2 Chapter 43
A week passed in the blink of an eye, and Shi Yijian, who was staying at the house of the third prince, received a call from his little girlfriend Zhao Dongyu early in the morning, saying that today is the seventh day of the seventh month of July, the day of the reunion of the cowherd and the weaver girl, that is, the Chinese Valentine's Day.
It just so happened that Shi Yijian was also going back to pack a few clothes in the past two days, book a plane ticket, and set off for Hangzhou with the fat man.
After talking to Deng Chengqian on the phone, knowing that the events of that day had basically stopped, as soon as he ate lunch, Shi Yijian took the pills carefully made by the third prince and the rat essence that he had cultivated diligently in the past few days, and returned to the familiar rental house.
Looking at the fat man lying on the sofa with unkempt hair and a scruffy beard watching TV absentmindedly, Shi Yijian smiled: "Why didn't I see your Japanese chick come back with you?" ”
The fat man shook the ashes of his cigarette lightly, and said shamelessly: "If it weren't for the delay in your phone call, I would have shared a bed with her a long time ago. ”
Shi Yijian was in a hurry to go out on a date, and he didn't bother to talk to him, so he got down to business: "Don't be unrequited here, you go and book a ticket, and we will leave for Hangzhou in a few days." ”
After explaining other things, Shi Yijian changed into a new set of clothes and went out in a hurry.
Just as Shi Yijian was sitting in KFC drinking Coke alone, a man with delicate facial features, wearing a V-neck short skirt, revealing two white reflections, and dazzlingly beautiful long legs appeared. Seeing Shi Yijian's eyes lit up, but his face was sad, and he couldn't wait to buy a pair of long pants for her to wear.
The person standing in front of him was none other than Zhao Dongyu, Shi Yijian's little girlfriend who had been dating for several days.
Looking at Zhao Dongyu, who had already sat down, Shi Yijian said: "The weather forecast says that it may rain tonight, if you dress like this, you will catch a cold." ”
Zhao Dongyu glanced at Shi Yijian: "Don't you all like girls to dress like this, why are you an exception, just now I was at the door, and I saw you staring at the little sister opposite, you unconscionable guy." ”
Shi Yijian smiled awkwardly: "Shhh, don't be so loud, it will make people misunderstood." After that, a rose suddenly appeared in his hand: "Happy Valentine's Day, it's rare that you are free today, let's go to the mall, how about it?" ”
Zhao Dongyu smiled slightly, she took the rose and sniffed it on her nose: "This is what you said, don't regret it." ”
"I can accompany the little lady to the mall, buy and buy, and I can't ask for it." With that, the two walked out of the gate of KFC holding hands.
Walking in the large comprehensive shopping mall where people come and go, looking at the dazzling and outrageous commodity department stores with high prices, and the eyes of the male compatriots with a high return rate, Shi Yijian couldn't wait to go up and blind them one by one.
"Otherwise, let's go to the store that sells clothes first, buy a pair of pants or a longer skirt, it's really going to be windy and rainy tonight, how bad is it to catch a cold."
As he spoke, Shi Yijian didn't forget to glance at his little girlfriend's slightly bulging little steamed bun, and continued to argue: "Also, to tell you a little common sense, girls who have been wearing open clothes for a long time are particularly prone to collapse when their breasts catch a cold. ”
When Zhao Dongyu heard this, his originally happy mood immediately turned cloudy. She shook off Shi Yijian's hand and snorted: "Collapse or not, what's your business, you can go shopping by yourself." With that, he walked away with a puffed pace.
Shi Yijian also knew that he had said the wrong thing, so he hurriedly chased after him and said: "If you care, it's messy, it's not good for me, the lady spares her life, and the husband knows it's wrong." ”
Looking at this stingy and a little silly boyfriend, Zhao Dongyu was amused at once: "In this case, the death penalty can be avoided, but the living crime is inescapable, you are ready to suffer the crime with your wallet, hum!" ”
Shopping, eating, and watching dramas with women is no less painful than a woman who is pregnant in October, and it is all tears when she talks too much.
Shi Yijian and Zhao Dongyu came out of the movie theater, and it was already late at night. The two sat in a small park pavilion with few pedestrians, and told each other about their admiration.
Suddenly, a hurried voice came from behind him: "Boss, they are there, look." ”
The two of them followed the sound and turned back at the same time, only to see five or six black shadows holding sticks, rushing towards this side, so frightened that Zhao Dongyu's face turned pale, and his hands tightly hugged Shi Yijian's arm.
Shi Yijian, who has ghost eyes, sees night into day, and he sees his old acquaintances at a glance, the two scumbags of long-haired Chen Junjie and yellow-haired Li Xiaonan.
Everyone walked in front of Shi Yijian, the long hair was arrogant, and he first opened his mouth: "Boy, I can't imagine it, without that dead fat man by your side, I think you are in a catastrophe tonight." ”
After that, he looked at the black-faced man standing at the front and said, "Brother Hei, it's this kid, you can take care of it if you cripple 100,000 and kill 200,000." ”
When Zhao Dongyu heard this, he was instantly frightened and bloodless, and his whole body trembled slightly.
Feeling his little girlfriend's hands trembling violently, Shi Yijian's chest straightened, and he hugged her in his arms with his backhand, and said softly: "With me, no one can hurt you, don't be afraid." ”
In the dim light, the black-faced man looked at the woman in Shi Yijian's arms wearing a V-neck short skirt, which was bright and moving, and his heart suddenly rose. He stroked the fibrous roots of his hand under his nose, and smiled: "I see that your little chick looks good, if you are willing to lend me to play for two days, I can consider cutting off only one of your hands." ”
As soon as Shi Yijian heard this scumbag's wild words, the anger in his heart burned instantly, if he hadn't taken care of his girlfriend in his arms, he would have rushed up to let them know why the flowers were so red.
