Chapter 24: Cramps and Peeling Crooked Fourth
From Hebei to Guizhou, nearly 2,000 kilometers, during this period, it is definitely not a comfortable journey.
Fortunately, Major Guan Kai's subordinates were all hard-working strong men, and they took turns to drive, and people did not stop, running all the way along the highway, except for going to the toilet on the road, even eating was done in the car.
Along the way, we overtook and didn't care about the tickets caused by speeding, and after more than ten hours, we had already entered Guizhou.
The convoy got off the highway in the town of Mochong, and then plunged headlong into the mountains. I turned left and right on the mountain road, and I don't know how long I drove before I stopped in a small town.
It is said to be a small town, but it is actually no different from a village. It is worth mentioning that this is the end of the country road. If you go any further, you can't drive in, so you can only walk in on two legs.
After getting out of the car, I found that it was raining outside, and it was very refreshing. When I got out of the car, I found that there were all kinds of foreign vehicles parked in the town, and the streets were full of men dressed differently and powerfully.
They were either carrying tactical backpacks or bulging bags around their waists, and they were in a hurry, and when they saw us get out of the car, some of them even looked at us with bad intentions, and their eyes were extremely cold and full of anger.
This is no ordinary town!
Major Guan Kai said casually: "This place is mixed, there are people from all walks of life, look at the bright spots, don't be tricked." ”
I whispered, "Are they rice beggers?" ”
Those who go to the Fallen Soul Cottage to buy rice, which is the so-called rice seeker. Some of these people were hired by wealthy people, some were exorcists who came to hear the news, and there were even second-tier dealers who specialized in selling soulless rice.
As Major Guan Kai said, there are a lot of fish and dragons here, and any messy people can be encountered.
Major Guan Kai nodded, and then led people directly into the hotel on the side of the road. This is a restaurant with a Sichuan restaurant sign. The greasy and greasy inside looks disgusting, and even the boss is a strong man with a fierce face.
This kind of environment and this kind of boss, the service attitude is naturally extremely poor. After we sat down here, there was no one who came over to pour water, but the strong man with a hideous face threw a menu from behind the bar, and said viciously: "What to eat directly with the kitchen, Lao Tzu only collects money, regardless of service!" ”
Major Guan Kai didn't care, tore off two pages of the menu at random, crumpled them into a ball, threw them into the back kitchen, and said, "Do what you want!" Two baskets of rice steamed buns! ”
After finishing speaking, he glanced around coldly and shouted, "Look at what!" Haven't you seen a living person? ”
It was time for dinner, and besides us, there were seven or eight stout men sitting in other places. They were faintly divided into three waves, and when we ordered, they kept looking at us.
Being yelled at by Major Guan Kai like this, some people immediately turned their heads away and didn't dare to look at it again, but a few of them sneered and didn't care. One of them said casually: "A face is for people to see, if you don't want people to see it, why don't you just peel off your face?" ”
Major Guan Kai's eyebrows gradually raised, obviously in the rhythm of anger. But I don't know what came to my mind, so I snorted heavily and didn't answer again.
I didn't think that the person had to be unforgiving, hehe sneered: "I thought it was so powerful, but it turned out to be a coward!" With this kind of goods, do you still want to go to the Fallen Soul Cottage to ask for rice? ”
After all, Major Guan Kai was strong-blooded, and he couldn't stand this kind of words, so he slapped the table heavily at the moment, and only heard a click, and a crack appeared on it.
Before the man could speak, he suddenly raised his head at the vicious boss and scolded, "Slap a fart!" If you have a kind, go out and practice alone! What kind of ability is it to take Lao Tzu's table out here? Two thousand dollars for a table! Bring! ”
Major Guan Kai was so angry that he wanted to get angry when he stood up, but the boss sneered again: "It's no problem if you want to do it, you have to think about the consequences first!" ”
As soon as these words came out, Major Guan Kai was like a deflated ball, his chest couldn't help but rise and fall, and after a long while, he took a deep breath and said, "Old demon, lose money!" ”
The old demon was a very old man, and he said with a sad face: "Head, we don't have much money." ”
Before Major Guan Kai could speak, the boss glared at him and became furious: "You still come to my house for dinner if you don't have any money?" What's wrong? Don't you think Lao Tzu is a bully? ”
He was not afraid of the number of us, he opened his mouth and scolded, but he didn't think that this side annoyed Zhou Da's neck, he slapped the table and said angrily: "What? Look down on people, don't you? Lao Tzu is poor and has only money left! Annoyed Lao Tzu, even you bought this shop! ”
He took out his wallet from his bag, threw it casually, and threw out a stack of banknotes, and the red hundred-dollar bills fluttered and flew all over the room.
