it, I don't have the strength."
"One last chance!"
"No, I still want to live, and I'm afraid that this life will be put on hold if I come again." When it comes to Zhang Yue, I really don't feel any mood: "What about them? ”
"The next two rooms, the room opened by your brother named Sister."
"Take a shower and get up, I'll call the door, it's time to eat." I've washed it.
They left each other's phone numbers, and after eating, they went back to their respective homes. When I was separated from Tian Li, I said, "Don't go overboard, you and Lu Sha have both met each other's parents!" ”
"Don't worry, I'm measured, and we're ready to get married when I graduate."
On the way back, I met Zhang Yan and Wang Jue who came back from grocery shopping, Zhang Yan said: "I was about to call you and ask you to drink, but I didn't expect to run into you." ”
"Aren't you supposed to be at work? I've just eaten it too! I replied.
"Eat more, mainly drink."
Your uncle, I was scared when I saw the two-pot bottle you mentioned, and I was still drinking. I said, "The second pot head is a little too ruthless, this hot day, just beer." ”
"I don't know how much alcohol you drink? It's okay! Just quit my job and am in a bad mood. ”
How much do I drink? That's all hard work, okay. People around me talk about me like you, what should I do in the future! I said, "Okay, just a drink, I drank a little bit yesterday and I'm still dizzy." ”
As soon as I entered their rented house, there were bags all over the floor. I said, "You two don't know how embarrassing it looks like this." ”
Wang Jue disagreed: "I'm not embarrassed, what are you embarrassed?" He woke up in the middle of the night every night, lay on top of me, and continued to sleep after dividing five by two, regardless of whether I wanted it or not. ”
Yes, you YC girls are so cheerful and can say anything. I consciously picked up the broom and helped them clean up the mess, and they started cooking.
Zhang Yan's company's top boss is a girl, and he can't stand the pressure every day. Moreover, the company often worked overtime all night, and there was no overtime allowance, so Zhang Yan resigned.
I thought that a cup of two pots could handle it, but the fifty-six degree two-pot head was really strong.
"That's the way it is in this city, there are too many college students, and jobs are in high demand and the wages are low," I said. Don't be angry, there is no room for the master here, the master has his own place to go, you say, right? ”
And he said, "I'm really dizzy, go back to sleep first, and you eat slowly." After saying that, he got up and left.
Wang Jue rushed out of the door: "Yu Xi, how are you and Ma Qin?" ”
I didn't look back: "Bird-like!" I'm not in the mood to talk about it right now! ”
said that Cao Cao Cao called, and before he entered the door, he received a call from Ma Qin: "Yu Xi, come here, Cheng Lirong was beaten!" ”
I'll go, she's been beaten up, what's the matter with me? I replied, "And then?" ”
"Shouldn't you answer whether it's serious or not, who beat it?"
"So, is it serious? Who beat him? ”
"It's serious, I was beaten by you."
My head was big: "Nonsense, I never hit a girl." ”
"You forgot that you kicked her and punched her twice when you saved her?"
It's, I forgot. I said, "No, it's been a few months, and it still hurts?" ”
"It's very painful, you can help her buy some Wahaha when you come."
I was stunned: "You heard it right, Wahaha is not medicine." ”
"She likes to drink Wahaha, and it doesn't hurt when she drinks it."
"Why don't you buy it, I have to run all the way over?"
"I'm menstruating, my stomach hurts, you can help me bring some bananas by the way."
What's going on, I'm an errand runner. Forget it, I did hit her, and I was a little embarrassed, although it was in the spirit of saving people. No, it's self-preservation.
They lived on the twenty-second floor, and when they clicked on twenty-two, the elevator showed that it was full.
The door was still open, but there was only one person inside, a middle-aged man.
After I went in, there was a "Dididi" sound, indicating that it was "overloaded".
I muttered, "What kind of bad elevator is this, and the two of them are also overloaded?" Could it be an elevator ghost? ”
The middle-aged man behind me ran out of the elevator with a "swish", which made me goosebumps all over my body.
After he went out, the elevator door closed, and my heart "thumped", because the elevator just wouldn't go up after pressing twenty-two, and the door wouldn't open.
The elevator was still full, and I suddenly felt like hell.
My mother told me that if I met a ghost, or if a ghost hit a wall, or something like that. Just pinch your ring finger with your thumb and recite the Guanyin Sutra, and the ghost won't see you.
"Nan no Guanyin Bodhisattva. There is no Buddha in the south. South can't. Nan Wu Monk. There is a cause with the Buddha. Affinity with the Buddha. Dharma causes. I'm always happy, I'm quiet..."I pinched my ring finger and whispered in my mouth.
The elevator started, and I was even more afraid, this uncle really encountered a ghost, or an elevator ghost.