Chapter 522: A Sloppy Wedding

The next morning, the Island of Love.

On the white sand beach in the south of the main island, a group of people gathered to pretend to hold a simple and sloppy wedding for the couple.

Shang Shiyin served as the master of ceremonies, and Shi Xiangyun made a cameo appearance as a priest. The old man with the man's head knife was not at the scene, so he projected a hologram of the old man on the sand. Jiang Xiaoyu didn't have a hologram of her father, so she had to give up. The bridesmaid is a phoenix, because the best man is a spring breeze, this girl is still a little resistant. However, only they are the most suitable for those present.

The main body of the wedding is Western-style.

Luo Youcheng shamelessly acted as the woman's parent, let the second sister in a wedding dress hold her arm, walked out of the woods, and led her to the knife shop with five people and six people in a suit.

This fool was so excited that his body trembled, like he had Parkinson's syndrome.

The "priest" asked him if he would like to marry Jiang Xiaoyu as his wife, but this thing was not good-mouthed, and only after saying ten "wishes" did he spit out his "meaning".

The "priest" asked the bride and groom to exchange rings, and the hand trembled, one moment with the middle finger, the other with the little finger, which was not the ring finger of the bride.

The "master of ceremonies" asks the groom to kiss the bride. This thing is like a chicken pecking rice, aggressive, aggressive, pecking on the bride's mouth, never sticking to it, just like the bride's mouth with a spring.

The melon eaters around were so happy that half of them rolled on the ground laughing.

Shi Yanshan, the brother-in-law closest to Dao Xing, said to his brother angrily:

"I'm glad I didn't listen to you, what a big wedding. This wants his team members to see that he, the head martial arts instructor, will never want to raise his head for the rest of his life. ”

Luo Youcheng nodded thoughtfully: "It's a bit muddy and can't support the wall." ”

Shi Yanshan laughed for a long time, finally stopped laughing, and said worriedly: "I'm worried that his cave house is also a puddle of mud now. ”

Luo Youcheng: "Is there really such a possibility, did I let them take too big a step?" ”

Shi Yanshan: "It's really big." They usually hold hands at most, you haven't seen them hug, like two leather balls, just bounced off when they touched each other, what a comedy. ”

Luo Youcheng couldn't help it, holding his stomach and laughing, it was easy to ease up, "Older virgins, it's not easy to fall in love." What do you say? Brother Dao, don't be nervous about making a dysfunction. Our second sister will lose a lot. ”

Shi Yanshan: "Then let's not go back yet, play with them, let them adapt to their new identity, and I'll go to enlighten Brother Dao later?" ”

Luo Youcheng: "You are more experienced than me, just do what you say." ”

In the center of the wedding scene, the two newlyweds were red-faced, more and more embarrassed, and they didn't know where to put their hands and feet. The guests laughed too unscrupulously.

The "priest's" eyes were like chili peppers, and his eyelids were swollen by him. The "master of ceremonies" seemed to have diarrhea and couldn't find the toilet, pressing his hands on his stomach and stomping his feet in circles. The three sisters, the eldest sister Mi Doudou, the witch and the willow sister, hugged each other and squatted there, helping each other wipe their tears.

The most annoying are the best man Chunfeng and the bridesmaid Phoenix. The two of them didn't do anything, and they knew that they were rolling all over the ground. Rolling and rolling and rolling to a pile, face to face, embarrassed, unable to laugh. Then the two looked up at the bride and groom at the same time, and couldn't help but start laughing and rolling in the opposite direction.

It was still the old and serious Uncle Ying who was kind, and temporarily replaced the incompetent "master of ceremonies" Shang Shiyin, and made the bride and groom kowtow three times to the holographic image of the old man of the Dao family, and loudly announced "Licheng". The first wedding of the academy ended hastily.

Then Luo Youcheng announced that if he did not return to Su Island today, the wedding banquet could not be sloppy, and the wedding needed to have a beginning and an end. At noon, I ate sashimi at sea, and asked my uncle to bring a table of dishes in the evening. The busy people Shi Xiangyun and Mi Doudou readily agreed, and the others naturally had no opinion.

Dao Xing and Jiang Xiaoyu stared at each other in embarrassment, for them, a wedding was more difficult than killing a hundred monsters. Midoudou walked over and grabbed the hands of the two of them and let them hold each other.

Mi Doudou took out the majesty of the eldest sister and said, "From now on, until lunch, you are not allowed to let go." ”

The two really held hands honestly, didn't dare to let go for a moment, turned their heads to look at each other from time to time, and then lowered their heads shyly.

Shi Xiangyun whispered to Mi Doudou: "I didn't expect to see such people in this era, superb, I suspect that they came from ancient times." ”

Mi Doudou gave birth to a resentment for no reason: "No matter how casual they are, at least they have taken this step, what about you?" With that, she walked away without looking back.

It was the first time Shi Xiangyun saw Doudou angry with himself, and he was stunned, and after a while, he smiled self-deprecatingly.

A group of people went out to sea on a yacht. They didn't bother the Kendawa fish-man, and Luo Youcheng also told Gagava, the fish-man warrior who was on duty on the Island of Love today, that he didn't have to go back to report.

Today's ingredients don't need Luo Youcheng to worry about. The electric eel king stayed in the water for about ten minutes, and the deck of the yacht was covered with all kinds of seafood, as simple as catching fish and shrimp in an aquarium. Luo Youcheng helped break down the ingredients, Liu Ying cooked, and the husband-and-wife seafood stall was opened.

Others can't help and can only be responsible for playing. Swimming, diving, sea fishing, sunbathing...... Each has its own joys, each has its own good.

