Zhao Sixi coughed lightly, looking at Shi Yijian, who was sitting silently on the side, knowing that if he didn't have some dry goods, it would be really difficult to impress this little guy. He said in a deep voice: "This trip is very important, it can only succeed, not lose, this is not only related to me, but also to the future of the entire Shi family." ”

While speaking, Zhao Sixi already had an extra jade box in his hand: "Here are three Zhong Kui Heavenly Master Blood Talismans, which were made by the Earth Immortal Zhong Kui before his death, which are extremely precious, as long as the burning talisman is burned, within a radius of one zhang, any ghost and ghost, the mana will be greatly suppressed, and then it will be the time for you to show your might." ”

When Shi Yijian heard this, he hurriedly reached out and took the jade box in Zhao Sixi's hand, and carefully opened the jade box to watch. Suddenly, a surging spiritual power surged out instantly, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly closed the lid. However, what followed was the expression of surprise and greed on Shi Yijian's face.

Zhao Sixi looked at the successor of the Shi family in front of him with a smile, he has been an old ghost for hundreds of years, and he knows that the human heart is such a thing, as long as the price offered is enough, anything can be bought and sold. Shi Yijian in front of him still looked like a hanger before, but now, if he is asked to demolish the palace of Hades Lao'er, it is estimated that he will agree.

After explaining the usage of the three Zhong Kui Heavenly Master Blood Talismans, Zhao Sixi patted Shi Yijian, who was still silent in the best talisman, and took out a small jade bottle in a trick, and smiled: "Brother Shi will take a look at the things in my hand first." As he spoke, he opened the cap of the bottle, poured out a red pill the size of a glass bead inside, and explained: "My three-return pill has three effects: one is to restore the soul, and if it is given to a seriously ill person who is dying, it can keep him from dying for six hours; The so-called limbs and hundreds of bones are made of seven spirits, which can be used continuously to generate muscles and bones, and maintain youth forever; Three poisons, just take one pill, can remove all kinds of poisons in the body, including many Gu poisons and corpse poisons, which also have miraculous effects. ”

Zhao Sixi said as he spoke, and introduced the origin of Sanhuan Dan to Shi Yijian. It is said that Emperor Jiajing, the Taoist monarch of the Ming Dynasty, did not hesitate to let the palace maids starve for several days in order to refine the best pills such as the Three Returning Pills, and only drank water, in order to purify the body in the early morning, for the emperor to refine the pill and drink, and many palace maids paid for it.

These hungry, dying and struggling palace maids all resented this emperor to the extreme, so they united and almost strangled Jiajing to death with a rope at an excellent time. If it weren't for the fact that these palace maids were hungry and had no strength on weekdays, it is estimated that there would be one more emperor who was murdered by the palace maids in the long history of China.

Shi Yijian listened to Zhao Sixi talk about historical knowledge endlessly, and before he thought of the use of these three return pills, he listened to Zhao Sixi's words: "Alas, it's just a pity that if your father could take a three-return pill back then, it is estimated that he would have been able to remove the residual corpse poison in his body long ago, if it wasn't for Mr. Niu's eagerness to find the customs clearance imperial seal this time, I wouldn't have been able to get such a precious pill." ”

As soon as he heard that this elixir could remove the residual corpse poison from his father's body, Shi Yijian's heart couldn't help but beat faster, snatched the small jade bottle in Zhao Sixi's hand, and hurriedly said: "Mr. Zhao, you said that these three pills can remove the corpse poison from my father's body, didn't lie to me?" ”

When he got the affirmation from Zhao Sixi's mouth again, Shi Yijian hugged Zhao Sixi, who was stunned, and suddenly pouted a mouth full of prickly whiskers, kissed the old man Zhao, and said excitedly: "Thank you so much, this matter is on me, I promise not to disappoint you." After that, he remembered Uncle Fan and asked, "Since the Sanhuan Dan is so powerful, there are still some curses left in my Uncle Fan's body, can I give me another one." ”

Zhao Sixi wiped the saliva on his face, and hurriedly moved his butt to distance himself to prevent him from losing his body again: "That's it." ”

Shi Yijian looked at Zhao Sixi's old face flushed, and also felt a little embarrassed by the performance just now, and hurriedly said, "Since this matter has been decided, let's go out to eat and chat." As he spoke, he stood up and bowed down to let Zhao Sixi go first.

The moment they opened the door, a strong smell of wine instantly entered the noses of the two of them.

Zhao Sixi looked at the sumptuous dishes on the table, and his saliva was almost flowing out. He licked his tongue, which he hadn't tasted in the world for a long time, and smiled at Shi Yijian, who was following behind: "Brother Shi, you are so polite, come on, come on, everyone sit down and talk." As he spoke, he sat down on the sofa with his ass, his eyes fixed on the Feitian Moutai that had been opened on the table.

Under the stimulation of alcohol, everyone pushed the cup and changed the lamp, you said, I said, and they talked very happily. Especially under the ridicule of the fat man's vulgar and interesting yellow jokes, several people laughed heartily, and they felt like they were old at first sight, and they hated each other.

I don't want the whole world to be turbid, I am alone, everyone is drunk, I am sober, I just want to have wine today, drunk today, and sad tomorrow.

After three rounds of wine, five flavors of food, and a few brothers who are full of wine and food, they are smoking cigarettes, tasting wine, and listening to the fat man boast about his love history. Zhao Sixi, who was full of red face, saw that the hour had come, he stood up staggering on the table, squinted his red eyes, and said to Shi Yijian, who was lying on the sofa and was overwhelmed: "Brother Shi, the song is over, it's time for us to leave, brother's affairs, everything is up to you." ”

After sending Zhao Sixi away, the three of them returned to the rental house and slept until noon.

