The fat man listened to the monkey's words of praise and darkness, and was about to ridicule each other, but Shi Yijian preemptively cut off his beard: "Eh, monkey, why do you always take advantage of the shortcomings of other people's fat people, don't think that you have two little dolls as if you are a cow, I see that you are working under the obscenity of the tigress all day long, and you are also depressed." ”

Seeing this, the fat man immediately laughed: "There is a tigress at home who is squeezed at will, no wonder the monkey is so thin, it turns out that you have long had a unique vision, uncle." ”

Seeing that the fat man was still laughing, Shi Yijian changed his words: "Don't be discouraged monkey, there are no tigers in the mountains now, and monkeys can also be called kings." Although the fat man is short, but he is also the same, short and capable, and the efficiency is very fast, so don't talk about the fat man's small toothpick. ”

When the two of them saw that they were beaten by Shi Yijian for no reason, their laughter gradually subsided, and they lost the prodigal feelings just now.

When the fat man saw that Shi Yijian had reaped the benefits of the fisherman, he was naturally indignant in his heart. He coughed twice and pointed the finger at Shi Yijian: "What's so funny about this, in the afternoon, aren't you indignant monkey, saying that Uncle is a complete loser?" ”

Shi Yijian turned his head to look at the monkey, only to see the monkey with a solemn face: "Isn't it, this stone has two glasses of wine, and actually told them that there are six meteorites hidden under the stream, if we secretly dig it out and sell it, the happy life of the second half of our lives will be settled, and now there is not a single hair left, what is this not a complete loser?" ”

As he spoke, even the fat man pouted, and the two guys couldn't help but complain together.

Shi Yijian suddenly realized, no wonder halfway through, the two of them made strange noises and insinuations, it turned out to be like this.

He was silent for a while, and then said, "Hey, you two really have long hair and short knowledge, can we touch these things?" Not to mention whether we can move so many stones down the mountain, you think that Kong Lao and the Deng team are eating dry food, and afterwards they will completely block this area to carry out archaeological work, rather than let them spend a lot of effort to get it, it is better to sell personal favors now, make a good relationship at this level, and if we have any difficulties in the future, we can also open up. ”

As soon as these words came out, the two couldn't help but blush, in the afternoon, the two kept scolding Shi Yijian in private for being a loser's girl, and now it seems that people are called discerning and have already figured things out.

The fat man saw that the situation was not right, so he casually found a topic to disperse Shi Yijian's scolding emotions: "Eh, uncle, why do you say this person can become a zombie after death?" ”

Shi Yijian is not sure to say an accurate answer to this question, but it does not prevent him from fooling this layman fat man as a senior god.

After thinking about it for a while, Shi Yijian explained: "The reason why a person can become a zombie after death is because he keeps breathing after death, and he has a breath of living breath in his throat. This breath is the last breath of essence left in the world, containing his attachment and resentment to the mortal world, if it is buried in an excellent place to raise corpses, let this corpse absorb enough cold earth and gold qi, and then fuse with this breath of living qi in the body, turn into extreme yin qi, over time, it will become a dry corpse that will become a zombie at any time. Just like the dried corpses we fished up in the stream, if disturbed by something like a wraith or sucking up live blood, it will instantly become a living zombie. ”

The monkey looked at Shi Yijian and said the truth, and immediately pretended to be a master, and drew a snake at the fat man: "The so-called people fight for a breath of Buddha to receive a stick of incense, life is in the world, life is to fight for qi, and after death, you must lose your breath, otherwise it will harm your descendants, but now that cremation has been implemented, it doesn't matter if you don't stop breathing, burn it all away." The most important thing at the moment is to fill your stomach, and leave it to the tomb during Qingming to talk about it. ”

The monkey's last words immediately resonated with the three of them, and they hurriedly put on their clothes and went to the restaurant of the hot spring villa to have a full meal.

When they got up early in the morning, the sky was already crisp and the birds were singing, and the three of them traveled east along the highway all the way back to the farmers' market in their hometown township, and it was already more than one o'clock in the morning. Seeing that the deserted street was dark, the three people who were extremely tired found a place to stay, and after eating some instant noodles, they hurriedly covered their heads and fell asleep.

When I woke up the next day, it was already sunrise in the east, Shi Yijian looked at the time, it was less than seven o'clock. He looked at the two of them, who were still asleep, and came to the already busy market alone, ready to go to the bank to withdraw some money and give it to the monkeys, as well as buy some tobacco, wine, tea and some small gifts to take back to honor the elders.

Before he knew it, when he returned to the small hotel, it was already past nine o'clock.

