Suddenly, the fat man who was half-leaning on the rubber boat had a bright eye, leaned forward, pointed to the crowd not far away and said loudly: "Wow, uncle, look, this girl is on time." ”

"Which one?" Shi Yijian took off his sunglasses and looked at the fat man's gesture.

I saw two young girls floating in the mouth of the valley, Shi Yijian's eyesight was clearer than ordinary people, he raised his eyebrows, and looked at it with enough eyesight. I saw a coquettish, fair-skinned long-haired woman wearing a pink bikini with very little clothing and cloth floating in their direction, with a delicate face and a pair of giants that were about to come out, which looked particularly dazzling and charming against the backdrop of the sunset of the river.

At this time, the single widows who were playing in the rubber dinghy also rowed in the same boat as if flies had seen. They raised their water guns and besieged the charming woman, and for a moment, the water splashed, and the girl who was sitting in the same boat with her was also unfortunately killed by the pond fish.

The fat man looked at the two girls who were one foot away from him and couldn't stop the attack of many flies with two sun umbrellas, and couldn't help but shake his head and sighed: "Hey, it's really amorous and empty hatred since ancient times, and this hatred lasts forever." ”

As soon as the words fell, a high-pitched and passionate voice instantly passed through Shi Yijian's ears: "Damn, who the hell is such a thick water gun, and actually shot my goddess's career line crookedly." ”

Shi Yijian looked at the fat man's sad and angry expression when he was so excited that he was about to jump into the river to save the beauty, and couldn't help but smile: "Just look at it, it's endless, right, hurry up and put away your career line, it's all hanging down to your stomach." ”

The fat man glanced at it hatefully, took out a pack of soft China from the waterproof bag, and after helping Shi Yijian light it, he took two puffs hard, looked at the goddess who was being played by everyone in the river, and said self-deprecatingly: "A man is thirty like a wolf and forty like a tiger, like me, a lone wolf who has been adrift for more than 30 years, once upon a time, I would also feel lonely and unbearable." ”

Shi Yijian looked at this thing with a deep and resentful expression, which was a little contrived: "Alas, okay, don't be sentimental, an excellent Hong Kong man like you, why worry about the end of the world, why bother to love a flower here." Besides, this woman can only watch from a distance and not play with it, and if you get involved, you can only sit and wait for the grass to grow on your head. ”

As he spoke, Shi Yijian stood up and kicked the fat man who was still stunned: "Go ashore, it's almost time, Uncle Fan is still waiting." ”

The fat man flicked the cigarette butt into the river vigorously, stood up and sighed, and inexplicably sang loudly to the woman who was drifting away in the river: "Goodbye beloved dream girl, I will go to the distance to find the future......"

Looking at the passers-by, Shi Yijian hurriedly pulled the fat man: "Okay, don't be embarrassed here, go back and ask Sister Fang to find you a few girls with big breasts and round butts for you to go on a blind date." ”

The fat man still looked affectionate: "Hey, uncle, you don't understand, this is called love at first sight." Some people, when they meet them, they will be unforgettable, and if they are moved, they will be difficult to accept. ”

Shi Yijian glanced at the fat man in disbelief, and when he came out, the goods suddenly became crepe.

Suddenly, a strong wind blew on the river, Shi Yijian couldn't help but shiver, and quickly pulled up the fat man: "Don't rub it off, hurry up and take a shower and change your clothes, uncle, I will be the east tonight, let you get drunk and relieve a thousand sorrows." ”

As the sun sets, the calm surface of the Beijiang River seems to be covered with a layer of golden scale armor, which looks quiet and charming.

Shi Yijian, Fat Man and Uncle Fan stood on the deck of the slow-moving cruise ship, enjoying the gentle breeze on their skins and a little warm breeze, listening to the rhythmic sound of the waves on the bow of the boat, and their mood was extremely comfortable.

Looking from afar, the sky and water are the same color, quiet and peaceful, the willows on both sides of the bank flutter with the wind, like the girl's skirt dancing in the skirt, constituting a beautiful midsummer sunset beauty.

Seeing that Shi Yijian's eyes were a little confused and intoxicated, the fat man handed over a cigarette and said, "Uncle, didn't you say that you brought me here to ask for an encounter, how did you come to such a boring place, now that my belly is starting to drum, I don't know if this broken boat has anything to eat." ”

Shi Yijian exhaled a puff of light smoke and quipped: "Weren't you sentimental before, looking like you didn't eat the fireworks of the world, no matter how you say it, you have changed, so much so that I thought you were seduced by a beautiful woman." ”

"Eh, there's an old man here, so let's not talk about this topic that is not suitable for old age."

Uncle Fan laughed when he heard this, and stood on the deck and rolled up his special cigarette. Shi Yijian patted the fat man on the shoulder and pointed to the dock not far away: "Okay, leave some saliva to warm your stomach, I'm ready to get off the boat, and I'll take you to taste authentic Qingyuan chicken later." ”

After getting off the boat, Shi Yijian and the three of them followed the footsteps of many tourists to a farm that occupied half of the mountain. From a distance, thousands of chickens under a lush lychee forest are resting with the sunset.

