Chapter 531: Confession Maniac
Luo Youcheng had been thinking about Pipi Sauce in the hand of the Water Ghost King, and he pretended to say casually:
"Pipsqueak is pitiful, short-lived. Now that there is no spraying glue, this family is going extinct. ”
The Water Ghost King said sadly, "Who says it's not? ”
"Good thing we still have the nutrient solution, how many skins are still alive now?"
"Twelve." The Water Ghost King became more and more sad, "To be honest, I don't know how long the nutrient solution can last for them. ”
"Did anyone evolve into Pipi-chan? Pipi Sauce has a much longer lifespan. ”
Luo Youcheng skillfully led the topic to Pipi Sauce, and the Water Ghost King was defenseless, and said honestly:
"Plus my body, three in all."
Luo Youcheng sat down beside the Water Ghost King, put his arm around his shoulders and said affectionately:
"Uncle He, Grandpa He, let's discuss. You can also see the situation outside, and the pressure on the academy is getting bigger and bigger......"
"I've already given you three, don't make any more of Pippi's ideas." The Water Ghost King is an old clever ghost with a very quick mind.
Luo Youcheng said shamelessly: "Isn't it outside, we are now a family, what are you and mine." ”
The Water Ghost King threw up: "Pipsqueak is my child, my life. You took them away, how can the family live? ”
Luo Youcheng used an honorific title: "You are now a member of the academy, and the young people in the academy are your children." ”
The Water Ghost King didn't appreciate it: "I don't want to join the academy, the gentleman of the academy bullies the lonely old man." ”
At this moment, the water ghost king said that he was an old man again. He usually looks normal, but he is like an old child.
Luo Youcheng comforted: "In terms of age, you can be my grandfather, I, Luo Youcheng, have always respected my elders, how can I bully you?" ”
The Water Ghost King pretended to wipe his tears and continued to mess around: "You just bullied me." ”
Luo Youcheng looked at this faceless old man, and an idea came to his mind: "I never bully the elderly, I will only care about them and love them." You're not a lonely old man, you still have me. I can recognize you as a godfather, and I will give you a pension. ”
As soon as Luo Youcheng's shameless confession mode was turned on, even the skinless water ghost king couldn't stand it, and he let out a long "hiss" as if he had a toothache.
The Water Ghost King ruthlessly revealed: "As far as I know, except for your grandparents and eldest sister, the other relatives are all recognized by you, right?" ”
He lived in the academy for more than two years and was clear to Mr. Xiao's relatives.
"Hmm." The madman nodded calmly, "That's good, everyone is an orphan, huddle together for warmth, care for each other, love each other, and love each other's family." ”
"If I were a useless old man, would you recognize me as a grandfather?"
Luo Youcheng said very seriously: "When I recognized my brother, he was still a little kid who only knew how to walk around the dung pit. My little sister is a coward who is scared when she is a little troubled, and she has barely grown up in the past six months. And my third sister, at that time, she had just learned to communicate with animals, and she was as thin as a white bone spirit, and I didn't dislike it. ”
After a pause, Luo Youcheng made a very solemn statement: "I recognize relatives, what I look at is the edge of the eyes, and what I talk about is fate. If you look at the right eye, that's your dearest. ”
Perhaps moved by Luo Youcheng's words, the Water Ghost King fell into a long exam. At the end, he asked:
"Do you only recognize me as a grandfather?"
"I can't guarantee it, there is also a grandfather I also want to recognize, he has saved my life and has helped me a lot. His name is Jiang Lianxing, and he is now treating people infected with the virus in Lishui Bay. "The madman can't stop the car.
"So, I'm not the only one?"
Luo Youcheng said: "You are old, you are a grandfather. Grandpa Jiang is the second grandfather. ”
"Oh." The Water Ghost King began to ponder again, and he didn't know what was going on in his head, and after a long time, he looked at Luo Youcheng suspiciously:
"Can you really send me to the end? If you look at me now, I may live to be 200 years old, and I can't tell who will send it to whom. ”
Luo Youcheng said with a smile: "You relied on Pipi sauce to maintain your youthful state." You don't know how long Pipi Sauce can survive, right? When Pipi Sauce is gone, who are you relying on? I don't need Pipi sauce, and I have at least three hundred years of life, so you can rest assured, your aftermath is on me. ”
"What, three hundred years old? Is it interesting to lie to me about an old man? The Water Ghost King was a little annoyed.
"Not only me, but all my loved ones, can live to this age. Look at my grandparents, are they very energetic? Hehe, this is still a conservative estimate, maybe 500 years. That's the benefit I give to my loved ones. Luo Youcheng began to tempt naked.
"Don't lie to me?"
Luo Youcheng raised his right hand and said, "I, Mr. Shui'an, have no jokes. ”
The Water Ghost King hugged Luo Youcheng and shouted affectionately: "Good grandson, grandpa has finally found you." ”
Luo Youcheng also said shamelessly: "Grandpa, I want to kill my grandson." ”
"Good grandson."
"Grandpa."
"Hey, good grandson."
The two made love for a while, and Luo Youcheng pulled his grandfather to the main house.
