2 Chapter 86 Encountering Acquaintances in the Underworld
Shi Yijian didn't have a good way now, so he stood up, and with the mentality of giving it a try, he pulled open his trouser chain and shot a torrent of yellow, orange and orange into the colorful petals.
At this moment, an unexpected thing happened, this soaked urine actually passed in front of Shi Yijian's eyes, flew straight up, and a trace of yellow raindrops that spread out continued to fall on his face.
Shi Yijian was horrified in his heart, braked suddenly, and hurriedly put the gun into his pants, and finally knew why he couldn't get out of this world of flowers. The flowers on the other side bloom on the other side, there is only heaven and earth here, there is no other shore, that is to say, heaven and earth are separated from each other, here the universe is reversed, heaven is earth, earth is heaven.
Shi Yijian, who has figured this out, as long as he looks at the world upside down, then he can get out of this sea of colorful petals.
Just do it, Shi Yijian's buttocks were cocked, his head and hands were on the ground with each other, and then the moment he kicked his feet straight up, a huge colorful vortex suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, and the sky swirled in his mind, and then it was dark in front of him, and he was unconscious.
When Shi Yijian woke up, he suddenly found that he was still on the edge of the cliff, and as soon as the three demon spirits saw him wake up, they immediately surrounded him and asked nonsense
γ Shi Yijian knew from their mouths that when he was resting on the cliff before, he accidentally plunged into the bottomless abyss, and the three demon spirits wanted to appear to stop it, but they were already a beat slower, and when they saw that Shi Yijian was about to be smashed to pieces, the three demon spirits were suddenly sealed by a mysterious force.
When this mysterious power dissipated, the three of them found that Shi Yijian was already on the opposite side of the big rift, unconscious.
After Shi Yijian heard this, he was also very surprised, it turned out that he had inadvertently reached the other side of the abyss, seeing that he was not broken, his hands and feet were intact, he tried to calm himself, and sighed: "This is really a dream of Huangliang, the ghost domain of the Three Realms and the Netherworld Mansion are really not places for people, it is too mysterious, or the yang world is more real." With that, he was about to stand up, when suddenly his feet went limp, and his whole body was weak.
Seeing this, the three demon spirits said one after another, "Little Stone, what's wrong with you?" β
Shi Yijian smiled bitterly: "I'm so hungry, I forgot how long I haven't eaten." As he spoke, he concentrated his energy, took out the only remaining food from the spatial ring, and swallowed it into his stomach, only then did he feel better.
Thinking of the last line of the poem that the miserable future is more like home, Shi Yijian shook his spirit and continued to walk along the undulating gravel mountain.
After walking for about half a day, climbing to a halfway up the mountain, the rat spirit suddenly stood still, Shi Yijian saw this, immediately squatted down, trotted over, and whispered: "Fifth master, what's the situation?" β
The rat spirit's eyes rolled slightly, and he replied a little uncertainly: "There seems to be an acquaintance on the mountain ahead." β
Shi Yijian frowned, in the underworld, except for Zhao Sixi, he had no acquaintances, and the rat spirit had been staying in the ghost eye shrine since he followed Shi Yijian, and he had no chance to meet Zhao Sixi.
Afraid of deception, he asked, "The breath of an acquaintance, who?" β
"Big man, old black charcoal."
When Shi Yijian heard this, he was ecstatic in his heart, the old black charcoal in the mouth of the rat spirit was a black bear, and the black bear used to be a guard at the Ghost Gate, maybe Zhao Sixi really successfully rescued him.
It's just that before Shi Yijian could make a move, the rat spirit spoke again: "There should be two breaths in front, one is the old black charcoal, and the other seems to be a little familiar, but it is very unfamiliar, anyway, I don't know, whether to go directly or detour, you can look at it." β
The current Shi Yijian is also big-hearted and small-hearted, he has experienced too much, and it was not easy to get here, he doesn't want to give up his efforts.
At this time, the weasel and the three-headed snake also surrounded him, and after the weasel asked about the situation, he said: "Although the old black charcoal is not very good, but it is quite reliable, if it weren't for him, your life would have been gone, not to mention that you want to get out of the tightly guarded door ghost, how easy it is to talk about it, you might as well go forward and try your luck." β
Shi Yijian nodded when he heard this, and walked quietly to the top of the hillside.
Shi Yijian had excellent eyesight, and as soon as he showed his head, he saw two black shadows suddenly standing in the dark night dozens of meters away, Zhao Sixi and the black bear, he was greatly surprised in his heart, and immediately trotted over.
At this time, Zhao Sixi and the black bear also saw the person clearly, Zhao Sixi waved his hand to Shi Yijian from a distance, Shi Yijian walked in front of them, held the hands of both of them at the same time, and said happily: "It's really an acquaintance in a foreign country, and I feel very affectionate, Brother Zhao, Brother Xiong, why did you appear here?" β
Zhao Sixi smiled: "This is our world, this sentence should be asked by us." β
After this person, two ghosts and three demons stood on the top of the mountain and talked for a while, Shi Yijian learned that they were commissioned by a mysterious person to wait here in turn for more than a month.
Tonight happens to be the Midyear Festival, the day when the ghost door is wide open, and the two who have nothing to do will come here to chat while waiting for Shi Yijian to appear.
