Fishing plan
After speaking, everyone looked at Xu Zhibei in unison.
At this time, Xu Zhibei didn't know that he had been targeted by a group of people.
Lin Shuyu saw that Xu Zhibei was being targeted by everyone, and immediately his face changed, and he said sharply: "No, Xiaobei is a woman, not a patrol room, can't let her go up, if she is seen, how many people will say Xiaobei behind her back!" Originally, the original Xu family didn't look down on Xiaobei's family, so they waited to catch the mistake, so they directly showed them Xu Zhibei as a girl's family, and went to Hualou at night, how do you let people outside think of Xiaobei! ”
Xu Zhibei had never seen Lin Shuyu so angry.
Wu Ziyi also nodded and said: "Shuyu is right, first, Zhibei is still young, second, we don't know what this murderer looks like, how cruel it is, it must be unsafe to let the little girl go rashly." ”
Now the crowd is starting to suffer.
"In addition to Miss Xu now, there is only Aunt Wang in our yamen, and there is no young and good-looking young lady."
Lin Shuyu looked back and forth, and when he saw Wu Ziyi, his eyes lit up.
Wu Ziyi saw that Lin Shuyu had been looking at himself, and suddenly had a bad thought.
"Well, that's good."
Xu Zhibei saw that Wu Ziyi's face was getting darker and darker, which was very funny, especially when Lin Shuyu said a good word later.
"No...... No, Shuyu, big brother! You don't want me to go, do you? ”
Wu Ziyi looked at everyone in surprise.
Lin Shuyu nodded: "You're not stupid. ”
Wu Ziyi said helplessly: "But I'm a man, how can I become an Oiran?" ”
Lin Shuyu smiled and said, "It's okay, we have a way." ”
Xu Zhibei and Lin Shuyu smiled at each other.
"It's not! So many people, why do you have to choose me! ”
Xu Zhibei held back a smile: "Because you look the best!" ”
Hearing this, Wu Ziyi was in a better mood.
"Well, or not, it's fine."
Xu Zhibei nodded: "Okay, don't worry, I will definitely dress you up." You're guaranteed to be an Oiran, and you deserve it. ”
"That's fine!"
Xu Zhibei was about to suffocate to death.
In the afternoon, Xu Zhibei went to the ready-to-wear store and bought a particularly large piece of women's clothing.
"Huh? Owner, how did you buy such a big piece of clothing? ”
Xu Zhibei smiled at the guy: "No, there is a maid in the family, who just came, is very tall, so I came to buy a bigger dress." ”
The guy nodded, thinking: This maid is really tall enough, and there are not many people who can wear such a big one!
Xu Zhibei took the clothes he bought and went home.
"Come on, fifth girl, how about you try on this dress?"
Wu Ziyi took the clothes, looked left and right, but didn't want to wear them.
"No, do you wear it or not?"
"Wear it, wear it, I wear it, I promise you! And it won't lie. ”
Xu Zhibei walked out of the room and waited for Wu Ziyi outside.
Lin Shuyu and Xu Zhibei talked and laughed, thinking about what Wu Ziyi would look like when he came out.
The "Squeak" door opened, and Xu Zhibei and Lin Shuyu looked at the people who came out together.
Can't laugh!
Xu Zhibei and Lin Shuyu looked at each other a little, and saw that the other party actually wanted to laugh but couldn't!
"How's it going?" Wu Ziyi pulled his clothes down.
"This dress is still a little small, a little tight!" Wu Ziyi muttered to himself.
"It's okay, it's okay to be smaller, let's just go and be a bait." Lin Shuyu said without looking over.
Xu Zhibei eased up and breathed a long sigh of relief: "It's okay, although the fifth girl looks a little stronger, I will paint you a little better." ”
Wu Ziyi heard that he had to use the woman's rouge gouache, and his face turned green: "Ah! I want to paint it on my face! ”
Xu Zhibei nodded, "Of course, although you are very good-looking now, but if you get some powder and rouge, it will look better, all the girls are compared to your appearance, you are a well-deserved Hualou Oiran!" ”
Lin Shuyu nodded at the right time.
"That'll do. Come on, little girl. ”
After speaking, he returned to the house, sat in front of the mirror, and waited for Xu Zhibei.
Xu Zhibei said to Lin Shuyu before entering.
Lin Shuyu walked out, called Lord Song over, explained a few words, and went back.
After hearing this, Lord Song found someone to write a notice and post it, the content of which was that the body of Hualou this time was accidentally drowned by Oiran who went out at night and accidentally fell into the well, and it was not a murder case or a ghost.
After pasting it, Song Zhixian changed out of his official uniform again, walked to Hualou in civilian clothes, and privately looked for Hualou's mother, telling her that Hualou's mother would publicize that there was another Oiran this year, and praise it vigorously, as good as it can be, and praise it desperately, it is best to attract a lot of guests.
Hualou's mother was very strange: "But, we don't have a better girl here than Oiran?" I can't find it, huh? ”
Lord Song waved his hand: "It's okay, we'll solve this matter, you just need to do what I told you." ”
"Then don't worry, I may handle this matter."
Lord Song nodded and left.
Xu Zhibei here is still helping Wu Ziyi put on makeup.
It may have been a little long, and Wu Ziyi was about to doze off.
"Okay, little girl, this thing is fragrant and uncomfortable, I think I will lose powder when I laugh."
"Don't talk, it's almost ready."
Xu Zhibei was helping Wu Ziyi draw a flower between his eyebrows.
Wu Ziyi is not only taller, but he has a feminine face, and if he puts on makeup, it is not easy to find that this is a man.
"Okay, how about you take a look?"
Xu Zhibei looked at Wu Ziyi's face with satisfaction.
Tut-tut, it's so good-looking, it's so fulfilling.
Wu Ziyi opened his eyes and looked at himself in the bronze mirror, very surprised, he touched his face incredulously: "Little girl, is this still me?" ”
Xu Zhibei nodded proudly, after all, this extraordinarily beautiful man was born through his own hands.
"It's good-looking, it's good-looking, let's go, let's go out."
Wu Ziyi specially took a handkerchief to cover his face, and walked out bewitchingly.
Lin Shuyu specially took a book and sat outside, and was looking at it, when he heard the sound of pushing the door open.
Wu Ziyi pinched his throat and asked carefully: "Lin Gongzi, look at the slave family, is it good-looking?" ”
After speaking, he slowly put down the handkerchief in his hand and smiled shyly.
Lin Shuyu's eyes widened and he shuddered, how did Wu Ziyi become like this!
"Is it pretty? Shu Yu Yu? ”
Lin Shuyu pulled Xu Zhibei over and asked in a low voice, "Is he okay?" ”
Xu Zhibei snickered: "It's okay, maybe it's too deep in the play." ”
Wu Ziyi shook his head: "Oh, if I were a man, I would definitely fall in love with a woman like me." ”