Chapter 256: Angry Birds

Ahha's defense was extremely lax, and after twelve seconds of putting on an officer's uniform, he easily blended into the security building. When the ordinary guards saw him, they did not salute or come forward to inquire, but they did not see him.

In the eighteen years since Aha's establishment, except for occasional skirmishes over resources and the settlements of Guanshan and Ssangyong, one of the biggest crises encountered was the siege of the city. After the evacuation, Aha returned to his old life.

For more than a decade before, the three human settlements in Guicheng had tacitly maintained their balance and did not attack each other's headquarters. They know that once a conflict starts, it will only intensify, eventually leading to a big fight. Mankind has no heirs, they are all the last generation, and they are lucky enough to survive the catastrophe, who does not cherish their own lives?

Therefore, Aha suddenly attacked, and Ssangyong was caught off guard. Even if Aha takes up a resource point, Ssangyong still thinks that Aha will not attack Ssangyong's headquarters. Coupled with the internal ghost strategy of holding military power, it is reasonable to be occupied by Ahab.

At this time, Aha is making the same mistake as Ssangyong. They thought that Shuanglong, the biggest opponent in the city, had been suppressed, and Lu was in the county seat hundreds of miles away, so they naturally had peace of mind.

In fact, there aren't many people in the security building anymore. Except for those who went to Ssangyong, most of the people left behind went home or went to the bar to fool around, and of course, there were also some men and women who were lying in the old and rough mountain villa.

Twelve seconds left miniature bombs on all floors of the security building. This miniature bomb is made in the shape of a button and is called "the tailor's little treasure". As soon as I heard this name, I knew that it was from Shi Xiangyun's hand. Dr. Shi, who is extremely smart, has a lower level of naming than the middle, and occasionally has a bit of bad taste.

These little "buttons" are left in paper baskets, in filing cabinets, under carpets, in electrical outlets. The miniature bomb is detonated by remote control, and the explosion power is not large, but it is more than enough to cause a short circuit in the power line and cause a fire.

After leaving the security building, Twelve Seconds went straight to the arsenal, where he wanted to set off a small firework in Ahha.

The guards of the arsenal were decent, and the eight guards were not lazy. There are two on one side, and the arsenal is tightly surrounded. Twelve seconds without stealth equipment, it is impossible to approach silently.

He tried a lot of ideas, such as using the "puppet" ability to control a person to fire at his companions, but the guards' guns were all traditional gunpowder-fueled guns and were loud. Before Wang Beibei and the others didn't play enough, he didn't want to startle the snake for the time being.

Nurse? The range of the Freeze Gun is too close, and the rate of fire is not high. The particle beam pistol was fast enough, and his fast gun was sure to kill eight guards quickly. But putting down these people will also attract the vigilance of the inspectors.

He decided to take it slow and go to the street to nurse a few people first.

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Ssangyong settlement.

The group of witches and spring breezes went well. In addition to molesting the female body "sculpture", Chunfeng did nothing out of the ordinary.

Now only one Anomaly and twenty armed men playing cards, smoking and drinking were left. The two had a long text conversation, weighed the strength of both sides, and finally decided to attack.

The night was long, but they were not allowed to sleep, and the armed men were full of resentment towards Xu Yongliang, a different species who had won the trust of the big boss. They can only smoke, play cards and talk about women, and pass the long night.

A black cat that came out of nowhere immediately aroused the interest of the armed men, who had nothing to do and thought that the cat could be developed into a fun project for tonight

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。 The one who drank even evened out a few peanuts from his wine and threw them to the black cat. The black cat gave him a disdainful look, which caused the armed men to laugh, and the black cat's small eyes were too expressive.

The black cat seemed to be curious about the firearm that was set aside, and its little paws touched the gun, and then touched the gun, and from time to time it made a frightened appearance, and jumped back, tilting its head to look at the metal bumps. Everyone thought the kitten was funny and looked at it with a grin. Even the supernatural who was sitting on the ground about ten meters away turned his head and looked at the little wild cat curiously.

The black cat touched all the guns, seemed to lose interest, meowed, and ran away.

The black cat ran away, and these people didn't care, and continued to smoke, play cards and drink. I took a puff of the cigarette, and before the cards in my hand fell, a black bird flew in.

The blackbird flew around the heads of the people, stopped on the eaves of the arsenal, and opened a small mouth: "Melon batch (fools), what is the point of playing cards, come to hammer (fight)." ”

When those people heard the fun, the talking bird was much more fun than the little wild cat.

"You're a wren, and you still know how to fight?"

"You are a wren, and your whole family is a wren." The Angry Birds screamed hoarsely, and although it inwardly admitted that a close relative like Wren looked beautiful, racial superiority led it to consider Starling the greatest.

"This is obviously a starling, what kind of eyes." The drinking buddy sneered.

"Your baby still has eyes, and the braincase of a drinker is good, I'll let you go in a while." The little broken bird tires are very satisfied.

"Hey, this bird has become a fine and can understand human speech." It was a mutant who spoke, with a big, red nose like a carrot on his face, and two round eyes. It's a pity that his mutation didn't bring him any improvement in ability except for making him look bad.