The fat man looked at the name of the signboard at the gate and read it aloud: "Smell the chicken and dance, heh, this boss really knows how to come up with a name." ”

Shi Yijian pushed the fat man who was stunned on the side: "Go in, the Qingyuan chicken here is famous far and wide, now you have a mouthful." ”

After the three of them were in their positions by the window, the fat man didn't say a word, and directly called the waiter to order.

Shi Yijian flicked the cigarette ash in his hand, glanced at the diners who were already full of friends around him, and said: "A few years ago, when I was in college, I came over with a group of classmates, and the eight of us only ordered two meat and one dish, ate white rice, and drank tea made from longan leaves. But now that things are wrong, it's really nostalgic to think about it. ”

After hearing this, the fat man craned his neck and asked, "Then how did you go back?" ”

"Later?" Shi Yijian took a puff of smoke and sprayed it into the fat man's big face, and smiled: "Later, I can only walk back." ”

The fat man looked incredulous: "Walking back?" Walked for a few days? ”

Shi Yijian looked at the fat man's curious gaze, couldn't help but be even happier, and said, "Guess." ”

"Three days? Two days? One day? ”

Shi Yijian looked at the fat man with a look of eagerness to know, pretending to be mysterious, but he didn't answer. The fat man was so angry that he stomped his feet but was helpless, making the two people on the side laugh.

While speaking, the good dishes have been served one after another, and the three of them have a great appetite, and when they pick up the chopsticks, they are a burst of wind and clouds, gobbling them up.

Just as the three of them were eating, there was a sudden bang, and the sound of a wine bottle smashing to the ground sounded, followed by the screams of women and the screams of men fighting.

The diners at the scene looked in the direction of the sound, and saw five or six big men beating two well-dressed men at the door of a box, and two young women were anxiously persuading them to fight.

The moment the fat man heard the sound of the wine bottle hitting the ground, he was so shocked that he couldn't hold the chopsticks steadily, and instinctively wanted to retract under the table. It's just that when his butt was about to leave his seat, he immediately reacted, which really responded to the common saying that he was afraid of the well rope after being bitten by a snake for ten years.

Seeing Shi Yijian and Uncle Fan looking at him, the fat man's face turned red with shame, and he scolded and looked back at the sound of fighting.

But if you don't look at it, it doesn't matter, and something will happen when you look at it.

I saw the fat man exclaim: "Goddess." Before he could finish speaking, he grabbed the beer bottle on the table and rushed over.

At this time, Shi Yijian also saw clearly that the two people who persuaded them were the young women they met when they were rafting.

I saw the fat man fly out quickly, and rushed to a drunkard who was dancing in front of his goddess, and his hand lifted the bottle, and the heavy bottle with half a bottle of wine smashed on the other party's shoulder. The force was so heavy that the opponent's body was crooked, his knees were bent, and he fell to the ground with a snap. There was also a scream like killing a pig, and it was estimated that the bones were broken.

A few thugs who were beating people were stunned, threw down the two beaten people, and hugged the fat man with a fierce face.

The fat man snorted coldly, not afraid at all, and kicked back at the gangsters who rushed to the front, kicking the gangsters in front of him to the point of rolling around with his stomach covered. Then a move Shuanglong went out to sea, pushing and fighting, pushing and pushing the two people who rushed forward a few meters away.

At the same time, a thug suddenly strangled the fat man's neck from behind.

Seeing this, Shi Yijian was about to rush forward, but Uncle Fan grabbed his arm and said: "Wait a minute, don't be impulsive, these people have exaggerated steps, weak fists, it's okay to scare people, it's not the hands and feet of a fat man at all, let's just wait to watch the show." ”

Sure enough, as soon as Uncle Fan's words fell, he saw the fat man shake his thick body, and when he saw that he didn't break free, he suddenly strangled the back of the gangster's head with his backhand, his legs sank, his waist bowed, and he instantly strangled the gangster in the air, turned around in a circle, pushed his arms, and smashed it into another gangster.

It's just that no matter how fierce the tiger is, it is inevitable that when the hyena digs out the anus, I saw a gangster behind the fat man fly out and kick it, hitting the fat man on August 15.

The fat man staggered two steps, and the thug took two steps tightly, grabbing the fat man's clothes with one hand, and grabbing his hair repeatedly when he was trying to get a shrew to fight with the other. Unexpectedly, the fat man was hit in the chest by an elbow, and then turned around and punched the bridge of the thug's nose, which made the thug's nosebleeds splash and almost suffocated, and he covered his chest with a pale face and kept wiping his nosebleeds.

Another gangster who rushed forward with a wine bottle and wanted to give the fat man a headshot suddenly saw the fat man staring at him, and his heart immediately stood on end, his legs were weak, and the wine bottle fell to the ground with a clatter, and he was slapped several meters by the fat man who rushed forward.

All of a sudden, these gangsters were all beaten, they had seen ruthless, but they had never seen such a ruthless and capable of fighting, everyone, you look at me, I look at you, their eyes showed timidity, and they all stood in place at a loss.

The fat man's anger did not subside, his thick fingers stretched out, and his eyes slowly skimmed over the gangsters present. Where the finger pointed, these usually arrogant gangsters were all frightened, retreating again and again, eager to pull their legs and run, if it weren't for the so-called righteousness of the rivers and lakes, it is estimated that they would have run away.

The fat man's eyes widened, and after looking around, he shouted: "You group of waste materials, who is the boss, roll forward for Lao Tzu." ”