Chapter 186: Second Master Dog
He was thrown to the ground by Qian Wancang just now, and he was held on the ground and rolled around twice, and then he was abandoned on the ground again, the rat boss looked blinded, his head was buzzing, and he didn't know what was going on.
When the first piece of dog poop hit his head, the rat boss was stunned for a moment, then reached out and touched it and sniffed it.
"Damn, shit? How did it hit me on the head? Which little bunny smashed it? The rat boss turned his head angrily, wanting to see which young disciple was so short-sighted that he actually smashed the dog shit on his rat boss's head!
However, after the Rat Boss turned his head, what appeared in his field of vision was not a young disciple, but a black mass that was rapidly flying towards him......
"Bang~" is soft and glutinous to the touch, warm and pleasant, silky in taste, and salty in taste...... In despair, Boss Rat realizes that he has been hit in the face by a piece of shit, and that a small amount of shit has rudely broken into his mouth......
"Hit! Hit! A young beggar suddenly shouted. Although he was now face to face with the rat boss, he didn't recognize it because the rat boss's face was covered with shit, and he thought that the kid who was hit by the shit was the kid who grabbed the turf.
After the blow was instantaneous, the young beggar suddenly doubled his confidence, and immediately aimed at the rat boss in the face and threw the shit at him.
At this moment, the thought of being calculated by his own disciples, the rat boss suddenly had a blood in his veins, and a curse instantly appeared in his heart, intending to scold the disciples for a bloody head.
However, as soon as he opened his mouth, a piece of shit got into it, and the scolding words of the rat boss were blocked in his throat.
"Vomit~" All the onlookers, including Qian Wancang, bent down and retched after seeing the shit get into the mouth of the rat boss.
"Goo Dong~" The rat boss's throat squirmed subconsciously, and the shit slid down......
"it...... Vomit~" A few people who were close to the rat boss saw that the rat boss actually swallowed the dog shit into his stomach, so he didn't hold back at that time and really vomited.
The rat boss quickly realized that he had swallowed a piece of dog shit just now, and there was a little more despair in his desperate eyes, and he quickly fell on the ground and retched.
However, because the esophagus of the rat boss is relatively deep, no matter how much he retches, he just can't vomit...... Seeing this, several young beggars immediately saw the opportunity and threw all the shit at the head of the rat boss.
Soon, the rat boss's head was buried in the pile of shit. After throwing the shit, several young beggars looked at Qian Wancang happily, hoping to get a compliment or two, even if it was an appreciative look.
"Well done!" Qian Wancang covered his nose and gave a compliment.
"Thank you Elder for the compliment!" Several young beggars replied happily.
"This kid came to grab the territory, I don't know who instructed me, I have to tell the Shuai Gang Leader, let him administer justice for us, you, you, you, and you, all of you, accompany me to see the Shuai Gang Master!" Qian Wancang ordered.
"Elder, shall we go take a bath first?" Several young disciples looked at their dirty hands, and then looked at Qian Wancang.
Qian Wancang shook his head: "No need, I don't need to take a shower today, the most important thing is to meet the handsome gang leader quickly." ”
"Okay!" When several young disciples heard that they didn't need to take a bath, they seemed to become even happier, and they rubbed their hands against their clothes, and after a simple rub twice, they could clean their hands.
"You make the way ahead." Qian Wancang covered his nose and ordered. When several young disciples heard the order, they immediately trotted all the way to the front of Qian Wancang, and then swaggered forward.
Suddenly, Qian Wancang noticed that there seemed to be a commotion in front of them, and the crowd avoided them one after another, making way for a small path.
Immediately afterwards, several beggars walked out of the path, their faces were up, their eyes were squinted, they put on an arrogant look of contempt for the world, and they took a ruthless step that their relatives did not recognize, and they looked very hanging.
Behind them was an open-top palanquin, made of broken sticks and rotten branches, carried by four beggars, swaying and creaking as if it would fall apart at any moment.
On the top of the sedan chair, there was also a beggar, I don't know if he was asleep, or ...... Dead??
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"The beggar gang leader has arrived, and you won't kneel down to greet you!" One of the beggars at the front suddenly shouted.
Before the sound dissipated, several young beggars in front of Qian Wancang knelt on the ground neatly. Of course, only these beggars knelt on the ground, and the passers-by all liked to ignore them, and the reason why they made way for the beggars was entirely because these beggars were so dirty that they might get infectious diseases if they touched them.
"Boss Rat, why don't you kneel?" The man asked in a loud voice with an angry look on his face. Qian Wancang smiled, looked at the beggar in the open sedan chair, and asked rhetorically, "Is the person in the sedan chair really Li Dashuai?" ”
"Presumptuous! Boss Rat, you are an elder of the beggar gang, and you dare to call the name of the handsome gang leader, are you not afraid that the handsome gang leader will remove your official? The man pointed at Qian Wancang and threatened.
"I'm afraid! Second Master Dog, he's not the rat boss, I'm the rat boss! Suddenly, a crying voice came from behind Qian Wancang.
Everyone looked around, only to see a man with a head and face covered with black shit, bypassing Qian Wancang and running towards the second dog.
Everywhere I passed, the stench was so bad that it was useless to cover my nose, and I had to take two or three steps back.
Because this person's face is covered by dog shit, he can't see his appearance clearly at all, maybe only Qian Wancang knows that this person is the rat boss.
"Don't come here!" The second master of the dog pointed at the rat boss and warned.
"I'm the rat boss, the second dog!" The rat boss approached the second dog master and reached out to wipe the dog shit on his face.
However, perhaps because the shit was too fresh and sticky, the rat boss wiped it vigorously on his face a few times, not only did not wipe the shit off, but also made the black shit more evenly smeared, making his face more unrecognizable.
The second master of the dog glanced at Qian Wancang, at this moment, Qian Wancang was still the appearance of the rat boss. The second master looked at the rat boss again, his eyes sank, and a trace of murderous aura flashed in an instant: "The beggar gang disciple obeys the order, give me a quick takedown of this person with a shit face!" ”
"I'm really the Rat Boss!" The rat boss cried aggrievedly, then quickened his pace and ran to the second dog master: "I don't believe you come closer, I'm really the rat boss!" "The second master of the dog was stunned suddenly, are you a fool for me?
What if you were an assassin and suddenly assassinated me when you got closer? Besides, even if you're a real rat boss, I don't want to get closer to see your shit-covered face!
Thinking of this, the second master of the dog hurriedly covered his mouth and nose and warned loudly: "Don't come here!" Stop him! ”