What's the deal with this understatement?

The previous question is the foreshadowing of this question?

Wang Xi's battlefield alertness immediately increased, and he carefully looked at Xiao Yi's expression.

"It's not as good as you." Wang Xi felt that this answer should be regarded as a standard answer, although he actually had nothing to do with Xiao Yi.

"I'm not good-looking, go, take me to take a look, it's still early anyway. I know a lot of routines, I'll help you plan and win it in one fell swoop! "Xiao Yi thinks that he has watched a lot of love movies, and he looks like a master.

Finished! It's a routine! Only one of the questions was answered!

You should deny the first question of Primary One at the first time!

"Ah, no, no, no, Xiaoyi, don't listen to my brother's nonsense, people are the courtyard flowers of the third courtyard, where do I dare to chase them. Nothing! Wang Xi quickly denied it.

"The courtyard flower still says it's not as good-looking as me!? The meaning of the courtyard flower is the most beautiful in the three courtyards, and I am also from the three courtyards, so I must be better looking than me. Let's go, I'm familiar with the senior sisters in internal medicine, but I haven't met Yingying. Xiao Yi pushed his back with his hand behind him.

I ······ Got the tricks one after another?

I want to tear this mouth of mine!

"No, no, no, you're here, the name of this courtyard flower must be yours, you want to re-evaluate, don't you believe Senior Brother Zhou." This is the same as the ranking of rivers and lakes, which changes every period of time. By the way, how did you get acquainted with everyone after only a few days of coming? Wang Xi lied, changed the topic, and prepared to pass the test.

But Xiao Yi didn't pay attention to his question at all, but said very happily: "Really? You think I'm better?! Don't lie to me, you have Gu worms in your stomach! ”

Wang Xi's face was full of black lines, the last time Xiao Yi scared him, he also thought that Xiao Yi was joking, but he still couldn't rest assured, and later looked for Uncle Daishi, and was laughed at by Uncle Daishi and said that he would actually be a little girl.

"Of course you're better-looking, besides, we're both ······ A relationship at first sight, right? Wang Xi snorted.

"Then you are still holding Senior Sister Yingying and kissing and gnawing?! Shameless. Xiao Yi had a lot of strength and kept pushing him forward.

And at this time, the third courtyard was full of people.

These people are looking at this scumbag!

What is it? How has it developed to the point of kissing and gnawing!? Brothers and sisters of the Third Courtyard, which eye did you see!? Those senior brothers who died in the line of duty, are you okay in the underworld now? Doesn't conscience hurt?

Judge Cui, can you sentence these senior brothers to hell for me to pull out their tongues!?

Wait, there is a problem with the beginning and end of the problem of the primary one? Does this mean that if you are more beautiful, I should hold you and kiss and nibble on you?!

"Xiaoyi, my own sister, these people are all rumors, if you don't believe it, go ask Senior Brother Zhou! Senior Brother Zhou, you should always be trustworthy! "Anyway, it's not wrong to carry Senior Brother Zhou out if there's something, Xiao Yi is very convinced of Senior Brother Zhou.

"That's right, it's Senior Brother Zhou who told me, and you ······ I don't even wear clothes······" Xiao Yi seemed to be very embarrassed, blushed, and continued to push Wang Xi to prevent him from turning around.

Zhou ······ Senior Brother······

Who is it?

Do I have this brother? Didn't you? Maybe there was before, but there will be absolutely no more!!

"Senior Brother Zhou is talking nonsense! He didn't see it at all, he didn't believe it······"

"That's what Senior Brother Liu said, and after Senior Brother Zhou finished speaking, it was he who added you······ The ······ No clothes. Xiao Yi said in a low voice.

It's over, I'm probably going to be alone, and I don't have a senior brother anymore, so I can't bother my senior brother with this, right? I'm most afraid of him.

Wang Xi raised his eyes and looked at the sky, it will snow, God.

"Oh, Xiaoyi, things are not what you think, I'll tell you, it's actually ······"

"I'll tell you, I'm coming, everyone knows I'm a witch, and they're all very curious. I brought a lot of gifts, which made the senior sisters happy. Xiao Yi changed the topic by himself and answered the question in front of Wang Xi.

Oh? Is this in the past? Is it a pass?

It's not right, I always feel like I'm holding a fart in my mouth, and I just want to say it and I hold it back.

Should I continue with this topic or go back to the question I just asked?

It's a bit hard to choose······

"Don't you ask me what gifts I bought? Aren't you afraid that their gifts are better than yours? Xiao Yi was behind, couldn't see Wang Xi's expression, and seeing that he didn't speak, he asked.

Wang Xi came back to his senses and thought for a while, with Xiaoyi's knowledge and social experience, he could only be a dumbbell!?

Could it be that all the female doctors who went out after the third hospital in my school have strong pectoralis major muscles!?

The master will beat you to death, right!?

"Uh, is it lipstick or a bag?" Wang Xi guessed casually.