After lunch, Uncle Fan returned to the shop to continue looking at the store, while Shi Yijian took a taxi directly back to a farmers' market near his hometown.

After getting out of the car, the two came to a paper shop, probably in the afternoon, there were few pedestrians, and in the room a young man with fluffy hair and a thin body was dozing off on a chair. Shi Yijian saw that it was his brother Shi Yiming, whose name was Monkey.

Shi Yijian shouted into the house: "Monkey, there is a guest, bow three times." ”

When the monkey opened his eyes, he immediately bounced up from his seat and greeted him with a look of surprise: "Stone, when did you come back, and you won't call me to pick you up." ”

Shi Yijian took the first step to put his arms around his shoulders, and said as he entered the house: "I just arrived, and I will come to you as soon as I come back." Come, let me introduce you to you, this is my brother Wang Youqiang, you can call him fat, fatty, this is my hair Xiaoshi Yiming. ”

After a few people sat down, Shi Yijian took the teacup in the monkey's hand, looked at a pair of vividly painted paper figures in the corner, smiled slightly, and said, "I haven't seen you for half a year, and your craft has grown a lot." ”

The monkey scratched his head, a little embarrassed: "Eh, how can I have this ability, my father made it, he just walked away." ”

The two hadn't seen each other for a long time, and as soon as the box was opened, they chatted for more than half an hour unconsciously. It wasn't until the monkey's daughter-in-law, who was five big and three thick, came to the store with an unkind look on her one-year-old son that Shi Yijian said goodbye and left.

At the time of parting, the monkey pushed out a brand-new motorcycle from the side of the store and showed off to Shi Yijian: "Stone, come, this is the mount I just bought, although it is second-hand, it is no different from new." Today is a day you will pick, I just have nothing to do, and I will give you a good time in the past few days. ”

When the fat man saw it, he immediately came to his senses: "Wow, BMW motorcycle, the market price is estimated to be at least two or three hundred thousand, drive out for a ride, this exhaust pipe rings, not to mention how much wind it is." ”

The monkey gave the fat man an empathetic look, leaned forward and whispered: "This is the leftover from a rich second-generation comrade-in-arms, and it has been opened for less than half a year, I will pay in installments, and I will give it down for 70,000 yuan." As he spoke, he glanced back at the back room and whispered, "I deceived my mother-in-law of 7,000 yuan for this car, don't expose it." ”

Shi Yijian has not studied this motorcycle, but looking at the bright color, wide and luxurious silhouette, and tires as thick as car wheels, he also knows the extraordinaryness of this motorcycle. He immediately gave the monkey a big blow to the chest, and he was not polite, so he sat down directly, carrying the fat man and preparing to drive away.

Suddenly, a loud roar came from inside the house: "Shi Yiming, I'm going to go back to my parents' house at night, you borrow the car, do you want me to walk back with the child in my arms!" ”

The fat man's buttocks that he had just sat on seemed to have been pricked by a needle, and he bounced up in an instant, and he looked inside the shop, and then at the monkey standing on the side, whose face was flushed with shame, and immediately left his seat.

Shi Yijian was also shocked by this shout, and the clutch held in his left hand was not grasped steadily, and the motorcycle had already stalled with a forward thrust. After getting out of the car, the two were also very interested, and after a bit of shirking, they casually found an excuse and left, but at the turn of the corner, they heard the monkey's daughter-in-law walk out, scolding the street with a loud voice, and did not hear a word of retort from the monkey during the whole process.

The fat man who was hiding in the corner of the wall and eavesdropping shook his head when he heard this, and he took two steps faster to Shi Yijian's side and said: "Oh, uncle, this fat woman is really strong, when you meet this kind of tigress, your brother is considered to have fallen bad luck for eight lifetimes." ”

Shi Yijian glanced back at the fat man, took out a cigarette and lit it, shook his head at the fat man and smiled: "Don't look at the monkey as me, there is a four or five-year-old girl in the village who looks exactly like her mother." Alas, the romantic debt, trying to be happy for a while, ruining the happiness of a lifetime. ”

The fat man listened to Shi Yijian's half-mocking and half-emotional tone, and was curious for a while, and hurriedly asked the reason.

Shi Yijian also half-pushed and half-done, adding fuel and vinegar to restore the whole story.

It is said that at a classmate's wedding banquet several years ago, Shi Yiming, who graduated from high school, went directly to join the army, and he was a soldier for five years. It's just that the monkey who has just returned from a job as the best man of the man's family, in the face of the ridicule of the woman's many beautiful sisters, although he is excited, he is clumsy and doesn't know how to speak. It wasn't until at the dinner party, after a few glasses of high liquor that under an unintentional physical contact, the other party's smile was smiling, which instantly touched the fire of monkey love.

In an instant, under the stimulation of alcohol, the male hormones poured into the brain, and everything in front of him became so illusory. A dinosaur girl with five big and three thick faces painted with white paint instantly turned into a pure and moving little dragon girl in front of the monkey's eyes.

That night, the moon was starry, the cold wind was around, it was the time of the beautiful scenery, and the spring dawn was once worth a thousand golden nights. These two feelings are pleasant, one is just open, vowing to be inseparable from the white head of one heart, and the other is tender like water, vowing to hold the hand of the son and grow old with the son.