Chapter 208: Sister Swap - Stinks
Qiu Lizi: ... A little brother, everyone was about to collapse when he heard it, and he actually called himself a sister, so he wanted to slap her to death!
"I really don't think about it, we can 'cultivate immortals' and make a lot of money!"
"Don't think about it, the little brother's personality is very stubborn, he can't say no, he can't do it, and he can't send it if he walks slowly."
"Oh, well, then not reluctantly."
The middle-aged aunt turned around and left as she spoke, but she walked and turned back to look at Qiu Lizi with bad intentions.
The people watching the excitement gradually dispersed.
Bai Chen went to help Qiu Lizi very considerately, planning to find a quiet place first and see what to do next.
However, it seemed that people didn't appreciate it at all, Qiu Lizi shook off Bai Chen's outstretched hand with some disgust, "Let Hua'er come." ”
His body, only his lover can touch it.
Tao Mihua came back to his senses from his confusion, went over and hugged Qiu Lizi's waist, and then cried loudly, "Master, where are we!" I'm so scared! ”
Qiu Lizi was already seriously injured, and when he was hugged like this again, he snorted in pain, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead, but his language was very gentle, "Hua'er, don't hug your waist, just hold your arms." ”
It's just that the little Tao Mihua can help Qiu Lizi, who is seriously injured, to move one meter nine.
The two only supported each other and walked two steps, and Qiu Lizi fell very uncompetitively, and at the same time as he fell, all the weight was pressed on Tao Mihua's body.
Tao Mihua had a stomach upset recently, and when he was pressed like this, he couldn't help but be incontinent, and then a strange smell filled the entire square.
The crowd that was still walking back and forth in the square was so smoky that they left the scene quickly, and after a while, only the three masters and apprentices remained.
"Ahh Master, what should I do? Woooooo Tao Mihua was so anxious that she cried, she actually had diarrhea in front of the master!
Recently, Tao Mihua has always been unable to help but fart stinkingly, and he has been in front of the master several times, but it is the first time that he has diarrhea in front of the master.
Even Tao Mihua, who is only ten years old, actually understands that the master's doting on her has surpassed the master-apprentice relationship.
What woman doesn't like a beautiful man like Master?
Therefore, in Tao Mihua's heart, the master will definitely have an unusual relationship with her in the future.
But he actually lost a big ugly face in front of the master who might become his lover.
Will Master stop disliking her because of this?
Tao Mihua was nervous and ashamed, and wanted to faint to death without having to face such an embarrassing thing.
Bai Chen pretended not to know, the two masters and apprentices behind him fell, or Tao Mihua pulled it, and he was still striding out of the way in front of him.
Seeing the eldest apprentice walking farther and farther, Qiu Lizi was so angry that he vomited blood, and burst out, "Tao Mishuang, come back quickly." ”
Bai Chen rubbed his ears and turned around, looking very puzzled, "Hey, Master, why didn't you keep up?" ”
In fact, at this time, Bai Chen's heart was already overjoyed.
The invincible Qiu Lizi, your hard days are coming!
In a technological society, penniless, seriously injured, and still so good-looking, with a drag oil bottle by his side.
How can you live if you don't know anything about the world?
Thinking back to the expression of the middle-aged aunt just now, she will definitely not give up.
After such Qiu Lizi enters the club, it is possible to let the mermaid meat be shared.
Qiu Lizi endured his violent temper, "Your junior sister has a stomachache, where can you take her to clean up." ”
The apprentice pulled in front of him, and it was also the first time for Qiu Lizi, if he could use spells, this kind of thing, of course, was a trivial matter, and a dust removal spell would solve it.
But in the illusion of the fox fairy king, nothing can be used, and he has to find a place to clean and change his clothes.
"Ahh My sister has a stomachache? Bai Chen came to the two of them at this time, "Hmm... It's so stinky, junior sister, you actually pulled a thin poop in front of the beautiful man's master!
Oh, it's a shame, if this happens, you'd want to hit your head and die. Bai Chen frowned as he spoke, covering his nose.
Tao Mihua: ... Can you not open any pot and mention which pot?
The cold air in Qiu Lizi's body was about to freeze, but he had no choice but to suppress his fiery temper against the big apprentice who had been making noise but did nothing.
"Find a place with water to wash your junior sister, and then change your clothes."
"Ahh Master! Do you really want me to wash the poop for my sister? Bai Chen no longer admitted it, and resolutely objected, "Do you think it's appropriate?"
A genius girl like me can't do anything to help people wash and poop. ”
Tao Mihua: ... Please, don't take a bite of anymore, it's almost crumbling.
Bai Chen's non-cooperation really annoyed Qiu Lizi, and he held his breath, planning to give Bai Chen another coercion.
It's just that his coercion is useless, so he had to snort again, "It's an extraordinary time, what's wrong with you taking care of your senior sister as a senior sister?" ”
"It's okay to take care of her, but it's not okay to help her wash the and poop, even if you beat me to death, I won't do it." Bai Chen had an expression of wanting to kill and scrape whatever you wanted, and he was very stubborn.
Qiu Lizi really had no choice, so he could only sit on the ground and sulk, hoping that everything was just an illusion, and that the illusion of the fox fairy monarch would end soon.
For a while, I could only hear Tao Mihua's cries and the sound of cars on the highway.
After a while, Bai Chen's face was entangled again, and he looked enlightened again, "Senior sister, I'm sorry, you must have eaten the meat of the Demon Beast's Gang Men position, that's why you pulled the stinky poop." ”
Tao Mihua: ...
Qiu Lizi: ...
Tao Mihua couldn't withstand the blow anymore, it turned out that pulling the poop in front of the master was not the biggest blow.
The meat I ate during this time was the position of the demon beast, which was the most terrifying.
"Wow! Vomit! Vomit! Tao Mihua couldn't hold back his churning stomach, and began to vomit wildly on the ground with a wow, almost vomiting out his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys.
The whole square, even more smelly.
Tao Mihua, who was tortured and stinking, finally couldn't withstand the blow and fainted.
Qiu Lizi was completely speechless, he was born with a habit of cleanliness, and he couldn't think of a way to deal with the filthy and smelly heart.
Bai Chen also looked like a master of the six gods, and asked the master to make an idea.
There is no way to use spiritual power in this world, it should be suppressed by the Heavenly Dao, and Qiu Lizi, who is already in the Mahayana period, has completely become an ordinary person who is completely defenseless when he can't use spiritual power.
But Bai Chen is different, while cultivating immortals, she is also practicing martial arts, and the internal strength of her physical strength will not be affected.
In other words, she is now a martial arts master, and her strength is not a star and a half higher than Qiu Lizi, in such a plane, it will be much easier for her to abuse these two scumbags.
Qiu Lizi thought for a while, and finally decided to leave here first, so he commanded again: "It's almost past Fu Weishi." ”
"Oh, okay." Bai Chen walked over and planned to help him, but after thinking about it, Qiu Lizi, who felt eccentric, hated that others touched his body, so the outstretched hand retracted again.