"Hmph, I thought you could guess it, so you said that you hit it off with me. It's a bra! More than 30 sets! When I came out this time, Abba and Aunt Bao both said that they couldn't lose the face of the village, gave me a lot of money, and explained it. Hey, but even so, I didn't expect there to be so many people in the three courtyards of you, and my husband told me that there are usually only about 100 people in the courtyard, and there are only 30 or 40 women. By the way, you can accompany me to go again, just the last time, I now have a membership card, which can be discounted. Also, this afternoon, Senior Brother Zhou taught me to shop online, I am going to buy another computer, your computers are better than mine, Senior Brother Liu said that my computer is very old. Xiao Yi said to himself again and again, jumping around and saying several things.

Wang Xi recalled the experience of accompanying Xiaoyi to buy underwear, and then the association expanded: If he accompanied Xiaoyi to buy so many underwear, he would be considered a pervert by the clerk, right? Lots of different flavors?

No, no, you can't go, so hurry up and lead the conversation back to the realm that you are familiar with as an otaku.

What is most familiar with otaku? It has to be electronics!

"It's okay, I'll lend you my computer, it's very useful, let's go, don't go to internal medicine, let's go get the computer, and I'll help you get your new phone."

In this field, I'm a director!

"I don't need my phone, Senior Brother Zhou has helped me get it. How good is your computer, and is it fast? Can you watch it in a row? Xiao Yi really ran away, stopped the movements of his hands, and ran in front of Wang Xi to ask him.

"It's not just a good look, let's go, my house is not far away, let's go and get back quickly, anyway, I don't use the computer much lately.

"Ah, you want to get out of the courtyard? Senior Brother Zhou won't let it. Xiaoyi is very obedient, and she will remember what Zhou Ke told her.

"It's just a few steps, and it can be regarded as a dormitory for me in the courtyard, not out of the courtyard."

Hey? Why is it more and more handy to coax Xiao Yi now?

"Okay, give me a look at it first, and see if I can look at it."

"Okay, Queen, you have the final say." As long as he is not dragged around to fool around, he is willing to do anything.

"No, I'm going to be a yard flower! I'll ask Senior Brother Zhou in the evening! Xiao Yimei opened his eyes and laughed.

"Yes, yes, the flower of the third courtyard, Zhang Xiaoyi! If you have time, find logistics to embroider this sentence on your white coat. ”

"Huh? What about Senior Sister Yingying's white coat? Did you tear it up for her? Xiao Yi asked seriously.

I'll go! This girl is serious!

Hey? What a chance!

"I just wanted to tell you about this, Senior Sister Yingying and I were struck by thunder in the battle, but fortunately, the power was not great, but the clothes were gone. That's why ······" Wang Xi's words were half-true, at that time, they obviously lost their armor and only wore hand clothes.

"Huh? Wang Xi, why didn't you say it earlier? Did you hurt anything? Xiao Yi immediately asked with concern. She knows the power of the thunder, and Wu is very afraid of this technique in the courtyard, a pure weapon of mass destruction.

Xiao Yi grabbed Wang Xi's hand and looked at it, rolled up his sleeves again, and saw that there was nothing abnormal, so he said, "Coax me again?" ”

Wang Xi said: "There is a lot of public here, did I take off my clothes for you to check?" So people don't say I'm an exhibitionist? I was injured on my back, I was on top at the time, and Senior Sister Yingying was below, all of them greeted me, although it was not a big deal, but it was still a big sticky, but it was scabbed over the past few days. Don't worry. ”

"I'm also worried about you, what is the murder? I don't want a computer. Xiao Yi pouted.

Bad? Where am I murdered?

How do you say that if you are angry, you will be angry? This is the first time I've seen Xiao Yiqi angry.

Straight man Wang Xi didn't realize what the problem was?

"Little One?"

"What?"

"You really don't want a computer anymore?"

"I've got money! And there's definitely something unhealthy in your computer! I asked Senior Brother Zhou to choose for me. I'm going to sue you, saying that you're going to kill me as soon as we meet? ”

"Where are you fierce when you meet? We've all been talking for so long! My computer is full of games! ”

"Fierce again!"

"Really no, really no, Little One, let's go get the computer, I promise you, it's all good movies and fun games! Then there is time to accompany you to the lingerie store! I'm also paid, I'll give you lipstick. Wang Xi immediately made a guarantee.

"Really? Tell me, how much was paid? "The nature of a little money fan has come out again.

"Really! But it's not much, more than 3,000, and you still have to pay rent, but lipstick doesn't cost much. How? Not angry? ”

"Wow! Coax me again! It's obviously a rented house! "Xiao Yi caught Wang Xi's loophole in one fell swoop.

Wang Xi could only smile awkwardly and said, "Anyway, it's very close, and the computer will be yours in the future, how about it?" ”

Xiao Yi thought for a while, nodded, and said, "Okay, I'll ask you a question and answer honestly." ”

"Absolutely!"

"Hehe, you're on top, Senior Sister Yingying is below, is it comfortable to hold? Is it good to touch? ”

Only then did Wang Xi realize what the problem was!

This question is simply a score question, and there is no difficulty at all! Hehehehehe.

"It's not comfortable at all, it's not easy to touch!" Wang Xi's expression was unusually serious.

Hey, the sub-question has been made into a proposition, Wang Xi, you are amazing!