Chapter 17: Are You Stupid?
Ma Jianchao walked over and looked at Chen Dawei and said, "You are the boss, you are not his sister or sister?" That's what you're talking about, and it's too big. ”
Chen Dawei said: "Chaozi, do you have any problems with me?" ”
"My eyes, are my eyes blind, who is blinding my dog eyes," Ma Jianchao said as he ran to the toilet to wash his eyes.
Chen Dawei said: "What are you all doing in a daze, the police force is very idle, right, do you want to turn over all the cases in the last 20 years, and everyone will work overtime." ”
After everyone confirmed that the person who came was really Chen Dawei, everyone turned into birds and beasts, and the police force was busy again.
Ma Jianchao came out and rubbed his eyes again and said, "It must be dazzling, or there is something wrong with my eyes, and mine will be washed again." ”
Chen Dawei saw that everyone was hiding from him like a plague god, and when he saw Ma Jianchao at the door of the toilet, he shouted, "Ma Jianchao, come and interrogate Li Siping with me." ”
Ma Jianchao lowered his head and said to himself: "A madman interrogates a psychopath, and the two co-authors are both mentally ill, too, only a psychopath will interrogate a psychopath, and a normal person can do it." ”
In the corridor to the interrogation room, Chen Dawei met Li Xiaofeng for the first time who came to visit Li Siping, Li Xiaofeng was in his early twenties and very energetic, when Ma Jianchao introduced Chen Dawei.
Li Xiaofeng Chen Dawei said: "You are the bright detective reported by the newspaper, please forgive me for being clumsy, you are indeed very spicy." ”
Chen Dawei and Li Siping sat about two meters away, Li Siping looked at Chen Dawei steadily, and Chen Dawei also looked at Li Siping, looking at each other like a pair of lovers.
Li Siping said: "Unexpectedly, you still came out." ”
Chen Dawei said: "Have you seen me? When? ”
Li Siping said: "I've seen it all the time." ”
Chen Dawei quietly leaned into Li Siping's ear and said, "You know me, so who am I?" ”
Li Siping said: "Shhh I'll just tell you one person, you're my daughter-in-law, and your nails are still that red. ”
Chen Dawei looked at the red nails on his hands, shrunk his neck and giggled.
Li Siping said: "I'll tell you again, I've always felt that I was a chicken, a big rooster. ”
Chen Dawei said: Yes, you just remembered that I am the hen that has always accompanied you, when did you remember it? ”
Li Siping said: "I knew it from the time I was a chicken. ”
Chen Dawei said: "You finally remembered. ”
Li Siping stood up and said, "You say, who are you?" You're not my daughter-in-law, my daughter-in-law is a little cat. ”
"Haha... Haha" Ma Jianchao next to him couldn't hold back his laughter.
Li Siping said: "What are you laughing at?" Are you the little flower cat? ”
Chen Dawei said to Li Siping with a serious face: "I'll also tell you a secret, I'm the son of the Night Demon." ”
Li Siping said: "Why don't I remember giving birth to you?" ”
Chen Dawei said: "You say you are a night demon? ”
Li Siping said: "I don't know what the devil is, in fact, I have another identity, I was the lightning in the sky in my last life, you don't believe it, pop, pop, I'll put a lightning bolt to kill you." ”
Chen Dawei said: "I believe it, then tell me what my last life was?" ”
Li Siping said: "You were a mental patient in your last life, I am your doctor, I told you, don't tell others, and you are still a woman." ”
Chen Dawei said: "Such a coincidence, then who are your parents?" ”
Li Siping said: "Parents? You say I'm a lightning bolt where did the parents come from, are you stupid? ”
Chen Dawei scratched his brows and prepared to get up and go out.
Li Siping said: "What? You're angry and want to go, and although you're not a little flower cat, I'd love to be friends with you. ”
Chen Dawei said: "We are friends. ”
Li Siping said: Oh, I still have a lot of secrets to tell you. ”
Chen Dawei said: "I have something to do today, and you will tell you another day." ”
Li Siping said: "What are you going to do, take me." ”
Chen Dawei said: "I'm going to find the little flower cat, obedient, I'll come back and play with you again." ”
Li Siping said: "Be friends, you go, the little flower cat is dead." After speaking, Li Siping cried.
Chen Dawei said: "What? You said the little flower cat is dead, how do you know? ”
Li Siping said: "I killed her, I watched her head fall to the ground." ”
A gleam flashed in Chen Dawei's eyes, and he wanted to ask something, Li Siping began to play around in the interrogation room like crazy.
Two male nurses rushed in outside the door and took Li Siping away, and when he left, one of them said, "Increase the amount of medicine for this!" The other one has to be hospitalized as well. ”
The other one is Chen Dawei, Chen Dawei can't be sure now, whether his conjecture is right or not, or that he himself is really sick.
Ma Jianchao started laughing as soon as he came out, laughing breathlessly, and he was also stunned when he saw Chen Dawei's serious expression.
Chen Dawei said: "Chaozi, have you ever thought about a question, we all missed one thing, who did you say wrote that ballad?" ”
You mean "Under the big tree, there is an adulterous ......", isn't that the one written by Li Jiaren, Ma Jianchao said suspiciously.
Chen Dawei said: "No, according to Li Jiayi's confession, Li Jiaren's education level is not that kind, do you think everyone said who wrote it?" ”
"The two kings of singles, Wang Luzong."
Chen Dawei said: "Then this ballad has played two roles, one is to blame, so that everyone thinks that the murderer is Li Siping, and the second role is a kind of proof, a proof that Wang Luzong is alive." ”
Ma Jianchao said: "Boss, are you thinking too much, he can find someone to write about it." ”
Chen Dawei said: "Maybe, where are we going?" ”
"Psychiatric hospital."
"Boss, you finally remember to see a doctor." Ma Jianchao said
"It's not me, I sent a message just now, it's Yan Chunhua who woke up, by the way, I'll take a look and do an appraisal." Chen Dawei said
In the hospital room, there was a cacophony.
"If you have anything to say, you can tell us, and we can tell Team Chen." A policewoman said
Yan Chunhua said: "Except for you Chen Team himself, I won't say anything, and you, don't go anywhere, I have something to say in a while." ”
The person standing next to him was none other than Li Xiaofeng, he didn't understand that as soon as his grandmother heard about him going to the criminal police team to make trouble, she directly scolded him.
"Team Chen is here."
"You are Chen Dawei, why is it different from what I saw a few days ago, how do you dress like a woman." Yan Chunhua said questioningly
Ma Jianchao said: "Auntie, you don't understand this, this is a fashion, called reverse channeling." ”
Yan Chunhua said to Chen Dawei: "It seems that it is not good for people to be dissatisfied, the world of young people really can't understand, Xiaofeng, come over and apologize to Team Chen." ”
Li Xiaofeng said: "Why? They forced grandpa to death in the interrogation room, and I just want to sue them, and I won't apologize. ”
A loud slap fell on Li Xiaofeng's face, and five finger prints immediately appeared on Li Xiaofeng's face.