Watching the plates of exquisite dishes served one after another, Shi Yijian raised his wine glass and took a sip of open wine. The fat man took the lead in launching an offensive, picked up a fat fork and stuffed it into his mouth and swallowed it all, Sister Fang beside him looked at her son as if he had just come out of the cell, and he looked at the embarrassment of not having meat to eat for eight years, and then looked at the few beautiful girls sitting opposite, and said sourly: "Yijian is worthy of being a master, not only is the business doing well, but even finding a girlfriend is so beautiful, you look at the appearance of this dead fat man, he can scare people to death, no wonder he doesn't even have a girlfriend." ”

After the fat man swallowed a piece of sashimi stained with mustard into his stomach, he looked at his wife with disdain and said, "Cut, don't look at what you introduced to me, it's either a dinosaur or a strange thing, this is simply abuse, understand." If you cash in the two houses in HK, I guarantee that from Miss Dongshan to Miss Xiguan, you can line up for me to choose at will, do you believe it? ”

Sister Fang replied angrily: "I sold the house, you will go back to HK in the future, where do you live?" I know all day long to raise a bar with me, and I now wonder if you are my own. ”

When Zhao Dongyu's best friend heard that the two mothers and sons originally had two houses, they couldn't help but feel more cordial when they looked at the fat man's eyes, and the words gradually increased, and the tone was full of warm greetings from the future daughter-in-law to see her mother-in-law. After being full of wine and food, accompanied by a girl, it is naturally indispensable to roar two voices, and it is already the middle of the night when you come out of KTV.

Sending a few women away, the fat man put his arm around Shi Yijian's shoulders and discussed going to soak his feet to dissipate the smell of wine. Walking into a relatively high-end store, Shi Yijian was asking the waiter about the price service table, and suddenly found that the fat man was standing motionless, staring at it with his eyes dead, Shi Yijian walked up to him and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

The fat man said with a gloomy expression: "The road is narrow, and I saw a few bastards who beat me into a coma with serious injuries and went in." This revenge is not a gentleman, you go back first, so as not to drag you into the water. ”

Shi Yijian was afraid that he would be angry and cause death, so he hurriedly persuaded him: ", can I leave you alone?" If you want to go up, you can go together, and if you have a fight, you will fight together, but you have to pay attention to strategy, you can't beat people, but you squat in the detention center, then it's not worth it. ”

"So what now?"

"Wait, wait for them to come out, follow them, knock the stick. I guess they won't be able to get out for an hour, so they have to find a place to dissipate their alcohol and recover their combat effectiveness. ”

"Okay." So, the two walked to the convenience store opposite and got two bottles of lemon tea, and sat on the bench while dissipating the smell of alcohol. Sure enough, as Shi Yijian expected, in more than an hour, six or seven young people dressed in strange clothes walked out of the door with hippie smiles, and the two looked at each other and followed with steps.

Just when they were standing on the edge of the overpass and bragging and farting and waiting for a taxi, the fat man casually picked up a warning ice cream bucket next to him, and rushed into the crowd while they were chatting.

When the gangsters on the opposite side saw it, they couldn't help but be stunned for a while, and then they all rushed up after looking at each other. The fat man is as powerful as a cow, waving the ice cream bucket against the yellow hair who rushed forward is a sweep, the yellow hair dodged and quickly resisted it with his arm, but he was shocked and staggered a few steps, almost fell, and was flying out of a leg by the fat man, right in the middle abdomen, Huang Mao instantly collapsed, and the pain made him roll on the ground with his stomach covered.

Several people surrounded the fat man, punched and kicked his legs, and vowed to beat the fat man to and pee. After receiving a few punches and kicks, the fat man was very brave, wielding the ice cream bucket and firing his bow left and right, and attacked the several people who rushed forward before and after. The fat man had so much strength that everywhere the ice cream bucket went, the gangsters were all smashed and dizzy, with blue noses and swollen faces.

Shi Yijian saw that the fat man was so good, and he was not far behind, he immediately rushed out from behind, kicked the nearest thug with a kick, and then grabbed a long-haired hair, pulled and pulled, and suddenly a handful of hair was added to the palm, and the long-haired hair was in pain, so he immediately covered his scalp tightly, and was hit in the lower abdomen by Shi Yijian's heavy kick, and the long-haired body instantly slumped around, and his expression wailed in pain. The gangster next to him saw that there was one more person, and immediately left the majestic fat man and stepped forward to besiege Shi Yijian, who seemed to be a soft persimmon.

Shi Yijian kicked a four-eyed boy, suddenly his back hurt, he staggered a step, picked up his fist, twisted his waist and split horizontally, and hit the bridge of the little fat man's nose with a punch, only to hear a sound, the two blood columns in the nostrils of the little fat man instantly flew straight down, just covered his nose, and suddenly an ice cream bucket fell from his head, smashed the little fat man to the ground, holding his head with both hands, and crying.

After a few rounds of scuffle, the four people lying on the ground wailed in pain, and the other three ran away in an instant when they saw that the battle situation was unfavorable. The fat man stomped his foot fiercely, stepped on the yellow-haired thigh, and with a wave of his big hand, he told them to get out. When the four-eyed boy and the little fat man saw that they only hated their parents for having two legs, they immediately got up and limped away into the dim streets, leaving only the yellow hair and the long hair begging for mercy in agony. The fat man bent down and shouted domineeringly: "Boy, do you still recognize your grandfather?" ”

Long Mao glanced up at the fat man, and hurriedly said, "I don't recognize, big brother, are you wrong?" ”

The fat man laughed angrily at this long hair, pointed to the yellow hair beside him and said, "What about you?" ”

Huang Mao cried and said, "Recognize it." Big brother, we were wrong, you beat and fought, and your anger came out, this matter is over, right? ”

"Up?" The fat man stroked his hair, the corners of his eyes twitched slightly, and he snorted coldly: "Hmph, when you beat me into a coma, you said that this is the end of the matter?" Yes! As soon as the words fell, he immediately gave Huang Mao two loud slaps.