"Don't you want to be a jing?" The little broken bird flapped its wings in dissatisfaction, flew around the red nose, returned to the roof, tilted its head, and said, "This flax skin looks so strange, and the thing in the crotch of his pants grows (how) to his face?" ”

The crowd burst into laughter.

The red nose glared at the little broken bird. Because of this look, he was ridiculed when he was a child, and he fought dozens of times with others before he suppressed the ridicule. I didn't expect this broken bird to be so venomous, revealing the scars he had carefully cared for for several years.

Little Broken Bird was not happy, and continued: "Stare at me again? You're glaring at me with balls again? Watch out for me popping your balls. ”

Someone took a special look at the red nose and saw that his round eyes were bulging, and with that carrot-like nose, it really looked like a ...... So a group of people beat their chests and stomped their feet, and they leaned back and laughed.

Annoyed, Red Nose picked up a pebble from the ground and threw it at the little broken bird tire. The tire jumped, dodged the stones, and scolded: "If you are stabbed, dare to hit Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu curses you for walking and pulling eggs, and your legs are flashing (shaking)." ”

The red nose is now not only the nose, but the whole face has become pork liver red. He stooped down again to pick up a stone, ready to get closer and smash the large-billed bird. As soon as he took a step, his legs trembled, his hands pressed his lower abdomen, and he squatted down in pain.

The armed men thought that Red Nose was cooperating with the act, and laughed even more joyfully.

The little broken bird tire looked at the other person: "Laugh? Laugh at your mom shoveling flowers? Rubbing the skin and rubbing itchy, the hook (buttocks) was burned by fire, wow? ”

The person who was being seen by the tire immediately jumped up and kept patting his hands on his ass

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, shouting: "Hot, hot." ”

The crowd was even more merry, and no one thought that his ass was really burning, after all, there was not even a single smoke.

The tire decided not to waste any more time, it flew, circled over the heads of the crowd, flew to the head of one person and said a word.

"Your baby's belly hurts."

"Criticizing the mother-in-law's tits hurts."

"When you carry it, you have ping pong in your head."

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Covering the stomach for a while, rubbing the chest, scratching the head, all kinds of tricks. Those who were not guilty thought that their brothers were acting, and a few of them rolled on the ground laughing.

There was a lot of jubilation here, but the supernatural person seemed to be suffering from depression, and after glancing at it, he still stayed where he was.

The spring breeze activated seven times the speed, flashed to the side of the depressed and the supernatural, and pressed the button of the feeding bottle. The "depressed" slowly turned his head to see who was sneaking up on him. Chunfeng was a little confused, he was the first time he saw someone who was resistant to the freezing gun, but he quickly came to his senses and pressed the "bottle" button again. The man's head was spinning more slowly, but it was still spinning.

The spring breeze panicked and fed the "depressed" four times in a row, and the latter finally fell down like a piece of wood. The spring breeze was still not at ease, and pressed the button twice before he stepped forward to try the snort of the "depressed person", but found that this guy had no breath at all.

Chunfeng grabbed his smooth hair bangs: Damn, I fed too much milk.

There was still a commotion at the door of the arsenal, and now it was really painful, and there were fewer people laughing. The drinking buddy sensed that something was wrong, and looked up into the distance, just in time to see the spring breeze putting down the Stranger. He reached for the gun, but heard a bang, the gun fell apart, and there was only one barrel in his hand. He shouted:

"Brothers, there is an enemy...... Ahh ”

His warning is interrupted by Broken Bird, who curses him for perforating his stomach.

Seeing the drinking buddy rolling around on the ground with a pale face, the little broken bird said angrily: "I wanted to let you go, but you didn't fall into the religion." Drink and drink, what kind of gun? It's not better to drink thi, drink until the intestines and stomach are completely rotten. ”

The drinking buddy screamed and fainted in pain.

"Ma Pi, I'm tired of Lao Tzu. The rest is up to you. The little broken bird called and flew away.

The buddies who were rolling on the ground stopped laughing, they finally sensed that something was wrong, slowly got up from the ground, and saw a man and a woman walking over, followed by a husky and a black cat. The most terrifying thing is that the stink-billed bird is standing on the brim of the woman's hat.

The witch and the spring breeze are no longer invisible, and the easiest way to deal with the seven disarmed ordinary people is to go up directly to feed.

A few people went to grab the guns, and without exception, the guns all fell apart. They looked at a man and a woman with "hahaha consuming milk" in horror, as if they had seen the devil.

Xiao Shuai stood upright on his legs, his front paws were hollow, and the seven people standing also fell down one by one.

After feeding the twenty armed men, the witch sent a message to Three Seconds, asking if she needed help. In three seconds, he replied "no".

The witch said to the spring breeze: "Idle is idle, why don't we go to the street to milk a few people?" ”

Looking at the witch's blooming smile, the spring breeze felt like a spring breeze. The witch chuckled in her heart, what kind of eyes is this spring breeze, looking at everyone's eyes. She turned and walked away.

Until the witch was invisible, the spring breeze was still stupid: the witch is so beautiful, if you want to change your clothes, it will be even more beautiful.

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