Ready, go to sea
This pot of things is too powerful, I don't know if I'm hungry or what's wrong, all those newcomers came around, and even the little brother who was sleeping under the cabin ran up, came over and smelled it, and said: "Xisha is good, we can't eat a fish there for a lifetime." ”
The fat man pulled him away and scolded: "Slap the ass is the slap on the back, don't squirt the fucking saliva into it, disgusting or not?!" ”
The little brother pretended to be Zhang Bald, who saw that the fat man had never seen him, hurriedly shook hands with him, and said, "Hey, what a face!" What do you call it? ”
The fat man was very straight, looked at him, and asked Aning: "Who is this bald man?" ”
The little brother's face darkened when he heard this, and he said vigorously: "Please call me Mr. Zhang, or Professor Zhang." All right? ”
"Huh-" Mengli couldn't hold back her laughter, and suddenly everyone's eyes turned to her, and she said unhurriedly, "I'm sorry, I suddenly thought of a joke, and it wasn't the right time to laugh." ”
That's not what everyone thinks in their hearts, especially the little brother who is dressed as Zhang Bald.
The fat man also ignored the little brother playing Zhang Bald, Ah Ning saw that the atmosphere was not right, and said: "I forgot to introduce to you, this is Professor Zhang, and he is also one of our consultants this time." ”
When the fat man heard that he was really a professor, he didn't dare to be too presumptuous, so he hurriedly shook his hand and said, "Oh, I'm really sorry!" I really didn't see that you were a cultural person, I just kept my intestines, surnamed Wang, a rough person, don't take it to heart. ”
When the little brother pretended to be Zhang Bald heard this, he reluctantly smiled and said: "This cultural person and a rough person are all people!" Cultural people are not all coarse people, and the division of labor is different. ”
The fat man couldn't understand what he was talking about, so he had to laugh with him, but the little brother pretended to be Zhang Bald but didn't know what to do, and asked, "What kind of work is Mr. Wang doing?" ”
The fat man was stunned for a moment, only feeling awkward, but he couldn't behave too rough in front of cultural people, and said: "This, in layman's terms, I am actually an underground worker. ”
When he heard this, he couldn't help but be in awe, and said: "It turned out to be a public security soldier, disrespectful and disrespectful!" ”
When Mengli heard this, she hurriedly held back her laughter, and then said to the two of them: "You two don't have a flamboyant tongue, hurry up and eat!" ”
Then Mengli didn't care about them, and ate it as soon as she picked it up, the taste was really great.
The fat man ate a few bites, was addicted, and shouted for wine, A-Ning said: "How can this person who came out to fish bring wine out." ”
The fat man didn't believe it, ran to the cabin for a while, laughed and came out with a jar of wine, and the boss of the boat was shocked when he saw it, saying that it was a dragon lord who drank it, and came to grab it as he spoke.
The fat man was furious: "Why are you talking so much nonsense, just your broken wine, the Dragon Lord will definitely have to take your boat after drinking!" As he spoke, he took out a bottle of Erguotou from his bag and stuffed it to the boat boss: "Take it, change the taste for the Dragon King!" This is called the north-south wine cultural exchange, see it, the red star two pot heads, good things, you don't know what the hell is going on. ”
The boss of the boat stayed there, and he didn't know what to do, so the fat man took him as promised, tore open the seal, and poured a few of them on.
Mengli didn't drink, and after eating a few bites of fish, the fat man said to her, "Sister, you eat more to see your body." ”
Mengli smiled at him: "Fatty, you don't have to worry about me, let's let the innocent eat more!" ”
The fat man was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Hahahaha! That's right! The innocent little comrade should eat more! ”
"Huh?" Wu Xie was stunned for a moment, obviously not reacting.
A few people ate and drank heavily, and the clouds were swept up until the moon was overhead.
The fat man drank the last sip of wine, burped, patted his thighs and sat up straight, and said, "Everyone, we are full, and it is time to talk about serious things." ”
Wu Xie saw the fat man's face change, and couldn't help but cheer up, although this fat man is not very reliable, but his performance in the ancient tomb is still remarkable, at least in terms of experience, I don't know how many times better, he has never fought independently, and I don't know if he has to start a mobilization or something before the next fight, so he will be a student for the time being, and listen to what he has to say.
The fat man ate a lot, his stomach bulged, patted it and said: "This sea bucket, I have never poured it, I must deploy it in advance, so as not to be in a hurry when I go in, it is definitely not as good as a dry bucket, I will also see how the equipment you prepared for me first?" ”
A-Ning said: "Then you are somewhat sure of this time, we might as well plan first, and we also have a bottom in our hearts." ”
The fat man shook his head: "It's hard to say, according to my experience, this sea bucket, first, is difficult to locate, second, it is difficult to dig a hole, and third, the situation inside is unknown." Among them, the first and second, let's not think about it for the time being, mainly this third, in this sea bucket, I don't know if there are zongzi, if there is, it will be troublesome. If not, then this sea bucket is just a dry bucket in the water, which can be easily won. ”
Speaking of zongzi, Wu Xie suddenly remembered what his third uncle told him, the monster he encountered in the tomb, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it might be the sea monkey he encountered on the ghost boat today.
