Chapter 113: Did you take a shower with Coke?
Lin Tian imagined himself lying on the bed and doing nothing after going home, hey, hey~ No, absolutely not, I can't go home.
"Hiss~ so ferocious! Still tearing up books? Your workbook has long been unrecognizable, bring me a cup of milk tea when you buy Coke. "Jiang Youxi is coquettish.
"Drink again? I don't know where all that sugar went to you? Why don't you get fat? Lin Tian touched his forehead.
"You also drink carbonated drinks, a bottle of drink and half a bottle of sugar, you are not fat, and you eat a lot." Jiang Youxi pouted.
??? Do you know you how much you eat? How can you say that about a girl? Doesn't the big guy want to lose face?
"I'm a mental worker, and I consume fast." Lin Tianyi said rhetorically.
"I'm still a manual laborer, and I consume faster." Jiang Youxi didn't admit defeat, anyway, he ate less.
"Gotta get it, I'll go out and buy it, you go to the playground first, I'll send it to you after I'm done buying it in a while." Lin Tian confessed and worked hard to buy milk tea for the little princess.
"Won't that delay your time? How embarrassed is that? Jiang Youxi smiled, his eyes crooked.
"Otherwise, you can send me a classroom, I won't be embarrassed." Lin Tian didn't hear any embarrassment from this sentence, heheda, it's strange if I'm really embarrassed.
"I'll just talk about it." Jiang Youxi puffed out his cheeks.
"Gwoon~~~ Don't pretend to be a white lotus, OK?" Lin Tian unceremoniously poked the bulging cheeks.
"Hahaha, you found out."
"Let's go, see you again."
"Okay, I'll go play first, I'll call you in the classroom when I'm done playing, if you have something to call." Jiang Youxi's posture recovered very well, and he went out with his clothes.
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Lin Tian now ordered a cup of milk tea in the milk tea shop, there are many people in the milk tea shop here, and the young lady of the milk tea shop told Lin Tian that she still needs to wait for twenty minutes, and there are too many orders.
Because it is an old acquaintance, the kind of acquaintance who has done the most powerful membership card, so the two young ladies asked Lin Tian to come again, and there are no empty seats in the store.
Lin Tian raised his eyebrows, it's ripe!
I didn't object, anyway, I had to buy fat house happy water.
There is a 24-hour convenience store about 200 meters away from the bubble tea shop, although there are not many convenience stores in front of the school, but this simple convenience store does not stand out in this location.
Lin Tian walked in and found that Coke was actually sold out!
"Why don't you have a bottle of Coke here, and there isn't a bottle left in such a big convenience store?" Lin Tian stood in front of the empty container and tugged at the apron of the salesman's brother in disbelief.
"Excuse me, little girl, just a minute ago, all the stock was bought by one person, you can take a look at other carbonated drinks, there are many more here." The clerk said with a smile.
"Why do you buy so much? I don't need that much for a bath. "Lin Tian is angry, if I let me know whose loser has money and no place to use it, and buys out a store's Coke, I will definitely pull out the long-cherished watermelon knife.
"Uh...... This is the buyer's privacy, and we are not aware of it. The salesman was stunned for a moment when he heard the bath, this little girl's brain hole is really big enough, and she still said in a good voice.
"Hey~~~" Lin Tian sighed, and his appetite was gone.
"There are Sprite, Fanta, and Jianlibao here. Both are carbonated beverages and are a good alternative to cola. "The little brother is selling.
"Okay, I'll buy Sprite."
Lin Tian took the basket and bought more than 20 cans of Sprite, and he had already vented his hatred for not buying Coke.
The cashier's sister took a medium-sized bag and filled it up for Lin Tian, and Lin Tian walked back to the bubble tea shop with this bag of drinks.
"I'll go, you carbonated drink lover!" The young lady of the bubble tea shop sighed at the bag of drinks.
There was still no vacant space in the store, Lin Tian pressed his hat, slipped a bag in one hand, held a mobile phone in the other, and leaned against the counter to play with his mobile phone.
"Hurry up, I'll buy it all back."
"It's not that you don't know, this order is the most, and as soon as your students are out of school, that's the busiest time in our store."
"I have such a bullshitty membership card? I can't even cut in line? Lin put the mobile phone in his arms, took out the membership card from his pocket, looked left and right, this thing has no other function except for recharging points and consumption.
"There is no such function, this is a point card, and besides, if you buy milk tea and cut the queue, do you have a sense of public morality." The milk tea lady looked disgusted.
"How do I feel like you're despising me?" Lin Tian crooked his mouth.
"Who made you skip class to buy milk tea, we all know your name." The young lady said to Lin Tian while making milk tea.
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"I'll give you a cup of milk tea, it should suit your taste." The milk tea lady changed her words and put the two cups of mixed milk tea in front of Lin Tian.
"Really? Isn't it something weird? Lin Tian didn't believe it, it didn't look very good, and he didn't know what it tasted like, there was always a feeling that he was about to be pitted.
The drink was particularly eerie in color, grayish-green, gray-green, and looked like a witch's bathwater. Vomit~
"This is a new model, it will only be there when the menu will be changed in a few days, besides, as a big customer of our store, what's wrong with sending you a cup of milk tea, can my sister still pit you?" The young lady had an innocent sweet smile on her face.
"Well, thank you, Sister Qingqing, then I'll take it. Good bye. Lin Tian took the two cups of packaged milk tea to the basketball court.
