Chapter 140: Outsourced Work and the Good Boss of the People
The group of goblins under Boss Hu's command are very happy, they are the descendants of the descendants of the descendants of the goblins who created essentia armor for Deathwing during the War of the Ancients...
The leader of this group of goblins is now the great engineer Hesuo, a goblin obsessed with the research and development of various war machines, and is deeply appreciated by Boss Hu.
They settled in the northern part of the Winterspring Valley on the Kalimdor continent and established a medium-sized goblin town, as well as forming their own corporate organization: the Heso Chaebol.
The business of the Hesso chaebol is spread throughout the Elven Realm, and is actively reaching out to the outside world with its tentacles, and it is in the nature of the goblins to love gold coins.
Now the largest goblin city on the mainland, Gakison, and Treasure Bay City, there are also many investment assets and business shares belonging to the Hesso chaebol, Gakison is located in the southernmost Tanaris Desert of Kalimdor, and Treasure Bay is located in the southernmost Thorn Valley of the Eastern Kingdom Continent, both of which are the economic and trade centers of the Southern Continent.
Hesuo is very satisfied with the Titan master of Sarodar, his ancestors have been enjoying excellent work treatment since they were captured by Boss Hu, Deathwing does not take them seriously, Boss Hu treats them as high-tech talents.
In this way, it continued until the generation of Hesuo, and all kinds of R&D funds and material supplies were always over-distributed, which made the development and expansion of the Hesuo chaebol extremely rapid, after all, it was different with official support.
The Titan's owner has no prejudice or discrimination against goblins, but is extremely interested in goblin engineering, and strongly supports them in the development and production of various engineering devices or explosives that are bold enough to be called madness.
This made the Heisuo chaebol up and down suddenly give birth to a feeling of death for their confidants, they let go of their courage, desperately developing and manufacturing a thousand strange engineering mechanical creations, as for whether Boss Hu is a true god or a pseudo-god, the goblins actually don't care.
As long as this Titan master can support them as always, then even if Boss Hu is the Demon Lord sent by the Burning Legion to go undercover in the world of Azeroth, the Black Rope Chaebol is willing to be loyal.
At this moment, Hesuo received an order from the Titan master, and he took a group of goblin engineers across the Endless Sea to Stormwind City in the south of the Eastern Kingdom Continent, and brought a large number of various bombs and goblin disposable bazookas, commonly known as goblin dragon guns.
"Aha, great Titan master, your loyal servant Hesso salutes you!"
Hei Suo was wearing a set of dark engineering clothes, which were also inlaid with many low-key luxury and non-connotative luminous energy black gemstones, wearing colorful jewelry rings on his fingers, and even the engineering goggles hanging on his chest, the lenses were made of gemstones, which was simply vulgar at a glance.
Hu Feng waved his hand and motioned for Hei Suo to get up, "Did you bring everything I wanted?"
The latter immediately laughed sharply and ugly, "Of course, my master! According to your orders, 10,000 Super Security Bomb 2.0 fully enhanced, and 5,000 Goblin Dragon Guns are ready for your distribution, and they are now in my spatial ring!"
As he spoke, Hei Suo raised his hands and showed the ten colorful spatial rings on his ten fingers to everyone present.
The corners of King Ryan's mouth twitched a few times, and then he took a few steps back with Magni.
"You mean to say ... Now in this room, there are 10,000 high-explosive bombs and 5,000 things that I don't know what they are, but they are sure to explode as well, am I not mistaken?"
"That's right, the king of mankind! As long as it is detonated, the entire fortress will be blown to the ground in an instant, ahhahahaha!"
Hearing this, Ryan took a deep breath and looked at Boss Hu, "Lord Divine Venerable, I also rented the town of Moon Creek in the Western Wilderness to the Night Elves, can you let these crazy goblins go there, I don't want to see Stormwind City blown up." ”
Magni's old face trembled, "I'm old, I can't stand this kind of stimulation... It's a goddamn miracle that you goblins haven't died yet... ”
Eventually, Hesso retreated, and led his goblin engineers to pitch a tent in a clearing not far outside Stormwind.
"Oh, don't be so nervous, these things are all gold. ”
Ryan nodded in pain, "Lord God, you want to sell these goblin products to the Northern Kingdom, will they either?"
Boss Hu laughed a few times when he heard this, and he was extremely honest and simple.
"They may not dare to buy goblin products, but they can't let them know that they are made by goblins... ”
Magni immediately understood what was going on, and he then lamented the gnomes' future reputation for their products.
"You want to fool them by labeling them as a dwarf product?"
"Oh, how can this be called foolishness, it's a white lie, and it's not too late to tell them that this is actually a goblin product after they blow up the orc buddies with these weapons. ”
As a qualified profiteer, Boss Hu decided to play a big game of cards, the reputation of the goblins is not good, and the reputation of the dwarf is much more reliable.
"I'm afraid that they haven't blown up the orcs yet, so they'll blow up their own farts first... Magni muttered.
"Rest assured, this batch of products are all improved and strengthened versions, and there will be no danger. "Boss Hu is full of confidence in the quality of his products.
Ryan looked up at the sky, "Let's hope their luck won't be too bad... ”
Soon, batches of "super safe" bombs and goblin dragon guns set out on their journey north.
The munitions were first transported to Ironforge, where the gnomes carried out the deck labeling, as well as a series of outer packaging processing.
The gnomes were about to cry about this, they were not afraid that they would be killed suddenly, they were mourning the reputation of their products.
That group of goblins who killed a thousand knives, not to mention that they themselves were harmed, and now they are coming to harm our dwarfs, your spicy chicken engineering, just change it to explosives.
Goblin bombs were labeled with the logo and number of dwarf engineering products, and the goblin dragon guns were also disguised as dwarf muskets.
Eventually, the gnomes received a royalty for the brand, and watched as the "gnome munitions" were loaded and shipped away by Kurtiras's trade fleet all the way to the north.
Boss Hu, a big entrepreneur, feels extremely proud, for the sake of mankind, for the world, what a noble good thing he has done...
The chief executive Hesso is also extremely proud, and for the first time his explosive products have gone abroad and overseas, which is a major victory for the goblin chaebol.
"Wait a minute... Have you prepared instruction manuals for those products?" Boss Hu suddenly thought of an important question.
Hei Suo was stunned when he heard this, and seemed to think that this problem was not a big problem at all.
"Of course it's ready, great master, please see, it's very detailed, those human customers must understand!"
Boss Hu took a manual... Oh, a rough little piece of paper, to be exact.
The enhanced version of the "Super Safe" bomb version 2.0, epic technological innovation, shocking upgrades, remove useless safety devices, pull open the lead, throw at the enemy, and achieve victory. ”
"Point the dragon spear at the enemy, pull the lead, fire, and emerge victorious. ”
The explanation is simple, easy to understand, suitable for all ages.
"Hmmm... There shouldn't be any problems. ”
Boss Hu said to himself, and then crumpled the "manual" and threw it aside.