Chapter 84: Indifferent demolition
Su Jiao didn't doubt that there was him, so she went in directly, and as soon as she entered the door of this dirt workshop, a slightly shorter man led her inside with a smile on his face.
"The people here are quite polite, and there are even tour guides?" Su Jiao couldn't help but be happy, but after seeing the situation here clearly, all her smiles were empty.
In the so-called Vasai Tufang, there is only one performance troupe, which is not large, only a parasol-like roof is erected on the most central stage, and then there are open-air stands on both sides, densely packed with people of all races.
Su Jiao followed the so-called tour guide with a disgusted face, walked through the crowd and squeezed to the front position, and then when she looked up, she saw the monkey's fiery red tail in front of her.
"What kind of magical performance troupe is this, just in this environment, you have to charge me ten taels of silver and give me a refund!"
The last performance was a monkey drilling a fire ring, although the monkey was quickly taken away, but Su Jiao, who was hit by the monkey's tail, had already left a deep shadow in her heart.
The corners of Su Jiao's mouth twitched, and she suddenly got up and grabbed the clothes of the little tour guide. However, this tour guide seems to be from another country, and he has been gesturing his ears and mouth, and he has been talking a lot, but he doesn't understand.
"What are you talking about? Can you speak human language? Su Jiao raised her eyebrows, thinking that this person wanted to get through the trick, so her subordinates did not relax at all.
Diecui and Mu Rong were terrified watching from the sidelines, it was too chaotic here, and if it caused a commotion, it would not end well, but Mu Hibiscus didn't mind, but was a little eager to try.
After all, the person who was still sitting behind Su Jiao couldn't help it, glanced at the tour guide, and patted Su Jiao's arm kindly.
"What for?!" Su Jiao couldn't understand the tour guide's words, it was when the fire was big, and the uncle behind her was startled, and the uncle turned around and pointed to the front like the tour guide.
"What do you think that's that?"
"Nothing," Hearing this, Su Jiao turned her head curiously to look over, and when she came back to her senses the next moment, the tour guide had already disappeared into the crowd.
"What about people?!"
"The girl is angry, the people at the door just look at you dressed so delicately, and think that you are either rich or expensive, so they specially raised your price, otherwise you would not sit in the front position."
The uncle smiled, and then exchanged Su Jiao with an indignant expression, "Then since you know, you actually helped him lie to me, you are a trust." ”
"Girl, don't be so grumpy, people like us sitting in the front, which one of them was not fooled in, it's not that I'm afraid that the money will be spent in vain, so I've been waiting here to watch, but their show is really interesting, you will know after watching it."
The uncle probably relied on his burly figure, and there were only a few girls opposite, so he didn't pay attention to it at all.
Su Jiao was still very unbalanced in her heart, so she persuaded Mu Rong, who was worried about making a big fuss, to talk about it. "Madam, forget it, there are a lot of them, and the money has already been spent, so it's better to sit down and take a look."
It's interesting to brag here after the matter is revealed, and the trust who sticks to his post like this is really dedicated. Su Jiao pouted and clasped her elbows with her hands, even the rabbit lantern she just bought couldn't make her happy, and she was a little angry, and kicked the lantern to the side.
Mu Rong was helpless, but she could only hope that this Japanese performance troupe could have something interesting.
Then, with the sound of a series of gongs, the curtain was opened again under the canopy, this time performed by a man and two women. Several of them wore masks with indistinct expressions on their faces, and one of them was successfully tied to a turntable with the help of another woman.
The only man took out a strip of black cloth and tied it to his eyes, and held five small daggers upside down in his hands.
It was so obvious that this performance must have been blindfolded and the knife was flying out, but just when everyone was watching it with the most enthusiasm and the knife had not yet flown out, in front of this circular audience, I don't know when a man with two mustaches and a gong in his hand appeared.
The man spoke the unskilled Osawa language, striking the gong while spinning in circles around the field. "Everyone, I am the head of our performance troupe, it is not easy for our members to perform, I hope you will cheer more, and it is also an encouragement to our members, thank you!"
"You cheated me so much of the entrance fee, and now the performance hasn't started yet, and I'm waiting for a reward, so I want you to be beautiful." Su Jiao shrugged her nose and snorted coldly, it happened that the head of the regiment was passing by, I don't know if she heard Su Jiao's words, she deliberately went a little farther inside, and after walking down, the head of the regiment disappeared inexplicably.