Shi Yijian watched the two of them standing on the balcony smoking and talking, threw the two breakfasts on the table, and said, "Don't ink, hurry up and go home after breakfast." ”

After that, he put a black plastic bag in front of the monkey: "There are 30,000 yuan here, let's take it first, lest your tigress make you lie in bed for three days and can't get up." ”

The monkey was stunned for a moment, looked at the heavy bag in front of him, struggled for a while, or pushed it in front of Shi Yijian, and said in a pretentious gesture: "Talking about money hurts feelings between brothers, let's talk about it when the time comes." ”

Shi Yijian looked at the goods twisting and pinching, so he grabbed the bag very simply and threw it in front of the fat man: "Don't monkey, you take this money." ”

The fat man glanced at the extremely embarrassed monkey, smiled, picked up the black bag, and was about to tease the monkey a few words, only to hear Shi Yijian say again: "Hold it steady, wait for you to give the money to his daughter-in-law, just say that the monkey is favored by the rich woman, these are just a fraction, and there will be endless glory and wealth waiting for her in the future." ”

The fat man was stunned for a moment, looked back at the monkey, and the monkey at this time hurriedly reached out to take the bag and smiled awkwardly: "Eh, it's too troublesome, let's come." ”

The monkey took it in his hand and weighed it, and with gratitude on his face, he said to the two of them: "My family has a jar of Ganoderma lucidum snake wine that has been brewed for seven or eight years, and I will take it to the prince in the evening to celebrate." ”

"Let's talk about the night's affairs in the evening, maybe you will have to make up for the Ganoderma lucidum snake wine tonight before you can get out of bed." The fat man glanced angrily at the monkey who was stealing fun.

After parting with the monkey in the paper shop, the two returned to their home in Yanweiling Village, looking at the mother who greeted them, Shi Yijian said, "Mom, is Dad at home?" ”

Wu Yuhua said: "Yesterday at noon, your father-in-law didn't know what to say to him, he went out on a motorcycle, and he hasn't come back yet." ”

Shi Yijian was slightly stunned, he called at noon yesterday to tell the third prince about the black bear, probably for the black bear. Thinking of this, Shi Yijian didn't care about his mother's nagging, and hurried to the third wife's house with two good cigarettes and tea. When he came to the second floor, Shi Yijian saw the third prince who was sitting on the sofa swallowing clouds and spitting fog while flipping through books. He coughed lightly and greeted with a smile on his face.

The third prince looked up, suppressed the cigarette butt in his hand, and said cordially: "Oh, it's Yijian and Xiaoqiang, come, sit down and talk." After speaking, the third prince asked Aunt Zhang, who was in charge of his diet, to make a new pot of tea.

The two sat down, the fat man respectfully handed over a cigarette, and between the firelight, a faint smell of tobacco instantly flooded the entire hall: "Third master, last time I came, I thought that the old lady only likes to drink tea and not smoke, so I will bring a good cigarette and honor you." ”

The third prince smiled slightly: "Last time you came, I had an old problem again, and I can't smoke, in fact, I have a big addiction to smoking." ”

After a few words of greeting, Shi Yijian began to tell the third prince in detail about the things he encountered during his trip to Guangxi, and at the end, he also told the dream that he kept repeating.

The third prince frowned slightly, and under his deep eyes, he kept smoking the cigarette in his hand. Just as he was pondering, the stairs outside the door suddenly remembered the sound of heavy footsteps, and the three of them looked out of the door at the same time, only to see Shi Yijian's father carrying a half-human-high wooden statue and a bulging blue shopping bag in his hand pushing the door in.

Shi Zhuteng saw at a glance that Shi Yijian was sitting there looking at him, and scolded angrily: "What are you doing there like a stone pillar, hurry up and come over to help." ”

After a few people put the things away, the third prince looked at the wooden statue and said, "The handiwork is okay, it seems that Carpenter Zhao's treasure knife is not old." ”

The fat man on the side curiously asked who Carpenter Zhao was, and Shi Yijian told him that Carpenter Zhao was the monkey's grandfather, who used to be in the coffin business, but now the coffin business is sluggish, and he has turned to furniture.

Seeing Shi Yijian chattering on the side, the third prince said, "Yijian, what does your dream portend, we will talk about it later, now settle this black bear first." ”

A group of four people followed the footsteps of the third prince to the innermost bedroom.

After opening the door, the third prince began to direct the three of them to decorate the room. Sitting against the wall to the north and south, a large offering table was placed, and in the center was the wood carving that his father had brought back. On top of the offering table, incense burners and lamps are placed.

The original windows had been boarded up and covered with curtains, and next to the curtains were a crumbled coffee table and a faded single sofa with a few books stacked on top of it.

On the gray and white wall opposite the offering table, there is a gold lacquer Zen character, which is smooth and distinct in the dim light, and the golden light flows, which looks extraordinary.

After the three of them put the things away, the third prince looked at his masterpiece and said with satisfaction: "Alas, it's a pity that there is not enough time, otherwise it can be arranged more securely." ”

Shi Yijian looked at a few Buddhist scriptures on the coffee table, and asked puzzledly: "Do you have any purpose in putting these scriptures here, the black bear used to be the general of the White Lotus Sect, although the White Lotus Sect is chaotic, but he is surrounded by strange magicians, and it has nothing to do with Buddhism." ”

The third wife patted Shi Yijian's shoulder and praised him: "Yijian has a good eye, much better than your father back then." As he spoke, he didn't forget to look at Shi Zhuteng who was smoking a cigarette on the side.

Shi Zhuteng, who was bragging with the fat man, couldn't help but blush, and glared at Shi Yijian with resentment in his eyes. Shi Yijian hurriedly pretended to be indifferent, pretending to listen attentively to the third princess.

The third prince continued to say slowly: "This black bear can be a guard at the Ghost Gate, which shows that he is strong, although you have been subdued by luck, but over time, let him recover his strength, I am afraid that with my old bones, it will be difficult to keep him, so I will put a few scriptures here, and then close the door, so that when he has nothing to do, he can read the Buddhist scriptures and achieve the purpose of purifying his demons." ”