Chapter 14 - Wow, this anchor is a real beast
When he heard this voice, Gao Xiao was stunned...
Thousands of people in the live broadcast room were also stunned.
Woman... Female? Gao Xiao actually matched a woman?
it... What the hell is this?
"Wow... What kind of luck is this, why did he match a female player in a single double row? ”
"After the old man has been eating chicken for a thousand hours, he has been mixed in single, double, and four rows, and he has never matched the young lady... The anchor is kidding, right? ”
"I'm not convinced!! Wow... It's so uncomfortable, why can the anchor be matched with a young lady? ”
"Tsk, the voice is good, Gao Xiao, pick it up, we don't want to watch the chicken, we want to see you flirt with the little sister."
"That's it, pick it up, don't be cowardly."
The audience in the live broadcast room is constantly coaxing, and the single and double rows have to match a young lady, which is what kind of luck it takes to be able to do it.
You don't see the big brother matching back and forth just now, just want to find a young lady to play with, if you let him know, Gao Xiao met instead, I don't know how wonderful his face is.
After a short silence, Gao Xiao also quickly came back to his senses, this voice didn't look like a voice changer, he said directly: "Hey, young lady, why are you alone in a single double row?" ”
"I forgot to unmatch my teammates." The other party's answer was also very straightforward, Gao Xiao listened to it, and immediately said happily: "How long have you been playing this game?" ”
"Uh... It's been more than a hundred hours."
"In this way, do you usually watch live broadcasts?" Gao Xiao said with a smile, he controlled the character to walk in front of the young lady, shaking his head from side to side.
"What live?" The other party is also dumbfounded.
"It's a game live broadcast, have you heard of Betta Live?"
"No... I never look at those. ”
Gao Xiao's face was suddenly full of black lines, this young lady is a little too upright... It's a bit different from the script I imagined.
The audience in the live broadcast room was holding their stomachs and laughing, and when they saw Gao Xiao's unskilled flirtatious level, they almost wanted to drag Gao Xiao down and replace him.
"I'm laughing to death, Gao Xiao's colored pen, I won't flirt with my sister."
"Hahaha, it's so funny, anchor, or you teach me to play games, and I'll teach you to flirt with my sister?"
"That's right, your level of flirting, three-year-old children can't stand it, and they deserve to be a single dog."
Gao Xiao watched these viewers gloating here, and gritted his teeth with hatred, this group of goods actually laughed at themselves for being single dogs?
"That's... Your little dress looks so good, can you take it off so I can wear it? At this time, the young lady also tilted her head, and seemed to look at the ornaments on the Gao Xiao.
In the game of PUBG, accessories are very valuable, such as a small black skirt, the current market price is thousands of RMB, not to mention that there is a red scarf on his account.
These can now be said to be out-of-print suits, but Gao Xiao has them, because he bought it at the beginning of this game, there will not be so many players, and the price is relatively cheap, and then the game became popular, and the price of these accessories is naturally rising.
Hearing this, Gao Xiao suddenly became messy, and subconsciously said, "You want to take off my clothes?" ”
"Phew, why are you talking so hooligan? I mean, take off your little dress for your game character, take it off and let me see it, and I'll buy one if it looks good." The other party shook his head and said at the same time, manipulating the character and waving his small fist to attack Gao Xiao.
"Oh, oh, that's it." Gao Xiao's eyes rolled and said, "Then tell me what your name is first?" ”
"Just call me Xiao Wu." The other party is also very casual and authentic.,I don't know if this is a real name or a fake name.
"Xiao Wu, the name is very nice." Gao Xiao also opened the panel with a smile, took off his little skirt, and said, "Then you have to lie down your pants for me."
"Hmm... Wait, I said why are you such a hooligan, can you talk properly? Xiao Wu's tone was a little annoyed, waving her small fist and hitting Gao Xiao's character.
Gao Xiao: ......
The audience in the live broadcast room is slapping the table and laughing, where is this Gao Xiao flirting with girls? It's just a hooligan.
"Put your pants on, I'll give you the dress." Gao Xiao couldn't help but smile, Xiao Wu snorted coldly, also changed into a little black dress, and said to himself: "It's pretty good-looking, I'll buy one later."
"It's pretty good, do you want to take off your skirt again and give it back to me?" Gao Xiao is very unconscionable.
"You're such a hooligan..."Xiao Wu was completely speechless, how could a good sentence, coming out of Gao Xiao's mouth, it seemed a little wrong.
The next moment, the countdown ended, the screen turned, it was already on the plane, Gao Xiao temporarily blocked the public channel, converted it to the team channel, and said: "That... Xiao Wu, where are we dancing? ”
"Don't call me Xiao Wu, it's not a loss with you!" Xiao Wu gritted her teeth and said, "I'm going to wait for the last free fall!" ”
Gao Xiao's face is full of black lines, and finally free fall? What kind of routine is this... Because on the plane, you can choose the direction of the fall with the F key, and the so-called free fall is that at the end of the arrival route, the plane will automatically throw you out, and it will automatically fall down.
In this case, skydiving is often a "dead person" who has dropped the line, and there is a high probability that he will fall into the sea and drown.
At present, this route is flying from the airport to the top, and the final landing should be near S City...
"But why wait for free fall?" Gao Xiao asked puzzled.
"You know what, my sister told me, this way you can pick up the "dead chicken", I can pretend to be disconnected, free fall, and I can kill those players who are disconnected." Xiao Wu's voice was full of pride.
Gao Xiao was stunned... Can there still be such an operation?
The audience in the live broadcast room all laughed, obviously this kind of behavior is not new to them...
"666, this young lady has won the ultimate meaning of this game, pick up the dead chicken!"
"My fellow travelers, this young lady is very cute, Gao Xiao took her down!"
"I feel sorry for a wave of high owls, who obviously have the strength to come out of the airport alive, but they want to pick up dead chickens."
"Shocked!! The master of the FPS game, playing PUBG, was reduced to picking up dead chickens..."
"This terrier can laugh for a long time..."
Gao Xiao opened his mouth, and only after a few seconds did he come back to his senses and said, "No, Xiao Wu, let's dance P City, there are a lot of things here."
"No, there are too many houses over there, and it's too troublesome to search."
Gao Xiao: ????
To be honest, after playing this game for so long, it was the first time he saw that someone would actually dislike too many houses in P City and not jump this place as an excuse.
"Don't, or let's jump to S City." Gao Xiao persuaded hard.
"No, I haven't been to S City."
Gao Xiao: ......