It's just that Lin Tian didn't see the young lady smiling at her evil spirit.
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As soon as Lin Tian walked into the gymnasium, a kind Samaritan helped take over the bag he was carrying.
"Li Lin, how did you find me in the first place?" When Li Lin ran over, the rest of the people didn't react, and everyone looked at Li Lin to stop only to find Lin Tian who had just entered the venue.
"I found out." Li Lin took out a can of Sprite.
Lin Tian scratched his head, he knew that he should have put Sprite outside before coming in.
Lin Tian handed Jiang Youxi's milk tea to him, and then there was a cup of gift ready to drink it himself, but Don't Wang Xu snatched it.
After snatching it, the thief who ran quickly "What are you running?" I didn't beat you up. ”
"Hmph, I've already drunk it anyway, you can't go back." Wang Xu ran back and showed Lin the milk tea that had been drunk.
It's just that Wang Xu's expression is a little strange now, and Lin Tian didn't think much about it, and gave each of the remaining boys a can of drink.
"Li Lin, this milk tea is super delicious, give you a sip." Wang Xu gave Li Lin a sip as if offering a treasure.
"I'll taste it too, give me a drink." Yang Fei also came up and took a sip.
At this time, Li Lin and Yang Fei's expressions were weird, and then the two looked at each other: "Wow, this is really delicious, hurry up and try it, I haven't drunk this flavor." ”
Under the propaganda of these two second goods, the other members lined up to take a sip of it, and their hearts were dumbfounded, and they sighed: "It's so delicious that I want to cry." ”
"Jiang Youxi, can you taste it?" Wang Xu tried his best to induce Jiang Youxi, the only one who hadn't drunk, to also take a sip.
"I'll forget it, I'm clean. Moreover, I have it myself. Jiang Youxi drank his own milk tea.
To be honest, when Wang Xu showed it to Lin Tian, Lin Tian smelled a smell that was not very good, a bit like the smell of durian.
"Vomit~~~"
"Vomit~~~"
"Vomit~~~"
The sound of retching one after another, the members of the basketball team who had drunk milk tea just now couldn't hold back and made a unified posture.
Jiang Youxi pulled Lin Tian and slowly leaned to the side, away from this group of disgusting guys.
"Sister Tian, what kind of dark cuisine did you buy? It's so unpleasant! Wang Xu raised his head, quickly opened a can of Sprite, and took three sips.
“??? It may be the legendary poison milk tea, which was given to me by the sister of which milk tea shop, and I don't know what it is. Lin Tian wanted to laugh when he saw Wang Xu like this.
"It's so disgusting, it's like eating **." Li Lin couldn't help it.
Hearing this, Lin Tian silently took a step away from these people.
"I read the name, do you know what this generation of milk tea is called?" Wang Xu carefully looked at the list of milk tea stickers on the cup.
"What, hurry up, I feel like I'm swimming in the a** pool now."
Hearing this, Lin Tian silently walked away from these people N steps.
"The perfect combination of stinky tofu and durian, inheriting the color and taste of stinky tofu, plus the taste of durian." Wang Xu read and read and wanted to die.
The person who invented this thing is definitely not a normal person.
Lin Tian didn't move when he heard this, he was petrified on the spot, so disgusting, his mind was full of the two foods he hated the most-durian and stinky tofu.
Jiang Youxi ran away directly, not wanting to play with a group of "stinky" men.
Fortunately, I didn't try it under the pretext of cleanliness just now, so disgusting~
"Hehehe, this is a new product, it will be on the market in a few days." Lin Tian smiled awkwardly.
"Sister Tian, don't you think you're a little far away from us?" After reading the label, Wang Xu and the others found that Lin Tian was about to retreat outside the venue.
"I'm super bad at this kind of thing! Don't come here, I've already asked you what it tastes like. Lin Tian covered his nose and looked at Wang Xu with a serious expression.
In fact, the taste of this milk tea did not spread to such a distance at all, but Lin Tian's heart sensed that it had already smelled it.
The young lady of the bubble tea shop definitely did it on purpose, and made such a cup of such a disgusting thing.
"Actually, it's okay, I didn't smell anything bad before I drank it." Li Lin said slowly.
"Agree, Sister Tian, you don't know how happy the world is if you don't try it." Yang Fei said. If you don't know that there are such things in the world, you definitely don't know how delicious mineral water is, and at this moment, Sprite has become like a heavenly elixir.
"Forget it, I don't dare to try it, if you like it, I'll buy you each a cup when it's on the market, do you want to?" Lin Tian was still pinching his nose, and then looked at the gray-green milk tea, and suddenly thought of something bad, and his stomach rolled up and down.
"No, no, no, no need Sister Tian, a bottle of mineral water for one dollar is OK, and it doesn't cost so much." Wang Xu hurriedly waved his hand to refuse, and by the way, he still put this strange cup of milk tea in the trash can next to him.
The rest of the people are pouring mineral water or Sprite, and everyone looks at Wang Xu, who is the first and this thing, with a look of admiration, the school bully is the school bully, so disgusting can he still trick them into drinking it without changing his face, admiration and admiration.
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Lin Tian's phone vibrated a little:
To Lin Tian: Dear, is milk tea delicious? This is a new product coming to the store soon, can you take up your precious time to do a review? - by clerk Qingqing