Wu Xie said: "I don't know if there are zongzi in this, but there may be something more troublesome." ”
As he spoke, he told these people about the things he saw on the ghost boat, and the others had already heard Zhang Bald pretending to be the little brother talk about it, but the focus of what he said should be how he saved Wu Xie and A Ning, and what Wu Xie said was much more plain.
After Wu Xie finished speaking, the fat man frowned: "Fuck, the fuck really has this kind of thing?" ”
Wu Xie nodded and said, "There are legends of this thing in many places, and it shouldn't be wrong." ”
A-Ning also nodded and said, "I heard it when I was a child, and I thought that adults were scaring me and not letting me go to the river to play." ”
At this time, the boss of the ship interjected, and he said, "No, no, no! You don't understand this, the fishing boats here have all seen this thing, I tell you, this thing is not a sea monkey, this is a Yaksha! Those are all relatives of the Dragon Lord, you have offended him now, he will definitely come back to take revenge, I think we should hurry back to the shore, buy a pig and come back, and ask a Taoist priest to do the rituals, maybe he has a lot of them, and he can let us go. ”
When the little brother pretended to be Zhang Bald heard this, he laughed: "I said, Uncle Boat, I smashed the shoulders of the relatives of the Dragon King with one shot, so am I not Sun Wukong?" ”
The old man of the boat was so angry that his face was green, and he said: "Where do you look like Sun Wukong, you are a pig Bajie!" ”
Several people were happy to hear it, and the little brother pretended to be bald and pinched the fat on his face, probably feeling that he was really a bit like it, and couldn't help but be depressed.
The fat man laughed for a while and said, "Since there is such a thing on the bottom of the sea, we must have weapons, in case that sea bucket is their lair, then why don't we run to die?" I said, Miss Aning, have you prepared a fishing fork or something? ”
"We have considered this situation and prepared some diving guns, but these guns are very large and can only fire one shot at a time, if there is an emergency, I am afraid it will not be of great use." A-Ning replied earnestly.
The fat man pondered for a moment, and then finalized the plan, and said, "That's fine!" Bring all those guns you can bring, and if you go down tomorrow, I will take the lead, and the innocent comrade will follow me, and you and the bald man and the girl will be at the end, and if I see something wrong, wave my hand, and you will stop immediately, and if I swing my fist, you will leave nothing and run away. ”
Several people felt that the arrangement was more reasonable, nodded, and discussed some other things, Wu Xie thought about the experience that his third uncle had mentioned to him, and made a list of them, and asked them to prepare them overnight, what searchlights, daggers, fire folds, sealed bags, nylon ropes, carabiners, and food, first aid supplies, gas masks, treasure boxes, and finally even the hooves of the black donkey were prepared.
It's useless for the black donkey's hooves to be prepared! Mengli sighed inwardly.
After all the orders were given, it was almost dawn, and the fat man said that we could not talk any more, and that the water would not go down any longer, and that we had to rest, so we each found a place to lie down.
Mengli didn't sleep, returned to the cabin, opened his backpack, took out the black notebook, and began to write the story......
When the sky was bright, Mengli stopped writing, put the notebook back in the backpack, and after taking waterproof measures, she stretched out.
"Girl, get up so early!" As soon as he got out of the cabin, someone greeted Mengli, who was dressed as Zhang Bald's little brother.
Mengli nodded, and replied to his words.
Several people woke up one after another and started working. Several frogmen entered the water, and it took about ten minutes for them to float up from the water, and one took off the respirator and said, "Found it, it must be this place, and the thief hole has also been found." ”
When A-Ning heard this, he hurriedly asked, "Have you gone in to have a look?" ”
The man shook his head and said, "Yes, but the cave is very long, I sneaked in for a while, I didn't see the bottom, I didn't dare to go in again, so I came out." ”
A-Ning nodded, asked the frogman a few more questions, turned to Mengli and said, "Okay, let's prepare, they will call us after cleaning the hole, there are signs of collapse in the hole, they will fix it with a bracket." ”
A few people went to wear wetsuits, Mengli and a few of them fit well, just fat, the stomach can't be wrapped, and the navel is exposed, although it is not very elegant, but it is good to put it on, they checked the equipment, brought everything they should bring, and fell into the water one by one.
Note that it's a fall, not a jump!