"Good grandson, where are you taking me?"
"Blessings and longevity for your old man."
Ten minutes later, the Water Ghost King took a capsule and asked suspiciously:
"Are you saying that if you eat this little pill, you can live for a hundred more years? You're not making fun of the old man, are you? ”
"You can eat it with confidence, and in two days, you will be able to feel its benefits."
Waiting for the Water Ghost King to take the pill, Luo Youcheng revealed his hideous face.
"Grandpa, if you eat my poison pill, you will only be at my mercy in the future."
The Water Ghost King's face turned as white as snowflakes, "I knew you weren't well-intentioned. He put his hand in his mouth and began to gag.
Luo Youcheng laughed, "Lie to you." The pill not only prolongs life, but also boosts physical strength. Look at my daughter-in-law, she can carry hundreds of kilograms of things with one hand. ”
"Really?"
"Let's go, I'll take you to meet my grandparents, and you can talk to them."
……
"What, you kid recognized a grandfather again?" This was Shen Wentong's first reaction.
"It's not that you don't know your grandson's temperament," in contrast, Mi Susu was much more generous, she blamed the old man, and said with a smile to the Water Ghost King, "We are a family, you are a successful grandfather, we are a successful grandfather, and we are also in-laws." ”
The Water Ghost King smiled solemnly: "Yes, in-laws." That one...... In-laws...... Grandma Cheng, does that little pill really work? ”
Mi Susu was stunned for a moment, and did not react for a while. Shen Wentong said:
"Of course it works, I'm in good health now, at least twenty years younger. I have to ...... with his grandmother every night Hey, you know. Mi Susu glared at Shen Wentong and scolded: "An old thing that is not serious." ”
……
After coming out of the main house, the water ghost king was worried, and he said to Luo Youcheng:
"Listen to your grandfather, that thing also has an aphrodisiac effect. I'm a lonely old man, this ...... What can I do? ”
Luo Youcheng said with a smile: "Don't listen to my grandfather's nonsense, the function of the capsule is to strengthen the body and prolong life." If you are in good health, you can naturally toss if you have the conditions, and it will not affect you if you have no conditions. You've lived with Pippa for so many years, how has it affected you? ”
"I see." The Water Ghost King was finally relieved.
"Grandpa, I won't accompany you. Your granddaughter-in-law's sister is in a little trouble, and I need to go see her. ”
"What's the trouble?" The Water Ghost King asked curiously.
Luo Youcheng told her about the serious loss of vitality caused by the upgrade of the phoenix's ability, and he said that although he gave her another life extension capsule, he was not sure if the repeated use was effective.
"If only there was a Pippi sauce." After laying the groundwork for so long, Luo Youcheng can finally plan Pipi Sauce openly.
"Don't you have two Pippi sauces?"
"Wasn't this taken away by my second sister and second brother-in-law? They're on their honeymoon and will have to come back for a while. Far water can't quench your thirst. ”
Actually, there are two Pipi sauce, one is at the witch and one is at Xia Pingping. Luo Youcheng also mentioned Pipi Sauce to the Water Ghost King that he remembered its quick repair ability, and Pi Pi Sauce should be helpful for the recovery of the Phoenix.
"You...... You kid is beating me up on the idea of Pippi Sauce. ”
Luo Youcheng showed a harmless smile and did not deny it.
The Water Ghost King gritted his teeth, "I'll give you another Pipi sauce, this is the last time." ”
Luo Youcheng said with a smile: "Grandpa, Pipi sauce is also a waste when used on ghost servants. Why don't you give me two and keep one for yourself? ”
"No way."
"Grandpa, don't be so stingy. Think about it, you are now my grandfather, in the academy, equivalent to the role of the emperor. The people of the academy are also your people. My brothers and sisters, and yours...... Ahh Can you bear to watch your grandchildren and fellow villagers charge out and be indifferent? ”
The water ghost king was so entangled, he pestle in place for a while, then turned his head and walked towards Caiya Lake.
"Grandpa, where are you going?"
The Water Ghost King said sullenly, "Go back and get Pipi Sauce." ”
When Pipi Sauce Tita burrowed into the skin of the phoenix, the water ghost king's heart was dripping blood, but he wanted to force his face. His good grandson, just now asked his younger brothers, sisters, and wives to line up neatly, bow to him, and call him grandpa. He had to pretend to be an elder and a noble breeze.
Subsequently, Luo Youcheng triumphantly put another Pipi Sauce Kana into the culture tank. So far, there are four Pipi sauces belonging to Luo Youcheng: Pem, Daru, Tita and Kanna.
……
Three days later, news came from Lishui Bay that all the patients had recovered. The old Chinese medicine doctor Jiang Lianxing is also about to retire. That night, Luo Youcheng took Jiang Lianxing back to the inner courtyard and held a family banquet. A group of juniors bowed to Old Man Jiang and called him Second Grandfather.
Old man Jiang is not as hypocritical as the Water Ghost King, and he is also very happy about this group of young people. He didn't expect that after being lonely for more than 20 years, he would have a large group of grandchildren when he was old.
This night, the old Chinese medicine doctor, who is the most important to nourish his body, was drunk.