Chapter 152: Filth (Asking for a Subscription and Asking for a Monthly Pass)
"Ahem," Officer Hao coughed twice, came back to his senses, and at the same time told himself not to be more serious about mental illness, otherwise there was no difference between himself and mental illness.
"Shuai Gang Master, we came here this time to find out something about you." Officer Hao shouted.
Li Dashuai's eyes sank, he looked at Officer Hao vigilantly, and asked, "What do you want to know?" Officer Hao thought for a moment, then moved his gaze to Li Dashuai's fingers, he counted them carefully, and Li Dashuai's ten fingers were still there, neatly arranged on the dog beating stick...... In other words, the finger that Li Dashuai threw into the sewer was not his.
In fact, he had long felt that that finger was not Li Dashuai's, because that finger was too slender and the skin was too delicate, and it could not be a beggar's finger.
"What are you looking at? You're not trying to snatch my dog-beating stick, are you? Li Dashuai saw Officer Hao staring at his dog-beating stick, and he was stunned, as if he was beating him with the idea of beating the dog-beating stick.
Officer Hao hurriedly waved his hand and denied: "No, no, how dare I try to make an attempt on the dog beating stick of the handsome gang leader, I just ...... It's just that I've never seen such a powerful weapon, so I'm curious for a while, and I can't help but take a look at it, hehehe. The reason why he so quickly denied Li Dashuai's suspicion was because Officer Hao was worried that Li Dashuai would suddenly make a move and take him by surprise.
It's not that he is worried that he can't beat Li Dashuai, the main thing is that the other party is a psychopath, and if he beats him, he may be beaten in vain, and if he beats him, then he will definitely be responsible to the end.
Therefore, proper recognition and timely explanation can avoid a lot of trouble. Black Box looked
Officer Hao, who was "submissive", couldn't believe his eyes. Officer Hao, who has always liked to pretend to be cool and look awe-inspiring, even pretends to be a grandson?
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"I see!" Li Dashuai nodded, then raised his hand and threw the dog-beating stick at Officer Hao: "This brother-in-law, since you are interested in my dog-beating stick, let you take a look." Seeing this, Officer Hao immediately reached out to catch the dog beating stick, and replied at the same time: "Thank you Shuai Gang Master!" "This dog-beating stick is actually a thick branch that has shed its skin, about the thickness of a wrist, about a meter long, it looks quite strong, if it hits a person, it should be quite painful.
"Brother Hao, we can't just act with him here, we have to ask him about the origin of his fingers quickly?" Blackboy muttered quietly.
Li Dashuai noticed that the black boy's mouth was moving, and immediately asked: "This little black brother, do you have an opinion on my dog beating stick?" ”
"Little Black Brother?" Officer Hao was stunned for a moment, and then
"Poof" laughed. Black Boy has black lines on his face (of course, because Black Boy is too dark, the black lines on his face are not visible to ordinary people), and complained: "Handsome Gang Master, am I so black?" Isn't it good to call someone a black little brother? ”
"Oh, it's only by calling you little brother black that it looks close! Hehe, in our beggar gang, everyone will choose a name according to their own characteristics, such as: lame second, thin hemp pole, big blind brother, and my handsome gang leader, so that when you hear the name, you will know who it is, easy to remember, and it seems kind, how good. Li Dashuai explained with a smile.
Listening to Li Dashuai's words, Heizai almost squirted out a mouthful of old blood, and said in his heart: "Dare to love you mean, black is the characteristic of my black boy?" What made Black Box even more angry was Li Dashuai's smile.
His smile was like the wise and kind smile of an elder, and it seemed very serious, without the slightest hint of ridicule.
However, in Blackboy's opinion, this kind of laughter is worse than ridicule, and it hurts people's hearts. After all, ridicule is malicious and is an attack, and the actual situation is often not what it is ridiculed for, so you don't need to care too much about the ridicule of others.
And Li Dashuai's very serious smile is like expounding a reality, the actual situation is like this, and you can't change it.
In other words, his black boy is an iron reality, an objective existence, and a conclusive conclusion recognized by everyone.
Officer Hao glanced at the black boy, and saw that the black boy was full of anger, and immediately patted him on the shoulder, and comforted: "What's wrong with men's black spots, you look at those white foreigners in European and American countries, as soon as they are free, they go to the beach to spend money to rent a land, and then lie on the chair to bask in the sun, just to tan yourself, you see that you are born dark, not only save money, but also save a lot of time, you make a lot of money!" Heizai was at a loss when he heard this, not knowing whether to be happy or sad, and he didn't know whether to thank Officer Hao or give Officer Hao a kick...... was struggling, and suddenly found that Officer Hao took his hand away from his shoulder, glanced at the hand, and then slapped his hand on the shoulder again...... Wiped it...... That's right, wiped it!
Wiped his hand on his clothes...... Hei Zai tilted his head sideways, looked over his shoulder, and found that the white shirt was smeared with a black dirt by Officer Hao...... Black Boy turned his head to look at Officer Hao's hand again, and the dog-beating stick in his hand.
I saw that the body of the dog beating stick was covered with a layer of black dirt, and I didn't know what it was.
Obviously, Officer Hao's hands were soiled by the dog beating stick, and the dirt that was wiped on his clothes came from the dog beating stick......
"it!" Finally, Heizai was no longer entangled, and immediately raised his foot and kicked Officer Hao's buttocks, and at the same time scolded with a smile: "I thought you were comforting me, it turned out that you wanted to wipe your hands with my clothes." Officer Hao noticed Blackboy's movements, and before being kicked, he suddenly dodged to the side and successfully dodged Blackboy's attack.
After standing still, Officer Hao put the dog beating stick in front of him: "What do you want to do, be careful that I hit you with the dog beating stick." The black boy was not convinced, looked around, and saw a thicker stick in the grass, and immediately picked it up and held it in front of him: "I'm afraid you won't make it!" Li Dashuai, who was standing on the side, couldn't help but be stunned when he saw this scene, and then quickly took two steps back, clasped his hands into fists, and asked loudly: "Why did the two heroes suddenly put on this posture?" Do you want to compete with each other, or do you want to join forces to compete with me? Officer Hao and Heizai glanced at Li Dashuai at the same time, and they were in a trance for a while, as if they had really come to the world of martial arts.
"Forget it, don't let people see the joke." Officer Hao took the lead in lifting the fighting stance.
"Hmph, I'll settle accounts with you when I go back." Hei Zai gave Officer Hao a blank look. Officer Hao smiled: "How do you want to settle the account?" Big deal to buy you a new one. ”
"Okay, then buy a new one." Black Boy smiled with satisfaction. He knew that Officer Hao had money, and he didn't dare to guarantee it, but when it came to spending money, Officer Hao was definitely hard to follow.
Therefore, since Officer Hao said it, he will definitely buy him a new shirt. Trade a dirty garment for a new shirt, don't lose ...... After pacifying the black boy, Officer Hao held the dog-beating stick in both hands and humbly walked up to Li Dashuai: "Shuai Gang Master, your dog-beating stick really deserves its reputation, and I have seen it in the next chief." ”