Zhou Da sat back on the chair with his neck and said impatiently: "Hurry up and pick up the money and get out!" Grandpas are waiting to eat! ”
Although Zhou Da's act of throwing money around his neck was full of insults, he couldn't stand up to the money. This stack of banknotes is scattered with more than 20,000 yuan, and it is very visually effective when scattered on the ground.
The evil boss was also a useless person, and when he saw the money, he immediately stopped scolding, and bent down to pick up the banknotes that fell on the ground. After all, no one is at odds with money.
I gave Zhou Da a thumbs up to his neck, you must know that his family was originally a rich family, and his pocket money on weekdays was millions. It's just that Zhou Da is obsessed with exorcism of ghosts and evil spirits, and he looks very lightly at money.
If it weren't for the fact that this boss was so hateful, he wouldn't have thrown money all over the place.
Zhou Da looked at the boss who bent over to pick up the money, and suddenly refreshed, and then winked at me. I praised him, and then said to Major Guan Kai: "Lao Guan, you are still the number one person in the circle, why can't you even take out 2,000 yuan?" If you are really driven out as a bully's meal, is it a shame? ”
Major Guan Kai's face was flushed by what I said, and he lowered his voice and said, "Fuck! In the past, when I went out to work, it was all allocated by the bureau, and I spent it however I wanted, and I just wrote a report afterwards. Now that we are acting on our own, where is there so much spare money? As for the money for the equipment, everyone put it together. ”
I didn't expect Major Guan Kai to be so embarrassed, and I sighed slightly in my heart. Although an exorcist is a money-burning profession, it is not difficult to make money. It's just that Major Guan Kai is different from us after all, without the backing of the Special Case Division, money alone can make it difficult for him.
Fortunately, there is still a rich man named Zhou Da Neck, otherwise it would be too shameless to be humiliated by a group of reckless men.
As the saying goes, it's easy to do things with money. Zhou Da's neck is so wide, and the speed of the kitchen is also a lot faster. In an instant, seven or eight Sichuan dishes were served, and the rice was served in pot after pot.
As Major Guan Kai ate, he frowned at the other group of guests. The group of people on the other side was obviously not very good, sneering while eating, and they were full of gunpowder smell among each other.
I asked Major Guan Kai in a low voice, "Old Guan, what is the origin of this group of people?" Why can't I get along with you all the time? ”
Major Guan Kai sneered: "It's not that you can't get along with me, it's that you can't get along with all the exorcists." This grandson is a guy on the list of murderers, and he is like a rat crossing the street on weekdays, and people shout and beat him when they see it. As long as it is an exorcist, he wants the other party to die. ”
After a pause, Major Guan Kai said again: "Cramps and peeling crooked old four, have you heard of it?" ”
I couldn't help but say, "That bastard with crooked mouth and crooked eyes and crooked heart? The twenty-sixth guy on the murder list? ”
Maybe I was talking a little louder, and I was heard by the person on the other side. He suddenly said, "It's Grandpa!" ”
I was stunned and said, "But your mouth and eyes are not crooked?" ”
The crooked old man grabbed a big bowl and smashed it, and scolded in his mouth: "Didn't Lao Tzu just come back from South Korea?" Your grandma's! ”
Major Guan Kai smashed the big bowl with one punch, and said coldly: "You have your eyes and mouth straightened, but you can't fix that crooked heart!" ”
The crooked old man was furious: "Your grandma's! Big guy, cut him! ”
As soon as the words fell, several men at the same table with him pulled out their guys one after another, kicked over the table and wanted to join us.