"Oops...... Don't fight, big brother, don't fight. Huang Mao held his head in his hands and shrunk into a ball, and his crying cry was particularly loud in the silent street, making the long-haired people on the side tremble in fright.

Shi Yijian was afraid that the fat man would make a fuss and accept his fate, so he quickly grabbed his hand and said in a low voice: "Brother, calm down." ”

The fat man gasped slightly, lit a cigarette, and said, "Now that's it? After speaking, the fat man lifted the ice cream bucket and pointed to Long Hair: "You answer." ”

Huang Mao looked at the ice cream head on the top of his head, was frightened, and hurriedly cried: "Big brother, don't fight, don't fight, I'll lose money." ”

"How much?"

"Five hundred." When the fat man heard this, he was so angry that he threw away his cigarette, picked up the ice cream bucket and smashed it at Changmao, who was in pain, and hurriedly shouted: "Ah, don't fight, don't fight, you can say as much as you want." ”

The fat man looked at Huang Mao coldly and said, "What do you say?" ”

"Me too." Huang Mao looked at the fat man who had taken the wrong medicine with a winch, for fear of annoying the fat man's ruthlessness that would show his strength if he didn't agree with him.

"Okay, you said it, don't say that I'll blackmail you." As he spoke, the fat man threw down the ice cream bucket and counted each of them. Then, he asked Shi Yijian for help in a low voice: "Once these bastards return to the mountain, they will definitely run away, is there a way for them to repay my medical expenses." ”

Shi Yijian knew that Sister Fang had spent all her savings during the fat man's hospitalization, and after being discharged from the hospital, she sought medical treatment everywhere, which could be described as haggard. If he didn't help the fat man solve this matter, with his tenacious character, Shi Yijian was really afraid that he would kill someone, and he would regret it at that time.

Shi Yijian was silent for a long time, although he knew that he used magic to coerce others and betrayed the ancestral teachings, but now, he can only set a precedent once. So, he nodded, grabbed the hairy hair, and scolded, "Look into my eyes." ”

At the moment when Changmao looked at Shi Yijian's eyes, he only felt that Shi Yijian's eyes turned over, and as soon as the white light appeared, he suddenly felt that the world was spinning, and his mind was pitch black, as if he was in a dark whirlpool. Shi Yijian took a breath lightly, squinted his eyes slightly and rested for a while, then cut his middle finger and drew a blood talisman on his long-haired forehead, only to hear Shi Yijian sing in a thoughtful voice: "Blind to see, unheard, reverse of reality and fiction, black and white, filthy and evil, like a dream, everything is born from the heart, edict." ”

With that, a finger popped out on its Heavenly Spirit Cover, and the blood curse instantly disappeared from the door of Longhair's head. After that, Shi Yijian told the fat man that he had hypnotized the two of them with illusions, as long as they were not in good spirits, or when they wanted to sleep, they would be prone to hallucinations, although this trick would not be fatal, but in the long run, it would be a matter of time before they entered a mental hospital. And the blood talisman is to prevent someone from trying to crack the illusion, as long as the blood talisman is not solved, the illusion will always remain in the body of the two.

After the errand, the fat man intimidated them again, until a flashing police car came slowly from a distance, and the two fled along the dimly lit street. After running around the alley for a hundred meters, Shi Yijian gasped slightly, and asked worriedly: "Beat people like this, I really don't know if those two stupid forks will call the police?" ”

The fat man took out a cigarette and handed it to Shi Yijian, and said calmly: "Hey, both of them are ruffians, and the most shameful thing is to deal with the police, and they have nothing to do with calling the police." He took a deep puff of his cigarette and continued: "I'm afraid I'll get you involved, I just saw that you got beaten a lot, it's okay." ”

Shi Yijian kicked lightly and scolded with a smile: "Damn, I'm only worried about this now, even if you have a little conscience." It's just the right time to wash your feet, let's go, go relax, though, you please. ”

"No problem."

Shi Yijian's first street fight, his spirit was inevitably a little excited and uneasy, and he talked more: "When I watched you fight just now, every move and style seems to be a bit of a doorway, have you eaten a few nights of night porridge?" ”

"My grandfather opened a martial arts gym back then, and I learned a few tricks of Hongquan from my grandfather when I was a child, but I have been unfamiliar with it for a long time, and now I can't even tie a horse step."

"What, what your grandfather taught is useless?"

The fat man smiled and said, "Uncle, how did I find out that you are really a roundworm in my stomach, I even know what I think." ”

"Fuck your uncle."

The fat man slowed down and recalled with a cigarette in his mouth: "I think that when Lao Tzu fought on the street, he relied on the number of people and the fierceness, besides, fighting is not filming, why do you learn so many tricks, no matter how high your martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives, and the era of fighting alone is outdated." ”

Shi Yijian looked at the fat man's eyes in a daze, and seemed to relive the era of street brawls again, he put his arm around the fat man's arm, and laughed: "Let's go quickly, I'll have to go home and sleep later." ”