Chapter 89: A Tongue That Doesn't Rotten in Three Inch
Chapter 89: A Tongue That Doesn't Rotten in Three Inch
"Boy, look at your little bit of talent, isn't it the flight of Edgeworth? Worth it that you almost popped out your eyes? ”
Just as Xiang Feiyu's mind was fluttering and dreaming of flying into the sky, a coquettish voice sounded, and Xia Xiaoqian rolled her eyes and looked at him with a disdainful expression, just like looking at a dumpling that had just entered the city.
Xia Xiaoqian does have the capital to despise people, not only did she advance to the Yudan realm in her twenties, but she was also a rare alchemist, and she couldn't help but say that she was talented and favored by God.
"Hee-hee-hee......"
Seeing Xiang Feiyu's wryly smile, Zhao Feiyan couldn't help but smile with her mouth covered, her eyes showing a sense of narrowness.
Xiang Feiyu had an idea, and immediately found a downhill step. So, he turned back to Zhao Feiyan and said, "Little Nizi, you dare to laugh at my husband and me, believe it or not, I will sew up your cherry mouth!" ”
Before Zhao Feiyan could reply, she was interrupted by Xia Xiaoqian: "Boy, I said that you can't cultivate the Tao, it's okay to deal with women!" Feiyan, ignore him, what's the benefit of following such a man, it's better to change the 'call'!"
"Well, that's it, I listen to the fairy!" Zhao Feiyan suppressed a smile and replied with a straight face.
Seeing that he had become a loner, Xiang Feiyu was a little anxious, and hurriedly admitted his mistake: "Two aunts, I was wrong, am I wrong?" You ......"
"This ...... Fairy, look ......" Zhao Feiyan looked at Xia Xiaoqian and asked for advice.
"Well, that's pretty much it! Boy, remember, women can't be offended casually, you know? We'll forgive you this time, if there's a next time, hum! Xia Xiaoqian pretended to have a straight face and snorted coldly.
"Oh, got it!"
Xiang Feiyu looked at the two beautiful women who had condensed into a rope, just like a wronged little daughter-in-law, and whispered.
Xia Xiaoqianyu waved her hand, a medicine tripod flashed out of thin air, she pinched the seal in her hand, and the medicine tripod immediately became more than three meters big, hovering in the air, and the tripod body was engraved with mysterious unknown lines, filled with a layer of faint light.
The two of them jumped up with Xia Xiaoqian, only to find that there was a small platform inside Dingkou, just enough for the three of them to stand, which was much more comfortable than sitting on the flying sword.
"Let's go!"
Xia Xiaoqian's sword pointed at the sky, and the medicine tripod rose into the air. Xiang Feiyu felt as if he was sitting in a sedan chair, and it was quite comfortable, but he didn't scream, afraid that Xia Xiaoqian would spray his face again.
The medicine tripod continued to rise, and Liuxian City became smaller and smaller, gradually becoming a matchbox. The wind is whistling on both sides, but because the body is in the ding, there is no need to worry about falling down all the time, but there is time to enjoy the flying white clouds.
Thinking of this, it is a long way to go to the Divine Dragon Sect, if it is too hard to be a dumb person like this, Xiang Feiyu can't help but think about it, he must get Xia Xiaoqian, the Bodhisattva, done!
"Ahem, fairy, your medicine tripod is not only beautiful in appearance, but also extremely wonderful, and it is even more comfortable to sit up! Compared to that Fan Ren's Dao sword, it is simply rubbish, not only will you suffer from the biting pain of the cold wind, but you will always be worried that it will fall......"
After listening to Xiang Feiyu's rambling sycophants, Xia Xiaoqian surprisingly did not reprimand this time, but smiled coquettishly: "Boy, you can speak!" Actually, Fan Ren's Dao Sword is not as unbearable as you said, no matter what, it is still a Dao Sword of life after all, isn't it? If Fan Ren hears it, it will tear your mouth apart! ”
"Even if I tear my mouth, I'm not afraid, I'm just telling the truth! I don't believe there is no place in this world for people to tell the truth! I also want to say that although this medicine tripod is very beautiful and magical, it is far from being as holy and noble as the fairy...... I think even the real gods in the sky can't compare to you! ”
Seeing Xiang Feiyu's three-inch incorruptible tongue constantly turning, and lotus flowers constantly blooming, Zhao Feiyan didn't seem to know him anymore. Of course, she won't be bored to eat a fairy's dry vinegar, where would she not know the ghost idea in the heart of this little enemy!
"Oh, boy, stop, you can bear it, I can't bear it! Your kid's mouth, its power is definitely not less than a Dao sword in the Dan stage, hurry up and tell the truth, is this how you deceived Zhao Feiyan? ”
Xia Xiaoqian patted her forehead with her hand, and hurriedly stopped Xiang Feiyu, who still wanted to continue playing, and turned her head and asked seriously.
"Oh, don't be embarrassed, fairy, I'm just telling the truth! As for Zhao Feiyan, the two of us have definitely passed the test of life and death! Our feelings are like lotus white, wrapping tighter and tighter, like the yin danbu that will never fade...... Even if the sea becomes mulberry, our feelings will not change......"
"Poof!"
"Hahahaha......"
The two beautiful women couldn't control it anymore, and finally laughed out loud, and after a long time, they stopped. If you want to make the atmosphere serious, it's really not ordinary.
Seeing that he had achieved such an unexpected effect by casually grabbing a joke in his mind, Xiang Feiyu couldn't help but feel proud, and he also smirked.
"Ouch, my stomach hurts from laughing!" Zhao Feiyan was also shocked by Xiang Feiyu's fresh words, and rubbed her stomach and said.
"Hehe, Feiyu is ...... This kid is simply born with a three-inch tongue! I think he can even blow the dead alive, and even the sparrows in the trees can be coaxed down! ”
Xia Xiaoqian laughed and admired, even Xianyuan's control almost had a problem, and the medicine tripod swayed a few times, so frightened that the faces of the two changed, and hurriedly held the dingkou, looking at this initiator.
Xia Xiaoqian found that she was a little out of shape, as if she did not match her identity as a fairy, so she hurriedly waved her sword to stabilize the medicine tripod, and smiled a little apologetically.
"I said fairy, even if you want to praise me, you don't have to be so exaggerated! Ouch, my mother, my little heart is still pounding! Xiang Feiyu patted his chest and said with palpitations.
"However, generally this kind of oily and slippery person is unreliable, Feiyan, you have to pay attention in the future!" Xia Xiaoqian glanced at Zhao Feiyan and kindly reminded.
Zhao Feiyan deliberately said in a matter-of-fact manner: "Well, I know, I will test him again in the future!" ”
"What? Why am I wrong again this time? Xiang Feiyu didn't react for a while, he was stunned, and asked dumbfounded.
Could it really be that a woman's heart is a needle, and turning her face is faster than turning a book? I said it well just now, but I didn't expect the wind direction to change again! Can this still be fun?
"I didn't say you were wrong!"
"Then you ......"
"Oh, I'm just saying people like you are unreliable!"
……
As the saying goes, when a show meets a soldier, it is unreasonable. Now Xiang Feiyu also has a feeling of wanting to cry without tears, he finally has a new understanding of life, men sometimes meet women, and they can't find a place to reason!
"Alas, fairy, I'm really telling the truth!"
"Feiyan, my heart for you is really heaven and earth, it can be said that it is earth-shattering and crying ghosts and gods......"
Yao Ding flew through the air like a lightning bolt, leaving only Xiang Feiyu's helpless voice constantly echoing in the sky......