“…… I will give you a book about how husband and wife can live in harmony. You belong to the seven-year itch, just get through it, don't believe it, look at the back. Oh, it's all a seven-year itch. ”

"Don't be persuaded. Divorce!! ”

"Man, as a husband, you should let your wife take on the responsibility of the family."

"Don't be persuaded, he's doing a good job. It's just that I don't want to be like this with him all the time, slowly and leisurely, and very annoying, if I don't divorce him and live a vigorous life, I will be old. Looking at the fine lines in the corners of my eyes, from the day it grows, I decided that this marriage must be divorced. I don't agree with his personality, and I have a thousand words on this point. ”

"Then you used to say that we complement each other. It is also said that similar personalities are only suitable for fighting, and complementary personalities are suitable for companionship until old age. If I had known you were such a person, I wouldn't have let you get me. ”

"You shut up for me, do you want everyone to know that I pursued you first?"

"Bang!"

With the whereabouts of the Grand Seal, the two really parted ways.

"Woo ......"

"What are you crying about? Are you a man? I've long since looked down on you. Enough is enough, don't come with me. I'm looking for happiness. From today onwards, you take your single-plank bridge, and I cross my Yangguan Road. Don't get in my way, or I'll drift and fly right past you. ”

"Wife, no, ex-wife. I only have one last request, can you tell me how the hell did you meet him? ”

"You don't do scientific research every day, you are very busy with work, and you make all the money to me, so I bought this supercar, went to the sports car club, and met lawyer Zhao Lun."

The "brother-in-law" nodded slightly, and before he could completely get out of the way, the "sister" turned around a few times from his side and drifted out.

"Tsk, ex-wife, if you still don't change your dissolute and uninhibited character, it is estimated that you will be in the future...... Woo, it's generally not a van to shake your ass. ”

Just when the "brother-in-law" was at a loss, Kui Yiyu drove the van, braked urgently and forcibly shook her ass.

"Slow down, how dangerous it was just now."

"Guan Xiao, you must know that this second-hand van, the full amount is only 5,000 yuan, or a loan to buy, we each pay 500 first, the rest is 500 per month, 250 for each of us, and it will be paid off in one year."

"Then you can't shake your ass, there's someone standing there."

"I just saw my brother-in-law, and that's how I learned from the sports car in front of me. Who let him deceive my pure girl's feelings, it turned out that the blind date was him, he didn't even have a car, and he was also known as a scientific researcher, I think he is now a jobless vagrant, and you haven't seen him crying nose. ”

"Babble, this is the Civil Affairs Bureau, could it be that your brother-in-law is here to handle the divorce?"

"No wonder I saw that he had a red book in his hand, and the divorce certificate I saw in the previous file was not a green book. Therefore, the current divorce has also become a festive event, what is he so sorry for? ”

"It shows that your brother-in-law attaches great importance to his feelings, and in the cases done by lawyers, many dead wives still set off firecrackers to celebrate the next day, and the divorce in the province can also directly get property, so many husbands are willing to take their wives to climb the mountain in Thailand, not to cheat insurance."

"Guan Xiao, you don't have to help him speak, I'm inseparable from him in my life."