Chapter Seventy-Seven: Hot-Blooded Old Man
After picking these wild vegetables, everyone was exhausted, and the senior brother took them to the hot spring for a comfortable soak for a while before letting them go back to eat.
At night, Xiao Lingran lay on the bed in a daze, and after a while, he heard someone knocking on the door, which turned out to be Yang Fan.
"It's so late, what are you looking for me?" Xiao Lingran welcomed him in his heart, but he still had to pretend.
Yang Fan looked at him with a smile and took out a small bottle from his arms, "That, this is the incense pill I made before, it's best for you to use it after thinking about it, so ......"
Xiao Lingran raised his eyebrows, took it with a calm expression, threw a light "thank you", and sent people away.
Seeing that Yang Fan went back, she stole fun from holding a small bottle on the bed, and couldn't help but put one into the incense burner, smelling the incense and feeling that it smelled of him......
The next morning, after eating, I went to the morning exercise. The so-called morning exercise is nothing more than running circles around the mountain, and then continuing to practice the wooden sword.
The senior brothers each handed out a copy of Qingye swordsmanship, took them to learn a few tricks first, and then let them supervise each other's practice in pairs. Wanqing and Xiao Lingran used swords with each other, and seeing her absent-mindedness, they didn't know what they were thinking.
"Hmm~ Ah Ran, you are so fragrant, did you rub any cream?" Wanqing put down her sword and fell in front of her.
"Huh? Nope...... Maybe I burned incense on the stove all night last night, and my clothes got some on it all night. After Xiao Lingran finished explaining, his heart was also retracted.
After the morning exercise, it is the mental method, and there is no meaning in the class, just take them into the state of mind. What caught her attention a little was just some spells that she had taught them later, saying that they could resist and suppress evil spirits.
After a long time, Xiao Lingran only felt bored, and complained to himself: "I thought that after entering the sect, I would go down the mountain to kill demons." β
Sure enough, she was still obsessed with this, and Wanqing comforted her with a smile: "Of course there will be, but we have only been here for two days, how can we be so fast." β
Well, Xiao Lingran can only wait patiently.
In the afternoon, it was a pharmaceutical class, but the person who came was not the old man from yesterday, but a short and fat old woman, her eyes were covered by a black cloth, and she seemed to be invisible, her gray hair was tied into two braids, and her expression was slightly fierce, so frightened that several little girls did not dare to speak.
"Ahem......" The old woman put her hands behind her back and slowly walked into the school, her eyes were obviously covered, but Xiao Lingran always felt that there was a cold light coming out of her eyes.
"Today, I'll teach you." The old woman did not sit down, but stood in the middle, "examining" everyone present.
At this time, a bold girl asked, "Master, are you here to ask us to make medicine?" β
The woman was stunned for a moment, and replied, "You don't need to call the master and the master, just call me a poisonous woman." With that, she took out all kinds of bottles and cans from her pocket.
"Hmph, only that old immortal guy likes to engage in traditional Chinese medicine, what I want to teach you is to make drugs!"
After saying that, some of the people who do it again have bright eyes, and some are worried.
"There's a big box in front of you, open it and take a look." After the poison woman finished speaking, she also began to play with a small bottle in her hand.
"Helpβ" The voice came from Tu Ye, who opened the box and saw that it was crawling with spiders.
The others opened the box in front of them in much the same way, because it was full of poison.
"What's the noise, a big man is still afraid of small insects!" The poisonous woman shouted angrily.
After reading these cases, Xiao Lingran calmly opened the box in front of him, which contained an old familiar worm - a killer bee. This guy has been caught before, so he is very familiar with it.
"Poison, poison woman...... I want to change the box. Tu Ye stood up tremblingly and said.
The poisonous woman replied unusually irritably: "Why do you men pick and choose, sit down, and you are not allowed to change!" β
It seems that her mother-in-law was also deeply hurt by a man, Xiao Lingran secretly complained in her heart.
"Poisonous woman, I-" At this time, Xiao Lingran also stood up, Wanqing looked at her with a frightened face, isn't it looking for death when she gets up now?
"Do you want to change it too, I said it, if it doesn't work, it won't work." The poisonous woman's attitude was obviously softer than just now.
Xiao Lingran explained: "I don't want to either, but I have this killer bee myself." β
Killer bees? The people below couldn't help but gasp, just by hearing the name, they knew the power.
The poisonous woman sneered, "You little girl, you just want to change, and you still have to tell these lies." β
The fish roe at the bottom stood up again, and then her words said: "Sure enough, people's hearts are sinister, and they will do whatever it takes for the sake of the end? β
Xiao Lingran's expression was like eating, which could also make Yu Roshu seize the opportunity to say a few words about herself?