The top deck was requisitioned by the ladies, who wore bikinis and sunbathed. Ligeg rubbed the witch with sunscreen and sighed:

"Pipi-chan is so powerful, you can't see the scar at all."

Phoenix said: "Brother Eunuch is powerful, and the knife is used quickly and steadily. With a knife, only the scar tissue is removed, and normal skin will not hurt at all. ”

The witch lay face down and did not speak. Mi Doudou patted her not yet full ass and asked:

"Are you in love with the little eunuch? Why did he appoint him to 'operate' on you? This kind of pediatric skin cutting, the second sister and Gege can do it. ”

The eldest sister asked, but the witch did not dare not answer, she turned over, pouted, and said:

"What's the use of liking, no matter how good you are, you can only be a girlfriend."

Mi Doudou sighed: "It's all because the eldest sister is useless." ”

The witch hurriedly sat up and said to Mi Doudou, "Big sister, don't say that. We don't dare to have such extravagant hopes. ”

Mi Doudou said: "Now I can only hope that my younger brother will complete the revenge order as soon as possible, unlock Heng Siliang's treasure house, and maybe find a solution." ”

The witch's eyes lit up and darkened, "He doesn't necessarily have that thought." ”

Mi Doudou said domineeringly: "I can't make up his genes, but I still have a way to make him a fake woman." If he dares to want you, I will turn him into your real best friend. ”

The witch hurriedly said, "No, eldest sister, I don't like him very much." ”

Mi Doudou snorted and scolded: "Duplicity." ”

Phoenix came up with an idea and said that since Pipi Sauce can pick up Xia Pingping's "severed limb", maybe he can also cure the eunuch brother.

The witch said, "Why am I too embarrassed to tell him this?" ”

"Pretentious." Phoenix scolded, "You were all seen by him, and I didn't see you embarrassed." You love to talk about it or not. ”

……

Dao Xing and Jiang Xiaoyu listened to the words of the eldest sister very much and never let go. The good thing is that they get used to each other's temperature, and the bad thing is that they didn't play a project and sat stupidly in the bow for half a morning. The only muscle tissue they get to move is their facial muscles, as the two of them are always giggling shyly.

The words that the two repeat the most are:

"It's scary to get married."

"Well, the wedding was horrible."

Because the two of them behaved like stupid geese, the eldest sister punished them for eating and was not allowed to let go of their hands.

After eating, Liu Ying took everyone to the shipwreck site of the Great Kenken Blue Cave to play a treasure hunt game designed by herself. Her storyline is still close, but the level design is too tender, and in less than ten minutes, the treasure is found by everyone. In ten minutes, Liu Meizi completed the emotional evolution from pranking people, to surprise, and then to depression. In the end, it was the eldest sister and eldest brother-in-law who helped her redesign the level.

Shi Xiangyun asked Luo Youcheng if the electromagnetic wave energy conversion device was found here. Luo Youcheng nodded yes.

Shi Xiangyun said: "I almost forgot, I imitated a small toy and put it on your face armor when I turned around." ”

"What toy?"

"You can convert your consciousness waves into lasers."

Luo Youcheng is very happy, his mental power is very strong, and he rarely relies on foreign objects when fighting, but it is also a good thing to have one more means of dealing with the enemy, and he can attack the enemy unprepared at a critical moment.

In the afternoon, Dao Xing and Jiang Xiaoyu didn't have to hold hands at any time, and they could move freely. Shi Yanshan, the intimate brother-in-law, pulled the second brother-in-law aside and told him to say goodbye. However, Shi Yanshan soon put an end to his words and deeds. The knife shop actually knows everything, but it can't overcome the nervousness. Dao Xing said that Yu Mei is the same, she has a fear of marriage.

So far, I can only sacrifice a big killer weapon to these two cowards.

Wine is intimidating!

Drunk and romantic!

……

The dinner was extremely rich, and Uncle Liu once again showed his housekeeping skills. Eight cold dishes, eighteen main courses, eight dim sum. The name of the dish is also attached to each dish, and the name of the dish is very particular, and it is definitely done with care. However, with the ink in Liu Xun's belly, it shouldn't be possible to take out this name, it may be Lin Xiaoyou's masterpiece.

Tianhai sings and rhymes with the song (the original name of the dish is dragon and phoenix platter), Luan Feng Xiying fairy pool (mini Buddha jumping over the wall), 100 years of good and brocade jade belt (Yuhuan mandarin duck shellfish), sea oath mountain league dragon and phoenix with (steamed lobster with garlic), Yuelao red line is affectionate (braised thorn cucumber buckle fish maw), and the wings of the double flying will be crane bridge (money chicken spelled chicken wings) [Note 1]...... The names of the dishes are connected, barely a poem.

The wine is dug up in the underground wine cellar of Yongle Town, Qinling. The daughter is red, which is the wine that the daughter drank when she got married.

There was also a table on the side of the academy, the first seat was Luo Youcheng's grandparents, in addition to Liu Xun, Lin Xiaodemon and his wife, Mei Duo and Xia Pingping, Mei Duo's father, and the electric eel king's wife Dan Xuejiao. The two sides opened a remote holographic meeting and said that they would celebrate together.

Jiang Xiaoyu pulled the knife, bowed slightly to the hologram of Hanhan's eldest brother, and said gratefully: "Thank you, brother-in-law, you have a heart." ”

Afterwards, they saluted their relatives and friends at the branch venue of the college.

After a day of running-in, these two goose are finally much more natural.

[Note 1] The name of the dish comes from the Internet.