If it's hard to go shopping with girls, it's because you haven't been to a lingerie store with girls.

I'm at the door, to go in or not to go in?

This question, I saw that I was not the only man waiting at the door, three or four men buried their heads very low, playing with their mobile phones, and carrying women's bags in their hands.

Well, I'm joining in.

"Yin Tianxin, you come in and help me choose."

I don't want it, I'm going to stay with men.

The man next to me saw that Zhang Qin was shouting me, and he had a good expression on his brother's side, as if he was saying goodbye to me.

I was forcibly pulled in, and I worked hard to show that the sales lady could see it.

"This... Uh, good, good. ”

"This one is also pretty."

"Well, I think so."

It's over, the queen is going crazy.

Seeing that Zhang Qin's smile was about to disappear, I had an ominous premonition.

"Waiter, purple, 36D, unwired."

Men sometimes really have to push themselves.

I pretended to talk to my girlfriend about various styles of underwear and packed a few pieces under the surprised eyes of the sales lady.

When I left the store, the men adored me, and I was shrouded in aura.

Actually, that's what I think of inside.

That's completely nonsense, I don't know which underwear is good, I haven't worn it, I just choose good-looking sexy, small fresh, and good fabrics.

"By the way, girl, we need to buy swimsuits."

I remembered going to the beach this time.

"yes, bikini?"

"Hey, hey, hey."

"Don't you think about it."

"Uh..?"

Very disappointed.

"Let's go, there's one over there."

Back home, the sun had set.

She chatted all the way, and she was full of anticipation for this trip to the beach.

on the couch.

"Oh, it's so hard."

"Look at how good you're shopping."

"Hmph."

"Rub it for you."

The two of them talk about it, and I like that feeling.

"Where did you get your ring?"

She asked, still noticing the extra black ring on my finger.

"Guess?"

The girl tilted her chin and thought about it.

"I know, I know, oh my God, you changed that broken sword? That's a relic. ”

Everyone was surprised.

"I didn't do it. I just want to enjoy the results. ”

"What's the matter, Yin Tianxin, you're too bold."

I also took out the scalpel and showed her, and to her amazement was the natural and beautiful workmanship of the whole.

"It's better than the previous broken sword."

Sleep with your daughter-in-law in your arms and wait for the dawn.

"Where are you going to pick up someone?"

"Travel Agency."

But what I'm thinking about is whether Sun Bin will still be disabled, which is really a lot more troublesome, and I should prepare Zhang Qin psychologically.

"Honey, I want to be honest with you..."

"Yin Tianxin, look, uncle with an ancient temperament."

Following Zhang Qin's point, I saw a middle-aged man dressed in ancient style in front of the travel agency, combing his long hair, and having an ancient style.

Frowning, Sun Boling? I'm sure that the feedback on the feeling.

"What did you just say?"

The girl turned to me and asked.

"Well, I mean the uncle is the visitor this time."

I hurriedly digressed the subject, let's just be a "tourist".

Parked, Zhang Qin still couldn't believe it.

"Sun Boling?"

I tried shouting.

"Exactly down there."

Sun Boling nodded and smiled.

It wasn't until I talked to him that Zhang Qin, who was about to have a little star in his eyes, dared to believe it.

"Are you ready to go?"

"I'm tired."

I stared at his leg and looked closely, normal couldn't be more normal.

"Oh, by the way, it's my girlfriend in the car, can she go with me?"

If he refuses, it will be difficult, but I will still convince him and look forward to an answer.

"Childe is too worried."

Agreed?

But should he be allowed to change his tune? Forget it, this tone of speech is suitable for his style.

got into the car, and the girl kept peeking at Sun Bailing curiously.

"Hello girl, in Xia Sun Boling."

"Hee-hee, uncle, you talk so funny, like an ancient person."

Should he tell Zhang Qin, is he really an ancient person?

Forget it, if you can't explain it clearly, think about it again.

Start your car and hit the road.

Sun Boling looked curiously at the city streets passing by, looking up at the high-rise buildings.

"Uncle, what are you looking at?"

Bored along the way, Zhang Qin couldn't help but chat with this strange uncle.

"The world is so prosperous after a thousand years."

Zhang Boling sighed.

"Uncle, are you really here through time?"

"Wear? Exceed? What do you mean by that? ”

I can't talk to her any more, my queen is not a fuel-efficient lamp.

"Honey, shhh

Cryptically, he pointed his index finger at his head and circled it.

Zhang Qin had the same expression and stopped talking.

I had to tell him where we were going and the sea.

"Uncle, do you know anything about the ocean?"

"Don't hide it from my son, there are very few, I only know that it is the vast waters in the east."

"The oceans, about 71 percent of the Earth's surface area, and the land only 29 percent."

"Where did Childe get the numbers?"

"For thousands of years. People calculated. ”

He paused, and the girl didn't speak, curious about what we were talking about.

"Childe, we have been fighting for less than half of the land for generations."

"You're wrong, what you robbed at the beginning was only half the size of the current Huaxia. And Huaxia occupies only six percent of the area on the planet. ”

Does he know 100 percent? Hopefully, I don't want to go to math class.

"That's ironic."

Am I going a little too far, denying what he has worked hard all his life for?

Hurry up and get the topic.

"Our destination this time is a foreign country, a bit far, and now we are going to the airport."

"It's all up to Childe's arrangement."

Drip-dong.

Zhang Qin's message on the phone, I looked at the girl, and she stuck out her tongue.

Look at the information again.

"Yin Tianxin, is this uncle a mental patient? Delusion? Think you're ancient? It's so pitiful. ”

I can't laugh or cry, I seem to be taking this girl farther and farther away from the truth.

I decided to confess.

"He's the ancients, can you believe it? Go to Baidu to check it yourself, Sun Bin. ”

Regardless of the girl's expression, I just cared.

Arrival at the airport, passport, visa.

"Uncle, documents?"

I knew that the moon had everything ready for them, and it was good that they didn't have to smuggle in, otherwise it would be really exciting.

Hand me a handkerchief wrapped in it, open it, and have all my ID card, passport, visa, and bank card.

When filling it out.

"Uncle, can you write?"

Let's write it for himself.

"It's ugly."

Take the list and write it.

Immediately, I knew I was wrong.

"Well, give me another watch, he wrote it wrong."

Just glanced at what he wrote, and hurriedly asked the airport staff for another one.

Why?

Look at the text he wrote that I can't even understand, big seal and small seal or what?

"Uncle, don't write it, I know you write well, but the text has been changed."

Seeing that he was writing very seriously, I was too embarrassed to stop him.

"Uncle, I'll write it for you."

Zhang Qin took the slip and filled it out according to her passport.

Where to fill it out.

"Tourism"

After writing, I handed Zhang Qin the unwanted list written by Sun Boling.

She was stunned, the handwriting was charming.

There was no problem with the scalpel in the consignment box during the security check, and Sun Bin also said that he had no metal, and my ring and the girl's bracelet were carefully checked and returned.

It can be seen that the security personnel carefully returned it after checking it, and anyone with a discerning eye can see that this thing is very valuable.

In the three-seater plane, Sun Bin is by the window, I sit in the middle, and the girl sits on the outside.

Why? Because I'm afraid that he will be so scared that he will get off the plane in a moment.

No, I knew my worries were necessary when the plane climbed, after all, the flight attendant really thought he was afraid of heights or airsickness.

Got off the plane.

He couldn't calm down for a long time.

"It's really, an extraordinary experience."

"Regret?"

"Childe and girl smiled."

As long as you have money, you can rent a car abroad.

Walk you.