Chapter 152? A villain who is addicted to novels and can't extricate himself
But Su Ting somehow, suddenly replied with a lack of strings in his brain, "Compared to Ye Liuchen?" โ
Ye Xinhuan: ???
Man, I suspect you're playing with fire.
"This is my first kiss, my first kiss!" Ye Xinhuan emphasized.
"So you kissed him?" Su Ting's thinking is peculiar, and his soul asks.
Ye Xinhuan: ???
Oh, this man, you managed to get the attention of the old lady!
Ye Xinhuan stuck out her tongue, "The first kiss is still there, thank you!" โ
I didn't notice the powerful desire that burst out of the man's eyes because of this sentence and this small action.
Should he trust this little guy?
Just try it and find out?
Su Ting stepped up.
Ye Xinhuan froze suddenly, and the shrewdness and wisdom in his head suddenly became a mess, and he didn't know whether to take it or not, or not to take it...... What a pity feeling, pick it up...... I am afraid of being beaten into a mosaic.
After all, no one knows what will happen after that, right?
The little guy was full of yellow waste in his head excitedly, and his reaction was half a beat slower, but the next second the man left with a black face, leaving a cold sentence, "Hmph, little liar." โ
Don't refuse, at a glance, you don't refuse!
Ye Xinhuan, who was confused throughout the whole process: ???
What's wrong with me?
No, what's wrong with me?
How did I become a petty liar again?
The little liar hurriedly followed behind the villain, consciously reflecting on her own behavior just now, and she didn't hide, did she? She just hesitated a little, after all, it was the first time for others, and she was a little afraid of pain...... Ahh
Well, it's drip, she's at fault.
Ye Xinhuan suddenly had an epiphany, that's right, she was wrong!
She thought too simply, how could she be so confident that she would have kissing experience in the future and could give the villain a perfect first kiss?
So the villain must have misunderstood her subtext and thought she had a practice object, so she was angry!
Thinking is not on the same channel, Ye Xinhuan is very brainy, and slapped it: I see!
She hurriedly trotted forward and flatteringly grabbed Su Ting's big hand, "Uncle~Uncle~Uncle~"
This voice was full of Beijing, Su Ting trembled three times, and finally bowed his head helplessly, "What's wrong?" โ
I can't be angry with her.
"Don't worry, I don't have a kissing practice partner!" A little guy explained confidently.
Su Ting: ......
Can't afford to be angry? That's all fake!
He can be angry with this little liar ten times a day!
Ye Xinhuan: Uncle, you can't have children.
Su Ting: ???
Very good, 11th time.
Su Ting decided to put an end to this topic.
"What's going to eat tonight?"
"Eat you?" Ye Xinhuan's mouth was itchy and tickled.
Su Ting: ......
Very good.
In the evening, Ye Xinhuan looked at braised pig's trotters, cold salad pig's trotters, crispy pig's trotters, honey pig's trotters, spiced pig's trotters, sauerkraut pig's trotters, saliva pig's trotters, spicy pig's trotters, pepper and salt pig's trotters, brine pig's trotters, three-flavor pig's trotters, beauty pig's trotters, bean carob pig's trotters, crystal pig's trotters, flower pig's trotters, sour and hot pig's trotters, signature pig's trotters, original pig's trotters, balsamic vinegar pig's trotters......
Swallowed silently.
Isn't the villain hinting that he is a big pig's trotter?
That's right, today's villain has been upgraded, he quit the novel software, uninstalled, shut down, and the whole set of actions went like water, as if he had done it countless times, and decided to show off his newly learned word - big pig's trotters.
I heard that the male protagonist of the novel will be called a big pig's trotter by readers, and he feels that it is necessary to improve his compulsion and let this little liar think about who is her male protagonist.
Seeing Ye Xinhuan's eyes full of shock, the villain smiled with relief, if there is an age gap between him and her, then he will study hard to erase this generation gap.
Ye Xinhuan finished eating the pig's trotters with tears.
Don't ask her why she can finish it, because she's a pig.
A pig that is specially cared for and pampered by the big guy.
Woo woo woo~
Su Ting: A plate is only a small piece of pig's trotters, what are you howling?
Ye Xinhuan: Shhh, don't debunk it, I want to create a character design of a foodie heroine!
Su Ting understood in seconds, and heard that the foodie heroine was particularly popular before the end of the world, so he reached out and touched the girl's hair, and said sincerely: Even if you eat a fat pig, you are also the best-looking fat pig in my heart.
Ye Xinhuan: ......
Not in the slightest reassurance.
Ye Xinhuan pinched her bulging little belly and burst into tears again.
It seems that since she crossed over to become Ye Xinhuan, she has become farther and farther away from the vest line, and when she finally goes out to lose weight, she will always be fed back by this big guy.
Moreover, why do people always fat their stomachs first and thin their breasts first?
She sighed and supported her chest, and realized that there was still a Su Ting at the scene.
Su Ting squinted his eyes and played with his hands, pretending not to see Yazi.
But the reddened tips of the ears couldn't deceive Ye Xinhuan, it was very unfortunate that this little guy was cheeky, relying on Su Ting didn't dare to do anything to her, he immediately stepped forward with a smile, and his tone was obscene, "Uncle duck, Confucius said that he is not a man who eats sex, you are so calm, isn't it ......"
She pointed down meaningfully.
Confucius felt that his coffin board was going to be unable to suppress him, when did he say such a thing?
Can others not bring him with this little stinky face?
Why, who isn't a cutie without an object anymore?
Su Ting felt that his majesty as a man was provoked, he picked up the little girl and threw it on the bed, looking at the little girl's fearless appearance, he was angry and funny in his heart, and decided to teach her a little lesson.
Tie her to the head of the bed, Su Ting took off his shirt, revealing his well-textured and smooth figure, the eight-pack abdominal muscles are tightly connected, and the man is more and more eye-catching when he is sideways, and the partial man also shows his thighs very shamelessly, when he sits lazily on the wooden chair, puts the long and strong leg meat on the other leg, and the slender hand holds the chin, the picture is damn nosebleed.
What's even more shameful is that he even used the water ability to take a bath!
The beauty is current, and the beautiful man in the bath! She can!
However, he couldn't see it, Su Ting released his damn charm, got dressed, glanced at the little girl leisurely, and slipped away.
Ye Xinhuan: ???
What the hell are you ...... Anyway, untie me!!
Su Ting stayed in the bathroom for half an hour before coming back to untie Ye Xinhuan.
Ye Xinhuan rubbed her numb legs and looked at Su Ting sadly, "Uncle, you have changed." โ
Su Ting: ?
"Be good."
Su Ting smiled, "Close to Zhu Zhechi." โ
Ye Xinhuan: ???
Are you saying that she is also sexy?
Are you kidding? Is she sexy? Where is she? Is she super pure, okay?
Then her little hand was taken away from his abdominal muscles by Su Ting.
Ye Xinhuan: (เซขห๊หเซข).
Harm, not lustful, isn't it over if she's cute?