Seeing that none of them believed it, Xiao Lingran took out a bottle from his waist, and after opening the lid, dozens of killer bees flew out "buzzing".
Seeing so many terrifying poisons flying around the school, the students below were so frightened that they cried wolves, but Xiao Lingran was so happy that you didn't believe me!
Hearing the voice, the poisonous woman recognized this thing, and her eyebrows stretched a little, "Since you ...... If you do have killer bees, then your homework for today should be done, so take them back. β
Her voice became less tough, and Yu Zishu slapped her face a little, so she sat down quietly. Xiao Lingran was proud, and shouted softly, "Come back." The killer bees obediently flew back into the bottle.
"Ahem, I'm going to show you how to extract the venom from these guys' bodies, and then you can try it yourself, if you get bitten on the hand, hum ......" The poison woman said to them in a strange tone.
At this moment, yesterday's master hurriedly ran in and hurriedly stopped: "Little friends, don't listen to this old woman's flowers, these poisons are very dangerous, how can you extract venom." β
Seeing him come to stop him, the poisonous woman suddenly became angry, "Who are you calling your wife, you old immortal guy!" If you don't come yourself, you won't be allowed to be taught? β
"I heal the heart of the Bodhisattva, of course I can't see the old monster torturing me these spring flowers!" The old man stomped on his crutches angrily.
"Oh yo, it's amazing, it's still a bodhisattva's heart, I'm bah! Even if they are bitten by poison, I have an antidote for them, what do you need to do with this demented old man? "The poisonous woman is very unhappy with her waist crossed.
"Heh, with your little insect carving skills, you still dare to play a big knife in front of Guan Gong?" The corners of the doctor's mouth rose and he mocked.
The poisonous woman no longer defended, but directly and ruthlessly sprinkled a handful of yellow powder on the doctor.
I saw the poor old man croaking like a frog and learning its movements to jump there. It took him a long time before he applied a needle to expel the toxin.
"You old monster should be really ruthless, then don't blame me for being rude!" After speaking, I saw the doctor take out a few silver needles and prick them in various positions on the poisonous woman's face.
"It's been a while. I've been over it~" I saw the poisonous woman's facial expression twitching, and she was still learning the crow of the big.
The students below were smiling secretly, for fear that they would become a live target if they heard it.
None of these two people can get used to each other, and they fight for a lesson, a frog and a rooster for a while, and a sow and an old cow for a while. The people below looked at it, and their faces flushed with laughter.
Is this a blood feud, or is it flirting?
When it was time for dinner, Xiao Lingran and Wanqing sat together, and the wild vegetables they picked yesterday and made today still tasted so delicious.
While eating, I heard the little girls gathered next to me discussing something.
"Alas, which of these new batch of disciples do you think is good-looking?"
"I think that's a good remark."
"Hey, I think you're still dead in that heart, I heard that people are princes!"
"Really, forget it. That Tu Ye is also very good, but it is a little ...... Foolish? β
Poof, Xiao Lingran almost didn't choke on laughter.
"You can't have a good eye, I think it's good, that Yang Fan is good."
"Me too, I am humble and gentle, I often help girls carry heavy objects and do dirty work, if you want me, I will choose him......"
Xiao Lingran rolled her eyes disdainfully and muttered, "The current female doll is really not reserved. β
Wanqing seemed to understand, and looked at her with a strange expression. After that, the girls changed the subject.
"I heard that this year's locusts are particularly bad, and the harvest is pitiful, this summer is here again, and there are droughts in many places, this year is really a disaster......
"But it's not, I heard that the locusts are not ordinary, they have all become demons, so the loss is so serious."
"Really, then we ......"
At this moment, Senior Brother Fengyun suddenly appeared in front, "Excuse meβ"
Xiao Lingran, like everyone else, put down his chopsticks and looked at him.
"I think everyone knows about the locust plague in various parts of the country, but this locust plague is not trivial, it is not an ordinary locust, but a monster ......."
The people below were embarrassed.
"Therefore, the Holy Lord has issued an order to send disciples from various immortal sects to help exterminate the locust essence, so we must strengthen our practice, and after seven days, our sect will use all the manpower to set off together. New disciples can also be used as an experience, so be prepared! β
"Yesβ" The senior brothers and sisters were fearless, but some of the new disciples began to complain again.
"If you don't want to, you can stay on the mountain, and you don't have to go down with us." Senior Brother Fengyun was humane and gave them a choice, "After dinner, you can voluntarily come to me to sign up." β
Of course, Xiao Lingran would not let go of this opportunity, and actively signed his name, and did not forget to pull Wanqing.
"Tu Ye, you won't be scared, right?" Xiao Lingran raised his eyebrows and looked at him who was hesitant on the side.
Tu Ye couldn't help but be excited, he signed it after listening, and regretted it afterwards, he was the most afraid of insects!