Chapter 5: The Poet Is So Wet

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Ximending.

Uncle Xiao Wang's family.

"Pony, you came just in time, Xiao Wang's beast is my own nephew, he knows that I usually like to play on swings, so he secretly cut a little rope, causing me to fall off on the day of the transaction, and now I need to use a wheelchair."

Lao Wang blew his beard and glared, and patted the armrest of the wheelchair angrily, "He said to complete the deal with Ah Hao on my behalf, and I also said that this kid is sensible, and he is finally willing to do something practical, but he didn't expect to do that kind of treacherous thing, alas......"

Lao Wang's embarrassed old face turned red, "I'm sorry Ah Hao, Ah Hao is a good big brother, an upright man, a person who values love and righteousness, and he shouldn't end up dying in a foreign country......" His expression became hideous again, "My nephew's head is tendoned, how can there be so many ghost ideas, someone must be instigating behind his back, let me know, he must have picked two duck eggs from that bastard!" ”

Chen Chao: "o((⊙_⊙))o." Involuntarily clamp your legs.

Brother Xiao Ma put down the newspaper in his hand, and the headline of the newspaper was the news that Song Zihao, Xiao Wang and others ate black fire, escaped with injuries and committed suicide in fear of crime.

Brother Xiao Ma took out a match, bit into the corner of his mouth, and his tone was like the cold wind of Layue, "Where is Xiao Wang now?" ”

Lao Wang beckoned, and immediately a subordinate came over with a mobile phone, pressed it a few times, talked to someone, and turned his gaze to Brother Xiaoma, "My nephew will go to Fenglin Pavilion tonight." Do you want me to send you a few more men? ”

Brother Xiao Ma shook his head and put his arm around Chen Chao, "It's enough for Ah Chao to help me." ”

……

In front of outsiders just now, Chen Chao was embarrassed to say, but after leaving Lao Wang's house, Chen Chao immediately said: "Brother Xiaoma, you really want me to help you, but ...... I don't know how to use a knife, and I can't shoot a gun, so I'm afraid I'll mislead you. ”

Your little brother Ma is going to kill someone, I'll follow, in case the 'peanut' doesn't have long eyes, what if it hits me, it's good to cross it once, and it's too inferior to burp before you have time to reach the peak of your life.

Brother Xiao Ma smiled, "Ah Chao, I don't want you to help me shoot, I just need to help me put BGM and help me hold the Walkman, I believe you can do such a small thing." ”

Chen Chao scratched his brain, "Help you put BGM, it's as simple as that?" ”

Little Pony: "Of course. You just need to make sure that you can let me hear the BGM while ensuring your own safety. Just like this...... "The walkman who took out the pocket of his windbreaker handed it to Chen Chao and asked the latter to press the play button.

The passionate BGM in the first area suddenly sounded, Brother Xiao Ma skillfully put on sunglasses, combed his big back with saliva, pulled out two guns, and played a beautiful gun flower, pulling out the gun, pulling out the gun, and playing the gun was completed in one second, which is comparable to Bruce Lee's record of nine punches in one second.

Chen Chao kept clapping his hands, "It's great, it's great, Brother Xiao Ma is great, Brother Xiao Ma is invincible, Xiao Wang is dead." ”

Xiao Wang is really going to die, how can I go back to succeed the company's number one position, how to complete the main task, Brother Xiao Ma is so good, I have a gun a hundred times in seconds, how to say two guns have two hundred times, how can I fight him, at least I have to find a way to pit the pony, it is best to lose both, I pick up a leak is the best.

Brother Xiaoma: "Ah Chao, did you bring any money?" ”

Chen Chao touched his trouser pocket, "There are still six hundred and eighteen three cents." ”

Brother Xiaoma: "There is so much money, it's enough, go to the commissary and buy two batteries, oh, don't buy four, I want to make sure that the power supply of the Walkman is enough, and the BGM can't be broken." ”

Chen Chao: "It's a small meaning, I'll buy it." ”

……

Canteen.

Chen Chao: "Boss, do you have any batteries for sale here?" Walkman for use. ”

The proprietress was knitting a sweater, and when she heard this, she raised her head, "Yes, you want a few sections." ”

Chen Chao: "Get me four sections." ”

The proprietress threw four new batteries on the counter, "Thanks to your patronage, a total of two dollars and eight cents." ”

Chen Chao grabbed the battery, "Boss, is your battery wrong?" ”

The proprietress dropped the ball on the line, "What's wrong?!" ”

Chen Chao: "The battery I want to use, it's better to have a little bit of power in it." ”

The proprietress gave Chen Chao a pair of hygienic eyes, "Is there something wrong with you?" ”

Chen Chao: "I don't have a problem, I just want to buy used batteries, I want four batteries, do you have any?" I went to the next house without me. ”

Proprietress said: "Count you ruthless." Wait! He pulled out two sections from the radio that was playing, took his son's toy car, poured out the other two, and threw them on the counter. ”

Chen Chao grabbed the battery, dropped three yuan and left, "Don't look for it." ”

The proprietress stared at Chen Chao's back, "Pay attention to ......"

……

Chen Chao returned with the battery.

Brother Pony: "Have you bought the battery?" ”

Chen Chao: "I bought it, I bought the four sections of Gaga. ”

Brother Xiaoma: "Great," casually took off the old battery in the Walkman, threw it into the trash, replaced it with the two "new" batteries that Chen Chao bought, and asked the latter to press the play button to try, and sure enough, the sound was loud.

"Yes, I'll give it to you when I ask you to put BGM, you put it, understand?" Brother Xiao Ma looked at Chen Chao.

