Chapter 62: The spoiled essence of the six-pack abs
"Ahem, let's eat, do you want to eat?" Lin Tian coughed embarrassedly twice and invited Jiang Youxi to eat with him, and then Jiang Youxi looked at the empty plate? What does young lady mean? Is this not to let me eat and drive me away? Hey~
"Uh...... What do I eat? Jiang Youxi smiled awkwardly and politely, always feeling that her young lady should give herself an explanation, it's really sour for two people to eat a plate of dishes or something, that's right, I'm so sour~
- Roar, roar, our stupid master is jealous again, the positioning is still very clear, and he knows that he is jealous.
- Oh, boring, Xiaobai, can you not pay attention to this kind of thing of the master every day, why are you gossiping more and more? Have you finished watching the TV series?
-I just watched the TV series Duck, and I became gossipy~
- Come and play the game......
- Don't, I'm going to see the master vexatious! It's so good to grab vegetables or something.
-Hehehe, I don't think there's anything wrong with an old man who is eight meters old and coquettish.
The two dumplings are in a ball again......
"Well, this dish is good, I'll buy you two steamed buns, you can still eat enough." Lin Tian said solemnly, it seems that this is really the case. Straight man Lin feels that he is very reasonable, well, that's right, as long as I can come back, what I say is the truth.
"Sister Tian~~~~" Jiang Youxi squinted her eyes, trying to launch a love light wave ~ Sister Tian, who is coquettish or something, eats this set the most.
"It's good to nibble on the plate, it doesn't cost so much." Wang Xu really can't stand it, for Jiang Youxi's coquettishness, heh, at this time, he needs a person who breaks the sweet scene of the male and female protagonists and doesn't know the current affairs. However, Wang Xu gained a cold gaze after saying it happily, and this temperature made Wang Xu involuntarily have a cold war, mom~ so scared!
"emmmm~ this is okay...... No, you can't. Before Lin Tian finished speaking, he also received Jiang Youxi's accusation, and changed his words in time, hoping that Jiang Youxi didn't hear anything. How can the big guy make such a slip of the tongue, no, I want to be upright, I'm afraid there is no mistake!
"Wang Xu, I feel like you can go back, the meal is finished." Jiang Youxi didn't grab Lin Tian's pigtails, but he felt that Wang Xu was an eyesore here! That means don't stand here in vain and affect the two of you, it's time to evacuate the battlefield.
"Hey~ I won't go, I won't leave, I'm going to be a super large light bulb here~" Wang Xu said in a cheap voice, and the expression on his face was very pretty.
"I found that trees have no bark, they will surely die, people are shameless, and the world is invincible. It's really like that, you can be invincible! Jiang Youxi frowned and said ruthlessly, it should be a bit useful to be a domineering president or something at this time, there is really nothing to do about dealing with a cheeky guy like Wang Xu.
"Won awards~" Who is Wang Xu, that is a famous street tyrant in Area A, I think it was a bluffing face back then, if it wasn't for the third middle school, I don't know where to make waves.
"Okay, okay, let's see what you can, go back to the classroom when you're done eating, and you still know that you're a light bulb?" Lin Tian glanced at the unpredictable Jiang Youxi, and said to Wang Xu angrily, since everyone got acquainted, Wang Xu has been very fond of provoking Jiang Youxi, with his super thick skin and iconic smile, he can accurately find Jiang Youxi's sore feet every time, and provoke Jiang Youxi to squeak and scream, and the two of them always have the feeling of fighting.
"Well, I won't shine anymore, go back to the classroom, I'll help you take away your utensils with your eyelashes." Wang Xu is still self-aware, he took the tableware and left, the back is called a poignant, and it is almost a BJM.
Wang Xu just took two steps, and Jiang Youxi really couldn't see this kind of commotion. Bao's action: "Just listen to your sister Tian." After speaking, he kicked Wang Xu. It was a shame that Wang Xu walked two steps faster, otherwise he would have been kicked. Wang Xu glared at Jiang Youxi fiercely, grinned and reached out with a gesture of contempt, and then left without looking back.
Lin Tian saw the interaction between the two, and wanted to laugh inexplicably, but he still had to be a ninja, otherwise he didn't know what this coquettish monster would do. Now, Jiang Youxi (guai) was looking at Lin Tian aggrievedly, as if to say, "Look at Wang Xu, he bluffed me with gestures, he bullied me again!" ”
Lin Tian looked at the sky in his heart, if you didn't kick others by yourself, how could people reach out and despise you, and I despise you, but I can't say it, Jiang Youxi is looking for trouble again. "How's it going, was the last bite of the egg good?"
"It's delicious, as long as it's in your chopsticks, it's delicious." Jiang Youxi's eyes were bent into an arc, and he was so happy that he was angry, but it was still so good-looking to smile for Mao?
"Aren't you a cleanliness addict? That's on someone else's plate, think about it~" Ignoring Jiang Youxi's laughter, he always felt ill-intentioned. And I feel tired, is it because I was injured and I didn't want to go?
"No, you are the source of purification, and yours is clean." Jiang Youxi continued to be tired.