At this time, Shi Yijian was already surprised, from the poems obtained by the old man in his dream, to the seven-story ancient tower, to the green-eyed skeleton Wushan, and finally to the two of them, it seems that his fate has already been arranged.
It's just that Shi Yijian was surprised that more than half a year has passed since he entered the ghost market.
Before they could sigh how quickly time had passed, the black bear interrupted their conversation and said, "This is not a place to stay for a long time, while the ghost gate is not strictly guarded now, we will help you fool the past." β
Zhao Sixi nodded: "Well, it's the time of the hundred ghosts traveling at night, and we just pretend to be the ghost envoy who guards the dead souls to help you get out of the customs, otherwise it will be a little troublesome when the time comes." β
As he spoke, Zhao Sixi took out a ghostly dress from a bag and motioned for Shi Yijian to put it on, and then he pulled out a long knife from the black bear's waist and slashed it on his wrist, and a thick black gas instantly gushed out.
Before Shi Yijian could understand what was going on, Zhao Sixi had already raised his arm and clasped it on his head.
Seeing this, the black bear immediately stepped forward and smeared Shi Yijian's whole body with the black qi overflowing from Zhao Sixi.
Seeing that it was done, Zhao Sixi took a few steps back, pressed one hand on the wound, and exhaled a long breath: "Alas, this is really a loss-making business, Brother Shi, you owe me a big favor this time, the mountains and rivers meet, when the time comes, I will ask you to help me do something, don't tell me the conditions." β
Shi Yijian smiled, knowing that the first time he did something for Zhao Sixi, he issued a long price list, and the old man always held a grudge in his heart.
Seeing that the old and the young mentioned the past again, the black bear remembered that he was almost scattered by them, and his heart was a little unhappy, he saw that Shi Yijian's breath had been completely covered, and coughed heavily.
"It seems that we still have to seize the time, Lao Zhao's soul power is limited, and it can only last for an hour, and after an hour, your kid will be beaten back to his original form, this trespass on the underworld, but it is a capital crime, even if you have nine lives, it is still not enough for you to die."
Listening to the black bear's words, the two looked at each other, smiled at each other, Shi Yijian recalled the three demon spirits, changed into a ghostly clothes, and followed Zhao Sixi and the black bear to the side of Huangquan Road in a hurry. Looking at the ghosts who were being guarded by the ghosts one after another on the Huangquan Road, the three of them saw the opportunity and mixed in with the ghosts behind.
Zhao Sixi is the Yin Division of the Difu, with an official position, swaggering in front to open the way, Shi Yijian and the black bear as his subordinates, following all the way.
Out of the ghost gate, Zhao Sixi took Shi Yijian to the Yamen Mansion in the ghost market, and after instructing the ghost messenger on duty, they came directly to a residence in the backyard, and after the three of them sat down.
Zhao Sixi said: "Brother Shi, this is my residence, surrounded by my cronies, you can relax, don't be so nervous." β
Shi Yijian looked at the hall of 100 square meters, the furniture was very simple, there were only a few old stools in the living room, and the three table lamps were swaying in the huge room, and he said half-jokingly: "It seems that Brother Zhao is also a clean official, I thought that people in the yang world would burn some paper money for their relatives during the New Year's holidays. β
Zhao Sixi waved his hand when he heard this: "Eh, the so-called burning paper money in the yang world is actually through a specific ritual to directly transfer the very little yin virtue on the body to the relatives in the underworld, which is what you call accumulating yin virtue, and we have no right to use it at all." β
When the black bear heard this, he couldn't help but show a disdainful face.
"This is an out-of-door effort, there is a lot of knowledge in it, reincarnation, and a lot of ownerless lonely souls, when the time comes, if your kid has braids one day, let Lao Zhao take you into the customs and see the real underworld, you will understand everything."
Seeing that the black bear didn't cooperate at all, Zhao Sixi smiled awkwardly and changed the topic: "Eh, don't mention this stubble, the most important thing now is to send Brother Shi back to the yang world." β
Shi Yijian listened and answered: "Now is not the handover of yin and yang, what can you do?" β
"Hmph, Lao Zhao is not a fool here, it's not easy to come to a fake public and private place."
The black bear looked at Shi Yijian, a little annoyed, this kind of childish question can be said, I really can't understand how I planted it in his hands.
After a pause, he continued: "The old man was planted in the hands of your kid before, and he has been poured mold for eight lifetimes. β
Zhao Sixi knew that the black bear had some resentment in his heart, and he thought about it, a ghost general who guarded the ghost gate on an equal footing with him was directly demoted to a small official who was doing miscellaneous work around Zhao Sixi, which was not comfortable for anyone.
He didn't answer, and directly took out a token from the small box: "This is the Ghost Messenger Token of the Underworld, wait and follow me to the teleportation well of the Ghost Gate, and I will take you to the Yang Realm." As he spoke, he beckoned Shi Yijian to follow, while the black bear was responsible for staying here.
The two turned around, passed through several houses, and came to the gate of the public hall, and the ghosts in charge of guarding saw that the person who came was Zhao Sixi, and they didn't dare to stop it, so they immediately let it go.
Zhao Sixi instructed Shi Yijian to wait at the door, and he strode into the court, quietly took out the customs clearance imperial seal from the compartment of the big case, stamped a seal on a document, and then pocketed the paperwork, and then left with them casually.
The two went and returned, showed the order of the ghost of the underworld, and entered the ghost gate again.