Chen Chao shouted solemnly, "Understood! ”

"It's good to understand, don't be so loud. By the way, you take some more money and come out, let's go open a room," Brother Xiao Ma walked to the hotel, but turned around to find that Chen Chao did not follow, "What's wrong with you, your leg is broken?" ”

Chen Chao: "My leg is not broken, I don't want to open a room with you, I'm not that kind of person." ”

Little Pony: "(@_@; )”

"It's still early before dark, let's open a room to rest, recuperate enough to clean up Xiao Wang at night, why do you kid have so many flowers and intestines in his head, usually read less salty and wet magazines, let's go!" Little Pony shook his head and walked away.

……

At night.

Chen Chao counted less than 300 yuan in change, and muttered in a low voice: "Xiaoma, this pig can really eat, a meal cost me more than 300 yuan, it is really difficult to be a little brother." ”

Brother Xiao Ma picked his teeth with a toothpick, "Ah Chao, how much money do you have?" ”

Chen Chao: "It's less than 300 yuan." ”

Brother Pony: "Well, that's enough, let's get a taxi, it's time for us to leave for Fenglin Pavilion." ”

Chen Chao turned his back and gritted his teeth, "Okay, I know." ”

……

Maple Grove Pavilion.

A taxi pulled up to a stop under a brightly lit electronic signboard.

Brother Xiao Ma was the first to get out of the car wearing sunglasses, "Ah Chao, pay." ”

Chen Chao sighed and paid the driver the money.

"Oops, two bosses, please inside, please inside!" After the dancers in the Fenglin Pavilion saw Brother Xiao Ma and Chen Chao, they immediately posted them with a smile.

Brother Pony: "Chao, tip." ”

Chen Chao closed his eyes, turned his back and did a almost crazy move, and then returned to normal, took out the change and rewarded them one by one, and the dancer smiled happily, and happily led the two into the private room, melons and fruits, snacks, water and wine were naturally added.

The dancer who accompanied the wine peeled a petal of orange, Xiao Ma opened his mouth, the orange and orange petals were stuffed into his mouth, and he said inarticulately: "Ah Chao, go and see where Xiao Wang is?" ”

Chen Chao nodded, and after going out, he left Xiao Ma's field of vision, and immediately turned around and made a "fuck you" gesture.

A dancer happened to pass by, and Chen Chao took the opportunity to ask her: "Hello, where is the place for 'shhhhhhh ”

The dancer covered her mouth and smiled, pointing to the end of the hallway.

Chen Chao circled his thumb, put up the other three fingers, smiled and made a "three grams of oil" gesture, and peeked into the private rooms on the left and right sides while walking to the end of the corridor.

The private rooms are Japanese-style, and the doors slide to both sides with a gap in between.

Soon, I saw Xiao Wang himself in the third private room on the left, this guy was hugging left and right and a group of his subordinates eating and drinking inside, happy B.

Chen Chao shook his head, sure enough, the ignorant is fearless, there seem to be more people and guns, but it is actually not enough for Brother Ma to stuff his teeth, in the original play, Brother Xiao Ma is a little pretending, and secondly, in order to give Lao Wang face, he had no intention of taking Xiao Wang's life, both shots were shot in inconsequential places, and he was a little careless before he injured one leg, otherwise they would not have been injured in seconds.

Crash.

Chen Chao opened the door.

Everyone who was eating and drinking stopped moving, and more than a dozen pairs of eyes looked at Chen Chao.

"Hey, Brother Chen, you haven't left yet? Come on, come on, shake the little hand first. Xiao Wang stood up and stretched out his arm to Chen Chao with a smile.

Chen Chao: "I never shake hands with dead people. ”

……

Little Pony's room.

"Hey, Ah Chao, why have you been there for so long and found Xiao Wang?" Brother Pony asked as he opened his mouth to take the grapes peeled by the dancer.

Chen Chao: "I just talked to the dead man for a few words, and I was delayed a little, but I have found Xiao Wang's room, which is the third room on the left hand side of the corridor. ”

Dancing girl: "Hehe, dead people can still talk, little handsome man, you speak with such humor." ”

Chen Chao: "Did I say dead people?" I'm talking to a 'poet', I go to the toilet 'shhhh What a fuss, long hair and short knowledge. ”

The dancer didn't follow, shaking Xiao Ma's arm, "Hmmm (third sound), boss, you make fun of me." ”

Brother Xiao Ma pinched the dancer's nose, "It's right to make fun of you, why can't Ah Chao go to the toilet and meet a 'poet', I'm still a 'poet', listen, the bright moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the ground." Close the doors and windows, and the house is tinkling. ”

Dancer: "It's wet, it's wet." ”

Brother Xiao Ma wiped his big back, "Good poetry is right, Ah Chao, pay a tip." ”

Chen Chao: "ε(┬┬_┬┬)3" took out the crumpled banknote and handed it over.

……

The outside of the small Wang private room.

"Ah Chao, is the Walkman ready?" Brother Pony exhaled and tried to calm down.

Chen Chao: "I'm ready, even the batteries are new, don't believe me." I pressed play.

The passionate BGM suddenly rang out.

Brother Xiao Ma subconsciously put on his sunglasses, shook off his windbreaker, and the two guns suddenly flashed into his hands, and suddenly felt a little wrong, "Ah Chao, didn't I let you put it now?" You're putting it too early......"

Chen Chao: "I'm sorry, then I'll wait a while." Hurriedly turned off the Walkman again.

Brother Xiaoma: "Forget it, forget it, don't turn it off, I'm a mother, I'm serving you, I'm on!" ”