Shi Yijian's face was gloomy, and he lowered his voice and said: "Chen Junjie and Li Xiaonan, I let you go last time, and I didn't know how to repent, but this time I came to die again, are you impatient?" ”
When everyone heard that this man was still stiff-mouthed when he was dying, they couldn't help laughing.
Huang Mao took a step forward: "Brother Hei, cripple him, and then pull this woman into the grove, so that the brothers are happy." ”
Seeing these scum scum laughing wildly one by one, Shi Yijian at this time was already angry and angry. He tore Zhao Dongyu's hand away, and just when he wanted to make a move, he saw the black-faced man wave his hand, and rushed to the front with a wooden stick.
Shi Yijian snorted coldly, with his bare hands, not retreating, but advancing.
Just as the black-faced man raised his wooden stick and was about to bloom on Shi Yijian's brain, suddenly, a black shadow flashed and rushed to the door in front of him. I could only hear a scream, and there were four more blood marks on the black-faced man's big black face in an instant.
Just before a few thugs could understand what was going on, Shi Yijian had already rushed in front of Changmao. I saw that his body was deflected, and while dodging a stick, he grabbed and twisted the long-haired wooden stick with both hands.
Shi Yijian swept through the thousands of troops with one move, forcing back the yellow hair that came over, and then took a step, and the tiger went down the mountain with one move, and smashed it to the long hair with his head and face. Long Hair is unavoidable, and when he raises his arm, he has to block, but when he hears a click, Long Hair instantly loses his combat effectiveness.
Shi Yijian was angry, his mind was full of anger, he was unforgiving, and waved the wooden stick again and again, once, twice, three times, and beckoned to Changmao's body with all his might.
At the same time, although the rat spirit who is one of the five immortals is a second- or third-rate demon spirit, he can still deal with these gangsters. When the black shadow flashed, these gangsters had four more blood marks on their faces, covering their old faces one by one, and they were so frightened that they couldn't even see the direction clearly.
Shi Yijian kicked the long hair that was already unable to wail, and slowly came to Huang Mao, who was squatting on the ground and covering his face, and greeted the two brothers with the same angry meal.
All of a sudden, wailing all over the place, Zhao Dongyu was extremely frightened, and hurriedly ran over and hugged Shi Yijian, for fear that he would kill someone.
At this time, Shi Yijian didn't stop doing anything, he put aside his little girlfriend's hand, stood condescendingly in front of the black-faced man, raised a kick, and kicked his crotch fiercely. One, two, three kicks, the black-faced man even vomited bile.
Seeing that the black-faced man's face was extremely pale, Shi Yijian slowly squatted on the ground, pulled his hair, and said with a hideous face: "Have fun, my girlfriend is so beautiful, do I want to borrow you for a few days?" ”
At this time, the black-faced man curled up like a shrimp, and almost fainted in pain. It took a long time to breathe a sigh of relief: "Big brother, raise your noble hand, I don't dare anymore." ”
Shi Yijian watched these gangsters all cleaned up, and most of his anger had disappeared, and he didn't want to really kill people. After asking the black-faced man his name and home address, he asked him to get out of the house with someone. And the two difficult brothers, Changmao and Huangmao, have been beaten to the ground, and it is rare to do evil again without a month or two.
Looking at his little girlfriend Zhao Dongyu, who was still trembling, Shi Yijian was not in the mood to fall in love, so he drove her home first.
Shi Yijian, who returned home, was like running a ten-kilometer marathon, slumped on the sofa and moaned without illness.
Seeing this, the fat man quipped: "Uncle, look at you very weakly, is your body hollowed out tonight." ”
Shi Yijian didn't have the heart to talk to him, and directly told him what happened tonight. After hearing this, the fat man exaggerated and was happy, and he couldn't wait to kill him immediately.
Shi Yijian also knew that this guy had a strong temper and could do what he said, so he changed the topic: "Alas, now that the wallet has been ransacked, it seems that you will have to bear this month's food." ”
The fat man smiled: "No problem, as long as you introduce one or two rich women to me, you don't have to worry about the food in this life, I will support you, but this generation has to be adjusted, first call Uncle Qiang to listen." ”
Shi Yijian glanced at the fat man: "Don't call it uncle, call you grandpa." ”
The fat man responded: "Eh, grandson, it's really good." ”
When Shi Yijian heard this, he was worried that he had no way to vent his sulkness, and suddenly found the object. He put his arm around the fat man and said, "It's so painful, isn't it?" If you don't practice some basic kung fu, you won't know that the sky is high and the earth is thick. You go and draw the town house charm, the evil charm charm, the tranquility charm, and the peace charm ten times each, remember, before drawing the charm, you must first clean your body, face, hands, meditation, and eliminate distracting thoughts. ”
Looking at the fat man's painful expression, how could Shi Yijian easily spare this goods, he thought about it, and added: "Also, meditate on the twelve minds, and copy it ten times, if you can't finish it or can't do it well, you can feed the mosquitoes in the living room tonight." ”
In this way, under the high pressure of Shi Yijian rushing the ducks to the shelves, for several days, the fat man kept copying, writing, and reciting scriptures, and his pain was nothing more than the nervousness, worry, and loss of appetite when the college entrance examination came.
Until Deng Chengqian drove them to the terminal and boarded the plane to Hangzhou, the fat man was like a fish returning to the sea and the sky was high for the birds to fly after the college entrance examination.