"Uh, are you eating? I guess there's no cafeteria, let's go, I'll take you out to eat. Lin Tian refused this topic, and was about to eat, there were too few dishes just now, they were not enough to eat, and they were affected by others, so it was better to go out and eat again.
"Uh-huh, I'm starving, I feel like I'll be able to take the second exam next time! Li Wenyan or something is trivial! Jiang Youxi followed Lin Tian to get up, it's better to be my little sister, care about myself, oops, I'll be able to eat soon, happy, I'm studying super seriously today, young lady praise me~~~
"Why not first? You can surpass Li Wenyan after studying with him for a while? Li Wenyan is like this every day! Lin Tian pierced Jiang Youxi mercilessly, and thought in his heart what to eat later.
"Little sister, don't you support me, how can you hit me~" Jiang Youxi is not happy, how can there be anyone who pours cold water on others, hum, big villain!
"Support, I just think you don't need to follow Li Wenyan's steps, you scholars have already formed your own style, you can completely follow your own methods, you look at you today, you don't have time to talk to me."
"Sister Tian, aren't you usually sleeping? Didn't you say a few words? Jiang Youxi was confused, and her heart was still a little happy, young lady, you know your importance, how about it, you are still the best! Hey, hey, hey.
"Hey, I feel that Li Wenyan is here, the environment has become stuffy, there is no vitality at all, and I will have nightmares when I sleep." Lin Tian sighed and said this matter slowly, as if he didn't care about his own business.
"Sister Tian, you're exaggerating!" said this, I can't wait for Lin Tian to exaggerate a little, hey, hey, Sister Tian, don't worry, after a month, I will definitely surpass Li Wenyan and sit next to Sister Tian!
"What about you, how do you get along with the squad leader?" Lin Tian said lightly, I haven't been in the classroom much this morning, and I feel completely derailed from the class, hey, why is that kind of beautiful little girl not her own tablemate, but a wooden person who is dedicated to learning! Gangnam makes you ...... Cannot.
"Huh? I...... I don't know, we basically didn't speak, and I still have a mission to surpass Li Wenyan, how can I have the strength to talk to others? Hey, I don't have enough time. Jiang Youxi said bitterly, since he made a bet with Li Wenyan this morning, he couldn't wait to divide himself into countless villains and study hard, this is a game about the dignity of men, and the bet is on the position of Lin Tian's narrator! Don't be careless. Regarding the matter of the squad leader, Jiang Youxi also paid a little attention to it, Han Xian was sitting in front of him, and the two of them pulled out as soon as they got out of class, and then he didn't care about it. Speaking of the new position in the class, now I feel that Wang Xu is too noisy, and he is not at all at ease after class, which is even more excessive than before.
"Okay, pay attention to the combination of work and rest, just your small body, as thin as a piece of paper, don't get tired." Lin Tian looked at Jiang Youxi's little arms and legs, and he could see it when he had a fight yesterday, at most, he was protecting himself from being beaten, hey, she was really a pampered little princess, and she couldn't stand the wind and rain.
"Ahem, I'm a man with six-pack abs! Look at my muscles, it's definitely not the kind of little weak chicken that falls when the wind blows! Don't worry, I'll be OK! Jiang Youxi bent his arm, revealing his not very obvious biceps, maybe he also found it, and quickly put his arm down. and quietly peeked at the bruises on his hands, could he be a little weak chicken.
"Mmmmmm, do you have a few abs in basketball? You can pull it down, it's just too thin. Lin Tian didn't say anything, it would be bad if he hurt the little princess's self-esteem.
"Sister Tian, you can talk about me, are you thinner? You're less than 100 pounds! Jiang Youxi said unconvinced, the young lady is as thin as a bamboo pole, she is already tall, fortunately, the skeleton is not big or small, otherwise it will be out of phase. For Lin Tian's weight, it was really super frustrating to say, and he swore that he would feed Lin Tian fat, but he didn't eat less rice, but the meat didn't rise at all.
"I'm a girl, don't compare yourself to me. Let's eat jajangmyeon, I haven't eaten it for a long time, and this jajanjangmyeon is definitely beyond your imagination! Lin Tian remembered the last time he ate fried noodles, and he drooled when he smelled it.
"Sister Tian, I originally thought that you were a monk who had no desires, no desires, and no appetite, but I didn't expect you to like to eat very much." After getting acquainted, I felt that my little fairy had subverted her image, and she had become more popular, and she was no longer fluttering.
"Hmm...... Occasionally, I want to eat delicious food, but most of the time I'm still very busy and don't have time to eat. Lin Tian told the truth, after all, when Jiang Youxi didn't move into Lin Tian's house, Lin Tian was a lonely person, and when he had nothing to do, he was engaged in documents and made a little money, no one cared about it, and it would be good to eat on time, Lin Tian himself didn't expect that he would not be able to take care of himself, hey, he didn't say too much, it was all tears, and those days were boring.
"Well, has it arrived?" Jiang Youxi acquiesced to Lin Tian's words, and even made up in his mind that his little sister had forgotten to sleep and eat, well, it was very touching, and he decided more and more that he still had to cook for his little sister when he was there, it was too pitiful.