After the head of the regiment left, the blindfolded man made a silent movement from the audience, and then raised the five daggers in his hand, saying that it was too late and that it was too fast, he threw all the daggers out, and the daggers just stopped next to the limbs and head of the woman on the turntable, accurate to the distance, I am afraid that it was only less than an inch.
The woman was put down and showed her figure to the audience, unharmed.
"Awesome, one more!" "One more!"
is so skillful and has a superb memory, sure enough, it won warm applause from the audience, only Su Jiao dismantled the stage very unceremoniously, "Don't you see that mask, there is no difference between this cloth strip and not blindfolding, but it does take a lot of effort to practice if you can throw it out without piercing people, but it doesn't blow so badly." ”
Su Jiao's voice was not small, and the words were spread with her as the center, and half of the people in the audience magically stopped cheering, and successfully infected the entire performance troupe.
The audience, which was still lively just now, suddenly became deserted, and the man standing in the center of the performance couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed. Several people got off the stage boringly, and then they were sent up by a man and two women, one of whom was pushing a big wooden box in her hand.
The music sounded, and the remaining woman, dressed in a fiery red sequined gauze dress with a good figure, said hello to the audience, and then danced slowly to the rhythm and got into the wooden box, while the man next to her held five long knives in his hands.
"Hiss~" Realizing what the man was going to do next, many men who felt sorry for the girl in the box couldn't help but gasp.
But a show is a show, and there is no room for distress and hesitation, and then, at the moment when no one is noticing, the man picks up a long knife and stabs it into a random corner of the box without warning.
Immediately after that, the second knife, the third knife, pierced all the long knives all the way, although I didn't hear the woman's screams from inside, but a lot of blood flowed from the bottom of the box.
It seems that in order to reflect such a tragic situation, even the music is tragic, but at the moment when the audience was surprised, the man pulled out all the long knives, and the woman who had just gotten into it actually reappeared alive, and even the dress on her body was not damaged.
"Wow!" The people in the audience were also easy to deceive, and the atmosphere became lively again in an instant.
Although Su Jiao felt a little interested in it, she still couldn't help but speak, "This fake is too obvious, the box is so big, she hid it inside, the knife pierced outside, and then squeezed a few packets of fake blood, it looked like the real thing." ”
"Miss, how do you know everything, after being explained by you like this, I feel that this performance is boring." Diecui was full of helplessness, but she was also curious about how she had never heard that she had the special ability to crack magic since she had grown up with Su Jiao.
"I'm telling you the truth of the matter, so that you don't get fooled in the future, and then fall deeper and deeper." Su Jiao waved her hand, and from sitting down to now, she squeezed out a rare smile.
But she was happy, and the people around her who overheard her talking were very aggrieved, not to mention how much psychological shadow those who worked stage were.
"Girl, where did you come from, are you an expert? It's very difficult for us to dismantle the stage like this, if you don't like it, I'll have to ask you out. ”
When the words landed, the head of the regiment who appeared inexplicably clapped his hands, and the short tour guide who had just led Su Jiao in also magically reappeared.
"How did you do that? In this empty seat, is there still a mechanism? Su Jiao was amazed, she could still know how to crack other magic tricks, but the two of them really didn't have a clue.
"That, I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back my mouth for a while, you go on, I promise never to intervene again." Seeing the anger on the head of the regiment, Su Jiao also realized that she might have done something too much, and apologized very sincerely, otherwise if she was really invited out, it would be a shame.
Hearing this, the head of the regiment gave Su Jiao an inexplicable look, but didn't say anything after all, beckoned and let the tour guide go down, but before he disappeared, I don't know where, a person's scolding suddenly came from the audience.
"What kind of bullshit show, just like this girl said, it's completely deceitful, you people from the country are so shameless and skinless, and you charged us such a high ticket, don't hurry up and refund the money!"
This turned out to be just an ordinary consumer dispute, but how did it suddenly rise to the national class in this person's mouth? Su Jiao and the head of the regiment were both stunned, looking left and right, and they didn't know what direction the sound came from.
"That is, the Wa Kingdom has led other small countries to chaos for so long, and now they say that they will be obedient, why! Let's smash it together and drive the people of their Wa Kingdom out of Daze! ”
As soon as these words came out, Su Jiao instantly understood: It's over.
As long as one person takes the lead in stirring up trouble, the others are very devoted to the performance of the Japanese Kingdom, and they are all following the trend at the moment, picking up the bench and smashing it all around.
It was a grand spectacle far greater than the cheers and applause at the climax of the performance.